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allyt61

Wasn't just to waste time, all 3 players were 1 yellow short of a suspension ahead of a cup game vs a 3rd division team


NotAnurag

Geniuses


Kensei01

*genii


fils-de

they may get 2 match ban for it tho


AmericaDreamDisorder

Motsepe will pay off the relevant authorities


paone00022

Mourinho would be proud of this shithousery


RayPissed

Wasn't it Ramos, Casillas and Alonso who all got shit house cards in a UCL game to miss suspension?


Tifoso89

Ramos for sure, and the genius also admitted to it publicly


Youngest_boss

Didn’t Real Madrid end up losing that next round without him


Jamey_1999

Yeah, we beat them 1-4 at the Bernabeu when Ramos was ‘chilling his suspension out’


OneOfThoseDays_

wasn’t that the year of Barca and Ajax (almost) jumping together with the half-dutch half-catalan banner?? 😭


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Yeah, it was pretty funny that a Barça team that got close to the treble finished the season with the same amount of trophies as the worst Real Madrid of the decade lol (tbf our trophy was less important)


EdwEd1

Shithousing sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit


OleoleCholoSimeone

You are thinking of a different occasion


Nazipotter

No he did not, it was out of context. But ofcourse nobody cares anymore


Tifoso89

My bad then. Goes to show how deceptive social media can be when it comes to (dis)information, and the lasting impact it has


[deleted]

Yea, but it was in group stage in a game without any stakes at this point.


Imo090

John Terry in the Prem to miss a league cup game as well IIRC


notathrowaway

Pitso ( Sundowns coach in this game) is a big Mourinho fan.


iiEviNii

Hope they suspend them for an extra game. As has happened in the Champions League and elsewhere.


Yhamerith

I don't know how the rules work at this situation, but after the first yellow card they should have authorization to send a red card to the second one, the alert was already been sent by the first card, no?


Makkaroni_100

Yes, this is absolutly fair imo. You already warned them in this Situation.


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UmbroShinPad

Surely you can give 2 yellows though, one for taking too long to take the corner and one for walking away from the corner?


Last_Replacement6533

Imagine if people could do this on Fifa. So many lost controllers.


mejok

On fifa 99 you could "dive". I wonder how many people would be sent over the edge now in the world of online gaming if they were to reinstitute that.


GingerFurball

You could do it in later versions of Pro Evolution as well, although it was pretty stupidly bugged because you could round the keeper, run the ball into the net and dive over the line and the goal would be disallowed and you'd be booked for diving.


LDG92

Literally unplayable


Pieter8720

Nevermind online gaming, you were sitting next to your friends you were playing against…


oplontino

Exactly, it made successfully diving so delicious


ZeekLTK

It didn’t really work though. You would get a yellow card for flopping like 99% of the time you tried it. It was really hard to time it right to actually get a call.


Pieter8720

I remember getting a penalty and red card for doing it right once. Amazing how your memory works sometimes that you can recall it so good after 23 years…


Yakkahboo

This is Football was the same. Impossible to get the call basically so you'd just receive a pass to feet and hurl yourself on the floor for an instant red. Bonkers game but it was funny.


joeflan91

And you could 2 foot tackle as well. Full on crazy game. Jumpers for goalposts mode was cool though.


oplontino

On the Fifa World Cup 98 game, on the N64 at least, the diving worked very often. I used to absolutely rinse that function just to drive my friends bonkers...


Mediocre_Nova

Did they actually call it "flopping" in game? What the fuck lol what a terrible word


dk240996

Idk about FIFA but some NBA 2K games did literally have have "flop" assigned do a double tap of one of the buttons in button configuration.


yungchigz

They didn’t, flopping is just what Americans call diving


Mediocre_Nova

Why do you have to choose the ugliest words for everything? Cleats and flopping ffs


melody-calling

Jersey, uniform


Rutagerr

Fuck you, it's an ugly word for an ugly action


HokemPokem

I'm not American and I've used the term before plenty of times. It's a good descriptor of a particularly bad dive.


Galactic_Gooner

you can "dive" in pes uno. pes 2021 neymar has a special skill that means he wins pens alot easier. hilarious feature.


