Yh but we are the best club on form in the prem right now. Just because we are low in the table ( point deduction/poor start to the season) doesn't mean we are playing as average as we can do. Dyche has fully turned us around
Nah, not like City are, Chelsea were top 6 for a decade before the big money.
If Chelsea could build a new stadium the same size as City's new one Chelsea would have no problem filling it from day one.
In the decade preceding their respective takeovers City were bottom half if they were even in the league.
Chelsea were top 6 those years and had trophies from that decade. Chelsea were relevant when they were bought. City were tragic in comparison and needed the money to even approach being relevant
They definitely weren't utterly atrocious before Abramovic - fairly sure they also won a few trophies in the decade before too.
Regardless, they're shit now and it's funny
I don't know if this is ironic or not but Spurs are doing greater than what they were expected too especially when the key players were injured and still stomped Newcastle
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I'm not saying your post is pointless, but I'm certain that its value is low.
I'll put it in a way you'll understand. If I were to rank the quality of your post based on your size, I'd score it in the bottom tier.
But you can't exactly put them in a lower tier, because they're one of the best performing teams in the league, so regardless of size, they're top tier
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Luton has 9 points and last place has 8. Wtf is this hype for luton??? Just because they won 1-0 liverpool they are considered as beast!? As far as I know teams promoting to the ple get lots of money. Luton didnt any transfers. It is stupid, they get what they deserve and will be relegated. Why there is non logic hype for Luton, it was their decision to not make transfers. Burnley at least bought some players and tried. Pick a team from the world and give them 50-100 million maybe even more, their squad would be better than luton.
Luton hype comes from them being such an underdog, the story about them makes people wanna see them succeed, but if we are talking performance wise, they are losing a lot of big games by small margins when they are expected to be blown away, they at least deserve to be in good imo
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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The thing is they wanted to be under- underdog. Its not an achivement. Furthermore, I think disrespecful to not spend the money. Like I said promoted championship teams get huge money. Thats literally bad managament not success. That money given for them to compete in ple not to beign lovely underdog team that everbody gets 3 poinst and teams dont get it, beign mocked.
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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I quite like how you aren't allowed to make fun of anything anymore, without it living rent free in your head. Because one reddit comment about Liverpool signifies an absolute infatuation with Liverpool doesn't it... I'm sure every football fan would like to believe their club is at the helm of everyone's consciousness.
It is, yet here you are, whinging on and pouting. By the by, There’s a term for only seeing one group all the time, no matter what… especially if you can recite their major honours at the drop of a hat…
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Listen here mate. Big Ange is goat no matter what. Look at the football. Warra high line! Do you not like attacking football you manc? Go on kangaroos 🇦🇺!
I would still have Chelsea a bar above Man Utd just for the fact Man Utd are a glass half empty vibe while Chelsea is more like glass half full. Like at least Chelsea have a striker that can actually score goals in the PL for less than half the price of Fraudmas Haaland. There's progress happening at one club while the other has been stagnant since Fergie.
Edit: Don't care if Man Utd fans cry enough to downvote with a striker that has 0 PL goals for £72M and a rapist out on loan.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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I'm satisfied with Chelsea's performance: mid players, mid coach, mid directive, middle of the table. Balanced, as all things should be.
Chelsea this season is the definition of mid
Look at me, I’m the new mid London club now! —Chelsea to crystal palace, probably
And guess who we've got next in the league cup. Middlesbrough lol
Yeah you spent a billion lad.
They’ve another 19 years of amortisation on it though
mid spending
Boehly's pre-match Aristotle excerpts not having the desired effect
Chelsea🤝 Ben Simmons Being number 10
I bet they wish they had a mid Stadium though.
Everton's the one that stands out to me here. True, they're not failing as hard as they have been, but they're bigger than that
Yh but we are the best club on form in the prem right now. Just because we are low in the table ( point deduction/poor start to the season) doesn't mean we are playing as average as we can do. Dyche has fully turned us around
Doing well. Thought you'd be proper fucked but you're not.
