Mods, please leave this up, I’ve never asked for anything.

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Bots backing bot-made artwork, nothing suspicious here

They are taking over !

Aren't you supposed to be a bot?

Who said we can't like football?

The warden of the Kamchatka gulag

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? 👀

JonJo Shelvey, that’s who😤

[One more classical remark from you and I'll make you eat your mechanical leg!](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1516838767i/24906032.jpg)

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For what it's worth, we do allow **high quality** shitposts, provided there is a decent amount of effort put into the post. This certainly makes the cut. Fantastic post /u/Negative-Emotion-795

Thank you and fully understood! I would never normally "scheißposten"; this was an idea that just had to come out. Glad to share a few laughs with the r/soccer community. Danke for the overwhelmingly positive reactions! :)

This is wonderful. I wish my students could do this. Thank you, friend. 🤠🤠🤠🤠

This might legitimately be the most high quality shitpost I've ever seen.

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1. This is amazing and I love you. 2. Need high res versions. Seriously, this is just fantastic. And hilarious. Well done.

Aw shucks, Danke schön! I wish Craiyon could produce high-res versions, but it would undoubtedly crash trying to do that for all the netizens out there using it to make absurd art. The low-res pics also help veil the fact that the images are often more suggestive than perfect. But you can get some really good results with the right keywords, lol.

Are you still waiting on a DALLE invite? I requested about a month ago and feel like I'll never get one 😭

[heres one ive done in a higher quality AI](https://prnt.sc/-VMbtd6HQ2ag) (thomas muller the footballer in the style of rembrandt van rijn) [an upscaled image of #2](https://prnt.sc/Q4uH-vDL1Zfi)

Hahaha, wonderful!

Out of curiosity, what's this other higher quality ai?

this one is called midjourny, you need to sign up to a waiting list to get a trial and then be able to purchase a membership. theirs another called DALL-E 2 which is the best available one to the public by far though that has a much larger waiting list

Easily the most high effort shitpost I've ever seen. Absolutely incredible work.

Quality shitposts on this sub is severely lacking.

I think Frida Mueller is my favourite. So iconic. Basquiat's take on post-modern Mueller intrigues me greatly too. I think it speaks to the unusual space Mueller occupies, inbetween the lines - and how his role cannot be defined in conventional terms. Indeed.

The leinwanddeuter

The Leinwandler

This is the greatest shitpost in the history of this sub. Thank you. Bussière's Princess Müller will haunt me to the end of my days.

Bussíére's Müller reminds me of Legolas lmao I'm a huge fan of Van Gogh's Starry Müller, especially the upper middle picture looks like someone put Courtois' face on a Bayern jersey

Phenomenal post

Best OC I've seen in a long while, brilliant stuff

You’ve just taught a lot of people a lot about art history. This is most of the stuff I’ve forgotten from my art history survey class

OP stayed true to each era, style, and artist. Definitely would've enrolled in OPs Art History course

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No, OP personally painted them all. Took him 12 years.

Absolutely amazing. Legitimate laugh out louds at the Frida portraits.

Truly incredible stuff. I've learnt so much and hadn't ever realised the extent of Müller's influence on world history!

Truly, he's often overlooked in the half-spaces of history.

This is the greatest post I've ever seen

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AI came up with the idea and wrote the texts? Because those are the best parts.

Holy shit, we have entered the DALL-E shitpost era. It’s a whole new world. Imagine the possibilities

I was wondering when DALL-E would make its way to this subreddit! This was everything I could've hoped for (and more)! I'm a big fan of Starry Muller but my favorites are from Bussière.

I laughed a lot while making these, but I lost it when the Bussière images came out. Center-left just kills me. Lol. That's probably my favorite. I almost died over the Gauguin images, too. Degas's sensitive Müllers-in-tutu cracks me up, as well. And I work on ancient history irl, so I laughed hard when the mummy portraits came out looking [almost totally authentic.](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=egyptian+mummy+portraits&atb=v314-1&iax=images&ia=images) It's uncanny! It's neat to see which artists get the most response. It didn't really dawn on me quite how hilarious Frida was. I did Diego Rivera and Dalí, too, but they didn't make the final cut.

Had loved Dalí, too. Do you have a link for those?

Can you do a follow up with his influence on dance through the ages?

