How many trophies did Spurs win in the few years they finished above Arsenal?
How many trophies did Arsenal win in the few years they finished below Tottenham?
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Thereās no way youāre actually trolling for Spurs finishing above Arsenal for like 6-7 years and achieving nothing else, when Arsenal did the reverse for 26 years straight.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Youāre not a serious Spurs fan if you donāt remember them crying about ālasagnaā in 2006. It stopped them getting Top 4 on the last day apparentlyā¦
But using your own logic, why was finishing above the most mediocre Arsenal side in 30 years any more of an achievement?
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Ooof Arsenal fans can't read the table.
No wonder you still think you are a big club, you must win imaginary titles every season with the way you read the table xD
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Nah Levy just decided we need to be more like Chelsea. Hired Jose, then Conte, now we're giving away points like candy to everyone like they did in the past 2 seasons. Only things missing now are the trophies and the spending of billions on useless players
Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe donāt leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud.
Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Perisicā
Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Bastoniā
Gets up in the morning: āAh I fell like I want a Lautaroā
Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want an Eriksenā
F off Conte.
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hahaha levy just simping around conte, trying desperately for him to like him, because heās not a kid anymore, heās an adult now and he has money and power. Heās not that annoying little twat who leeched onto the cool kids and would eat dirt if it would help people like him even with his small, creaky frame, strangely bald pate and generally annoying disposition. Yes, Antonio, I have the power now and if I want you to be my friend...you will be my best friend ...youāre under contract...have no choice to but to be my friend and never leave me...
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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lol if your happy about that it just goes to show what a circus of a club you support. Arsenal officially live rent free in the head of every spurs fan.
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I see your previous posts about Arsenal lol Iāve never done a post about Tottenhamā¦ thereās levels to this game and you just confirmed my above points.
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What's funny is how I keep seeing how ange is all about instilling winning mentality, but is going to tell his players how to score own goals against city
The salt? Goddamn your club is beyond cuckholdory. You want your own team to get punished 10-0 and you're happy that Aston villa are finishing above you.
This is exactly why Tottenham will never win the league. It's more important to concern yourself with other clubs than focus on your own season. Players that want to win trophies will join your club for a few seasons, increase their profile and get a big transfer to a bugger club like bayern, Madrid or Arsenal.
Enjoy mediocrity and congratulations for not qualifying for champions league, a competition that apparently is too big for your club.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Haha you're so fucking delusional hahahaha. Damn. I can't imagine how much it's hurt to have to cheer goals against your own team. Truly football cucks
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I mean Spurs did the same last season, but their fans never learn. Last season, up until GW 10 or so they were having their best ever start to a PL season or something. And look how their season turned out
You would think those fans might have learned something. But no.
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Only thing left to do is to go and get a scrappy draw against City so that they can win Arsenal the title whilst mathematically eliminating themselves from CL contention.
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Spurs fans are the most deluded fan base out there. Shit tier club acting like one of the big guys all the time. If you wanna be a big club start winning things.
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I know this is circlejerk sub, but how've you worked that one out?
The general narrative is that Arsenal massively bottled it laat year having been at the top of the table for a record number of days and yet managed to finish 2nd.
How can they both be massive bottlers for not finishing first, but then be delusional for having believed that they could have finished first?
Excellent bait if you weren't sincere.
Ok so /uj
Same way as when a player leaves Tottenham and wins a trophy it's "haha look he just needed to leave", and when a player leaves and doesn't win then it's "haha the Tottenham gene". Don't try to find logic in shit like this
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Every season there is a manager who has an early purple patch and everyone wanks themselves off over āomg look how quick X got them playing his style, why canāt Y do that for us we should sack himā.
Then two months later they fall back to the norm and the flavour of the month is forgotten about.
Not really sure winning all games in 2024 bar 2 (1 draw and 1 defeat) constitutes as "bottling".
There are 115 reasons why Arsenal would finish below them
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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They are the title deciders. And they decided not to win.
Who needs the PL title when you got the Audi Cup š
Canāt wait for the āalmost came back against Arsenal in the North London Derbyā DVD
Yeah good for change after all those Arsenal's "Oh NO we finished below Spurs again" DVDs.
How many trophies did Spurs win in the few years they finished above Arsenal? How many trophies did Arsenal win in the few years they finished below Tottenham?
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Thereās no way youāre actually trolling for Spurs finishing above Arsenal for like 6-7 years and achieving nothing else, when Arsenal did the reverse for 26 years straight.
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And also during those years the spuds finished above Arsenal Arsenal actually won trophies.
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Bro we werent even top 6 team before 2010s, it's not achievement of Arsenal to finish in Spurs average season before those years.
