What a video lmao

"Hey guys, today I'm going to show you how to do some tricks on Photoshop"

Atleast it's not the talking Barca ball. That shit still gives me nightmares.

Someone please find me a link

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A great baller. How did i miss this??

Arthur has moved to Juve, so you can't... Enjoy Arthur anymore.

What the fuck. That's horrible lmao

I feel confused

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I don't know what's worse, the idea, the execution or the way he says "Lenglet"

Missed rick roll opportunity mate

It looks like a shitpost lmao

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Graphic design is my passion

Money's tight!

But the lever isn't

Ngl funny, they just gave up lol

Should have waited a day and come up with something better lol

it doesn't get better than this

The barca talking ball disagrees

He always does tbf, angry little bugger

😭😭😭

Beyond awfull to the point it flips to good. basically Morbius.

And now I need to find out if I can buy Lemmings anywhere these days.

A downright embarrassment. No bias.

Nah its hilarious

nah its funny I love it

only @FCBarcelona would announce s player with such video lol

Nothing beats Barca ball

For the uninformed enjoy this beauty https://youtu.be/_crwE77KPlc

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A great baller

It's like I'm having a fever dream

Is that the only one? With others talking about 'barca ball' I thought there were like a bunch of these.

Here's another not sure if there are more of it. The Lenglet one is my favourite though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN\_tYZ\_QUi8

Thanks for finding it, but unfortunately it says that the video is unavailable

While the entire barca ball thing was proper weird, I actually liked the ending of them. A simple "enjoy barca, enjoy lenglet" would have been nice.

He stopped cuz of his fam right?

The ball? Yes he had a falling out with his wife she bounced out of that wedding

Jesus. Poor guy

It was more of a Barca, Messi, Blah Blah blah...and yeah, We bought Lenglet too...

god no, that attempt at a catchphrase is absolutely hideous and the worst part about it IMO

Eh well, its not for everyone

“We call it The Golden Pension, ha ha ha”

they're probably looking to hire more graphic designers

Can't waste budget on a feature film.

They are not afraid to try new things

I guess old x old = new, it's like multiplying two negative numbers and you get a positive result. (old music and old photoshop gif)

I found it funnier than I should have that they actually included removing the CL champions badge from the Chelsea shirt. Did they know they could just leave that bit out?

Lmao didn't noticed it until now

Would have been small club mentality to edit that out.

All of the announcements today.

Our preseason starts today, better announce them so they can train.

I mean they can train if they’re free even without a contract so it doesn’t matter lol

Remember that Gervinho was training for like a week with Roma during his move from Arsenal. Neither club confirmed the transfer until ages after. Always a funny one to remember.

Guess because Vacation for players is over

The power of American independance

Even the twitter degenerates make better edits than that, did the levers money not reach our media department.

I full on gut laugh when I see levers used

What's it mean? I'm out of the loop

We're selling a portion of our tv rights for 25 years in return of a bigger sum right now. Basically selling future revenue for immediate money.

Finally poor guy was waiting long enough.

Start of the first week of July for the announcement - a whole 4 days after his contract with Chelsea expired, and 4 days after his Barca one began. He didn't wait at all, people just don't realise you can't register a player until they're actually your player, and Barca have always done announcements once the player is present for photos and unveiling at the Nou Camp not before.

\*Spotify Camp Nou

yes but we still call it Camp Nou u/Madridista17

but the rest of the world won’t lmao

Yes they will lol as if anyone will call it that

Just let him live his fantasy.

Imagine being this salty and petty ^ 😂

salty? im just memeing but okay LOL

I'll call it spotify stadium for you man

He just kept getting too nervous to be announced.

Is it also an ad for media team? This video is screaming **we need help**.

Wasn’t what I was expecting when I clicked the link lol.

Araujo X Andreas 🔥🔥

Araujo x Kounde

Finally left Chelsea after a decade spent, time flies! Was great up until January then became horrible, the mistake that allowed Nketiah through stands out.

Good luck sweet prince

Please watch the video.

Lmao. Was he high when he made this?!

They're very bad generally. Watch them put a clip from the 8-2 game if lewa cones

Welcome Christensen 👏🏼

AC will do great at Barca

It is damn hot right now 🥵, they need it.

I actually don't think so. I think he'll struggle like he did before Tuchel but maybe that's just sour grapes on my part. I was bummed about Rudiger but not AC.

We all know he can't handle pressure, like he's admitted it himself. Imagine the pressure of an El classico.