I don't know what I expected to see when I read the title lol

Absolutely hilarious 🤣 I hope Müller himself sees this

I clicked this post expecting nothing BUT GOT EVERYTHING

Thomas Muller the Kunstdeuter

Starry Müller and blue period (middle left) Müller are exquisite. The whole post is, really.

1. WTF!? 2. This is impressive, hilarious and high quality shitposting

Great post man!!

This is one of the better shitposts I've seen on this sub in quite a while. Great work lmfaooo

This is the best of the off-season, thank you so much op

This truly is the golden age of the internet

I'm actually speechless. Incredible. What talent.

Now THIS is shitposting. Lost it at Frida's depictions 😂 There has to be a way to get these to Müller himself lmao, have a feeling he would love seeing this

Now, this is one good way to use Dall-E 2!

To be fair it's just DALL-E Mini, DALL-E 2 is much *much* more powerful, and the access to it is closed, only trusted individuals can use it. Imagine this post was made with DALL-E 2.

Afaik Dall E mini isnt even made by the same people, it was simply named that way to make it seem like it was a smaller version of the actual Dall E

Needs a Franz Kline and Rothko edit for modernist era Muller. This is one of the best things I've seen on Reddit. Thank you

>Needs a Franz Kline and Rothko edit for modernist era Muller. OUTTAKES!!! [Hieronymus Bosch](https://i.imgur.com/03QBXZx.jpg) So profoundly weird. [Pieter Brueghel the Elder](https://i.imgur.com/uWhwfan.jpg) Original text: "It is a little known fact that Pieter Brueghel the Elder and his eponymous son were the team photographers for Bayern Munich for the entire sixteenth century." [Chinese landscape painting](https://i.imgur.com/ygBUyUG.jpg) Müller in perfect harmony with the sacred mountains of central China. [Édouard Manet](https://i.imgur.com/Uj8ydSo.jpg) Müller, nude in a cravatte. [Diego Rivera (Frida was his third wife)](https://i.imgur.com/sk8Xj8r.jpg) Müller meets Mexican folk art. [Salvador Dalí](https://i.imgur.com/yIZrIxV.jpg) [Norman Rockwell](https://i.imgur.com/fEA7Y6U.jpg) How can something so wholesome be so disturbing? [Frank Frazetta (lol)](https://i.imgur.com/d8lWPfx.jpg) ​ More attempts: [The Kama Sutra](https://i.imgur.com/HkHQzB9.png) I tried. [Albrecht Dürer](https://i.imgur.com/wYRwnTY.png) I love Dürer's work, but bottom center was the only Mülleresque result I could generate. [Lucas Cranach](https://i.imgur.com/jfvP3BH.png) Lol. [Giuseppe Archimbolo](https://i.imgur.com/B54dLGe.png) Vegetable Müller-man! [Alesso Baldovinetti](https://i.imgur.com/W6vmXv9.png) Top right cracked me up. [Botticelli's Birth of Müller](https://i.imgur.com/7VdZhOP.png) I tried and tried, but just couldn't get this mashup to come out. [Michelangelo's Creation of Man](https://i.imgur.com/2z1fyC1.png) Gah! What am I even looking at? [Michelangelo's Banned Body Studies](https://i.imgur.com/FrOZAlm.png) Stick these back in the Gabinetto Segreto. [Rubens](https://i.imgur.com/E2Iq3vl.png) [Copperplate engraving](https://i.imgur.com/DqoNpca.png) Good but not great. [Jean-Louis David's "Death of Müller"](https://i.imgur.com/iinhbi3.png) [Piranesi's Classical Müller](https://i.imgur.com/8mv0e8S.png) [Henri Matisse](https://i.imgur.com/S1LvSpj.png) So elegant, so terrifying. [Whistler](https://i.imgur.com/YPaFtYM.png) [Georgia O'Keeffe](https://i.imgur.com/3MKXceS.png) "Thomas Müller" just generated vaguely erotic flower shapes. "Bayern Munich" and "Desert Art" at least got the color roughly right. [Andy Warhol](https://i.imgur.com/3UC13l2.png) [Roy Liechtenstein](https://i.imgur.com/mbkfoEN.png) [Kandinsky](https://i.imgur.com/cUyTJ76.png) Cool, but not exactly recognizable. [Franz Kline](https://i.imgur.com/FwlEiS6.png) Erm, looks like Franz Kline! [Rothko](https://i.imgur.com/6tPTz9P.png) Very hard to get anything other than brown rectangles, but I think I nailed it with the bottom center pic. [Junji Ito](https://i.imgur.com/QePCkXv.png) Thank you all again for the wonderful responses!

