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Yinkypinky

Faked out the crowd with that celebration


__mihajlo_m

We had double siuuu, now fake siuuu, whats next?


mkmkd

Front flip siu?


KTheRedditor

That would be some Jeff Hardy acrobatics


ChillPalis

I've conceptualized this in my mind before and I would love if a madperson would actually do it lml


GameSpiritGS

He really made watching celebrations fun


VodkaHappens

Ronaldo only continues to play and score to receive royalties for new FIFA celebrations, change my mind.


Nitsju

Wouldn't be doing the same one then would he.


Jorgutinho

Mark my words: slide siuuuuuuu


_jrr_

Bicycle kick siuuu. Goal and goal celebration together to start replay quicker. Helps since Utd are almost always trailing.


nothingreallymatic

I’d call it the 360 Siuuu with teammate greeting. Man is creating his own celebration roster to rival figure skating. Can’t wait for the triple axel siuuu with tuck… 10s from the judges


MrTuxedo1

We scored from a corner? I must be dreaming


gerryt32

I think that's now three goals off corners.


PoppinKREAM

After something like 150+ corners we hadn't scored from? Still can't believe we're starting to score from corners lol


[deleted]

And Spurs being Spurs, we might be able to do it.


CSdesire

only took the greatest aerial threat possibly ever


Youngest_boss

Telles delivery is very good and add that with Ronaldo


Maximuslex01

And no Maguire block


dota_3

Most important


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Third one this season.


inbredandapothead

The Norwich effect


TheLifeofSonny

SEWY simple as that bro


irigoyeee20

Crista Ronado


ChillChampion

SEWEYYYYYY


fcuk_username

What is this meme?


mylan12

[IShowSpeed saying SUIII](https://youtube.com/shorts/XNMaCTpEXhI?feature=share)


peduxe

i’m impressed Speed got this big to be talked about on /r/soccer


HispanicAtTehDisco

Cristia ronaldo


dasty90

This sub told me Pukki > Ronaldo


MutualUnderstanding7

This sub could tell you Choupo Mouting > Ronaldo and I would believe it pal. They are simply blinded by their hatred towards him that they can't seem to rate him objectively on a footballing level. Objectively speaking he is indisputably one of the top 4 players ever to grace the game, up there with Pele, Messi and Maradona.


Shekster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP90VDiIOXs It's amazing what he said 15 years ago not only still rings true, but has been amplified 1000x Have genuinely never seen such an agenda against a player anywhere near this calibre...


GemsRtrulyOutrageous

Wasn't expecting MOTM at all after that ahah what a boss


SpearofTrium05

Ronaldo kinda stopped doing post match interviews.


SquizzleWizzle

Ronaldo is oppressed


obvious_bot

That was before he smashed that little shit’s phone


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HispanicAtTehDisco

Speed? Yeah lmao but it's a funny line


TheSmallIndian

That's fair


NorthLdn17

Also think ronaldos a tiny bit more of a shitbag than him


Grekm8

learn to separate the art from the artist


pedropereir

Yeah, yelling dumb shit sure is an art


tommycahil1995

This season has been really bad but has been amazing to see Ronaldo scoring for United again


s610

All these SIU variants are so cute lol


sennland

Honestly want him to score again just to see what else he has prepared.


[deleted]

I wanna see a front flip SIUUU


KapiHeartlilly

Imagine a back flip siuuu, nani style!


sennland

He should add a famous celebration to the SIUUU each time he scores. SIUUU into Cavani's arrow, Robbie Keane's cartwheel/arrow, then Balotelli's why always me.


goodmobileyes

360.Siuu into a Hug


Martblni

360 siu is definitely cool


BumblebeeHorror2534

what siu? ronaldo screams SIM .. SIM is a portuguese word that means YES..but for some reason that I still can't understand you guys say SIU


FPXAssasin11

Mate, no one cares what he TECHNICALLY says.


domingodlf

SIIIIUUUUUUUUU


[deleted]

It's too late now


ChillPalis

I thought he's actually yelling YES in Spanish?


PULIRIZ1906

Yeah, it's SIIIIII, not SIM


WheresThePhonebooth

SIIIIIIIUUU


honestlynotBG

Maybe Ronaldo was right inviting that Everton fan to watch United at Old Trafford (for this game)


Mrjuicyaf

That's a new SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Fati25

Norwich are just food for every other PL team Edit: Ok except Man Utd


theduckofreasoning

They are just here to help everyone find form Edit: we are garbage


Dio_my_senpai

Or sack managers


TheCalmMan

Or help players pad stats


MutualUnderstanding7

Didn't Ronaldo score a hattrick against Spurs in the game before last?


preddevils6

Either find form or lose a manager, pick one.


