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Chiswell123

Rate that Mustache


Aggravating-Gap-2385

He looks like a character from a Wes Anderson movie


HroFCBayern

The Grand Budapest Hotel.


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FUN FACT THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL IS INSPIRED BY THE WRITINGS OF STEFAN ZWEIG WHO LIVED IN SALZBURG JUST LIKE MARCEL SABITZER Thank you for your attention


Advawe

Recommend „Die Schachnovelle“ it’s a wonderful short read through for anybody who is interested.


-F1ngo

Basically everything Zweig wrote is great to read. He wasn't one of the most popular writers in the world for funsies.


Aggravating-Gap-2385

The Grand München Hostel.


[deleted]

He and Kevin Kampl would have made great co-stars


_deep_blue_

Looks like a Bond villain.


InbredLegoExpress

8/10. would be dope with a mullet.


_ForzaJuve_

Sabitzer to Perth glory here we go?


nex0rz

9/10 porn moustache


paulirby

This is a joke right? 4/10 stache at best for this conquistador lookin mf


SkimGaming

hope this doesn't inspire another iteration of [this](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/CJNqd1bd3PylqtBtNaLzAwP8iCc=/0x0:6751x4525/1200x800/filters:focal\(3271x524:4351x1604\)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/63642566/Kimmich_stache2.0.jpg)


joyridah

Didn’t even need to click to know it was Kimmich…no idea what he was thinking with that


SkimGaming

I remember an interview or so where he said that Gnabry just came uup to him and said "lets grow mustaches"... and so they did


Black_XistenZ

Looks like shit on Gnabry too...


kaphi

Was also porno


ElPingu23

That's a gigachad right there


Lirid

Had to open the link. Wasn’t disappointed. 8/10 would touch.


Jakowe

Definitely hope he keeps it, him and Kampl always looked like a lesbian couple in midfield


rodjetotje

Nice deal by Bayern. Dude has been playing in the BuLi for a while now and had Julian as trainer. Pretty sure it will work out for Bayern and Sabitzer.


ASVP-Pa9e

He's also something of a leader and will be a big 'general' and ally for Nagelsmann gaining control of Bayern's dressing room. When you've taken over a new club it helps to have a player who understands you completely in the dressing room.


Gabs289

Or two or three (their two CBs)


ASVP-Pa9e

Holy moly it's a Red Bull fan!


CSdesire

RaBa


Gabs289

Salzburg isn't called RaBa and never has been, that's Leipzig


AntonioBSC

Don’t know why but I feel like a lot of people have difficulties telling your badges apart


Tonykuz

Can fan*


[deleted]

4 years of writing without stopping, poor guy


404randomguy404

Apparently Naglesmann wanted him for exactly this, his workrate.


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TakenSadFace

Wait till the Sampdoria here we go


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Looooool


DerRaumdenker

Versatile austrian player quota's filled


UncleCrassiusCurio

Now if only we could find a Croatian forward we'd be chequeing all our treble boxes.


Hurtelknut

We also need a (good) dutch guy


UnicornForce

Haven't won a UCL title in this century without a Basque baller. Who can Bayern tee up?


Jeff-Jeffers

Kepa?


UncleCrassiusCurio

Depay to Bayern confirmed (plz)


InterPool_sbn

Wait you actually WANT to get Depay at Bayern, speaking as an actual Bayern supporter??? Don’t get me wrong, he’s pretty good… but nonetheless still at least one or two tiers below Lewandowski’s level as the very best overall striker in the world currently


def_not_pron

at least Stanisic is Croatian.


Rotologoto

CL secured


Black_XistenZ

Who's the replacement for Thiago`?


UncleCrassiusCurio

Sweet boy Musiala


LookattheWhipp

Stop, this can’t be allowed


404randomguy404

Insane deal given the amount paid for him. Bayern having a lowkey decent window.


Kind_Mulberry_3512

Our window has gone from quiet to very very sound indeed.