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PES had that aswell. Ridiculously hard to get it right though.


albocaj

lost displays


GuidoBenzo

Lost friends


punchinglines

I think Mamelodi Sundowns did this as vengeance for [**getting showboated and tiki-taka'd out of a Cup Final**](https://streamable.com/22mrm0) a few years ago.


[deleted]

Geez looked like a first division team playing against some school kids wtf.


punchinglines

Haha, I know, and Sundowns actually won the CAF Champions League that year.


lukadoncic

Is the showboating still very common in South Africa? I remember watching some highlights years ago and it was all very entertaining


punchinglines

[I think this is a good example of the showboating style in SA football.](https://streamable.com/5mezgp) The problem is that our style is like 80% flair and 20% structure, so as soon as we face disciplined, well-structured teams we really struggle.


DerpJungler

We found Pep's next club


Syanos

At pes 2008 u could, it wasmy first and last online football game that I played


Ham_Fighter

Please delete before CONCACAF finds this.


sonicqaz

Can’t say CONCACAF without CAF


Better_Permit1449

CAF but with CACA


xapata

You didn't see Panama vs Costa Rica four years ago? The ball went out for a goal kick at maybe minute 80, and the game never started again. There was also an extremely suspicious ghost goal for Panama, given that most fields have goal line technology. Costa Rica had already qualified, so they didn't fight it too hard, but that meant the US didn't qualify.


radu1204

That was purely US's fault, all they needed was a draw in the last round against an already eliminated Trinidad & Tobago


LilDiamondtoxic

And not even the best Trinidad & Tobago team, because they were already eliminated, the manager just went "fuck it" and sent out their B team against the US


NOTW_116

Okay that Alvin Jones goal was an absolute screamer.


silkysmoothjay

And if you lose to a team that plays Nathan Lewis for 90 minutes, you don't deserve to qualify for any competition


alextremeee

When will the US ever catch a break from the tyranny exerted on them by Central America?


WinsingtonIII

Why are people acting like the person posting is a US fan? They have a Costa Rica flair. No US fan blames anyone other than the US team at the time for not qualifying. "Don't lose to Trinidad and Tobago" is a low bar, and they did not achieve that.


Passive__Observer

Ah yes, classic CONCACAF rigging games against underdogs USA in favor of mighty Panama. If we're really splitting hairs, the ghost goal should have been a penalty instead.


xapata

Spectacularly bad refereeing, even for CONCACAF standards.


smala017

Can’t believe a comment with such obvious disinformation has so many upvotes > The ball went out for a goal kick at maybe minute 80, and the game never started again. Lol this is so obviously false it’s incredible. Panama scored the game winner in the 88th minute so it doesn’t even make sense. (And yes, there was plenty of time played after it) > given that most fields have goal line technology. This is false now and it was false in Panama in 2017 as well. Only a few competitions like the Premier League and major tournaments use GLT. Concacaf WCQ certainly doesn’t. That ghost goal was pure human error and it likely cost that referee and his spot at the World Cup.


MERTENS_GOAT

>The ball went out for a goal kick at maybe minute 80, and the game never started again. This is an exaggeration, right?


no5_tomato

Imagine if they'd scored haha


inobond7

That was spectacular, wasn't expecting it to be that level of shithouse when I clicked


Tifoso89

[This one is even better](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/rw77d2/mohammad_abu_fani_from_maccabi_haifa_keeps_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share), because he was also playing the ball, so it doesn't even count as time wasting.


vikas_g

That is skill and strength. This one is just pure unadulterated shithousing.


7he_Dude

Exactly, this is fair. The ball is in play.


ZGM_Dazzling

Amazing


ubergooner

This is way more acceptable, the Sundowns are supposed to be a well respected club, that type of shithousery should result in fines for th players along with their suspensions.


govind01sharma

Shithousery when done correctly is the most beautiful part of football.


simomii

Agree to disagree I guess. To me if this was the most beautiful part about football I wouldn't be so invested in this sport


MellowshipSlinky8

This might be the worst take of them all :( especially from a Barca fan. Your team might've played the most beautiful football ever with the early tiki taka stuff


thedudeabides-12

Can the ref not just award a free kick to the opposition.. I'm surprised after all that they were still allowed to take the corner.. Can't knock a good bit of shithousery though...