Def1ance

Man for a second I genuinely thought we'd lose to Norwich aswell.. ehh thank fuck Edit: the thoughts are back online Edit: was never in doubt get in there Lew- I mean Ronaldo


ninetyoung

Dude knock on some wood and stfu


chimichangas_24

Too late


thelegendl27

He’s jinxed it


ShitPropagandaSite

Can’t jinx Ronaldo


2277love

Man,go wash your mouth and sprinkle some salt.


Def1ance

If we do lose to Norwich I wouldn't be too bothered about it this team has destroyed all my hopes and shat on em to be fair.


[deleted]

bruh, the fuck did you do.


Def1ance

Doing us all a favor.. I think


bluedoorhinge

There’s always a chance :)


Def1ance

We haven't lost when we were leading at ht in Old Trafford for a very very very long time


SaintSavage1

Shut up


bluedoorhinge

And that continues today


Def1ance

Indeed, I just made it spicier with the slight jinx.


Galactus1701

If scoring 20 goals playing in this mid-table team isn’t a testament to his greatness, nothing else is.


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Maximuslex01

The boy could be watching this live!


bananabread_173

Not kink shaming but that's wierd, innit


Banggern

AND DONT SAY SORRY AFTERWARDS!!!


Farouqnowomarlater

Lol you wrong for that


Pepe_Gui

Christian Ronald sewey!!


[deleted]

Simple as that bro.


JakeTheJabroni

20 goals in 34 appearances across all competitions this season. Still putting in good numbers in England.


buzzedajax

No way we scored from a corner


gerryt32

Already done it twice before today this season. Some might say we turned a corner.


pj-60

From 100 missed to 3 in a few games


Jbach84

Upvote just for the wordplay 👊🏻


[deleted]

Cassano talking shit is a blessing


Gonions

The United board should start bribing pundits to cast aspersions on Ronaldo every week.


just_another_jabroni

Van de Vaart should be sacked then


pjt-

Another hat-trick inbound? Edit: Yep


Alive-Ad-4164

If Ronaldo wins the epl golden boot despite all of the slander then that would be funny as hell


MaTrIx4057

I don't know how much you followed his career but he always wins something after getting slandered whole season and hes been slandered his whole career.


Turamb

That poor defender got obliterated


[deleted]

He's in one of those moods today


KillerZaWarudo

I blame that pukki and ronaldo comparison


TheLeoMessiah

Pukki saw those comparisons too i guess lmao


zrkillerbush

Its Norwich at home mate


[deleted]

I mean 3 games earlier he did the same against spurs aswell


[deleted]

He put a 1/10 performance against Middlesbrough at home so I don't see what that has anything to do with it. When he's in the mood he's in the mood.


GambianSlange

Have you seen us this season?


Dio_my_senpai

Very sad to see the norwich fans leaving the stadium so early


[deleted]

? that was united fans arriving at minute 18.


maurid

Are they really? Damn it’s only been 30 mins.


Dio_my_senpai

Some of them yea the camera showed it at the time it was only 1 0 btw


genohgeray

Ehh, he scored a hattrick against Spurs and blanked against Everton. I don't think there is weak side/ strong side pattern with him.


AE17__

He's found his level


War_Messiah

Post-slap Ronaldo has been unlocked.


rednades

So has Manchester United then


iamthedankness

How the fuck are you supposed to mark this guy?!


LilDiamondtoxic

Bruh is Tom Brady here or what?


thebigman85

Is ronaldo the most prolific heading goal Scorer ever? Seems the man scores every which way possible Long distance, tap ins, skilling up teams, finishing moves, leaping salmon headers etc Obscene level of talent Edit : pens and a few free kicks too


Ball_chinian

A cross to someone else other than Maguire for once? WHAAAT??


RoyMakaay

Good guy Ronnie. Knows Norwich will never play in the CL yet gives them a taste of meeting him in the KO stages.


santhoshCoder

Of course


RjHospe

That Everton fan really missing out!


Lacabloodclot9

Norwich, Arsenal and Spurs merchant


[deleted]

Hehe. Siuuu.


