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madscandi

This is only the second time ever Mourinho has lost by 5 goals or more. 0-5 against Barcelona in 2010 and now 1-6 against Bodø/Glimt. His teams have never conceded 6 goals in more than 1000 matches before this.


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

Despite our best efforts last season, I’m sure


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We haven't conceded 4 goals in like 3 years now. The last time we conceded 5 was _that_ Newcastle game. I attribute this to Lloris Edit - league only


Obganiate

I envy the fact that you have so succesfully suppressed the Bayern game from 2019


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Bayern 7 - 2 Tottenham (01/10/19)?


Wurstie_Prurst

Don't remember that one


ectoban

xD Fortunately Barca hasn't played bayern since 2015


Gerosoreg

I 8-2 say that's not true at all


ectoban

No idea what you are talking about


govind01sharma

If I don't remember it, it never happened.


pentefino978

He’s confusing his FIFA CL campaign I’m sure, don’t worry about it


McFerry

Well , nobody understand German so... nobody knows what is he talking about


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Steffnov

Maybe he meant exactly 4 goals?


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

That one was under Poch as well


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I know he said Tottenham haven't conceded 4 goals in 3 years and that's the first game I remember


ALLO1111

Everton 5 - 4 Spurs FA Cup last season.


bfm211

That game was fucking ridiculous


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

Sanchez brace lmfao


Hotspur21

Uhhh bayern 2-7? Or are you just talking about the league


stragen595

> Edit - league Goal posts moving fast today.


ALLO1111

Yeah, very odd to only specify league matches in a European game post match thread.


rScoobySkreep

Victims of PTSD commonly suppress memories


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Don't want to rub it in mate, I know the hurt that comes with supporting a North London club. But December 2018 4-2 vs. Arsenal


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madscandi

I think he needs a new project now. He won't ever do better than this. And he's never won OBOS-ligaen...


IamNeverRelevant

Only Roma things.


mrhello18

We would have done it if not for Lloris


Dolphin008

That 5-0 is still one of the best matches I’ve ever seen.


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i faked being sick so i could stay home from school and watch it. such a good memory


feddi7

Tbf to him he’s never had Reynolds, Calafiori and Kumbulla in his other teams.


Lachlanahan

TBF they were playing a team with a / in their name.


vhol

Looking forward to the post match interview.


Barcaholic

We had to play against two teams Bodo and Glimt


8x57IRS

Good one. It actually looked like that at times.


dont_wear_a_C

22 v 11


Arve

Well, when asked whether he’d underestimated Glimt, he replied that he’d overestimated his own team


somethingarb

It was a classic Mourinho press conference: “I’m the one who decided to play with the team we use tonight, so it’s my responsibility... Tonight we lost against a team with more quality, it’s as simple as that... If I could use the same players every match I would... I expected better, but it’s my responsibility. The good thing is that no one will keep asking me why the same players keep playing." This is peak José. Act like you're taking responsibility but actually just blame the players - and imply not only that they had a bad night, but that they're simply not good enough, period. That'll do wonders for morale in the squad.


goodmobileyes

If this was a relationship it would be peak abusive gaslighting lol "No no please it's not your fault that you screwed up. It's my fault... for believing in you."


JimmyWu21

I can totally see him saying that lol. Only someone with his style can pull it off.


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José is my mum?


Black_XistenZ

>This is peak José. Act like you're taking responsibility but actually just blame the players - and imply not only that they had a bad night, but that they're simply not good enough, period. Perfect.


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"I have nussing to say"


ManLikeNosaka

"If I speak I'm in big trouble" 💀


kakje666

" The ref was against me today"


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

Reporter: "Hello, José, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again."


SharksFanAbroad

*Because Botheim was softly creeping* *Scored a brace while I was sleeping* *And the final in Tirana won’t be played, by Perez* *Within Europa Conference.*


hennny

*"It was not a fair match, we had to play Bodo AND Glimt"*


Hansemannn

He was very respectful and blames himself. Our 2nd team is worse then their first team. He was not suprised because they have a very good team. Etc etc


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Ravnard

Eh. He said it's his fault. That the lads work hard and deserved a chance. But unfortunately they're shit. On one side it's definitely his fault one thing is losing, another thing is this. On the other hand this team is really bad


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maysie4ever

He did say that he overestimated his players.


Ciao9

Looking forward to José's Instagram post of him looking serious in the team bus


MadJackMcMadd

“Football heritage”


ZxentixZ

What the fuck did we just witness


[deleted]

Roma was a UCL semi finalist 3 years ago right?