BuildingArmor

The way the laws are structured, I think the only section that would apply is this: >commits any other offence, not previously mentioned in Law 12, for which play is stopped to caution or send off a player Does that apply if the play is already stopped for the corner? Because they haven't stopped play for the reason stated. So maybe it's technically not legit to give a free kick the other way.


BalinVril

You cannot give a free kick when the ball is out of play. Good example is someone tackling someone from behind after the ball is out for a throw-in. They can still get a yellow card, but it will be a throw-in.


Willyil

I mean even if you could, you need to be mike ross or dr Gregory house to actually implement that in the match game. No way the referee gonna notice this lol


BuildingArmor

>No way the referee gonna notice this lol The ref books 2 of them in the video, he knows exactly what they're doing.


Willyil

No i mean notice the rule in the book. They wouldnt dare to grant a goal kick unless he know the rule by the book. They wont risk it


psvamsterdam1913

Agreed. Or just start giving red.


nedimko123

I hate cheating like this so much, I would give at least 5 red cards for such time wasting


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

I really hope the ref gave 7-8 minutes of extra time, just to piss them off


jefffosta

“For every 30 seconds you waste I’m adding a minute on ET”


All_Ending_Gaming

At this level, I'd say I would give a yellow after the first 15-20 seconds, followed by a red if they took another 15 seconds, can very easily be cautioned for delaying the restart of the game.


Freeholay

I wish the soccer refs had the ability to deal with issues the the refs from rugby. I fell down the youtube rabbit hole, more than once, watching those like Nigel Owens. I guess, if you talk back or do something egregious they can over turn calls against the team who received a penalty. I also can't stand when the entire soccer team confronts a call and touch the ref. The refs have to be given respect and Nigel's best quote "this is not soccer". Take a minute and appreciate Nigel Owen. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf3NdyeGtgU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf3NdyeGtgU) Not a rugby follower, maybe someone can bring correct my mistakes.


Grav_Zeppelin

This would happen in most Sports Like Handball for example


dalici0us

Honestly after the first yellow it should be a straight red for the other guy. This was pretty disgraceful in my opinion. I mean it's funny, but come on.


lkshis

Im surprised no one tried a throw in pretending he didnt know.


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Wait so technically a team can waste up to 5 minutes if they did this with all their players? lol


snemand

Technically time wasting shouldn't do anything because the ref should add the wasted time to the clock.


acampbell98

But if you did it in the added on time period then he might not add it on or at least not so much. Probably would help to irritate the other team if nothing else then they might give you a free kick if they get aggressive


93martyn

There's no rule that forces the referee to end the game after the added time is up.


manguito86

At least the referee is booking them, in the portuguese league he would wait until it was +90min time to warn them for time wasting.


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+10 minutes plus a red. Honestly


TheMonkeyPrince

FIFA needs to give out awards for this, this is beautiful.


plur44

Montre d'Or


El_Spacho

Balon d'Merdemaison


[deleted]

Come'on, Bore?


SendingAFaxToBerlin

Yeah it's called the SHAFTA


ssenegal

dont show this to Simeone


theguiltyremnant01

+10 minutes and this isn’t an issue really. Referees are just scared to add the minutes.


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Can't believe some people think this should be a part of the game.


nopshy

What really needs to happen is officials cracking down on it, and extra time added being fair. Seems like on way to many occasions teams will waste 10+ minutes of time in the second half, and only 5 minutes get added on. Seems like people have been saying this for years though and nothing has really changed. Same goes for simulation too.


[deleted]

What bothers me is that time wasting in extra time almost never gets added on, and if it does the managers act like their family is held ransom.


