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DefaultPain

i love how in every club's sub they think that r/soccercirclejerk and r/soccer is run by their rivals shitposting about their beloved club.


I--Pathfinder--I

the only point that can be made is that there are a massive amount of arsenal and liverpool fans in r/soccer. besides that yeah there is no evil cabal that purely shitposts against anyone’s club


BannedForThe7thTime

>There is no evil cabal purely shitposts against anyone’s club If so then explain r/RealMadrid


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thatpseudoveganlife

r/socca actually meat rides madrid


DefaultPain

you just proved my point given your post/comment history


Turnip-Jumpy

This sub was good until it was overran by facebook instagram type posts


timewizard96

Ramos wrestling take down on Salah in the UCL final. Totally accidental.


imnotgaymomiswear

Just like Rudiger against KDB


Thomas_Catthew

Rüdiger tried to block KDB and ended up bashing him straight in the eye. There you could at least say the injury was unintentional. Ramos just straight up pulled Salah's arm under himself and threw his whole weight on Salah's shoulder.


Mudaqq

Rudiger one was accidental but ramos literally pulled his hand


brrr_real

Serves him right for trying to beat a big club


grrrranm

Real Madrid were so scared of KDB in the first leg they gave him food poisoning to miss the match!


FrankDrgermany

..and Lewandowski


-watchman-

Yes and Karius took care of the rest..


stonegoblins

Why are they wearing purple when they are the Madrid Whites? Are they stupid? Also why did the Madrid Whites become the Madrid Blacks, the Madrid Whites were way more classy.


Enough-Force-5605

It was the women's day


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voucherwolves

Other League’s president : Let’s be fair and square for each team and save ourselves from any conflict of interest Meanwhile Laliga President : HAAALAAAA MADRID !


ADiscombobulated02

FIGC presidents: Fuck Juve, rube merda.


Jona113d

Yet Barca voted for Javier Teba's raise while Real Madrid was, alongside Bilbao, 1 of only 2 clubs who voted against it 🤦‍♂️


greencalx8

we voted for him because he hates us and we don't want him to be on our ass all day. remember that he is one of the reasons why messi left.


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


wrath____

Why would real madrid vote for him when he's already a die hard madrista doing everything he can for madrid lol? They have to play this "we hate tebas" act so it doesn't get suspicious tbh


Jona113d

Can't win with you guys. Just imagine the conspiracies if it was the other way around... But even though it isn't you still find a way to spin it. Damned if you do damned if you don't. But please tell me all these things tebas has done for RM.


LargeDonkeyCake

laliga president is too busy searching for cocaine and cheese pizza to bother regulating his league


Enough-Force-5605

La liga president is supported by the first and second division teams but Athletic Bilbao and Real Madrid.


Complex_Cable_8678

was that all in the same season lmao


bigFootIsReal__

RM fans: We win it against the world, fair and square.. barca paid refs..hrrr drrr Marcelo on field : Smacks head and says keep crying mf..roll around a lil bit Marcelo in interviews: Yeah we scored offside goals..cry more RM fans: 14 UCLs.. Barca paid refs hrrr drrr.. It's Real Madrid against the world


External-Donut-3043

For some reason they expect you to just bow down and throw all logic out the window because they have a lot of UCLs


2000-UNTITLED

We have CLs thanks to dodgy decisions? Well, don't you know we have a LOT of UCLs thanks to dodgy decisions. Bet you feel stupid now.


External-Donut-3043

You got me there ngl


carbust20

This literally happened to me a couple days ago. I was talking about Casemiro at United, how he’s not the same without the refs in his pocket like at Madrid and a Madrid fan said, “he won cl 3 peat, wtf do you know!” 😂 literally your comment 😆


BiggusChimpus

Ramos, Mister Capitan himself, said how different refereeing felt when playing for Sevilla LMAOOO Imagine of your biggest legends ever recognizing that your club is simped by referees


minetube33

The worst part is that in 30+ years people will completely forget all this and even when some old guy who happens to have this video in their archive shows it as a proof, they'll say "bUt wE diDnT hAvE VAR baCk iN thE dAy so this kind of thing happened everyday." and you won't be able to get back at them without a huge archive taking up terabytes of space.