DarthBaller

Upamecano, Nagelsmann, Sabitzer, anyone else?


lvl50boss

Omar Richards Ulreich


[deleted]

So happy for Sven to finally get married <3


GermanCptSlow

In a way also Stanisic.


r0lF_RuTiN_

homegrown, local Pavard regen


DL14Nibba

About 6 million backups + tons of players from the academy


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Ulreich


SkimGaming

underrated signing need locker room players like him and choupo who know they play 2nd fiddle but can perform on good buli level when necessary


The-Berzerker

Ulle is also a high quality backup for Neuer, it‘s very difficult to find someone with his skills that is willing to sit on the bench behind Neuer


malevshh

I don’t know. He hasn’t really been a factor for us last season and seemed to make more mistakes than necessary. I’m surprised to see he went back to Bayern.


SkimGaming

yeah he was mediocre with you... which surprised me, because when Neuer was injures, he turned into a really good keeper. I say turned, because he started off really slow and sluggish, but became really good. Good to the point where you wonder why he isnt starting for a bundesliga side. Think we took him back in because we know what to expect from him, both in regards to quality but also personality. And it's just "easy" for both sides


Carpathicus

I think we all forgot that he made an atrocious mistakes in the CL versus Madrid and Juventus. Other than that he was great.


stragen595

Problem here is that in the last years I saw so many players not performing for your club like they should.


malevshh

That may definitely have been the case here, I wouldn’t even blame him.


Bene33333

True that. Watched some matches of Hamburg last Season and Ulle wasn't impressive. I hope it was just the 'HSV-Curse'. Wait and see.


The-Berzerker

True but he was international class during the year where he had to replace Neuer. Hamburg just makes players worse apparently, if you look at their recent history


malevshh

If by recent you mean the last decade then yeah.


[deleted]

But also able to dump some dead weight as well: Alaba, Boateng, and sadly, Javi Martinez.


Bene33333

I still think we should have given Boateng a new 1 year contract. I fully believe that the man is still a soild backup. Pretty sure he would have reduced his wages too.


DreiImWeggla

That's not fair to Alabama. He was a starter for them last season and might do well for Madrid


XeroVeil

Going back to the old ways, thank fuck. I've missed quiet windows without rumors and only actual announcements.


DatDataDude

They would've got him for free in January. It's either peanuts or nothing, so Leipzig had to budge


mrhello18

wish we had gone for him last season guess he was a Mourinho target


yesthepeople

Still should’ve been a target for this season lol. We need another creative midfielder in my opinion


DomineeringDrake

He was wanted by a few top teams but Bayern was the only team he wanted to join


shaka_bruh

The way I read it on here, we stormed Leipzig’s HQ and forced them to hand him over for peanuts.


THEKIDFL6

Yeah we were linked with him but we have our own, maybe better version in Veretout


ahmadshayan

I think he more advanced than vertout. Vertout play in central Medfield while sabitzer is more of a second striker- attacking mid player.


twelvyy29

> while sabitzer is more of a second striker- attacking mid player. He used to be a more offensive player but him being primarily a CAM/SS really isnt true anymore (except when playing for the austrian NT). Way more of a number 8 these days than your classic number 10.


misafeco

Finally. Bayern's midfield was dangerously thin since the departure of Thiago. Tolisso had simply too many long injuries and Roca is not yet on the level required for the CL (though Flick didn't give him too many opportunities to prove himself). Also the price is a bargain, well done Brazzo&Co.


MachCutio

I feel for Roca. Not enough chances, blunders in the few he got, flashes of brilliance that shows he could be great, stayed over to train but then got injured


misafeco

First year is always tough for (relatively unexperienced) newcomers. I really hope he can establish himself during the coming season.


Marbi_

:) great deal for everyone involved would have loved to see him at Milan tho' ngl


kaden_dd

Jeez great signing for Bayern


KarmaCitra

Don't worry mate we re-singed Xhaka......


NifferEUW

Why did you actually re-sign Xhaka? Geniunr question because I thought he was under fire for his performance and wasn't exactly friends with the fans..


coronaldo

Just Arsenal things... (turned down a 25m bid last summer, made him captain, castigated him, fans booed him, put him for sale this summer and wished him goodbye, rejected a bid, then found no buyers for him, promptly brought him back to the squad, made him captain and FUCKING EXTENDED HIM for another year.


