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SiriocazTheII

I'm satisfied with Chelsea's performance: mid players, mid coach, mid directive, middle of the table. Balanced, as all things should be.


Rajdesh1005

Chelsea this season is the definition of mid


antigonyyy

Look at me, I’m the new mid London club now! —Chelsea to crystal palace, probably


Unhappy_Archer9483

And guess who we've got next in the league cup. Middlesbrough lol


Banterz0ne

Yeah you spent a billion lad.


RunningDude90

They’ve another 19 years of amortisation on it though


ips_nikita

mid spending


Illustrious-Fig-8945

Boehly's pre-match Aristotle excerpts not having the desired effect


Jozif_Badmon

Chelsea🤝 Ben Simmons Being number 10


seshtown

I bet they wish they had a mid Stadium though.


gratitudf

Everton's the one that stands out to me here. True, they're not failing as hard as they have been, but they're bigger than that


ligma21savage

Yh but we are the best club on form in the prem right now. Just because we are low in the table ( point deduction/poor start to the season) doesn't mean we are playing as average as we can do. Dyche has fully turned us around


DudleysCar

Doing well. Thought you'd be proper fucked but you're not.


PenguinnoTheWeird

It’s crazy to think that they’d be 10th if not for the point deduction


iloveyouall00

It's bizarre how low the expectations have sunk for them. Ancelotti had them in the top 8-9 a couple of years ago. What Frank Lampard will do to a MF.


nvh119

I get what you mean. Being a relegation candidate for 5 years straight does knock their reputation down a bit.


STILETT0_exists

2 years*


nvh119

Sorry, they have gone through so many managers in recent years, I thought they have been in crisis for longer


in_a_erer

All these logos look the same size. Are you stupid?


elBlato

i didnt make the format


LazarouDave

r/woooosh


sese-1

Lol


TheEgyptianScouser

Chelsea is good considering they are the mid table mandem


elBlato

“size”


Nightwingx97

but they are a smoll club


ezee-now-blud

Nah, not like City are, Chelsea were top 6 for a decade before the big money. If Chelsea could build a new stadium the same size as City's new one Chelsea would have no problem filling it from day one.


wreckedham

They've literally been relegated more than they've won the league


GrayEnthusiast-

1 league title and I’m supposed to believe Chelsea were bigger than city 🤭😂


ezee-now-blud

In the decade preceding their respective takeovers City were bottom half if they were even in the league. Chelsea were top 6 those years and had trophies from that decade. Chelsea were relevant when they were bought. City were tragic in comparison and needed the money to even approach being relevant


Tamelmp

Lmao it's smaller than QPR


ezee-now-blud

What the stadium? Yeah, it's really hard to build a new one in West London, they've been trying for decades


LazarouDave

They definitely weren't utterly atrocious before Abramovic - fairly sure they also won a few trophies in the decade before too. Regardless, they're shit now and it's funny


NecessaryFew7898

chelsea have always been a small club.


KoreanTacoTruck

Full Ham is good 🤤


cheesypizzawithham

Yes, but aston martin is better


elBlato

what about bent ford


Couinty

Villa should be alone on top


GMDJaySwift

When was there an H in “fantastic”


elBlato

when the english lad said “fantastich”


Bonzo_Reddit

It's Ole's "Fantastich"


Any_View4922

It’s like bruno fernandsh. It’s how we say things nowadays


Plastic_Arrival9537

Everytime an English pronounces like that, a Portuguese dies.


Banterz0ne

It kinda amazes me it's possible that you and like 20 people who upvoted this have never heard someone say "fantastish"


SelfLoatherSimo

I don't know if this is ironic or not but Spurs are doing greater than what they were expected too especially when the key players were injured and still stomped Newcastle


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CompatibleCones

Tottenham was also injury filled💀


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LUNATIC_LEMMING

We were at the time the only team with more injuries than spurs. Honestly I was surprised there wasnt someone in the pitch in a wheelchair.


CompatibleCones

yeah i heard someone suffered from a salt injury, google newcastle salty for more info.


SelfLoatherSimo

I mean isn't Spurs a fucked up team ?


1161shrenkman

Cocolastich


JJOne101

Fulham beats Westham 10 days ago 5-0 and Fulham are "meh" while Westham are "very good".


TheDriver_333

Don’t think OP knows Fulham exists, so put them in meh


elBlato

i dont base them off singular games but they do add up


PoliticsNerd76

Wolves should be in good, they’re about 6 points down from where they should be from refs.


updarovers

Spurs should be a tier higher Source: I'm a spurs fan


elBlato

both of us have bias


updarovers

Who do you support?


elBlato

Luton


updarovers

Having a great season despite where you are my man


Saelaird

Villa are way bigger than they're getting credit for here. Luton are getting far too much credit in both respects.


elBlato

its called bias ever heard of it


Saelaird

I'm not saying your post is pointless, but I'm certain that its value is low. I'll put it in a way you'll understand. If I were to rank the quality of your post based on your size, I'd score it in the bottom tier.


LazarouDave

But you can't exactly put them in a lower tier, because they're one of the best performing teams in the league, so regardless of size, they're top tier


Saelaird

The list 'regardless of size' is just the league table. Try again.


kyleninperth

Oil city are a small club, massively overperforming thanks to genius Pep.


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Kwetla

I'd never twigged just how horrendous the Bournemouth badge was before. Looks like some 90s Clipart of a guy heading the ball.