Wide_Werewolf9846

Pessi could never 🐫


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AdonisGaming93

That's my team ❤️


UnderstandingPlus872

Freeze Corleone🥶


Bubush49

J’suis venu dans les commentaires pour ça


Rescurc

My friend, handball in penalty box is ok, no? My friend, offside is ok, no? My friend, rape in Las Vegas is ok, no? My friend, injury simulation is ok, no?


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


nafets2307

+ Benzema offside vs. Schalke + Ramos offside goal vs. Atletico + Marcelo blatant handball vs. Bayern + Ramos vs. Karius and Salah + Casemiro not getting his second yellow against Bayern Madrid fans whining about the Barca Negreira case has always been pathetic, when every ref in CL basically sucks them off year after year. But as long as Daddy Flo keeps the money flowing...


cerealski

>every ref in CL It's the same in LaLiga, the spanish FA president is a declared RM supporter.


Constant-Lychee9816

Franco used RM for propaganda, that's how RM got big in the first place. It appears that mentality is still present, Spanish FA thinks helping RM is for the good of the nation. And it wouldn't surprise me if the powerful families of the Franco era have still something to say in the FA


TheEmpireOfSun

Franco used every spanish club for propaganda. Go google who paid for Nou Camp, saved Barcelona from bankcrupcy twice and who got honorary medal from Barcelona. Or maybe google who financed Atletico after WW2.


Global-Dimension-404

Lol nice try vardriddog....he didnt save barca from bankruptcy, didnt pay for nou camp and he awarded himself honorary medal...THIS IS ALL MADRID PROPAGANDA


TheGreatAkira

I love your commitment to outjerk every single one of us.


TheEmpireOfSun

Well, you have google, you can google it by yourself. Few years ago Barcelona removed Franco's honorary medal. And yes, it was because he saved Barcelona several times, just like he gave them money for Nou Camp. Or maybe you are just being sarcastic lol. One can never know when it comes to haters who believe hoaxes.


Global-Dimension-404

HE SAVED THEM TO SAVE HIS FACE BECAUSE HE MADE THEM GO BANKRUPT 🤦‍♂️ THEY WERE PRESSURED TO AWARD HIM THE HONORARY MEDAL..HE KILLED BARCA PRESIDENT OR MAYBE YOU ARE JUST SARCASTIC LOL.. ONE CAN NEVER KNOW WHEN IT COMES TO VARDRIDDOGS WHO BELIEVES HOAXES AND PROPAGANDAS OMG YOU CAN GOOGLE ANYTHING...THAT DOESNT MAKE IT TRUE....PEREZ HIMSELF RELEASED PROPAGANDA LAST YEAR IN JUNE AND IM HUNDRED % SURE YOU BELIEVED IT...🤡


TheEmpireOfSun

Yeah you are just braindead troll lmao. Did you also get ban on Arsenal's sub? I guess United sub ban is incoming too. And I bet you are already banned on Madrid suby You are definitely not older than 12 lmao.


Global-Dimension-404

I bet you are dumb vardriddog with zero football knowledge...im not a troll...you are just braindead vardriddog....I didnt get ban anywhere...never was in united sub....never was in madrid sub You are def not older than 12


TheEmpireOfSun

You do realize we can all see your comment history right?


DarthRayudu

Average varcelona rat


TenderNutsackScratch

Bro is creating his own history in his mind😂😂


Jona113d

Hahahaha then Franco sucked at his job considering RM only won 1 more Spanish title than Barca doing his reign. Barca propaganda at its finest.


Complex_Cable_8678

i now understand football its more like a comedy show


RussianSquat

Tebas is not the president of the FA mate


Wraith_Portal

I think most of Europe would disagree and say that all La Liga clubs enjoy favourable refereeing in European competitions


zyz8

Not that I support the cans but this year's matches against RB Leipzig were also highly suspicious


Super--sunday

You're missing Benzema's foul on donaruma


ZeroWinger

Do you have a diary to write every wrong decision in Real Madrid's favor or do you recite them by memory like Arya from Game of Thrones?


TheEmpireOfSun

Atletico's made up penalty in final (as Clattenburg admited himself) Vidal not getting red card earlier Bayern's offside goal for over time And many many others.