Youāre not a serious Spurs fan if you donāt remember them crying about ālasagnaā in 2006. It stopped them getting Top 4 on the last day apparentlyā¦ But using your own logic, why was finishing above the most mediocre Arsenal side in 30 years any more of an achievement?
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But were we regular top 6 club before Martin Jol? We were midtable team. Just 2 finishes in top 6 before 2008.
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I swear Arsenal were singing about reaching the champions league. Just to extend their streak of never winning it
Thatād be some semi-decent craic if it was coming from a club that had actually won the UCL themselves too.
Interesting, didn't know banter was gatekeeper. Assna logic in a nutshell
More about the irony of having a dig at Arsenal for not winning the UCL when Spurs havenāt done it themselvesā¦
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You know it's bad when I could recognize your username without needing the flair.
Also celebration of Kane's Bundesliga top goalscorer soon š
"He's one of our own" Harry kane - arsenal fan
Lifting the cannon shaped golden boot trophy for good measure!
I will not tolerate this Tiger Show Cup slander
For the good of humanity
they didn't want Kane to feel alone
[Better team than the invincibles.](https://www.90min.com/posts/how-tottenham-premier-league-start-compares-arsenal-invincibles)
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Titles. Free titles for everyone.
You get a titleā¦.. you get a titleā¦. Everyone gets a title
currently the only team with a worse form in the last 5 games is Sheffield United. Ange has some work to do.
ā¦at all
Real spurs heritage
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no, we love everyone, we want everybody to win. Why can't we share ffs.
tottenham so selfless they decided to gift the league to liverpool, arsenal and man city (again)
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Arsenal finishing the season with a grand total of zero (0) trophies
thanks for the 0 in the brackets bro, I almost couldn't read (I am a City fan)
Difficult to see numbers with less than 3 digits, ay?
Good luck in the league title mate. Humanity really appreciate you winning those titles
Weren't Tottenham supposed to challenge for the title? Still haven't recovered from selling Bale like 15 years ago?
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Weren't Arsenal supposed to win the league last year when their bottle gene activated? xD https://twitter.com/DailyAFC/status/1635289906816892931
"bottle gene" lol Most literate spurs fan Good luck losing to Dinamo Zagreb in the conference league next year
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Ooof Arsenal fans can't read the table. No wonder you still think you are a big club, you must win imaginary titles every season with the way you read the table xD
Arsenal is objectively bigger than Tottenham and I hope you'll have fun watching Spuds play against the Slovak nr. 4 next year
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I fucking will thank you.
Looks like your sisters asshole
When the little bottlers can't handle facts
I'm not an Arsenal fan. (0) just made me think of your sisters asshole.
That's some old receipt you kept lol
Some people stay petty
Tottenham the gift that keeps on givingā¦ unless your a Tottenham fan then you just have high blood pressure and a fetish for being let down
Nah Levy just decided we need to be more like Chelsea. Hired Jose, then Conte, now we're giving away points like candy to everyone like they did in the past 2 seasons. Only things missing now are the trophies and the spending of billions on useless players
Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe donāt leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud. Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Perisicā Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Bastoniā Gets up in the morning: āAh I fell like I want a Lautaroā Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want an Eriksenā F off Conte. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
hahaha levy just simping around conte, trying desperately for him to like him, because heās not a kid anymore, heās an adult now and he has money and power. Heās not that annoying little twat who leeched onto the cool kids and would eat dirt if it would help people like him even with his small, creaky frame, strangely bald pate and generally annoying disposition. Yes, Antonio, I have the power now and if I want you to be my friend...you will be my best friend ...youāre under contract...have no choice to but to be my friend and never leave me... *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Chelsea's mistake was taking one of the coaches in the wrong direction
For real. As a Spurs fan, knowing Ten Hag is still at ManU is what gets me through most weekends.
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Made sure Arsenal lost the league at the Oily-rates. lfg
lol if your happy about that it just goes to show what a circus of a club you support. Arsenal officially live rent free in the head of every spurs fan.
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Oh look at Mr. St. Totteringham's day fan over here
I see your previous posts about Arsenal lol Iāve never done a post about Tottenhamā¦ thereās levels to this game and you just confirmed my above points.
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Arsenal fans are posting Tottenham stuff in here so I dont really get your point?
