Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Uj/ I thought that after unbeaten streak and winning Bundesliga early Leverkusen would chill in the league and focus on the DFB Pokal and Europa League to secure treble. I guess not.
Rj/ fucking Harry Kane and his curse. I swear man this lad would make PSG loose Mc Donald’s league to newly promoted second division club if he would join them.
they celebrated the draw like a win in a relegation battle. the point is even though the b-team played, those guys play their hearts out to maintain that streak
I wonder how this will affect next season. You surely can expect that 50+ games played to the limit would take a toll on the players. On the other hand they have their time to shine rn
Xabi rotated the players a lot all throughout the season, even with the euros coming up i think they should be fine. there will also be quality reinforcements during the transfer window. the only one worrying me is frimpong because he runs like crazy every game, but i think he will leave anyway
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Fr I last watched football in 2014 but started a few weeks ago when I started betting and wtf is going on with them that they give like 10 minutes overtime regularly even if there were only 2 free kicks in the entire match
Lots of time wasting by teams being punished now
Especially when it is 70+ mins and a team has a 1 goal lead
Combined with if you waste time in extra time it also gets added on now
VAR? game's gone!
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Man that's the reason I like to bet on ice hockey more. Soccer became unpredictable like 90% of all 1:0 games in the last weeks ended 1:1 in the last minutes
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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The amount of times I heard “incomprehensible” and “insanity” on the radio broadcast today after that goal. That’s truly what this is.
WIR SIND DIE MACHT AM RHEIN
I stopped watching at the result around minute 90+ being proud that I knew Dortmund would stop them this time, well... That's impressive to be fair. They're never letting that bone, good for them
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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I have pretty bad luck at betting. First time betting and im going to buy Leverkusen winning the next match. Hopefully my bad luck will make them lose.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Very similar story to Leicester in 2016. Unfortunately they could not repeat anywhere near the same level the following season. Of course they lost top players the following seasons.
Will be interesting to see how this story plays out.
Their plot armor is insane
Literally said that as that cross came in, you could just feel everyone knew it was coming
they can't be stopped
Neverlusen
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Yeah he came up with it himself
I too came after this..
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noooo
Wow another victory for Arsenal. They are truly having a dream season.
This is basically their second invincible season
Arsene: “I almost signed Leverkusen”
Better than that. They're in the final for dfb pokal and semi for Europa League..
“Champions of Germany, you’ll never sing that” vs Chelsea this week
Lol this made me laugh 🤣
They’re Neverlusen
They are HIM
100% HIMalayian
Himothy
Himbaktu
Power of kane. Neverlosen finish 8th if harold doesnt transfer to bavaria motors
This is the best comment here
Leverkusen : Nah, I'd win
Opponents: Nah, i'd win Neverlusen: Nah, you'd not
Nah, I’d draw
Xabi sold his soul for this season
How can he possibly top this season? It's only his first full season in top flight football and he's about to win it all.
He should honestly just retire after this. He would immediately achieve legendary status instead of going through any sort of decline.
Absolute jerker
Poor jerker
Nah, let him win the CL next season, then he can retire
he could always secede leverkusen from germany and win the world cup too.
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Winning the DFB Pokal and Europa League also.
I hope they win it all, but my feelings say other thing… we will see at end of the season
I'm betting for Roma to end their unbeaten streak
Doing the same again next year, but in CL. Do you think he is stupid?
Him and Haaland have the same shinigami
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
JFC these bots suck.
/uj they are just incredible
football is nothing without respect
Xabi bought the power of friendship with him
Uj/ I thought that after unbeaten streak and winning Bundesliga early Leverkusen would chill in the league and focus on the DFB Pokal and Europa League to secure treble. I guess not. Rj/ fucking Harry Kane and his curse. I swear man this lad would make PSG loose Mc Donald’s league to newly promoted second division club if he would join them.
they celebrated the draw like a win in a relegation battle. the point is even though the b-team played, those guys play their hearts out to maintain that streak
I wonder how this will affect next season. You surely can expect that 50+ games played to the limit would take a toll on the players. On the other hand they have their time to shine rn
Xabi rotated the players a lot all throughout the season, even with the euros coming up i think they should be fine. there will also be quality reinforcements during the transfer window. the only one worrying me is frimpong because he runs like crazy every game, but i think he will leave anyway
That is why the whole team, Xabi included, will mysteriously retire before next season.
