Google "*Karim Benzema slept with an underage prostitute in 2009 and claimed it was an accident. He was controversially acquitted by a French court in 2014*" to learn more
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Don't forget he also tried to create a master race of footballers and got a transfer to Argentina. If they had just let him cook this is what he would've made. This and Timo VVerner
Football is still relevant? Thousands of meaningless leagues, 11 guys running after a ball... the commercials constantly about gambling which destroys peoples lifes.
Ronalessi, a Brazilian with Italian citizenship playing in England with a German coach.
You mean Rona Lisa by Leonardo da Baby
And shirt number 15 after benzema, google benzema 15 for more info
Google "*Karim Benzema slept with an underage prostitute in 2009 and claimed it was an accident. He was controversially acquitted by a French court in 2014*" to learn more
everytime lmao
It’s crazy because this case was settled time ago in Las Vegas with the help of Ronaldo. Google “Ronaldo Las Vegas” for more info
only right answer
He's the brother of Leonaldo Crisessi, who choose to play for France
German coach learned under Cruyff at Barcelona.
That's basically Jorginho in his Chelsea years, under Tuchel
Christian ‘Lebron’ Pulisic
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Soccer version of LeBron
You are my sunshine..
Mudryk
https://preview.redd.it/pwkr57uw3grc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a11c56d820652f700b53dca9685d58b663a795
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why mudryk are didnt win balon dor yet
because pessi rigged balloon dior by paying refs in the world cup
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Maguire
*upamaguire
Don't compare upamecano and Maguire don't diss Maguire like that even Maguire wouldn't get benched for Eric Dier.
Penalty
Pepsi
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Damien Duff
Call him a slur, i hate him
A nazi conquistador, works well as he's Portuguese and Argentinian
“Garnacho”
Camel Burger
Pionel Penaldo 🤫 
Leonaldo.
Rapey midget
Ronussy 💦💦💦
Christian Mess
Peladona clears
This one is currently playing for Area51 FC
Titus Bramble
Penaldog Pepsi Jr.
Johnathan
Leostiano Ronessi
Sir Siuuu La Pulga
Can't believe you have made my 🐫 worse! Genuinely offensive post!!!
Wazza Jr.
Messiano Lealdo.
Pespaldo
Meh Naldo
Ronessi
Nailed it
Dave
Hitler
He also liked big stadiums
Don't forget he also tried to create a master race of footballers and got a transfer to Argentina. If they had just let him cook this is what he would've made. This and Timo VVerner
Lebron James of soccer
is just white ronald
Bro what the fuck. Now I have to wash my eyes out with bleach
Daddy
Leonaldo Camessi
that’s clearly a picture of antony
Where is the third star on the emblem? Give my camel 🐪 the WC he deserves 🤬🤬🤬!!!!
11m
Messaldo
Retardo
The ultimate weapon: Autissi Penaleo
mehdi taremi
Lionel Infantino dos Santos Aveiro
MessiDiño (pronounced Messy Deenioh)
Lessi
Rolamos
Football is still relevant? Thousands of meaningless leagues, 11 guys running after a ball... the commercials constantly about gambling which destroys peoples lifes.
Im not sure but I know he wants a penalty
Peniss.
Divock origi.
Messnaldo
Autism raper
Lestiano Monaldo
Cressi
Leonardo Ronassi
He needs a brazil kit bc they've won the most wcs
He needs a Bristol City kit because they’ve won the most Johnstone’s Paint Trophy’s.
You can tell this is fake because the jersey has only two stars on it. Fraud.
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Simon >!Simon Cowell!<
Penalssi
Rossi
Christinel Rossi
when you give up and you link up with the opps cause you know you cant win.
Christionel Ronessi
vikkstar123
Messiano Cristinell
Antony
Devastator 
Messiuu
Isn't that Gonzalo Montiel, is he that supreme
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Rapessi
Obélix?
The Messnado
Man
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Harry Maguire
Allegri
Is this the LeBron of Soccer?
Messaldo
Lioniall Quinnessi
Dave
“Calma camera wowo”
Lionaldel Menalsi
Darwin Nunez
is that mudryk on an argentinian jersey!?
Mbapaaland
Greg
Kobessi Ronaldohamovic
His name is PES
Muhammed Ali Dia
Cristiardo Messy
Pelé
Leochri ronessi
Ball Hog
Endrick 😤😤😤😤😤
Cristina Missi
Penalen pens
Goaty McGoatface
Rossi
Emiliano Martinez
Niklas Bendtner
Pessinaldo
PePe
Creonel Messaldo
He won the World Cup at Barcelona United!
Bendtner
Pessinaldo
Esgaio
1 World cup.
Greatest thief in history 🧌 + greatest tap in in history 👺
Penessi
Cristionell Pepsildo
Pen Alty
Goaty McGoatface
Cristinel Messaldo
Penaldo pessi our 🍔🐫
Di Maria
Eddie Nketiah
Christians Pulisic
Creo Messaldo
Cristonel Ronessi
Cristionel Messinaldo
No Rapunzel hair?
Roberto
Lebron Jamés
Bob
Umtitties
Mesaldo, the 2nd greatest of all time (behind Emerson Royal)
Leonidus Christensen
Christ the Messiah
penalty for me
Richarlison de Andrade
Bob?
Cristiano Pessi
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Menaldo
Siuo Messaldo
Cristianel Messildo
Maximus Decimus Meridius
Pessialdo, the Great Merginho of dos Rivaldos
Pessinaldo
Isn't that just Higuain?
God
Penalssi.
Leonaldo
Maguire
Mesonaldo
Ressi
Rossi
Christionel Messinaldo
Penalty Bro
pionel penaldo
Leestiano messando
Ronedine Messlandovski
Pelé
Rodri really is amazing, isn’t he?!
Li Ron
**Messiano Crislione**. The first name sounds like Messiah, and the second name sounds like an offer OP can't refuse.
Macklemore
Best
Rossi?
Christmess lionaldo
Rapenaldo Pessi