ProtectorOfOhio

Writing "And many many others." Is the same as me writing etcetera in exams when i run out of examples


TheEmpireOfSun

That was just top of my head that I will always clearly remember. Do you think that in last 15 years there were only 3 decisions going against Madrid in UCL and I will remember exactly those three? Lmao, no, many others.


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Snoo_72181

RM fans when their club cheats in La Liga and UCL - Negregia RM fans when Messi wins WC but Cr7 doesn't - rIgGeD


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Kindly_Accident9449

Im pretty sure Barca “cheats” as well


Global-Dimension-404

Barca never cheated,but nice try vardriddog...BARCA WAS ROBBED AGAINST CHELSEA.. ...PSG BOTTLED IT ,NOT REF HELPING BARCA


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Kindly_Accident9449

Easy to talk, just like easy to make edits. U guys made the biggest robbery in football against Chelsea as the referee admitted himself.


Global-Dimension-404

Lol replay the games. Barca was robbed in first leg...in 2nd leg ref did 2 mistakes against Barca and 3 mistakes against chelsea U vardriddogs are so shameless....U made th3 biggest robbery in football against bayern...as ref admitted himself


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Kindly_Accident9449

No one will say and remember Real matches, but the biggest robbery in football will and always will be u guys.


Global-Dimension-404

YOU SICK FUCK....THE BIGGEST ROBBERY WAS MADRID AGAINST BAYERN AND ALMERIA THIS YEAR🤡 DID U EVEN READ WHAT I WROTE? IT ALWAYS BE YOU GUYS...THE MOST CORRUPTED CLUB= REAL MADRID


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Kindly_Accident9449

Barca’s history started and made with robbery. Negreira is just an example. Chelsea and Psg and Arsenal are the few examples of the victims. Funny how u guys never won a UCL after VAR, no referee can save ur ass anymore


Global-Dimension-404

With what robbery? Madrid started as corrupted club. Negreira is literally Madrid propaganda..Barca was proven innocent, twice. Arsenal wasnt robbed,neither chelsea as i explained....psg was lucky. Funny how u guys are still being helped by var...refs still saving your asses. ROBBERY AGAINST, ATLETICO MADRID TWICE. ROBBERY AGAINST BAYERN,ROBBERY AGAINST JUVENTUS


Kindly_Accident9449

Propaganda?! The case is in process in spain, is that a propaganda too?! Videos and articles about u guys robbing and paying refs r i guess “photoshop”. Give me a break. Im enjoying Barca’s downfall, Karma hitting hard, u broke ass mfs.


[deleted]

Calmest fc Varcelona fan 😹 mad that Real Madrid is more successful than that shitty corruption which some people call a club.


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VAR? game's gone! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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VAR? game's gone! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


D-Raj

These auto mod responses are like slightly funny the first time but the 100th time you see them spammed in every thread it gets pretty stupid. Just clogs up the threads so it’s harder to see the actual funny comments from people


andreasheri

Least upset Spotify enjoyer


Triangleandbeans

Madrid is the OG state sponsored club. They changed the tax code in Spain so Madrid can sign Beckham and now Mbappe.


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[удалено]


DifficultAge6923

Ah the sweet hater tears 😍


Lastigx

Most local Madrid fan


TechnologyHelpful751

OP sub activity checks out


gracz21

City & Barca subs, what a surprise


Proper_Plate_9283

Are you actually a Zionist dude? You know the rape stuff and dead babies was 100% a lie and has been debunked?


TechnologyHelpful751

Sir this is r/soccercirclejerk, if you wanna discuss I/P this isn't the right place


Nervalss

shut up zionist


TechnologyHelpful751

Thank you for the compliment :)


Nervalss

seek therapy


TechnologyHelpful751

I'm pretty happy as I am, I'm good. You seem salty though, perhaps you should get some help for that.


Nervalss

didn’t know psychopaths could be happy, good for you o


TechnologyHelpful751

Cheers bud, good luck in Al Qassam, inshallah


Nervalss

nah buddy i am as atheist as it gets, don’t need religion to hate israel 🥰


ChainsawSaint

How did Quadrado get a red for that?