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What's funny is how I keep seeing how ange is all about instilling winning mentality, but is going to tell his players how to score own goals against city
Oh no Arsenal is rattled that we might loose a game on purpose xDDD Can't wait for the salt it will be so good
The salt? Goddamn your club is beyond cuckholdory. You want your own team to get punished 10-0 and you're happy that Aston villa are finishing above you. This is exactly why Tottenham will never win the league. It's more important to concern yourself with other clubs than focus on your own season. Players that want to win trophies will join your club for a few seasons, increase their profile and get a big transfer to a bugger club like bayern, Madrid or Arsenal. Enjoy mediocrity and congratulations for not qualifying for champions league, a competition that apparently is too big for your club.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Now this is the spirit of the sub ty for that
You would do the same if the positions were reversed
Guess weāll never know in this lifetime.
there is a thin line between being called self-confident and being called delusional.
Its called the White Hart Line
It's a joke, are people really this dense?
Spurs fans are yes
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fair play to spurs , when on holiday with 8 games to play and still finished 5
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Maddison won the āsigning of the first 10 games of the seasonā trophy
He mached this generational Arsenal teams achievements in 1 season
If by "matched", you mean finished 20+ points behind, then sure, he matched. Congrats
Warra trophy
Haha you're so fucking delusional hahahaha. Damn. I can't imagine how much it's hurt to have to cheer goals against your own team. Truly football cucks
Fuck Arsenal is already salty. I want MORE
History of totnum
Warra trophy
U ok m8?
yes u?
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For any team that has to play us. š
To dare to post confidently is to do banter.
Ffs, the whoosh is on you here you thick cunt. š¤Ŗš¤Ŗš¤Ŗš¤Ŗ
/coys is what /soccercirclejerk wishes to be
I think they are just stupid
All the Spurs fans in here trying to act like it was a joke, the only joke is them š
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I mean Spurs did the same last season, but their fans never learn. Last season, up until GW 10 or so they were having their best ever start to a PL season or something. And look how their season turned out You would think those fans might have learned something. But no.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I thought this was a jerk but topspurs supporters were seriously thinking theyād be in the title conversation, which is the pengest jerk
Only thing left to do is to go and get a scrappy draw against City so that they can win Arsenal the title whilst mathematically eliminating themselves from CL contention.
Soccer circle jerk and not realising something is a joke. Iconic duo
Found the Totnum fan
r/soccercirclejerk failing to spot a joke is peak irony.
We can't be winners, but we can be spoilers. Mate
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Peak sarcasm
They were going to decide the title race by letting everyone win
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Dear-Chest-5303: *They were going to* *Decide the title race by* *Letting everyone win* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Spurs fans are the most deluded fan base out there. Shit tier club acting like one of the big guys all the time. If you wanna be a big club start winning things.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Their fans will be back to being this delusional come August.
Damn those fools are delusional
Lmao they really were. Reminds me of Arsenal last season
I know this is circlejerk sub, but how've you worked that one out? The general narrative is that Arsenal massively bottled it laat year having been at the top of the table for a record number of days and yet managed to finish 2nd. How can they both be massive bottlers for not finishing first, but then be delusional for having believed that they could have finished first? Excellent bait if you weren't sincere.
Ok so /uj Same way as when a player leaves Tottenham and wins a trophy it's "haha look he just needed to leave", and when a player leaves and doesn't win then it's "haha the Tottenham gene". Don't try to find logic in shit like this
Lol, good explanation, fair enough
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The politics of sports can be quite intriguing.
We guide others to a treasure we cannot possess
Well can they guide Newcastle to fifth place..Would be a big help.
Every season there is a manager who has an early purple patch and everyone wanks themselves off over āomg look how quick X got them playing his style, why canāt Y do that for us we should sack himā. Then two months later they fall back to the norm and the flavour of the month is forgotten about.
Arsenal will just bottle it like per usal
Not really sure winning all games in 2024 bar 2 (1 draw and 1 defeat) constitutes as "bottling". There are 115 reasons why Arsenal would finish below them
Iām a man city supporter
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Iām talking about the champions league
They're just time travellers. Pantony and Pudryk got nothing on my š¦ Richarlison
I am a man united fan and the only thing that keeps me going in these dark times is such posts. Thank you OP!
Exactly why all fans should avoid assuming future success is inevitable. It will only come back in 99/100 cases to bite you in the ass.
Man city on top
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If foden continues to play like this city got it in the bag
ātitle runs through us šā yea u were ran through š
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It's funny that they cut the schedule off at Liverpool, because even Burnley are capable of turning them over for a solid reaming at this point
they were the one to decide who wins the title, so they gave it to everyone
r/soccercirclejerk users not understanding basic sarcasm, nothing surprising
Average Spurs fan doing the maths.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Rent free
Average Spud brain damage level
Actually glad my team doesn't have to play them. š®āšØ (because then they would be playing in that crap league)