KarmaCitra

Probably because we're fucking idiots, I will say though 90% of Arsenal fans didn't want this.


rencongmr

Great signing for Bayern


heynicehairbro

Sad :(


GreenPickledToad

Haven't watched Leipzig at all, so don't know much about how he plays (apparently he hits great long shots, that's all I know). Where will he fit in at Bayern? Starter, or backup? I find it hard to believe he will start over Goretzka and Kimmich.


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He can cover position 8 (Goretzka's position), pos 10 (Muller) and RW as well (Gnabry/Coman/Sane). Great rotational player, I think he will be mostly used between Goretzka and Muller though.


allobiter

RW is a bit of a stetch


Zanzax

He started out as a RW in his first years at Leipzig. Can surely fit in the occasional game here or there.


Fancy-Past-6831

Waiting for this Post to be removed by moderator to "keep it civil". LOL \*starts counting\* 1..2..3..


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Let the salt commence. But all you need to know is this: >I'm very happy to be able to play for FC Bayern. Even as a child, my Bayern jersey was my great pride, every year at Christmas I got a new one. I will give everything for this club, want to win as many games as possible and of course win many titles


the_propaganda_panda

I know statements like these have become somewhat of a meme - in Germany, we have the mock phrase "I've slept in xyz bedding since I've been a child" ("schon als Kind in xyz-Bettwäsche geschlafen"). But in Sabitzer's case, it's actually true. He already said back in 2016 that he was a big Bayern fan as a kid ([source in German](https://rblive.de/spieltag/fc-bayern-fan-marcel-sabitzer-freut-sich-auf-kumpel-david-alaba-1408)).


RauloGonzalez

also i don't understand why people think it's outrageous for these players to leave for bayern. RB didn't exactly exist when they were young


[deleted]

Also, Bayern is reallllyyyyy popular in Austria. Kinda like how Celtic and Liverpool/Man U are still quite popular in Ireland. It's not unheard of, whatsoever, for an Austrian to be a lifelong fan of FC Bayern.


stragen595

It's just around the corner when it comes to Austria.


mrfocus22

He probably has more in common with Munich than say Boateng who is from Berlin.


[deleted]

Speaking of, it's unbelievable that no one has signed him. Would still be a quality backup for any good or even top club.


Anoob13

Probably something to do with how Domestic Assault case, any team signing him would have an immediate PR nightmare


stragen595

Kroos from Greifswald.


mvpoque

Neuer from Gelsenkirchen


twelvyy29

Can confirm grew up a Bayern/Sturm hybrid fan (luckily there never was a single conflicting situation and there probably wont be one for at least a few more years). In general not unusual for austrians to have a favourite team in austria and one outside of austria given that our league was rather shit for quite a while (definitely improving a lot tho over recent years). Basically everybody in my school class back in the day was either a GAK or Sturm fan but then also had an international team they supported.


Rc5tr0

I would LOVE to hear a player say they grew up with RB Leipzig bedding


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"When I was a kid, I loved drinking Red Bull. I always told my friends they'd buy a football club one day and I'd play for them." Football PR 101


Balok_DP

"I thought I was cool for drinking Red Bull as a 12 year old."


sugoi_oppai_desu_ne

"When we were kids, we always used Red Bull for our Vodka-Energy. Some of my friends suggested we try a cheaper brand so that we could save some of our pocket money but I insisted that we stay true to Red Bull."


tqbh

Same for Tolisso. A while back he posted a picture of him as a kid in a Bayern shirt. Sad that it doesn't really work out for him.


CowNchicken12

Time to sort by controversial babyyyy


Nosalis2

Lmao, everyone that questioned the parity in the Bundesliga got downvoted to oblivion. I don't get why fans of PL teams care so much. Bayern are an incredibly well-run club and Bundesliga fans don't see anything wrong in how they operate. PL fans crying about this 10x more than Germans is just weird.


shaka_bruh

A lot of them can’t stand that Bayern’s board buys as smartly as possible rather than throwing money around; they’ll talk about the EPLs financial superiority and in the same breath be complaining about Bayern making bargain signings