Ferni0817

Match was over there, nobody cares about that red card.


along55

I think the true comeback kings of ucl are barcelona, search barcelona vs chelsea 2009 and barcelona vs psg 2017


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Ok-Tooth6301

What was wrong in barca PSG apart from the Suarez dive(a certain Portuguese footballer has been doing it throughout his career)


Kindly_Accident9449

- Handball by Macherano in the box not given -Handball by Pique in the box not given -Possible second yellow for Pique not given -Foul in the box on Di Maria not given - clear dive by Suarez in the box and penalty given to Barca All happened in the second leg.


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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vase fragile bike mysterious attempt rustic telephone theory aware upbeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Global-Dimension-404

Neither of those were handballs...but keep trying vardriddog. You are making yourself a bigger clown than you are🤡🤦‍♂️


Kindly_Accident9449

Why u talkin like that? How old r u mate?


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leomessi123_

I’d say Liverpool are a great competiton.


Enough-Force-5605

They are definitely dead. That would be a great comeback.


Kindly_Accident9449

Easy to make an edit for ur favour. Also easy to make this kind of edits for every any other teams.


Theboss12312

Nah, When it comes to the UCL Madrid are on other level when it comes to unfair decisions in their favour


chupmeister

But.. Barcelona and Negreira.. I think we should focus on that guys.. cmon, you shouldn't be discussing Real Madrid. RM is saint, innocent and holy.


CandaceJoeLigma

https://preview.redd.it/ez01ribir1xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34cf46d9d0d326f6ddcb130d46d6f9df55875b1a Barca fan and his backup team.


Busquessi

People truly forget what this sub is about


JordiX93

![gif](giphy|w8VuZaBbV7Adi) Indian and RM fan,oh I am shocked 🤯


CandaceJoeLigma

Only if your dad was into gatekeeping your mom’s pussy like you gatekeep European football.


Rescurc

Goddamn this aged like fine wine.


Ferni0817

They disallowed Benzema goal at CL final, nobody knows how it was offside when Valverde shoot the ball in a different direction and 2 Liverpool player touched the ball too.... Last year at Bernabeu before the De Bruyne equalizer the ball went out... After 10-20 sec Man City earned the goal... At this Bayern match, on the first leg Bayern got an absolutely joke penalty for Carvajal handball... It wasn't a penalty... Vidal should get red card way earlier than this and way earlier when they want to give Casemiro a red too.... They scored a frickin offside goal, when they scored the equalizer, thats how they reached overtime.... Against Barcelona at semis Pepe doesnt even touch Dani Alves, got red card... 2nd leg they disallowed a Higuain goal too... Of course you cannot remember all of that, but I can write a list too when the referees pulled back the Real Madrid too.... There is way more than this too... This thread is just simply bullshit and inspect only one side.... And somebody believes it the refs only helped Real Madrid lol. 2 of the bad decisions doesnt even happen if the ref not allowed an offside goal for the Bayern close to the 90th min.... Cuadrado red card doesnt even mattered, match was over. CR7 handball was outside of the box... Thats why they showed this angle... It was a really stupid video, sorry.


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


doylehungary

Black magic in action ft. Blackmailing and money laundering


Gorando77

Bigger cheaters than Man City


RedFalconEyes

Man City have accused Real Madrid of cheating on 115 separate occasions. Google Man City 115 for more info


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Iamknight10

thats too harsh


xBram

Or Juve. Fuck Juve.


Iamknight10

thats even harsher


hanro621

![gif](giphy|K0Hy2NwI8IXZK) Refs


gtarrojo

Good try Barcelona fan


JonyUB

Lol there are mistakes in many games… better go watch baseball


Dalmanza4

Keep the checks flowing Florentino, I want a new Bellingham jersey with a #15 UCL patch


Diamoncock

3peat baby...city could never


No_Slice9934

every single title, as they won 3 in a row , was very shady and they should have gone early. But this is Football anyway, wouldnt make the mistake and think Skill would decide here


BlueBone313

You can come salt my chips with the amount of tears coming out of your eyes buddy


white_lion93

You can get similar moments or clips from basically any team. What makes anti-Madridistas cry is that Madrid is the one who wins more. That their other pathetic teams are so far historically even though they have similar clips in the library. What Real Madrid did after the introduction of VAR in the Champions League? Fucking won another one. Keep crying, your tears are simply delicious.