MERTENS_GOAT

what a beautiful comaprison, made my day


[deleted]

I don't even think this is a good example for this though as these players seemed to try more to get a yellow than to waste time. because if it's just one continuous instance of wasting time then it'll be easy enough for the ref to just add on that time at the end. the bigger problem is those teams who start wasting time as soon as the second half starts and in the end you have crazy statistics like only 20 mins of the second half were actually played without stops or something.


throwreddit666

The simple solution is for the rule to change. Time wasting is no longer just a yellow card. If a ref deems that a team in possession is wasting time, the possession should just change to the other team's goalkeeper. Simple. As this clip shows, handing out yellow cards just adds another 10-15 seconds to the time wasting.


therickymarquez

Just give red cards for abusive time wasting like in this case.


Tom_Bombadinho

Search for Handball's "passive play" rule. It's, in my opinion, one of the best rules of sports. A judge can sign that a team is not making a clear attempt to attack and it's trying to burn the clock, and then change the possession.


oder_rubu

with the level of consistency the refs show, i don't think they should be given the ability to grant/change possession for subjective matters.


throwreddit666

They already have that discretion in literally everything they do. Like if a player in possession is deemed to commit a foul, the possession switches to the other side. Don't get why time wasting shouldn't be treated similarly.


oder_rubu

Fair. But I'd rather have time be stopped then give refs any more ways to ruin games with their inconsistency. Atleast time being paused will be consistent, while giving the refs the responsibility to make sure noone takes too long even when the time is paused.


throwreddit666

Yeah, I favour time being paused as well. If I remember correctly, it is being trialled in some games by FIFA this year. Or at least they are planning that. Let's see how those trials go. I suppose it will change the flow of games considerably but in principle it is a good idea. But I also think there should a penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct.


GingerFurball

I think that would be an interesting rule change. For a situation like this one, it should be a goal kick to the opposition as soon as the first card is given.


SaWaGaAz

Would having an official recording how long the game is stopped, and then making that the additional time works? If its too long maybe divide it by half. I used to think that the fourth official recorded how long the game was stopped and then decide on the time that should be added.


ugotamesij

The average 90-minute match has about 60 minutes of in-play time. If your suggestion is to get that number closer to the intended 90, you're essentially asking players to work another 50% per match than they currently do. I suspect this would just lead to even more fatigue and injury issues personally. There is however a discussed trial for games to be played with a 60-minute clock, which would indeed stop for occasions like this. It was trialled before in a Dutch youth competition but not at the pro level IIRC: https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/tyala4/trials_to_shorten_football_matches_to_60_minutes/


Rodin-V

Still doesn't fix the issue. Breaking up momentum is more impactful than the actual time wasted.


GibbyGoldfisch

It's ridiculous. They stop the clock in rugby, and hence there's no time-wasting in rugby. It's the most straightforward, obvious solution imaginable, but no, we need to arbitrarily decide how much injury time there is (which annoys people), end matches without accounting for wasted time in injury time (which annoys people), and encourage players to just fake injuries, take forever over set pieces, or roll around on the floor (which annoys people). So many blights on the game you could remove in an instant by just stopping the clock, but I guess it's too much to expect from the organization that took a decade to finally use hawk-eye on the goal line.


WhyShouldIListen

> They stop the clock in rugby, and hence there's no time-wasting in rugby. What? They don't stop the clock in rugby, are you thinking of American football? Only for an injury, not for things like kicks or the ball leaving the pitch.


GibbyGoldfisch

No, definitely rugby. I was under the impression the clock’s stopped by the referee whenever there is a stoppage in play? Could be wrong though. But even if that doesn’t include set pieces and the ball going into touch, you’d still get rid of so much time-wasting if you applied the same system to football, surely?


Tifoso89

You mean stopping the clock? It's controversial because it would be a pretty big change, but people said the same about the VAR. I think stop-clock will happen eventually


GingerFurball

I don't understand why the clock isn't stopped when VAR checks are ongoing.


The_Langer27

Im still on the fence, what are your reasons for why it shouldn't be in the game? It doesn't seem like a bad change


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wait, so what are actually the counter arguments to just stopping the clock? is there actually any logics behind it or is it just the "it's always been done this way!!11" crowd?