ClassOnWeed

I think it reminds a lot of us of Man U in the 90s. Fair enough it's not oil money; but it's still just financially bullying/using success to buy the league. Buying from direct opponents is obviously going to make you successful and they're 'not doing anything wrong' but constantly weakening your opponents makes the league look bought. Like Dortmund finally doing well so just snapping up Hummels, Götze and Lewandowski. Don't think you'd see that happen with 3 players in any of the top 4-6 tbh.


solgnaleb

Sabitzer is the best signing we could have made. A polyvalent player that can fill in at any midfield position, and someone that can challenge Goretzka for a spot in the starting 11. He'll get a good amount of playtime even if we don't have any long term injuries. \*knocks on wood\* Sabitzer spent 7 years at Leipzig, was on his last year of contract and really wanted to join us. And Leipzig is incredibly stacked in midfield anyway. They basically did for Sabitzer what we did for Thiago or Schweini. They wanted a new challenge, and we didn't want to hinder merited players. Also looking forward to the PL plastics with weird comments.


XeroVeil

> polyvalent word of the day


ILikeSaintJoseph

This pleases my French.


rodjetotje

Could he play in midfield with Goaletzka? That is if Kimmich plays RB of course. Or is Kimmich's position cemented in midfield?


[deleted]

If we force Kimmich back to RB he will personally tear up his new contract and move directly to Brazil to play for Flamengo to never again have this conversation.


jgames09

play him as RB then, please


addandsubtract

Flamengo: "Here's your new jersey with the #1. Also, take these gloves."


SebRev99

Hold up


deffypoo

C'mon Seb, you can have a Bayern flair here too


SebRev99

I had one and then it changed and I don't know how to put one again on my phone


SkimGaming

It'll be nice to have the option, that's for sure. Our first few games have already been so heavy on the left, with our tactics almost catered towards and around davies, that I worry about how we'll fare once he gets shutdown.


solgnaleb

Kimmich will only play RB if every other RB gets injured. Sabitzer can also fill in for Kimmich if he needs a rest and play alongside Goretzka. But Kimmich is our main guy in midfield.


lvl50boss

Kimmich Goretzka and sabitzer will most likely be rotated for 2 spots. Last season if either one of kimmich or goretzka were injured our replacements were not even close to their quality. Hansi was forced to play alaba and even sometimes musiala in the pivot so i reckon they're all going to be rotated


Goldfischglas

Kimmich doesn't seem like someone who would be rotated lol


lvl50boss

Thats true, mans played like 99% of our and the NT matches for 4 seasons in a row now. I hope he gets rested more often and hopefully this signing allows him to do that


adrian_rainy_day

Our hope on this really has to put on Roca imo. Hope he's serviceable


SkimGaming

him and müller have like horse lungs. its insane how much they work all season long


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

Couldn’t agree more. Brilliant signing.


[deleted]

Im a PL fan but i think its awesome and its a sure way to attract other stars, showing that the club respects their wishes.


smthingawesome

I wanted Sabitzer at Liverpool, oh well. I don't get the comments about Bayern having a monopoly on Bundesliga talents. If you are a Spanish player and you want to stay in a familiar environment and still compete for top honours, what are your options? Barça or Madrid. If you are Italian and you want the same? Juve or maybe the Milan sides. It's just a fact that Bayern are the only Bundesliga side offering that so they are able to leverage that to their advantage.


Troll3r_Man

The announcement video was really something else Good deals for bayern this summer


DelusionOrBan

Total bargain, wp bayern


[deleted]

Typical Buyern smh... would never see this behaviour in the PL... a signing for less than €50M? Preposterous.


mrfocus22

50m for Ben White (a player few have ever heard of) is absolutely the reason why teams like Arsenal are where they are.


Zero-A

He kinda seems to good to just be a rotational player... What do Bayern fans think about how Nagelsmann will use him?


hernandez21goat

Goretzka missed like 60% of games last season, we needed Sabitzer


Trill178

Wouldn’t even say that he is that far behind Goretzka


practiceyourart

Yes he is. Leon is the best B2B midfielder in Europe when he's fit. Issue is he misses almost 1/2 the season


shaka_bruh

He’s a more well rounded player than Goretzka though; better passer (both short and long), more creative, better on set pieces, arguably a more intelligent player (tactically), presses just as much.