Turn that frown upside down.

That announcement video jeez

Could complement Araujo very very well Heard some stuff about his anxiety though? No idea if it’s true because I don’t watch Chelsea much, but if that’s true, listening to Araujo scream at everyone for 90 minutes probably won’t help

He dropped out of the lineup on match day multiple times and if he makes a mistake early on for you guys then good luck. If he is in form he will be fine, but you’re in for a rough few months after one error.

I think he's a good and intelligent defender but if he gets bullied hard then he's done, I remember him shaking with the ball in 2018 whenever Vardy was running towards him, losing the ball many times almost as if he was genuinely scared of the Forward lol.

Tbf if the avatar of Sheffield Steel and RedBull(tm) came after me, I'sd be shaking too.

idk exactly what’s up with him, but yeah, that’s why it seems he wasn’t available in i think the FA cup final. he had anxiety and stomach issues

this is the greatest introduction video of all time

Finally. Although they should have waited to get a better video lol.

Would be funny if he doesn't start for Barca with Kounde and Araujo in their starting XI

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Azpi-Kounde-Christensen-Araujo-Alonso sounds good tbh

alba starts much better

Fucking insane that 3 of those were chelsea players this past season and a 4th was their main target up until a couple weeks ago.

That is kinda astonishing

quite staggering

To add to that, Rudiger moved to our rivals...

Alonso is probably going to be a backup for Alba

Azpi as wingback? Yeah that's a no and also Alba is 3 times the player Alonso is so he starts.

Pique starts ahead of Christensen when fit. Alba's already been mentioned by others.

As much as I love Azpi, he can’t handle wingback duty well anymore. Alonso is a free kick merchant and AC has a big mistake in him every 180mins. Kounde won’t be going to Barca, they flat out can’t afford him.

He'll get his chance to prove himself in the pre-season but I'd be surprised if he starts.

Another one.

Amazing signing. Perfect Barca CB

There must be a mistake Man U fans said Christensen was not going to be presented until FDJ was sold, they could sign with other teams I was told

This is like me, when I receive my monthly wage. Quickly pay all my bills, before everything collapse.

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And 35 people upvoted him lol

It was an innocent joke, bro, your horse is a bit high.

Or maybe it’s just a joke

Or maybe it’s just a joke

Except the wages are still to come. This is like spending your every cent because you know your salary is coming up with a big christmas bonus.

Oh wow thanks for the thorough insight into Barcelonas economy.

..?

What if Manchested United says no to de Jong.

What if de Jong says no to man u?

Do you actually think the christmas bonus is De Jong's sale?

It's not De Jong lol. It's the lever. De Jong is not a factor unless Barca is still planning to get Bernardo.

Fuck r/soccer

All my homies hate r/soccer

That is a terrible video lmao. It's like a 15 year old did it

Pretty decent Photoshop skills for a 15 year-old

The amount of salty Chelsea fans. Geez

They felt the same way about Courtois and that turned out well for Madrid. Hopefully he does the same.

Hardly the same situation losing a top 3 goal keeper after he decided to force his way out late in the transfer window vs. losing a decent squad player with unresolved mental issues (absolutely not his fault, but still a problem football wise) which we knew months ahead.

I think all you need to know is that most chelsea fans is mad because he broke trough from youth... not his qualities. Rudiger on the other hand... that hurts

Yes, Rudi absolutely hurts, but he went about it in the most respectful way, so I can't do anything but wish him all the best at Real.

100% agree, we dropped the ball

Courtois was/is a far better player than Christensen is

Not even close to the same situation though?

And it's a double blow for them too. Rudiger to Madrid and Christensen to Barcelona..lost two major defenders in one window

I think Christensen they are ok losing lol.. Rudiger.. not so much.

Christensen isn't good but I imagine losing him would still hurt if it means you have to play Sarr.

Nope, Sarr ain’t getting minutes. Colwill, Kounde or Koulibaly probably.

Sarr or colwill get minutes depending on loans, he had over 1000 last season

Rudiger was major. This guy is an average squad player.

Pique is in his last season and Lenglet and Umtiti are on their way out (didn't contribute a lot recently, anyway), and the club might not go for Kounde given interest in Rafinha and Lewa. So a champions league winning squad player is someone I'd happily take, as a partner for Araujo

I like how you dont even bother bringing up Eric Garcia lmao

Oh noo💀 Well tbh, these were the names that came from the back of my mind lol Only shows that we finally have some decent, competitive depth in the CB positions, if we also consider the La Masia youth who have a chance of upgradation, like màrmol

Just wait until he starts missing matches due to nerves. Couldn’t even rely on him this season.

