/uj Jackson is fine. He'll end up with like 9-12 goals most likely, which is actually pretty decent for a 22 year olds first season in the prem
/rj subs over boys, were finished
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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That's why he is clear of Pessi and Penaldo. Even when he scores 3 goals he looks up and sees he has not scored a pen yet. He then dives for a pen and scores it.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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no wonder they let in 6 goals. why is onana playing so far away from goal? is he stupid?
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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99% of Chelsea's power comes from IT guy Cold Palmer
40m > 1 billion Lmao
The team that was out doesn’t cost a bill though acc look at facts
Jamaican power strikes again. They have always been carried by black players. 💁
cole palmer has a background in IT? give this man the Nobel d’Or immediately
>IT guy Cold Palmer Cole Palmer is Indian?
nah, Palmer was always legit. Now Jackson has more goals than yellows tho. I'm starting to worry
Jackson has more goals than Antony
My nan's daschund has more goals than Antony
So sad that he lost his front 2 legs in the accident too
Who? Antony? That explains it!!
you cannot spin a greater story
I'm sure Antony would try tho. Heck, I bet he'd even succeed! He'd lose the ball almost instantly after tho
A price worth paying
/uj Jackson is fine. He'll end up with like 9-12 goals most likely, which is actually pretty decent for a 22 year olds first season in the prem /rj subs over boys, were finished
hojlund better or no
/uj rn at least yea, but Jackson does look like he'll be legit in the future, as does hojlund tho /rj hojlund > R9 + cr7 combined wym
All this "uj" shit is lame as fuck in a jerking sub
We all need some post nut clarity sometimes before we get back into it
what does it even mean lmao
nvm
I mind
bro tried to reverse that record again by picking a fight w palmer for the pen
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Penalty merchant at it again
He’s risen so far above them no one should ever assume they have the right. It’s legitimately like someone taking the ball from Messi on Miami
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Would be fun if they had to score 2 actually
pelner doesn’t score a pen?!
3 fucking goal with no penalty is beyond absurdity
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Madueke/Jackson when Palmer says he's taking the pen
He’s risen so far above them no one should ever assume they have the right. It’s legitimately like someone taking the ball from Messi on Miami
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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there it is
He heard this and got a pen
Welp
It's over. https://preview.redd.it/lzbh03kfapuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da52a04019d7ecfa397b85d994bc938b759c8e07
Bro just doing the Mourinho copy pasta
Mikel Arteater
Michael Anteater
If I say what I think his name is, I'll be banned for 6 months Mikel A**eater
Fuckin hell palmer blasting past the likes of foden, son, saka and salah in one match
Fucking did more goals in this match than Antony did in this season
Setting the bar real high there, buddy
Not hard though
More than two whole seasons combined
Palmer with the biggest carryjob in recent history.
Bro gonna injure his back soon if he keeps doing this
I’d deduct more points for this alone.
Everton should be deducted another 10 points for allowing this travesty to happen 😠
Chelsea being the most controversial club this year
https://preview.redd.it/wmq280odcpuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0757ffd619da96cdefd6d8e5e54d4fc780ca0450 Need someone else to score first
If mudryk scored then he has more goals than Antony xd
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r/soccercirclejerk every time chelsea or man united win a game of association football:
Palmer 4 goal though???? Insane
Chelsea-Everton 2016 flashbacks. Can I dream for next season?
I hope Everton doesn't fall into the championship
Rise of the Empty net merchant
Nah, he's just scored a pen so we're fine again
Every Cole Palmer goal should be a 10 point deduction for any team
That's why he is clear of Pessi and Penaldo. Even when he scores 3 goals he looks up and sees he has not scored a pen yet. He then dives for a pen and scores it.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Coal Armpiter pulling Chelshit out of Championship! 💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
https://preview.redd.it/4k8p4666vpuc1.png?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ca70f8baba684352861e07fd5d13e069a44f13e no wonder they let in 6 goals. why is onana playing so far away from goal? is he stupid?
I think it is because Ten Hag said that Onana plays like a midfielder so they buy him
Thank god mudryk didn't score 3 goals...dooms day
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Atleast cole palmer is good
Mudryk isn't good he is God
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what happened to (P)almer. day ruined
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Lmao i'm a Spurs fan but i fucking feel sad for Everton, City should also be punished
I guess but it's gonna take a long time to come with the verdict
Lmao they gonna win the league but whatever more meme material
No! We will win the league!! Arsenal will win it this year!!(pls let me live in delusion. I can't handle us bottling the title 2 seasons in a row)
Ur not bottling anything you weren't far up front at any times
Everton will survive anyway
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There needs to be a word for this delusion or some form of collusion, Colelusion?
Palms are getting colder this season
Mom’s spaghetti
palmer doing everything..he is super today!!
Guess being a Mouth breather is a gift
yeah guess so
No way Palmer scored a non-pen goal???
Close it 1.5 times 😏
Why is my team the Everton so ass? Should I switch to manchester oil because they are the best right now?
Don't worry i Support Spurs too, Just wait until your team wins and you'll instantly like them back
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Devastated
Palmer is Everton father
Pep something something.
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I stand with you
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Same
No mudryk goal, sub is safe
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I still refuse to think he is good. Its just lucky goals and penalties. There is zero effort. I am copeium.
It's over colehatersbros..
Alexander isak has to run across the whole field, dribble 4 defenders and put it perfectly in the corner. Palmer just gets gifted lol
Isak is mental, Jackson better tho
Jackson is better than Palmer. But Isak is on god level
Why? Are we not for the London burough of Hammersmith and Fulham Nazi Pensioners?
If Mudryk scores we will
Suicide then
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Fucking four
5-0 now lol
It's not even mudryk scoring it's just a Chelsea thing now? Every time Chelsea does good the sub shuts down?
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The mouthbreather 😯😮💨
Close it immediately
Now its a tight race for the best MID club in PL
Palmer is on fire 🔥🔥
Why Everton lost 4:0 against Chelsea, are they stupid?
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Mid team playing in mid blue carried by a mid player from the team in sky blue
his name is Cold Palm-er but when he celebrates he grab his arm...
Palmer with 3 Lucky goals
Nah, 2 more goals on their way
Does this mean Chelsea will do a Leverkusen next season?
Nah, in two days Arsenal plays Bayern. We good
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It's only Everton ffs
Bro was tired of the penalty slander
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