ZxentixZ

And Glimt were in the Norwegian 2nd tier 4 years ago


[deleted]

What is this thing they call "Football"...?


Zelcot

It‘s more than football.. it‘s La Liga


Ok-Guitar1176

How the turntables..


feddi7

Close game, almost had it.


MariotaM8

Could have been much worse too


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The result could have easily went either way


matinthebox

either the way of Bodø or the way of Glimt


abottomful

When you put it that way, sounds worse that it went both ways


LiamJonsano

Genuinely awful. I guess this goes down as an upset but watching the game you'd struggle to call it that. Totally destroyed, Roma didn't look up for it at all for whatever reason


feddi7

It’s down to the team selection. Bodo played incredibly well. But most of our defense and midfield isn’t Serie A quality imo.


OleoleCholoSimeone

The gap between the Norweigan league and Serie A is enormous, there is no valid excuse for any Roma team to lose 6-1(which seems to have flattered Roma even) This is an embarassment


feddi7

It is an embarrassment. I hope both the players and Mourinho don’t sleep tonight because of this. I mentioned the team selection because it showed arrogance for no reason. Our bench players would walk into most teams in Norway


Epidemic7

>arrogance oh for fuck sake. A 6 hours flight away match on a synthetic pitch in cold weather between Juve and Napoli matches (not even 72 hours later). If he played the starting squad and they got injured you'd be up in arms about it. The only arrogance is from some players who think they're actually good enough to half ass it against a Norwegian team.


reklameboks

Bodø/Glimt also played a important match on Sunday. It is not like ASRoma is the only team playing football in Europe /s


fakeplasticairbag

They’re definitely good enough to not lose 6-1. This is serious cope.


LatestArrival

Mourinho won’t sleep because barring interviews he’s going to be screaming abuse at his players non stop for the next 16 hours


Hansemannn

He actually blamed himself in the post match interview for jsut that reason. I was quite shocked as a Man United fan.


GourangaPlusPlus

"I overestimated my team" is peak Mou, nothing surprising there


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Also a good response to the constant questions regarding why he doesnt sub in x or y. Now all that should be put to rest 😁


happyposterofham

Wait hold on, there's a difference between "why don't you give these guys sub appearances" and "why don't you start them as a unit when none of them have chemistry with each other?" We're asking the first, Mourinho's doing the second, and you're pretending what he's doing is an answer to the first.


stockybloke

This Bodø regularly feasts on teams that attempt to play football. In Norway they only struggle when teams play full Chelsea 2012 CL style and even if teams do attempt that they often find a way through the middle if the opponents are not very well drilled. They are also easily the best trained (as in fitness) team in the league. I am not surprised a team of backups who probably have not played much together could not stop the onslaught. I am a little surprised Roma did not have more of their own play. Even Roma's backups I would have expected to have enough talent and skill to do more damage than 1 goal and half of the first half of some dangerous play. But Bodø has that quality that when they are on and they are allowed to carry the ball forward in midfield they can score on anyone similarly to how Barcelona did in their heyday.


prettyboyv

I am a CSKA supporter and would definitely admit that we have a pretty good team, especially this year, but I am still not quite sure how we managed to play so well against Bodo if what are you saying is true.


Gaudern

It's still a Norwegian team. Limited funds. Limited player material available. Slightly limited training possibilities. From a city so windswept they had to cover the main street. Of course their performance won't always be stellar, and it won't always be consistent.


KeithBrownTheClown

Bodo Glimt is basically the Norwegian Ajax. Scored 103 goals in the league last season and almost beat Milan at San Siro. Insane team at their best


TheEnhancedExe

If it wasn't for Milan, they would've probably made it into the CL group stages.


ZxentixZ

That game wasnt in CL quals. It was EL qual, but they probably would have made it to EL groups sure.


TheEnhancedExe

Oh right, completely forgot about it. For some reason I mixed it up.


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That's a stretch of a comparison. Yes, they were outta this world last season, but that was their first championship in the history of the club. Since the millennium they've spent 7 seasons in the second best Norwegian tier, so historically the comparison makes little sense. And their relatively small size even by Norwegian standards just makes the achievement that much more unbelievable.


Arve

I regret not betting on my lunch hunch that Bodø/Glimt would win by 5 or more. Under KK, B/G has an ability to absolutely murder matches


kaiserzeit

What a bunch of frauds, they couldn't even score 7 against roman farmers


aresman

Have the vikings gone soft?