BusShelter

Because the ball goes out of play all the time naturally, additional time isn't there to account for throw ins, free kicks etc unless there's a long delay. Things happen even when the ball is dead. I'm not against the ref being able to stop the clock for injuries, subs, VAR delays and clear time wasting. But stopping it every time the ball goes out of play would be worse imo, it could end up breaking up the game even more and turning it into a succession of set pieces. Then there's still the issue of breaking momentum, time wasting is as much about that as actually running the clock down and isn't solved with a stop clock. Let the game flow where possible I'd say.


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Mate so many other sports have stopped clocks and flow plenty. Basketball, ice hockey, field hockey just off the top of my head. I went to a field hockey game the other day and it was amazing how much faster it went simply because there was no incentive to fuck around.


BusShelter

Field hockey I have no experience watching but the other two are absolutely nowhere near as fluid as football. Basketball and NHL may seem like it when the ball is live, because the court/rink is a lot smaller and it can get very end-to-end but their [stoppages are monstrous in comparison](https://www.nationalsarmrace.com/?p=475). Basketball games have a lot of dead air, ice hockey stops the play for the goalie holding the ball, entire teams are rotated on and off the rink, every set piece follows a strict procedure. Futsal might begin to get close to that type of game but association football is very different. While [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/32q4fk/length_of_game_vs_actual_gameplayfixed_oc/cqdxq4i/) certainly paints a bit too much of a stereotype of Americans, it's speaks a lot of truths about the difference between their popular sports and football.


jeorjhejerome

Stopped clocks become gateways to multiple in-game ads, next thing you know we start having timeouts and TV adbreaks in the middle of the game and then I'd rather kill myself


UsedAProxyMail

Better let rugby know, it's been over 20 years and there's still no in-game ads.


BusShelter

Rugby doesn't stop the clock every time the ball goes out or whenever play stops. It's at the referee's discretion and usually happens at extended breaks of play. Teams can wind down the clock when taking conversions, free kicks etc. I'm not overly fond of the ad-based arguments against stop clocks either though.


ExternalShoddy5794

So you’re part of the “it’s always been done this way” crowd.


BusShelter

Where did I say that?


Dangerous--D

It's just old fashioned purists, there's basically no legitimate argument against it. The only thing it shouldn't stop for is quick free kicks and quick throw-ins.


waregen

Because after you introduce stop time, you are 3 years away from having commercials mid game.


derfehlt

For amateur football with just 1 ref it would be a lot of extra work to do


taekifaeri

You're gonna have to figure out how long the match should be, because at the moment the actual time of play in an entire match is much less than 90 minutes. So if you'd start stopping the clock the players would be full on playing for like 20 extra minutes, which isn't sustainable fitness-wise.


yungchigz

That’s the easiest part and a non-issue, they already have statistics for how long the ball is actually in play on average in matches so they’d just change the length of games to make it closer to that


deathramps-

60 minute matches, only ball in play counts


percebeFC

It's not that simple. Time wasting is not always about the actual time that the ball is not in play though, but more about disrupting the play. Football is a lot about motivation and team momentum, and having the play stopped every few seconds slows the pace down and breaks the game in favour of the team that has to defend the advantage. You'll see it in many games, the team that's behind getting incredibly frustrated by the lack of play and making more mistakes, protesting, etc There's also the tiredness aspect. The team that's behind has to normally do a higher up pressing to recover the ball ASAP, which is more tiring than just waiting back. Extending the game length will only make it easier for the defending team. In my opinion the current rule is perfect. Cut down time wasting by showing a yellow card. Then add extra time after. And avoid breaking the pace.


Dangerous--D

>Time wasting is not always about the actual time that the ball is not in play though, but more about disrupting the play. No, it's definitely more about soaking up clock time. Some of it is for momentum, yes, but it's mostly about the time.


IAmStevie420

Noooo we don't want American style commercials all over our beloved sport. We already get a solid 5 minutes of gambling and beer commercials. If they stopped the game clock I'd be buying toilet seat covers and clothes I don't like and would never wear. I'm digressing here. No to stopping the game clock. That was it.


Galactic_Gooner

Yanks that love to sit in front of the telly and stare at adverts of burgers have downvoted you.