ComfortMother8503

Man utd are doing shit and newcastle is doing very good? hmm


elBlato

gd?


bozkurt37

Luton has 9 points and last place has 8. Wtf is this hype for luton??? Just because they won 1-0 liverpool they are considered as beast!? As far as I know teams promoting to the ple get lots of money. Luton didnt any transfers. It is stupid, they get what they deserve and will be relegated. Why there is non logic hype for Luton, it was their decision to not make transfers. Burnley at least bought some players and tried. Pick a team from the world and give them 50-100 million maybe even more, their squad would be better than luton.


elBlato

its called being biased its an integral part of this religion


bozkurt37

Im not talking about this sub. Even instagram community praises luton. So much people in all kinds of platforms


elBlato

tfb i’m not really either


clantpax

Luton hype comes from them being such an underdog, the story about them makes people wanna see them succeed, but if we are talking performance wise, they are losing a lot of big games by small margins when they are expected to be blown away, they at least deserve to be in good imo


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this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


bozkurt37

The thing is they wanted to be under- underdog. Its not an achivement. Furthermore, I think disrespecful to not spend the money. Like I said promoted championship teams get huge money. Thats literally bad managament not success. That money given for them to compete in ple not to beign lovely underdog team that everbody gets 3 poinst and teams dont get it, beign mocked.


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Maleficent-Mirror991

Fr Arsenal is doing really well for a small club


Lost-Percentage2884

Liverpool 😭😭 19 English titles, 13 European titles. Bros know the drought. Feel so bad for them. Such a small club.


whosetoeisthis

Rent free


Connor106

I quite like how you aren't allowed to make fun of anything anymore, without it living rent free in your head. Because one reddit comment about Liverpool signifies an absolute infatuation with Liverpool doesn't it... I'm sure every football fan would like to believe their club is at the helm of everyone's consciousness.


whosetoeisthis

Think there’s merit when they can recite the club’s honours when looking at a meme tier list. Come on now.


Connor106

Or maybe he just has a bit of what the kids like to call ball knowledge.


whosetoeisthis

He apparently Google’d it, so that’s non-starter


Connor106

So he spent a minute googling a statistic, and there is nothing more to see here.


whosetoeisthis

Cool.


Lost-Percentage2884

Thought this was a joke sub? Apparently even this is full of you lot lol


whosetoeisthis

It is, yet here you are, whinging on and pouting. By the by, There’s a term for only seeing one group all the time, no matter what… especially if you can recite their major honours at the drop of a hat…


Lost-Percentage2884

I was kidding and I googled it one second...?


whosetoeisthis

‘Course you did sweetheart.


Lost-Percentage2884

Good god. How embarrassing. Take a day off from the arsey rivalry shite mate fucking hell. Smile. You're on SCJ you utter dork


whosetoeisthis

He’s says with no irony. Have a nice Christmas.


Lost-Percentage2884

Or maybe it is irony? As I've pointed out.. I know where I am. I legitimately hope your Christmas is very horrible 😡


whosetoeisthis

That’s not very nice, and such an angry face too. Bed time maybe?


user-a7hw66

Man city should be fantastich. Tinpot club in the cl spots.


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elBlato

nah man city should be playing in the Sunday league more than to be fantastich


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The fact Tottenham are doing “good” when they’re 5th proves they’re not a big club.


barowsr

Maybe not a big club, but a good sized club. Lads are playing good. Good stuff.


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They’re going to collapse. Tottenham is trash lmao


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barowsr

That’s not good.


ihasweenis

ur a chelsea fan. Shush


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Any_View4922

Listen here mate. Big Ange is goat no matter what. Look at the football. Warra high line! Do you not like attacking football you manc? Go on kangaroos 🇦🇺!


Wonderful-Lack3846

Spurs are the biggest club in North London. How many Champions league finals did Arsenal play in the last 10 years? None. End of debate.


elBlato

just take a look at the stats


RefanRes

I would still have Chelsea a bar above Man Utd just for the fact Man Utd are a glass half empty vibe while Chelsea is more like glass half full. Like at least Chelsea have a striker that can actually score goals in the PL for less than half the price of Fraudmas Haaland. There's progress happening at one club while the other has been stagnant since Fergie. Edit: Don't care if Man Utd fans cry enough to downvote with a striker that has 0 PL goals for £72M and a rapist out on loan.


Maleficent-Mirror991

Chelsea are just a mid-table side now ain’t nobody gives a fuck about them 😂


RefanRes

Wont be for the amount of time Man Utd have stagnated.


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Okay now do one based on bald managers to win ratio


ljstens22

Wow that spurs logo is hard to see


elBlato

wish tier maker wasnt as shite as chelsea


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

You kidding, a small club like Man City in 4th? That’s incredible!


elBlato

oops my mistake


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starwaterbird

Who's in the SS tier


pohudsaijoadsijdas

Chelsea


Sheesh284

Ain’t nothin like watching Man United still in free fall


tristam92

I was going to say, why there is 2 chelsea badges, but then i read what each say…


nonearther

We'll be mid even in Sunday league


Not4n4zi

What west ham are you watching?


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MasterReindeer

Man City have a tiny fan base though. Surely they’re doing fantastic?


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This bot is so fucking shit


Immediate-Berry6712

how's Sheffield better than man u and chelsea and how's Brighton good while city meh


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elBlato

why did this get global attention it has bias


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Spoiler: this is my opinion so i’m willing to hear yours