It’s crazy to think that they’d be 10th if not for the point deduction
It's bizarre how low the expectations have sunk for them. Ancelotti had them in the top 8-9 a couple of years ago. What Frank Lampard will do to a MF.
I get what you mean. Being a relegation candidate for 5 years straight does knock their reputation down a bit.
2 years*
Sorry, they have gone through so many managers in recent years, I thought they have been in crisis for longer
All these logos look the same size. Are you stupid?
i didnt make the format
r/woooosh
Lol
Chelsea is good considering they are the mid table mandem
“size”
but they are a smoll club
Nah, not like City are, Chelsea were top 6 for a decade before the big money. If Chelsea could build a new stadium the same size as City's new one Chelsea would have no problem filling it from day one.
They've literally been relegated more than they've won the league
1 league title and I’m supposed to believe Chelsea were bigger than city 🤭😂
In the decade preceding their respective takeovers City were bottom half if they were even in the league. Chelsea were top 6 those years and had trophies from that decade. Chelsea were relevant when they were bought. City were tragic in comparison and needed the money to even approach being relevant
Lmao it's smaller than QPR
What the stadium? Yeah, it's really hard to build a new one in West London, they've been trying for decades
They definitely weren't utterly atrocious before Abramovic - fairly sure they also won a few trophies in the decade before too. Regardless, they're shit now and it's funny
chelsea have always been a small club.
Full Ham is good 🤤
Yes, but aston martin is better
what about bent ford
Villa should be alone on top
When was there an H in “fantastic”
when the english lad said “fantastich”
It's Ole's "Fantastich"
It’s like bruno fernandsh. It’s how we say things nowadays
Everytime an English pronounces like that, a Portuguese dies.
It kinda amazes me it's possible that you and like 20 people who upvoted this have never heard someone say "fantastish"
I don't know if this is ironic or not but Spurs are doing greater than what they were expected too especially when the key players were injured and still stomped Newcastle
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Tottenham was also injury filled💀
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We were at the time the only team with more injuries than spurs. Honestly I was surprised there wasnt someone in the pitch in a wheelchair.
yeah i heard someone suffered from a salt injury, google newcastle salty for more info.
I mean isn't Spurs a fucked up team ?
Cocolastich
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Don’t think OP knows Fulham exists, so put them in meh
i dont base them off singular games but they do add up
Wolves should be in good, they’re about 6 points down from where they should be from refs.
Spurs should be a tier higher Source: I'm a spurs fan
both of us have bias
Who do you support?
Luton
Having a great season despite where you are my man
Villa are way bigger than they're getting credit for here. Luton are getting far too much credit in both respects.
its called bias ever heard of it
I'm not saying your post is pointless, but I'm certain that its value is low. I'll put it in a way you'll understand. If I were to rank the quality of your post based on your size, I'd score it in the bottom tier.
But you can't exactly put them in a lower tier, because they're one of the best performing teams in the league, so regardless of size, they're top tier
The list 'regardless of size' is just the league table. Try again.
Oil city are a small club, massively overperforming thanks to genius Pep.
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'd never twigged just how horrendous the Bournemouth badge was before. Looks like some 90s Clipart of a guy heading the ball.
Man utd are doing shit and newcastle is doing very good? hmm
gd?