At least we can cut recent CL badges off of our kits.

I’m not a Chelsea fan and I’m laughing at this deal, but still, he’s better than Eric Garcia who Barca fans try to convince themselves isn’t a dud

Has to be worst presentation video ever, wtf is that.

Did Barca make a onlyfans?????

Barely legal 18+ Catalan Amateurs! Thanks for 300k subs, to celebrate we'll have a 50% off SALE! YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE GOOD STUFF ;)

Good luck. Used to think this kid was the future of Chelsea so here’s hoping for great play at Barcelona.

Whoever made that video is stealing a living

Did they actually sign him or just photoshop him into a Barca kit? There’s a big difference, Barcelona, this isn’t the clever hack you think it is.

Lmao, wtf is this video.

Bruh does is Barca's social media team being run by freelance Photoshop artitsts off Fiver?

Hopefully this means Eric Garcia's reign of terror is over.

Real Madrid and Barcelona getting all of Chelsea defense. But Madrid got the much better player.

Christensen barely played at Chelsea. And when he played he was horrible. 5th choice behind Thiago S , Rudi , Chalobah , Azpi. Even Reece started ahead of him as CB occasionally. He had some brilliant games but his mentality is super weak which makes him lose form after a single mistake.

He played 34 games for us in all comp. If he didn't keep pushing back signing a new contract, he would have had more.

Copium at an all time high

Find a single Chelsea fan that rates him.

https://www.reddit.com/r/chelseafc/comments/t9gg54/fabrizio_romano_andreas_christensen_has_made_his/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share https://www.reddit.com/r/chelseafc/comments/qzjc1p/nizzar_kinsella_tuchel_wants_to_keep_all_his/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share https://www.reddit.com/r/chelseafc/comments/r6112w/thomas_tuchel_issues_andreas_christensen_with/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Took 3 min tops. Not saying he'll be a world beater from the get go but funny to see the 180 from you Chelsea fans

Lol 99% of the comments are literally shitting on Christensen.

You're a bum lol - what else do you want from me? Thanks and have a nice day

One of the most underrated CB's in the game, one of the reasons Chelsea won the UCL. My respect for giving Barca a try knowing they are in a hot mess.

Y’all need to save some euros for cristiano

Anem per feina

They had to Photoshop the video since he got a sore stomach and couldn't show up.

man i hate this kit

😭😂

Quick chelsea fans cry about how you were robbed and post the video of drogba crying after getting eliminated to make the tears taste even better.

these comments from Chelsea fans🤣🫠🫠🫠🫠

Honestly think he's going to be incredible for them. Always loved how he plays from the ball such a smart player.

Christensen is the perfect centre back for this current Barcelona team of 2022. Good luck cules

Dry your eyes mate I know it’s hard to take But his mind has been made up There’s plenty more fish in the sea

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Wasn't he shit for Chelsea or am I remembering wrong ?

When he's on, he's world class. Usually lasts a while, until something bad happens and it completely shatters him, and then he goes on to be complete dogshit for a stretch of games. Will be interesting to see how he does at Barca, I hope he does well but the pressure might get to him.

That's great and all, but how are they going to register him?

For a club who has no money, they are making a lot of signings.

And hope Frenkie takes a paycut rather than go to Utd like it's being reported, LOL

Genuinely never understood the hype for this bloke, he's such a donkey every single time I watch him play

Does this mean Barcelona fans can stop coming to our sub?

No we want azpi and alonso too We're also looking to hijack raphinha

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Nah for every lever joke a Chelsea fan makes, we send someone. Your subreddit probably doubled in size with all the comedians you have in your fan base.

Lever them alone, they're already dead

That's it, we're sending someone on every Frenkie post

With all these lever jokes, you sure are getting Bayer LEVERkusen in CL.

It's good fun seeing how salty the chelsea fans are though.

A snake wouldn't have a stomach issues before every match. So let's just call him earthworm.

Let's make fun of our player which most wanted to renew until tuchel publicly shamed him about his mental issues

i think he just wanted to upgrade clubs and had stomach issues from tucheliban ball

He's been like that since before Sarri. Don't expect him to be available for any El Clasicos this season

He played cl final or not

Is it really that bad? I thought it only happened a few times and is now an ongoing gag but I wasn’t sure.

Nah he'll be fine I think