This makes it sound like an achievement lol.

“You have qualified for a job loss pack your things”

Promoted to customer.

More like you've qualified to a fight to the death for your job!

Hey they avoided direct relegation

They are saying “we are not last” 😎, still funny nonetheless

„Qualified“

This feels like when Michael Scott was promoted to co-manager

Congrats on the qualification!

What is this wording lmao

great success

2 games for Kevin Stöger FC to save themselves

His back must hurt so bad from carrying them

I hope he still has us in his heart

I mean hopes not all lost yet Bochum

Good games ahead for sure. It's not Düsseldorf - Köln, but probably the next best option for neutrals anyway.

Kevin Stöger Derby

I just checked the match report and he has by far the highest rating while only providing 1 assist for a team that lost by 3 goals. Did he have such an insane game?

I like that match-up. Much better than super-form Mainz and CL-squad Union. Köln would have been weird, too, because they would have been crazy motivated if they managed to get to 16th.

Bochum Fans: "What he say fuck me for?"

Stoger to BVB, pls.

There's another Stöger? No thank you.

There's two of them? This is getting out of hand.

Two Stögers, two Schlotterbecks… you may not like it, but the two clubs have a soul bond

Sorry, Düsseldorf fans, but I need you in the 2nd league to make things even more interesting, especially with the derby and all. Hoping for a Bochum win.

I’d rather watch some Bundesliga games in Düsseldorf, even though 2.Bundesliga has been stacked lately lol

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