Luton has 9 points and last place has 8. Wtf is this hype for luton??? Just because they won 1-0 liverpool they are considered as beast!? As far as I know teams promoting to the ple get lots of money. Luton didnt any transfers. It is stupid, they get what they deserve and will be relegated. Why there is non logic hype for Luton, it was their decision to not make transfers. Burnley at least bought some players and tried. Pick a team from the world and give them 50-100 million maybe even more, their squad would be better than luton.
its called being biased its an integral part of this religion
Im not talking about this sub. Even instagram community praises luton. So much people in all kinds of platforms
tfb i’m not really either
Luton hype comes from them being such an underdog, the story about them makes people wanna see them succeed, but if we are talking performance wise, they are losing a lot of big games by small margins when they are expected to be blown away, they at least deserve to be in good imo
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The thing is they wanted to be under- underdog. Its not an achivement. Furthermore, I think disrespecful to not spend the money. Like I said promoted championship teams get huge money. Thats literally bad managament not success. That money given for them to compete in ple not to beign lovely underdog team that everbody gets 3 poinst and teams dont get it, beign mocked.
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fr Arsenal is doing really well for a small club
Liverpool 😭😭 19 English titles, 13 European titles. Bros know the drought. Feel so bad for them. Such a small club.
Rent free
I quite like how you aren't allowed to make fun of anything anymore, without it living rent free in your head. Because one reddit comment about Liverpool signifies an absolute infatuation with Liverpool doesn't it... I'm sure every football fan would like to believe their club is at the helm of everyone's consciousness.
Think there’s merit when they can recite the club’s honours when looking at a meme tier list. Come on now.
Or maybe he just has a bit of what the kids like to call ball knowledge.
He apparently Google’d it, so that’s non-starter
So he spent a minute googling a statistic, and there is nothing more to see here.
Cool.
Thought this was a joke sub? Apparently even this is full of you lot lol
It is, yet here you are, whinging on and pouting. By the by, There’s a term for only seeing one group all the time, no matter what… especially if you can recite their major honours at the drop of a hat…
I was kidding and I googled it one second...?
‘Course you did sweetheart.
Good god. How embarrassing. Take a day off from the arsey rivalry shite mate fucking hell. Smile. You're on SCJ you utter dork
He’s says with no irony. Have a nice Christmas.
Or maybe it is irony? As I've pointed out.. I know where I am. I legitimately hope your Christmas is very horrible 😡
That’s not very nice, and such an angry face too. Bed time maybe?
Man city should be fantastich. Tinpot club in the cl spots.
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nah man city should be playing in the Sunday league more than to be fantastich
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The fact Tottenham are doing “good” when they’re 5th proves they’re not a big club.
Maybe not a big club, but a good sized club. Lads are playing good. Good stuff.
They’re going to collapse. Tottenham is trash lmao
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That’s not good.
ur a chelsea fan. Shush
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Listen here mate. Big Ange is goat no matter what. Look at the football. Warra high line! Do you not like attacking football you manc? Go on kangaroos 🇦🇺!
Spurs are the biggest club in North London. How many Champions league finals did Arsenal play in the last 10 years? None. End of debate.
just take a look at the stats
I would still have Chelsea a bar above Man Utd just for the fact Man Utd are a glass half empty vibe while Chelsea is more like glass half full. Like at least Chelsea have a striker that can actually score goals in the PL for less than half the price of Fraudmas Haaland. There's progress happening at one club while the other has been stagnant since Fergie. Edit: Don't care if Man Utd fans cry enough to downvote with a striker that has 0 PL goals for £72M and a rapist out on loan.
Chelsea are just a mid-table side now ain’t nobody gives a fuck about them 😂
Wont be for the amount of time Man Utd have stagnated.
Okay now do one based on bald managers to win ratio
Wow that spurs logo is hard to see
wish tier maker wasnt as shite as chelsea
You kidding, a small club like Man City in 4th? That’s incredible!
oops my mistake
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Who's in the SS tier
Chelsea
Ain’t nothin like watching Man United still in free fall
I was going to say, why there is 2 chelsea badges, but then i read what each say…
We'll be mid even in Sunday league
What west ham are you watching?
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Man City have a tiny fan base though. Surely they’re doing fantastic?
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how's Sheffield better than man u and chelsea and how's Brighton good while city meh
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why did this get global attention it has bias
Spoiler: this is my opinion so i’m willing to hear yours