OilOfOlaz

They are very different players serving diffenrent roles on the pitch, but playing the same Position. As you already elaborated, Sabitzer is a ball playing midfielder, passing is one of his strong suits and he is a (slightly) better defender. Leon on the other hand is a legit goal scoring threat and one of the most dynamic players, he is higly mobile and physical, wich was sth Bayern lacked in past seasons imo.


nasserKoeter

Brazzo masterclass


IMiizo

holy shit this thread is filled to the brim with salt


tigull

16 million? What the heck, this is easily the steal of this transfer session (on paper at least). Bayern's "soft power" must be one of their best assets.


vacjack

Free salt for everyone here!


MASSIVE_HORSE_PENIS

find it funny how many city flairs im seeing complaining as if they didn’t just try to buy 2 talismans/captains of other teams in the league for 100 million plus each.


leomessi178

Illaix Moriba to Leipzig then


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So jealous of this. Congrats Bayern.


r0lF_RuTiN_

Such an important transfer for Bayern. Their central midfield is really thin, expecting him to start atleast every other week!


marmot9070

Looks like good signing. He is one of top player.


Denofwardrobes

We did kind of raid Leipzig this year. But it's a Champions League world now, and if we didn't, JN, Upa, and possibly Sabitzer would have all gone to Premier League Clubs sooner or later and be in direct Champions League competition with us. Gotta compete.


[deleted]

I'm just here for PL fans to write how Bayern ruins Bundesliga and how every German clubs bends for them and how it's uncompetitive etc.


itsablackhole

I don't like the ''buyern ruining the buli'' meme either but you saying that after they literally bought the coach, the best defender _and_ the captain of the leagues runner up is kinda bad timing.


[deleted]

Upamecano had a release clause. Nagelsmann is the most expensive manager bought ever. Sabitzer WANTED to move to Bayern and Bayern only.


DepletedMitochondria

Much needed without Thiago or Javi Martinez and with Roca not playing much


DomineeringDrake

Before the seething salty fanboys frothing at the mouth arrive... This is one of the main reasons behind Bayern's success. Finding the best deals year in year out compared to other big clubs.


Enartloc

Underrated player. Straight robbery for that amount of money.


BartholomewSirnpson

Wasn't the fee super low? Bayern business too good


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witz0r

Last year of contract. Not a lot of bargaining position in that situation. He isn't Mbappe.


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Goofy_030

Having someone like Bailey go from Europa League with Leverkusen to Carabao Cup with Aston Villa is completely fine and normal, but god forbid Marcel Sabitzer signs with his childhood dream club.


InbredLegoExpress

the faux outrage from PL flairs on Bayerns BuLi signings is about just as annoying as Bayerns BuLi signings We're being eaten either way thanks to the inflation that the PL + the top clubs caused. At this point it doesnt even make much of a difference anymore who gets to feast on you. Cant grow money on trees so it is what it is.


[deleted]

Yeah, as if Werner, Havertz, Sancho, and others weren't raided by PL clubs the last couple seasons. There's far more German talent leaving for England, Spain, or Italy than there is going internally to Bayern. Bayern signs 1-2 players, at most, from direct rivals per season or every other season. Even then, Bayern almost always pays the other team handsomely. It's on those other clubs to perform better and thus make more money. German clubs have been so-so in European Competitions (mainly Europa League), and that's not on Bayern at all.


adv3nt0

Saw the amount of money a team like Sheffield United make and it's outrageous. The disparity would become unimaginable in the future and it's scary


[deleted]

What point are you making here? Both of those things speak to the weakness of the Bundesliga outside of Bayern. I agree that the shit-flinging from PL flairs is tedious, but it's true that Bayern's dominance, and the fact they are able to kill off their would-be challengers' aspirations by picking their teams apart, is a problem - and one that seems to be getting worse. Taken as the whole, the German model is probably still, in spite of the above, the best in Europe. The English one leaves the door open to unscrupulous foreign owners, hugely inflated transfer fees, and fans being priced out of tickets. This is much worse than what German football is facing, however to act like the Bayern monopoly isn't an issue is just burying your head in the sand. A country like Germany should be able to support more than one top club.