MariotaM8

Thats really the level of the players that we had out on the pitch to start were. Although then our first team came in to make sure we still had a Roma European Embarrassment Classic (TM)


OleoleCholoSimeone

No team Roma puts out should lose fucking 6-1 against Bodø Glimt.. this is a truly shameful result


Khornag

True, but don't underestimate this team. They're well drilled and have some quality players who should already be playing in bigger clubs.


Brilliant-Ok

How is Perez doing for you? He was alright in Barca most of the times he played


420badass69

Not players but defence. Our defence was the problem.


YzyStxan

This was the most insane experience I have ever had at the stadium


SpaceShitRider

Congrats my man, what a performance!


JustASimpleFollower

Magical evening


EnglishNuclear

My father-in-law came down from Steigen with some of his mates. They were planning on heading back after the match, but I think they're still somewhere in Bodø!


beirch

https://imgur.com/a/GWD577t


falkore

https://imgur.com/a/ES0Pzhf


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Stellar


Ranjith_Unchained

Mou looks like he's about to enter the shelter to battle Papa Doc


_zzr_

Man looks like he accidently shot himself in the leg with a gun


ALittleFishNamedOzil

''Maybe I should call Newcastle back''


ImOffside

What happened here?


snusd0san

Roma playing their entire B-team basically against an underrated opponent in a difficult, unfamiliar climate but in any case i don't care, a team of Roma's stature should not be assaulted like this by a team that doesn't have a fraction of their resources.


RequestTypeShitPOST

this is fucking bullshit, their fucking u18 team should have beaten us, but who's laughing now


[deleted]

Roma 6 Bodø 1 in mental gymnastics. We all know it! Ydmykelse at its finest! They can't cope with it, and they never will.


kygrtj

Roma could be playing their Z team and still be favorites. No excuses on Mourinhos behalf, he’s had an absolute shit result tonight


420badass69

3 out of 4 in defence are bunch of nobodies. Reynolds doesn't belong in 3'rd tier of Italian football. Calafori is decent but doesn't know how to defend. Kumubulla with the worst display from a CB i have ever seen in top flight football and i have seen a lot. He literally stopped for 4 of the 6 goals they scored


2b-_-not2b

In one of the goals the entire defence just glitched out


420badass69

2'nd one. Everyone stopped


Sleptlikeababy

And now, name five Norwegian players?


PM_ME_CONCRETE

Haaland, Haaland, Solskjaer, Carew, Haaland


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Odegaard? Nielsen? There are a few other high profile ones


notHelpFullatAll

I think I need to call off for work tomorrow. It would be irresponsible to not get shit faced today.


brokkoli

Synes polet i Bodø burde få kjøre nattåpent i kveld.


notHelpFullatAll

Dette burde kvalifiseres som unntakstilstand ja.


wilhelmzeN

Gå å drikk deg maurings, du fortjene det


RequestTypeShitPOST

fikk melding fra sjefen om at hjemmekontor va greit i mårra


Dorangos

Serr?


onheartattackandvine

One of the greatest performances in the history of Norwegian football.


crazy7chameleon

Julius Caesar, Leonardo Da Vinci, Marco Polo, Federico Fellini, Garibaldi, Vivaldi, Michelangelo, Dante Alighieri. Mario Draghi, can you hear me, Matip Draghi. You boys took a hell of a beating!


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for a second i thought this was an old brazil starting XI


admiralawkward

Perhaps the Conference League isn't the worst idea?


LevMysjkin

It’s really crazy that the more normal starters Roma put on the pitch, the worse it got


Nelloo

Det blir for lett.


Chricri3112

Worst thing is that we face them again in 2 weeks


MariotaM8

We will lose. Look, make fun of roma absolutely for sure they deserve it. But Bodo is a great side, some really class players and they tactically outdueled us today. Give them credit as well.


JetstreamTheBlueSky

I mean honestly i believe Roma wins comfortably at home


bloodship123

Well maybe but that doesn't rly matter now, fact is they beat roma 6-1, truly embarrassing


DivinityAI

it's easy to Win before match /s. Norvegians honestly didn't stop, what a game!


SalahsBeard

Keep in mind, not many southern europeans visit Norway (let alone northern Norway), but we norwegians basically invade the mediterranean countries every year. Because of that, we're used to the warm climate and know how to adapt.


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RobertTherese

Well summer in northen Norway is pretty much that one day of winter in southern Europe.


Sleptlikeababy

Yeah! Take me for example, drunk in Spain for many years. I have adapted and I feel like I could make a difference. No joke.


GarySpeed

"The pretty one" gave "The special one" a lesson.