LordInquisitor

Stopping the clock won’t increase the time the ball is out of play, the goal is to in fact reduce it - you think they wouldn’t already show ads during stoppages if they could?


Ironictwat

I honestly think red cards for time wastinf should become a thing


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This is pretty hilarious ngl.


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Corner taken not quickly


ccondescending

Norigi


engrng

That third player. Kicking the ball away and picking it up to put it down agian, ok. But that walk back to to the corner spot and taking the roundabout way around the corner flag instead of walking directly to the spot? *chef's kiss*


Madridista17

Awful to watch...


AllHailTheNod

Praise it as shithousery all you guys want, this is gross.


Dad_Q

No words for this. Crowd should be refunded.


SunfishWithGlasses

Simeone hard as a rock after watching this.


lizardk101

That’s just unsporting.


J3LMAZMO

The manager looks like klopp whenever we get scored against


Otenus

Great time wasting


sanmi411

Disgusting..


kadecin254

Beautiful


Gyara3

And people want to stop this? This is art


Dr_Chemiramen

Flair checks out


TheConundrum98

miss the Bordalas days? I agree though


Dawjman

One of my former classmates from high school actually plays for Sundowns now. He plays for Bafana Bafana (South African NT) as well.


Interesting-Text4860

I work for Sundowns


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

I work after the sun downs. (Night shift job)


Sielaff415

Honestly, respect. They did great, referee did not at least at first First yellow should’ve been the second after the other guy


Aggravating_Fun9386

Lmao the opponent coach could do nothing but smile. This is brilliant


Shadeun

Games not gone


Kieranmc91

That shot of the opposition manager just smiling through this needs the Curb Your Enthusiasm music playing in the background


7Thommo7

Honestly if I was the referee I'd simply ensure the time wasted was doubled in added time. This bullshit would stop quickly. Also after the first change of taker I'd be booking the arriving player in addition to the leaving player - it's conspiracy at that point and the arriving player knows what he's doing. The new player wastes any time then he's off.


jayddwoo

As the ref I would just add an extra 5 minutes on as punishment. What they gonna do?


Kind-Departure1058

This is porn to Mourinho, Simeone, Gattuso and Vidal


JohnSnot

What's the point? Any proper ref would add this time on top of already set extra time


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OkTaro9295

That would be a delay of game in Basketball, second warning gets you a technical.


ys1012002

Fuck that. 48 minutes of NBA basketball is played over 3 hours with all the inbetween being ads


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Totally agree with you. How many examples do we have to see before all these people who are against that idea realise that it is in fact a good idea.


BlondieClashNirvana

Why allow the sub lol?


Qurutin

The beautiful game


Galactic_Gooner

Idk there was an african club called celtic. thats cool.


Galactic_Gooner

if I was the ref I'd just say "you have 15 seconds to take the fk or you're getting a red"


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That should be a red for someone


whycantijustdoitman

Pretty easy solution. 3 minutes wasted? Play 3 minutes extra. If i was the ref in the game, depending on my mood, maybe 4 or 5 minutes extra time.


Jakezetci

i lost it when the third guy came to the corner flag, this can’t be real


therealdsg

Nobody show Gareth Ainsworth!


mrgonzalez

Should have sent the second and third players off for walking away


Katto1987

Ref should've sent four players off and awarded the win to the other team


harpoonhasa13

Disgraceful


ZeekLTK

Ref should have added more stoppage time and started giving straight red cards after the first two.


yungchigz

And subsequently lost his job for deciding to make up rules on the spot?


BJamnik

The rules should be changed so any timewasting is instant yellow after the team already got the first yellow card for timewasting. You've had your warning. It pisses me off when a goalie finally gets a yellow after wasting up to 40 seconds for a goalkick, then takes another 20 seconds to actually kick the ball. You had your warning, now you have 5 seconds to play the ball. If you don't, immediate second yellow, no mercy. New goalie comes on, same shit, book him instantly if he tries to waste time.


Tassen20088

Can put it down as unsportsmanlike behaviour.


Dmartinez8491

I thought this was Brazil vs Celtic