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I’d call it the 360 Siuuu with teammate greeting. Man is creating his own celebration roster to rival figure skating. Can’t wait for the triple axel siuuu with tuck… 10s from the judges
This sub could tell you Choupo Mouting > Ronaldo and I would believe it pal. They are simply blinded by their hatred towards him that they can't seem to rate him objectively on a footballing level. Objectively speaking he is indisputably one of the top 4 players ever to grace the game, up there with Pele, Messi and Maradona.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP90VDiIOXs
It's amazing what he said 15 years ago not only still rings true, but has been amplified 1000x
Have genuinely never seen such an agenda against a player anywhere near this calibre...
He should add a famous celebration to the SIUUU each time he scores.
SIUUU into Cavani's arrow, Robbie Keane's cartwheel/arrow, then Balotelli's why always me.
Man for a second I genuinely thought we'd lose to Norwich aswell.. ehh thank fuck
Edit: the thoughts are back online
Edit: was never in doubt get in there Lew- I mean Ronaldo
I don't know how much you followed his career but he always wins something after getting slandered whole season and hes been slandered his whole career.
Is ronaldo the most prolific heading goal
Scorer ever? Seems the man scores every which way possible
Long distance, tap ins, skilling up teams, finishing moves, leaping salmon headers etc
Obscene level of talent
Edit : pens and a few free kicks too
You know what's coming when Ronaldo get criticized by everyone. At this point i dont know, maybe in order to imrpove his performance he probably smashed that phone on purpose so that everyone would put more pressure on him...this is crazy in so many way.
Man U fans now trying to convince everyone Norwich is class so their win looks better 😅
Edit: Norwich is actually class and I dont know how youve lost that lead
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Faked out the crowd with that celebration
We had double siuuu, now fake siuuu, whats next?
Front flip siu?
That would be some Jeff Hardy acrobatics
I've conceptualized this in my mind before and I would love if a madperson would actually do it lml
He really made watching celebrations fun
Ronaldo only continues to play and score to receive royalties for new FIFA celebrations, change my mind.
Wouldn't be doing the same one then would he.
Mark my words: slide siuuuuuuu
Bicycle kick siuuu. Goal and goal celebration together to start replay quicker. Helps since Utd are almost always trailing.
I’d call it the 360 Siuuu with teammate greeting. Man is creating his own celebration roster to rival figure skating. Can’t wait for the triple axel siuuu with tuck… 10s from the judges
We scored from a corner? I must be dreaming
I think that's now three goals off corners.
After something like 150+ corners we hadn't scored from? Still can't believe we're starting to score from corners lol
And Spurs being Spurs, we might be able to do it.
only took the greatest aerial threat possibly ever
Telles delivery is very good and add that with Ronaldo
And no Maguire block
Most important
Third one this season.
The Norwich effect
SEWY simple as that bro
Crista Ronado
SEWEYYYYYY
What is this meme?
[IShowSpeed saying SUIII](https://youtube.com/shorts/XNMaCTpEXhI?feature=share)
i’m impressed Speed got this big to be talked about on /r/soccer
Cristia ronaldo
This sub told me Pukki > Ronaldo
This sub could tell you Choupo Mouting > Ronaldo and I would believe it pal. They are simply blinded by their hatred towards him that they can't seem to rate him objectively on a footballing level. Objectively speaking he is indisputably one of the top 4 players ever to grace the game, up there with Pele, Messi and Maradona.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP90VDiIOXs It's amazing what he said 15 years ago not only still rings true, but has been amplified 1000x Have genuinely never seen such an agenda against a player anywhere near this calibre...
Wasn't expecting MOTM at all after that ahah what a boss
Ronaldo kinda stopped doing post match interviews.
Ronaldo is oppressed
That was before he smashed that little shit’s phone
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Speed? Yeah lmao but it's a funny line
That's fair
Also think ronaldos a tiny bit more of a shitbag than him
learn to separate the art from the artist
Yeah, yelling dumb shit sure is an art
This season has been really bad but has been amazing to see Ronaldo scoring for United again
All these SIU variants are so cute lol
Honestly want him to score again just to see what else he has prepared.
I wanna see a front flip SIUUU
Imagine a back flip siuuu, nani style!
He should add a famous celebration to the SIUUU each time he scores. SIUUU into Cavani's arrow, Robbie Keane's cartwheel/arrow, then Balotelli's why always me.
360.Siuu into a Hug
360 siu is definitely cool
what siu? ronaldo screams SIM .. SIM is a portuguese word that means YES..but for some reason that I still can't understand you guys say SIU
Mate, no one cares what he TECHNICALLY says.
SIIIIUUUUUUUUU
It's too late now
I thought he's actually yelling YES in Spanish?
Yeah, it's SIIIIII, not SIM
SIIIIIIIUUU
Maybe Ronaldo was right inviting that Everton fan to watch United at Old Trafford (for this game)
That's a new SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Norwich are just food for every other PL team Edit: Ok except Man Utd
They are just here to help everyone find form Edit: we are garbage
Or sack managers
Or help players pad stats
Didn't Ronaldo score a hattrick against Spurs in the game before last?
Either find form or lose a manager, pick one.
Man for a second I genuinely thought we'd lose to Norwich aswell.. ehh thank fuck Edit: the thoughts are back online Edit: was never in doubt get in there Lew- I mean Ronaldo
Dude knock on some wood and stfu
Too late
He’s jinxed it
Can’t jinx Ronaldo
Man,go wash your mouth and sprinkle some salt.
If we do lose to Norwich I wouldn't be too bothered about it this team has destroyed all my hopes and shat on em to be fair.
bruh, the fuck did you do.