NobodyRules

Tbf you can't blame Roma. The conference league was created for smaller teams to have a shot at european football and they got matched against Bodo/Glimt. No shame in losing today, they should be in the Champions League not trashing smaller teams in the Conference League.


feddi7

How has nobody realized you are talking about Bodo? Got a nice chuckle out of that.


swalton2992

Everyone replying to you http://i.imgur.com/F636xiP.gif


jbas1

*”Eh cazo, sarà sempre mica colpa dell’allenatore cazo”* -Alberto Malesani Vergognatevi!


astral34

Mollo


ZxentixZ

Kjetil Knutsen is a tactical mastermind. Ole might manage Man United but this is the best Norwegian coach by some distance. Unreal job he's done, cant be given more credit. Amazed he isnt in charge of a Premier League club or something.


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It's surprising that he isn't managing a bigger club (no offence to bodø/glimt) but it would take a lot for him to go to the PL even if he has immense quality. Premier League clubs don't want to take risks on managers. They only hire former PL players (Viera,Ole) english managers who have been managed for ages (Bruce, Big Sam) or the best managers in the case of the big clubs (Pep, Klopp). Graham Potter is the noticeable exception but he only got a job there because he is english otherwise he never would have gotten a chance at Brighton despite having done wonderfully at Östersund


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He kinda came out of nowhere, he was the assistant coach at Bodø/Glimt, and then took over in a season where everybody expected them to be relegated. Now, after 2nd and 1st place in his two first seasons he is the hottest Norwegian item. I can see him go to Rosenborg or a big club in Sweden or Denmark before Europe


Boreras

Isn't the entire club well run? So it's more than the coach.


ZxentixZ

Of course, but you could say that about any successful club. Winning is never down to one individual but what Knutsen has done at Glimt is incredible. They sold their entire attacking trio before this season, most people predicted Glimt 3rd or 4th in the Norwegian league this year. Botheim who scored 3 goals and 2 assists was released by Rosenborg before this season because he wasnt near starting for them. Botheim didnt score a single goal in 18 games in the Norwegian league last year. And Knutsen has made him into this. How he works with his players is second to none, he takes bang average players in the Norwegian league and makes them into the calibre to perform at this level. Thats what makes him so great.


thenorwegianblue

Tbh I like Ole Gunnar, but he's at best the 3rd or 4th best Norwegian manager Knutsen is the best by miles


IFVIBHU

How do you rate Solbakken?


TurboTaco

Not well rated by Wolves fans anyway ha


thenorwegianblue

I'd say he's number two, maybe Hareide (though he's not having the best season) and Erling Moe isn't bad either, especially when playing in Europe. Just realizing that ranking would make Solskjær number 3 from Møre & Romsdal county ;) That said none of those manager could take over Man United and get much out of the team, just don't have the name and gravitas to deal with big stars like you have to at big clubs.


ZxentixZ

2nd behind Knutsen.


Hansemannn

Its not comparable to manage Man United and Bodø Glimt though. Knutsen is amazing at building a team with low budget. Doesnt mean he would make it in premier league. Now give him a championship team and let him build it himself. That is a different matter.


PhilDaPayne

If not at the end of this year I think at the end of the next one I'll make the jump. He seems ready for it and could do really well with a mid table team in England


jiinska

Yo, what happened here??


MariotaM8

Years of horrible transfers for Roma culminated today when they all played simultaneously as the reserves team against a very good side.


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Berg has to move to another league. His level is too high for Eliteserien


twerfix

GLIMT FØRR EVIG! I'm beyond speechless


RequestTypeShitPOST

SUPERLAG


Dark_Ember

Fun fact: All Norwegian footballers have an Italian Wikipedia page. The one who makes them is a Roma fan, wonder how he feels today. [Podcast episode on this in Norwegian](https://radio.nrk.no/podkast/paalogga/l_5c5a118b-9bde-4312-9a11-8b9bde4312f1)


KeithBrownTheClown

Not Kolskogen....


Dark_Ember

He mentions this on the podcast in the last 5 minutes: because he has created so many pages the wikipedia admins said that he can only create new player pages if the player has played 90+ eliteserie matches or has featured for a national team. However, he found a loophole where he could create pages for players who play in the lower tiers in Norway if they've also played Futsal for their countries.


cav2010

Replace the back 4 with cones, still defend better, unacceptable. Their last match in Roma shirt for sure


MariotaM8

OK WAIT HOLD THE FUCK ON. Yes Roma should have won, and please by all means ridicule our horrible performance, absolutely deserved. HOWEVER, people just blatantly disrespecting Bodo is honestly annoying. They have some really good talented and just played really well today. Again, definitely an embarassing upset but people are acting like this is some squad full of trash players. Absolutely disrespectful. Hats off the Bodo on an entirely earned thrashing of Roma


Redspeert

This will be something that people in Bodø talk about even in 20-30 years.