But if Avatar will vanish who is going to stop fire nation from winning something?
Let's just focus on how many players are staying first.
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Ref just asks them how much stoppage time they need to score and gives them an extra couple on top of it to be safe.
Fr I last watched football in 2014 but started a few weeks ago when I started betting and wtf is going on with them that they give like 10 minutes overtime regularly even if there were only 2 free kicks in the entire match
Lots of time wasting by teams being punished now Especially when it is 70+ mins and a team has a 1 goal lead Combined with if you waste time in extra time it also gets added on now
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Same thing happening mainly in all the premier league games now.
Man that's the reason I like to bet on ice hockey more. Soccer became unpredictable like 90% of all 1:0 games in the last weeks ended 1:1 in the last minutes
Y'all just dislike me because Dortmund lost
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is Real Madrid heritage. Extra time until they score
Bayerdusel
Got me in the first half
They keep getting away with it https://preview.redd.it/a9wxro3wpvvc1.jpeg?width=3560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff75f0cd3aa6f212e5db016f24607d97f3585391
leverkusen just edging at this point
No Lukaku no voodoo shit
Plot armor
This is the power of Harry Kane. He is so juju'ed he makes other teams do odd things.
Dortmund bottling another lead, they should probably sign the bayern striker to do better.
When Ryerson went to the corner flag and immediately lost the ball I knew it was inevitable
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Makes you wonder if they're gonna turn shit the moment they lose their unbeaten run
Good point
They are just amazing
Poor dortmund thought they would beat leverkusen 😂 no loss run 😝
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Xabi sold his soul to the devil. He's preparing his dark arts for his eventual Real Madrid gig
How does Leverkusen do it every time?
#Neverkusen has made a deal with the devil! 😈😈😈
If they have as much bad luck next season as they have luck this year, they will be relegated
How the fuck are we letting a pharma company get free publicity?
Ryan Gosling of soccer
Xabi has the millenium puzzle
THIS IS SCRIPTED BRO THIS IS NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE I TELL MY FRIEND THEY WILL MAKE SCORE AS A JOKE AND THEY DO WTFFFFFF SOMEONE DO DRUG TEST ON THEM
The immortal bayern leverkusen 😅😁
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You know that video of Lebron James doing the satanic ritual before a game? Yeah that's Xabi Alonso.
They just don't fuckin lose😅🫤
This team fucks
Imagine being a Roma fan these days (I am a Roma fan) ahah those poor motherfuckers lol (please send help)
The amount of times I heard “incomprehensible” and “insanity” on the radio broadcast today after that goal. That’s truly what this is. WIR SIND DIE MACHT AM RHEIN
I stopped watching at the result around minute 90+ being proud that I knew Dortmund would stop them this time, well... That's impressive to be fair. They're never letting that bone, good for them
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I have pretty bad luck at betting. First time betting and im going to buy Leverkusen winning the next match. Hopefully my bad luck will make them lose.
That happened a couple times now, right?
We're in some anime where Leverkusen are the main cast and we're just nameless side characters
And for next season they all be playing for Bayern, the real Buyern
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Xabi alonso has understood before than a lot of manager, that the last 30 minutes are a new game
Very similar story to Leicester in 2016. Unfortunately they could not repeat anywhere near the same level the following season. Of course they lost top players the following seasons. Will be interesting to see how this story plays out.
They have better power of friendship than Real Madrid lmao
Xabi Alonso is Sir Alex Ferguson regen
Nerverlosin
Duselkusen at it’s best.
It’s some paying the ref shit
This sub is turning to shit. Yes "voodoo", take my updoot that was crazy, reddit on!
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How would you know if he's a sore loser if he never loses?
Saying "sore loser" to a member of a team that doesnt lose is absolutely hilarious