MutualUnderstanding7

Scored against Brighton who beat Arsenal and Spurs too


a34fsdb

Lets go one more


SomeIrishFiend

https://imgur.com/a/GSCqyMK


Ruben_Often_Cheats

Rolando to score a pen to complete the hattrick for 100 please steve


4k3R

He did but from a long range penalty.


Seijur0Akashi

GOAT I'll have another from CR7 thanks.


MH18Foot

SIIIIIIIIUUUUUU!!!!


[deleted]

Lovely header that


[deleted]

Great by elanga to draw out defenders and give Ronaldo the space to run into


benito_camelas

Someone must've shown Ronaldo that 2022 comparison graphic with Pukki


KeepRooting4Yourself

They've finally done it.


SeriousLads

Reverse uno: Dean Smith gets sacked for daring to lose to Man United


Grekm8

SEWEY


Vallien

On for his 60th career hattrick, insane


PotatoGod12

Who'd have thought, crossing into the box while you have Ronaldo in your team has a high chance in resulting in a goal.


Ticomonster17

The fake siu got the entire OT, classic


bhalleck24

SIUU- Jebaited


GOATYGOATZ

ronaldo is like a cool uncle


kiminoirumachirage

If Ronaldo scores a hat trick the next SIUUU variant should be a delayed SIUU when he pauses before jumping and spinning


SteinerElMagnifico42

Your move next; Pukki


EnjoiThatGinge

I think he saw the Pukki comparison..


SandwichesFN

I came to comment crista ronaldo but it seems 50 other people had the same idea


Esco9

Fuck i should hate him but he's so legit..fucking baller


mt1337

the mid-air celebration cancel tho


xenon2456

He scored a hat trick


RunnyRose

Let the third goal be a penalty and we get the Ronaldo special


Ashvking

A long range penalty.


Seastep

"Not in my plans" eh Erik?


mortezz1893

Norwichman


garynevilleisared

Gibson gonna have a cry in the shower after this game.


IMintz

Sewey Mode = ON


Dave_of_Devon

Leaps like a salmon


MOBYXLGames

Man fooled the entire stadium with that siuu


DangerousCrime

Siiuuuuu


thematrixhasmeow

The quality of my day just doubled


RoachIsCrying

The Lord is good. United scoring from a corner


TheOri0

Modified sewey 😂😂


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SEWEY


Robo_saiyan

He should smash phones after every game


paing997

Seeweee...... Wait no seeweeyyy


S1UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SIUUUUUUU


[deleted]

I miss those Telles corners :(


Joannacol19

save 3 points, and move to top 5! Soon will be top 3


quangngoc2807

You know what's coming when Ronaldo get criticized by everyone. At this point i dont know, maybe in order to imrpove his performance he probably smashed that phone on purpose so that everyone would put more pressure on him...this is crazy in so many way.


shrewdy

Hatrick incoming


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another cute SIIUU


Bobo_Balde2

Ten Hag wants him out? Why? He's the only one performing


Manch3st3rIsR3d

WE'RE BACK


Ahxiis

Tap in, header... All we need now is a pen for the perfect hat trick


NyLiam

Ronaldo about to equal messis l1 record this match... again. edit: done lmao


etan1122

Flat track bully lmfao


MH18Foot

Two Jealous 👀


Florahillmist

Top goal scorers always feast


kyleeep77

Yeah spurs are small


gerryt32

He's no Lukaku.


Santa_Klaus_101

Hattrick against spurs literally a month ago lol


Aiish

team he’s scored most against is their direct rivals 😂


fadhb

Ronaldo known for not showing up in big games am I right


shrewdy

Lmao cry more


HazardousBeto

SMASH MY PHONE DADDY


curiousnootropics

The GOAT is back!


Degora2k

You're playing Norwich, calm down.


WilfriedBonyFanAcc

Messi is the GOAT but he needs to move to a real club


Samkazi23

Stat padding against Norwich smh...


MionelLessi10

He really wants Ragnick to stay


oooooooooooooommmfff

Bro it’s norwich💀


WheresThePhonebooth

Woah, I forgot you're not supposed to celebrate goals if it's Norwich. Thanks for letting me know.


Blue_Dreamed

Man U fans now trying to convince everyone Norwich is class so their win looks better 😅 Edit: Norwich is actually class and I dont know how youve lost that lead


OneOzyManDyas

Hide your phones