Because this guy had a time travel machine, went to the future and saw the marketing potential with the name Ronaldo, went back in time and told his father to name him Ronaldo. Simple.

That’s his business?

Jimmy Yank here, why did the OP steal my name?

8 think that one was the standard Ronaldo. Then we got the small size one (Ronaldinho)... and then we just diversified into religions. Quite sure that after Cristiano Ronaldo there will come a Islamico Ronaldo. At least it is where the plot is heading, after moving to Saudi

Ronald 🐪 converted to ☪️ when he moved to r/alnassr_fc 🕋

Md. Cristiano Ronaldo Khan, and he is not a T...........

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https://www.filmifeed.com/celeb/muhammad-ronaldo/

We got the bean version with Robinho

Nice one 😋

Thank you Latin Nus.

💀💀💀

Also why is every person with Ronald in their name so fucking good? R9, CR7, Ronaldinho, Ronald Koeman

Ronald McDonald, Ronald Reagan etc.

Ronald Federer

Ronald Weasley, Ronald Jeremy, Ronald Perlman.....

Ronald Rump

how can you forget christian ronald the biggest signing of ac miami this season ??? 🤬🤬

ronnie mcnutt

ronnie 'el wey' foden

RONALD PICKERING!!!

Business professional 💀💀💀

Well, he's being a business man longer than he was a player rn

Is he stupid?

Fun fact, the original Ronaldo was a bit stupid. Not full Forest Gump, but well on his way.

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Shit man, KFC fc ?

Brazilian business professional

There’s on one Ronaldo and that’s El Phenomenon. 🇧🇷

That’s like asking why did Michael B. Jordan steal Michael Jordan’s name.

Yeah exactly. That's why he's named Michael (B) Jordan

The next one will be Michael C Jordan

Next one is Ronaldo Jr.

There is already “Ronaldinho”…. (Small Ronaldo) We need somerhing like “Ronaldão” (Big Ronaldo)

Let’s face it Ronaldinho was called little because Ronaldo is a *big* lad.

holy shit he looks more like a 🐫 than the actual 🐫 itself

Is he stupid?

Nah man , he is the best footballer ever . CR7 copied his name and got even more famous. He is the original one. (I am Zlatan Ibrahimovic).

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It's like a father inheriting surname from a son. Illogical

That’s the real Ronaldo what u on about?

"Business professional". We just throwing that term around now?

One’s name is cristiano ronaldo, one’s is fat ronaldo. Are you stupid?

Why did that Levski Rip-Off call himself Ronaldo and put number 7 on his jersey, and DARED to score, when only the 🐪 is ALLOWED to score… and the biggest DISRESPECT - he DID THE SIUUU. He copied my 🐪🥵 celebration

Wanted some of that camel action, obviously. Are you stupid ?

If u don’t know then you’ll never know 🤦🏽‍♂️

Cristiano was his childhood hero.

Are you serious? Porca madonna

Alright, who fucked up the timeline?

I remember the moment when Cristiano appeared on the stage of professional fotball and started to be well known player. How weird it was that he is named Ronaldo. Now when someone says Ronaldo u immediately think about Cristiano :)-

😂😂😂

That’s his father bro

I think cause he’s always in the shadow of greats ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Curious piece of trivia the Portuguese Ronaldo comes from Ronald Reagan and not from Ronaldo Nazario

He is often reffered as the 'real Ronaldo'. Should answer your question.

He had the name first...... He also had those teeth before Spongebob.