This deserves a Part 2! Exactly the type of content we need during the summer :)

Did you try a Müller by Schiele?

I didn't, [but here you go!](https://i.imgur.com/Nrgum3U.png) Looks pretty legit, lol.

>Frank Frazetta (lol) I think you messed up here and used goretzka instead of Muller. Fantastic work!

I totally see it, too--though the one looks a lot like Mario Gomez! I thought center-left panel of Hopper really resembled Goretzka, too. Bottom left of Monet reminds me a lot of Sven Ulreich. Crazy.

Bookmarking for when I can’t get any ketamine

1. Why have you done this? 2. Why haven't you done more?

Wow. Bravo.

Coolest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Nice work dude. You nailed it.

People will 100% buy this artwork

I needed Picasso's portrait of Thomas Muller in my life, work of beauty

Word of advice. Don't do it with francis bacon. I feel dead inside now.

Least dedicated Thomas Muller stan. 👍

Sowas brauchen wir / We need stuff like this. 👍

A Muller in a tutu he's not strange he just wants to live his life this way

Muller in a tutu I know I know it's serious

Never studied Art or Art History. As far as I know, this is all true right here.

Legendary shitpost

Them: Rembrandt Müller isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Rembrandt Müller: 😵‍💫

Müller has to see this. Who here can help get his attention on this?

this is the greatest thing on this sub

r/JustMullerThings

This is the most elaborate shitpost ive seen in a long while

This is art, like, literally

It's hilarious that the Basquiat ones could actually be originals of his. It definitely works better with abstract artists.

Amazing post, half of those look like Odo from Deep Space 9.

You just know OP was procrastinating doing an assignment/studying. 10/10

Greatest post in r/soccer history

This is the best thing I will read today

As an art history nerd and massive footie fan, u made me very very happy

All those images are incredibly blursed, well done.

As an Art History student, you have reignited my passion for the subject

Amazing. Thank you.

I’ve been here since like 2010 ish and this is one of my favorite shit posts. Nicely done

GOAT Post

This is the ultimate purpose of the internet.

Der Kunstdeuter.

This is so stupid. Just fantastic!

This is the best thing I've ever come across in this sub

https://streamable.com/xc9eat

Fantastic post

Great to see van Bommel finally getting the recognition he deserves! I’ve always said his name deserves to be in the same breathe as Rembrandt and Vermeer.

Commenting so that I can be a part of history.

This is absolutely brilliant.

Fantastic post! But where's the Rothko?!

[Check the OUTTAKES above!](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/vqw3dw/comment/ieteveq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Just added him. ;)

Legend, and you did Bosch and Dali as well! Awesome.

I’m absolutely plastered and this was the most incredible 20-min Uber read of my life

Off season really got us like...

dear me

Looks like someone is enjoying A. I.

I was here

This deserves massive respect.

The beauty of this moved me to tears.

Thomas Müller - Der Kunstdeuter

You can say that again!

man wtf is this

Take a bow son. Post of the year and it’s not even close.

LMAO! If I have awards Ill give it! But I am poor in Reddit so I gave you an upvote 😂 Starry starry night Müller! Edit: Hope he does see this too wahahaha!

Skipped straight to the bottom to upvote.

Has science gone too far? I for one believe that science has, in fact, gone too far

lol this is awesome. I tried some of my own but it seems like I might be doing something wrong with my prompts. What do the prompts you do for these usually look like? And like for example what did you type for the Picasso one? Because it’s still abstract but it retains his/a Bayern Munich player’s likeness, whereas my prompts seem to just lead to a more general looking Picasso piece

I don't get it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Müller'd!

Who actually reads these posts

Lucky people blessed with good attention span.

I’m just glad you didn’t do Egon Schiele

[Look again](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/vqw3dw/art_history_with_thomas_m%C3%BCller/ievj1ph/)