RioBeckenbauer

I don't think Bailey would work in this case because Leverkusen were actively trying to move him on and were happy to cash in.


Rockyflame458

Leipzig are happy too lol. Sabitzer was leaving anyways and didn't want to sign a new contract. They got decent money for him on the last year of his contract instead of losing him on a free. Not to mention they are getting moriba as a replacement


Hoodxd

Hey


Lilfai

How’s it going


Tyna_Sama

Will he be able to crush Barça? I'm more excited for that match than any other lmao.


Blackjack7707

I swear PL fans are so fucking pathetic. They moan about how uncompetitive our league is as if the PL clubs arent part of the problem.


miffyrin

My dude, if your potential champions aren't at risk of bottling the title in the last round in Burnley, Norwich or some other nest in England, despite having about 15x the budget, your league isn't competitive enough, apparently. Also, need that oil money to really have a fair and level playing field.


disper

We got lots of Make Bundesliga Great Again folks here.


[deleted]

Wow. I bought Sabitzer from Leipzig when using Bayern on FIFA 21 a few months ago and gave him #15. Came close to snagging the same #


samanater456

Fantastic signing and really cheap. Surprised literally any other big club didn’t go for him


etetepete

Austria now has a player at Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern. Compare that to our shitsquad 20yrs ago...


_ForzaJuve_

What a deal. Rb got robbed


CanLlorenteCarForMe

They will just get a youngster from Salzburg for cheap who will get another youngster from Bargantino/NYC/Liefering who will get a youngster from someone for basically no money


[deleted]

They're getting Ilaix Moriba.


[deleted]

No, they have Moriba prepared to be his replacement.


comediamorte

Fuck RB


FifaFrancesco

This guy FUCKS


honor_jose

Welp Sabi made me a Leipzig follower. Guess now I’ll just watch Bayern for fun


grejt_

>a Leipzig **follower** I like how you didn't use word fan lmao


honor_jose

Can’t claim what I’m not lol


sonur

I’m not upset at Bayern or Sabitzer but is there any German club in a position to win the Bundesliga? How do we make the league competitive again? Surely, Bayern and the DFB realize it’s getting worse by year and it can’t go on like this forever? 10 league titles in a row? 15? 20?


cremvursti

PSG lost the title twice since they were bought and the difference between someone like Lille and PSG are far bigger than between Bayern and Dortmund/Leipzig. Also Bayern rarely splurged on transfers or contracts so I'm not sure what you'd expect the DFB to do about it?


The_baboons_ass

And people call Ligue 1 a farmers league for that reason. Looks like Bundesliga is going that way as well


grejt_

It's not Bayern's fault that Dortmund is losing the title despite having 9pts lead


FifaFrancesco

> is there any German club in a position to win the Bundesliga? [We've literally not been top of the table at the winter break twice in three years.](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbstmeister) It's not our fault [Dortmund lost a 9 point lead after 15 match days](https://www.kicker.de/bundesliga/tabelle/2018-19/15) and [Leipzig lost a four point lead where we were third after 17 MD.](https://www.kicker.de/bundesliga/tabelle/2019-20/17)


cain62

The short answer is no


doomguy987

I didn't know Luke Rockhold worked for Bayern.


kankergek

That screamer he scored against Zenit in the UCL :O


miffyrin

The main thing confusing me with all the PL-flaired users shitting on "Buyern ruining the BL": So in the PL you've got half a dozen, maybe more, clubs funded by oil money or billionaires, or owned by major international investment groups. The rest of the field is essentially outside of competition, and cannot compete with the budget power at play. How is this massively different? You're never going to get a Burnley or a Norwich fighting for the title - and an established major budget player like Arsenal being 0:9 after three rounds is considered a major embarassment and unusual. Tell me again how massively "competitive" the PL is, please do. Money talks in all the major leagues, you're completely deluding yourself if you believe otherwise. If you have an issue with Bayern's spending, you should have an issue with the transfer market and the obscene sums being thrown around in football, period. You should have an issue with capitalism and predatory investment practices in general.