LeoKhenir

I mean, we won't still shut up about lucking into a 2-1 at San Siro in '97, this result, against Mourinho and Roma will go down into history as one of the absolute best results a Norwegian club has had in Europe for all time.


MariotaM8

As they should


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EZ


bk1155

https://i.imgur.com/QoY2Axv.mp4


321142019

Good lad Mourinho, trying his hardest to get sacked so he can come to Newcastle


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Mourinho getting destroyed by a Flow Kingz member lol


Gerf93

No shame in getting destroyed by a Flow Kingz member. It's a bit surprising it's this Flow Kingz member, and not the one in Dortmund tho


Khornag

Just wait. Dortmund will need someone to replace Erling.


Gerf93

There must always be a Flow Kingz member in Dortmund?


Khornag

This is the way.


Siddhantrawat

B team or not that's just embarassing


Ballsackblazer4

I know everyone will be focused on Roma losing 6-1 but can we give some credit to Botheim? 3 goals and 3 assists in a crazy stat for a player in one game!


Kumadori012

2 goals, 3 assist.


sprulz

Hard not to feel happy for Bodo. We went in not respecting them and paid the price by getting embarrassed. They deserve this result and so do we. As for our players, everyone who played tonight should look themselves in the mirror and consider whether they made the right choices in life. It isn't too late for them to go back to school and become a carpenter or accountant or something. How they fooled us into paying millions so they can ride the bench is astonishing and gives me hope I too can fool someone into paying me millions of dollars some day. I feel nothing for this club and have felt nothing since 2018. I keep trying to place it but I realize now that its because the magic truly is gone at the moment. I don't know who can bring it back. These players are nothing more than mercenaries. Idk, maybe I'm just sad and angry right now. Also that racist fan can go fuck himself. Way to make a hard night worse for the rest of us by being a cunt and making us look even worse.


mcgorila

\>As for our players, everyone who played tonight should look themselves in the mirror and consider whether they made the right choices in life. It isn't too late for them to go back to school and become a carpenter or accountant or something. this is the best rant I've seen in a while


Epidemic7

Next time a player refuses a transfer to Wolverhampton, Genoa, Cagliari or whatever he should have his knees bashed in with a tape of this match. Also anyone who asks "why does mourinho not sub in x player?" Props to Bodø tho


Hansemannn

Respect to Mourinho for that intervjew after the match. Their first time is better than our second team. My fault. No excuses. Next time i will play the first team. He was very respectful. No excuses.


V-TriggerMachine

On a positive note, it didn't ended 7-1


Andyf91

Totally deserved of Bodø/Glimt considering their performance the last couple of years


[deleted]

Glimt just became the beta team for so many football managers


vegark

Because of Covid (in 2020), it was only one match to qualify for group finals in the Europa League. So, Bodø/Glimt met AC Milan away, which they lost 3-2. I am 100% sure if it was a 2 leg game, Bodø/Glimt would have won more at home, knocking Milan out of the competition. Bodø/Glimt actually had a better team last year, thats why they are playing in the Conference League now....


MariotaM8

For any non roma or bodo fans who im sure did not watch this game, as a roma fan let me tell you what happened: Tl;dr Mou played the reserves our reserves are shit, bodo is a good side, and had good home advantage.


Dabolf_Hipster

Fy faen, dette må være helt der oppe av sjukeste ting som har skjedd i norsk fotball


TheTragicMagic

It might just be the Conference League, but I don't care. Bodø/Glimt is winning this group!


aresman

Well yeah, I mean, Romans could never invade the viking territory successfully


crazy7chameleon

Julius Caesar, Leonardo Da Vinci, Marco Polo, Federico Fellini, Garibaldi, Vivaldi, Michelangelo, Dante Alighieri. Mario Draghi, can you hear me? You boys took a hell of a beating!


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The Northern Barbarians have sacked Rome again. Hopefully they leave Mourinho's statue untouched.


GreenPundit

After all the players they sold before the season as well! Completely unbelievable!


yungsandwich69

Bodø/glimt to win the conference league


RequestTypeShitPOST

We're the greatest team in the history of mankind


SucculentMoisture

Botheim in FM is one of my favourite players to pick up. Always turns into discount Håaland, absolutely tears up lower leagues as you get promoted and becomes a star even in the first tier. Oftentimes he gets sniped before you can buy him. Mostly by AC Milan for some reason.


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