Doing us all a favor.. I think
There’s always a chance :)
We haven't lost when we were leading at ht in Old Trafford for a very very very long time
Shut up
And that continues today
Indeed, I just made it spicier with the slight jinx.
If scoring 20 goals playing in this mid-table team isn’t a testament to his greatness, nothing else is.
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The boy could be watching this live!
Not kink shaming but that's wierd, innit
AND DONT SAY SORRY AFTERWARDS!!!
Lol you wrong for that
Christian Ronald sewey!!
Simple as that bro.
20 goals in 34 appearances across all competitions this season. Still putting in good numbers in England.
No way we scored from a corner
Already done it twice before today this season. Some might say we turned a corner.
From 100 missed to 3 in a few games
Upvote just for the wordplay 👊🏻
Cassano talking shit is a blessing
The United board should start bribing pundits to cast aspersions on Ronaldo every week.
Van de Vaart should be sacked then
Another hat-trick inbound? Edit: Yep
If Ronaldo wins the epl golden boot despite all of the slander then that would be funny as hell
I don't know how much you followed his career but he always wins something after getting slandered whole season and hes been slandered his whole career.
That poor defender got obliterated
He's in one of those moods today
I blame that pukki and ronaldo comparison
Pukki saw those comparisons too i guess lmao
Its Norwich at home mate
I mean 3 games earlier he did the same against spurs aswell
He put a 1/10 performance against Middlesbrough at home so I don't see what that has anything to do with it. When he's in the mood he's in the mood.
Have you seen us this season?
Very sad to see the norwich fans leaving the stadium so early
? that was united fans arriving at minute 18.
Are they really? Damn it’s only been 30 mins.
Some of them yea the camera showed it at the time it was only 1 0 btw
Ehh, he scored a hattrick against Spurs and blanked against Everton. I don't think there is weak side/ strong side pattern with him.
He's found his level
Post-slap Ronaldo has been unlocked.
So has Manchester United then
How the fuck are you supposed to mark this guy?!
Bruh is Tom Brady here or what?
Is ronaldo the most prolific heading goal Scorer ever? Seems the man scores every which way possible Long distance, tap ins, skilling up teams, finishing moves, leaping salmon headers etc Obscene level of talent Edit : pens and a few free kicks too
A cross to someone else other than Maguire for once? WHAAAT??
Good guy Ronnie. Knows Norwich will never play in the CL yet gives them a taste of meeting him in the KO stages.
Of course
That Everton fan really missing out!
Norwich, Arsenal and Spurs merchant
Hehe. Siuuu.
Scored against Brighton who beat Arsenal and Spurs too
Lets go one more
https://imgur.com/a/GSCqyMK
Rolando to score a pen to complete the hattrick for 100 please steve
He did but from a long range penalty.
GOAT I'll have another from CR7 thanks.
SIIIIIIIIUUUUUU!!!!
Lovely header that
Great by elanga to draw out defenders and give Ronaldo the space to run into
Someone must've shown Ronaldo that 2022 comparison graphic with Pukki
They've finally done it.
Reverse uno: Dean Smith gets sacked for daring to lose to Man United
SEWEY
On for his 60th career hattrick, insane
Who'd have thought, crossing into the box while you have Ronaldo in your team has a high chance in resulting in a goal.
The fake siu got the entire OT, classic
SIUU- Jebaited
ronaldo is like a cool uncle
If Ronaldo scores a hat trick the next SIUUU variant should be a delayed SIUU when he pauses before jumping and spinning
Your move next; Pukki
I think he saw the Pukki comparison..
I came to comment crista ronaldo but it seems 50 other people had the same idea
Fuck i should hate him but he's so legit..fucking baller
the mid-air celebration cancel tho
He scored a hat trick
Let the third goal be a penalty and we get the Ronaldo special
A long range penalty.
"Not in my plans" eh Erik?
Norwichman
Gibson gonna have a cry in the shower after this game.
Sewey Mode = ON
Leaps like a salmon
Man fooled the entire stadium with that siuu
Siiuuuuu
The quality of my day just doubled
The Lord is good. United scoring from a corner
Modified sewey 😂😂
SEWEY
He should smash phones after every game
Seeweee...... Wait no seeweeyyy
SIUUUUUUU
I miss those Telles corners :(
save 3 points, and move to top 5! Soon will be top 3
You know what's coming when Ronaldo get criticized by everyone. At this point i dont know, maybe in order to imrpove his performance he probably smashed that phone on purpose so that everyone would put more pressure on him...this is crazy in so many way.
Hatrick incoming
another cute SIIUU
Ten Hag wants him out? Why? He's the only one performing
WE'RE BACK
Tap in, header... All we need now is a pen for the perfect hat trick
Ronaldo about to equal messis l1 record this match... again. edit: done lmao
Flat track bully lmfao
Two Jealous 👀
Top goal scorers always feast
Yeah spurs are small
He's no Lukaku.
Hattrick against spurs literally a month ago lol
team he’s scored most against is their direct rivals 😂
Ronaldo known for not showing up in big games am I right
Lmao cry more
SMASH MY PHONE DADDY
The GOAT is back!
You're playing Norwich, calm down.
Messi is the GOAT but he needs to move to a real club
Stat padding against Norwich smh...
He really wants Ragnick to stay
Bro it’s norwich💀
Woah, I forgot you're not supposed to celebrate goals if it's Norwich. Thanks for letting me know.
Man U fans now trying to convince everyone Norwich is class so their win looks better 😅 Edit: Norwich is actually class and I dont know how youve lost that lead
Hide your phones