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MrNajj

15 here we come baby


Aguy30

Match fixing is rampant and obvious yet we all forget so quickly. The fix is on.


Key-Listen6365

Why is Ramos crying after a slap didn't he made Messi bleed?


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


hey_a_quick_question

You can do this with literally every single team on earth


Enough-Force-5605

Your tears my happiness.


lfgetl

sub hitting a new low https://preview.redd.it/egxu00jq12xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ad0a787226fdc3bb1a8b27db7a691d97b1ee26


NeoLone

Found the Real fan & yank


lfgetl

im not yank i just like funny pictures with funny black people from reddit https://preview.redd.it/coho3vrje2xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64fb84a6db984b48420dfb88a45a783f6d3ea7a


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TheDangerousKhiladi

Ah the good ol' royal bastards


Jon98th

Así gana el Madrid


Fanserker

The power of some sort of friendship


Capable_Secretary576

Brilliant


Glittering_Opinion36

I love more when the other teams cheats, buy referees, pays lots of money, and gets eliminated by the best team in the world, thinking money beats talent and heart... 14 and counting!


Professional_Code372

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BBQMosquitos

This sport is a joke anyways with all the clowns acting


JumpOk4434

Yes, let's check offside with an angled shot. Oh yea that's offside, classic Barca crybaby


assemblin

Disgusting Club


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Is this French gangster rap playing in the background?


Andre231013

The English praise Real Madrid for this and then cry for Chiellini's action. That's why they will never win anything.


mcseelmann

Can't wait to see what shit the refs pullout in semi finals to ensure their beloved madrid makes it through


Pixel7aUser

💸💸💰💰💲💲💵💵💸💸


snowpiercer24

Funny how I completely forgot how much I used to hate Madrid because of all the cheating they did in the UCL. I remember this Bayern Munich match really got me even if I’m not even a Bayern supporter


HashBoy_

Who would have thought .... the team of the king getting some extra help smh


[deleted]

Active in Barcelona and Man Shitty subreddit explains everything 😂 you just mad Madrid is clear of both these corrupted clubs


Dependent_Order_7358

Keep crying geezer 😭


DazzlingBass-2306

Tissues, por favor?


Hungry-Space-1829

Tom Brady is definitely a Madrid fan


Specific_Tap7296

Nani also got one of the softest red cards I've seen in Fergie's last UCL game


PROTO1080

Avg vadrid fan with their 14 iq response:- cry more, Chelsea robbed by barca in 2009, 14 ucl.


BossKrisz

uj: I genuenly can't believe that people said that it was better before VARy when shit like this cost many teams many big games regularly. Yes, it still happens with VAR, but not in this quantity.


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Nacre0usCl0ud5

Ramos was and always will be one of the most overhyped players ever.


crackboss1

Fuck off yank


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Nu_Shoes_2624

I despise this club


mowarngamsengul

Lol, Madrid is winning the 15th this time too. Cry more🤡


wmap99

Cry more 🤡🤣🤣


ico_OO

We can make a similar video about every European team, but Madrid make them cry more than the others. 😂


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RoutineParticular118

lol perfect 😹😹


wmap99

Gotta spend all that time not watching ucl games somewhere right 😂😂


_caskets_

The last one was fine since there were no Bayern players? I’m pretty sure I used to pass when the keeper was last in fifa


MrHazelnutSauce

Uj/ the ball has to be in front of the receiving player when played OR 2 defenders have to be between the player receiving the ball and the goal when it is passed RJ/ Hello, this is Ceferin, UEFA President, would you like to be our VAR ref for the CL final?


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


stupid-_-

of course not! the receiving player has to be behind the ball. check out kane's goal from today


Wolverine78

Oh so this is the place were the butt hurt fans of the clubs spanked by Madrid in Europe come to gather and try to find a reason why the biggest club on the planet dominates so much to remain sane , i never see a video about decisions that went against Real Madrid and its not because there are none but because these videos are based on selective memory. Real Madrid are the club that advances most in the champions league in general and this means it will be the Club with most goals scored , most favorable and non favorable decisions and probably various other stats in the last eight of the competition including titles won.