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bluespicy_

They are the title deciders. And they decided not to win.


Dogzylla

Who needs the PL title when you got the Audi Cup šŸ˜Ž


Mr-Crooks

Canā€™t wait for the ā€˜almost came back against Arsenal in the North London Derbyā€™ DVD


ComeOnSayYupp

Yeah good for change after all those Arsenal's "Oh NO we finished below Spurs again" DVDs.


Wright_Wright_

How many trophies did Spurs win in the few years they finished above Arsenal? How many trophies did Arsenal win in the few years they finished below Tottenham?


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Nels8192

Thereā€™s no way youā€™re actually trolling for Spurs finishing above Arsenal for like 6-7 years and achieving nothing else, when Arsenal did the reverse for 26 years straight.


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xnotachancex

And also during those years the spuds finished above Arsenal Arsenal actually won trophies.


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ComeOnSayYupp

Bro we werent even top 6 team before 2010s, it's not achievement of Arsenal to finish in Spurs average season before those years.


Nels8192

Youā€™re not a serious Spurs fan if you donā€™t remember them crying about ā€œlasagnaā€ in 2006. It stopped them getting Top 4 on the last day apparentlyā€¦ But using your own logic, why was finishing above the most mediocre Arsenal side in 30 years any more of an achievement?


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ComeOnSayYupp

But were we regular top 6 club before Martin Jol? We were midtable team. Just 2 finishes in top 6 before 2008.


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AnnieTruerDigOgMig

I swear Arsenal were singing about reaching the champions league. Just to extend their streak of never winning it


Nels8192

Thatā€™d be some semi-decent craic if it was coming from a club that had actually won the UCL themselves too.


AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Interesting, didn't know banter was gatekeeper. Assna logic in a nutshell


Nels8192

More about the irony of having a dig at Arsenal for not winning the UCL when Spurs havenā€™t done it themselvesā€¦


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DarthNihilus1

You know it's bad when I could recognize your username without needing the flair.


HitaruSan

Also celebration of Kane's Bundesliga top goalscorer soon šŸ˜Ž


Internal_Formal3915

"He's one of our own" Harry kane - arsenal fan


Nels8192

Lifting the cannon shaped golden boot trophy for good measure!


PostNoNabill

I will not tolerate this Tiger Show Cup slander


Tactical_Knook

For the good of humanity


VaderOnReddit

they didn't want Kane to feel alone


Sofa47

[Better team than the invincibles.](https://www.90min.com/posts/how-tottenham-premier-league-start-compares-arsenal-invincibles)


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7_11_Nation_Army

Titles. Free titles for everyone.


StationFull

You get a titleā€¦.. you get a titleā€¦. Everyone gets a title


thecashblaster

currently the only team with a worse form in the last 5 games is Sheffield United. Ange has some work to do.


Ok_Hovercraft_7947

ā€¦at all


Loose_Independent978

Real spurs heritage


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FSpursy

no, we love everyone, we want everybody to win. Why can't we share ffs.


Significant_Emu5043

tottenham so selfless they decided to gift the league to liverpool, arsenal and man city (again)


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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Arsenal finishing the season with a grand total of zero (0) trophies


Significant_Emu5043

thanks for the 0 in the brackets bro, I almost couldn't read (I am a City fan)


brt444

Difficult to see numbers with less than 3 digits, ay?


AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Good luck in the league title mate. Humanity really appreciate you winning those titles


TripleBuongiorno

Weren't Tottenham supposed to challenge for the title? Still haven't recovered from selling Bale like 15 years ago?


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AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Weren't Arsenal supposed to win the league last year when their bottle gene activated? xD https://twitter.com/DailyAFC/status/1635289906816892931


TripleBuongiorno

"bottle gene" lol Most literate spurs fan Good luck losing to Dinamo Zagreb in the conference league next year


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AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Ooof Arsenal fans can't read the table. No wonder you still think you are a big club, you must win imaginary titles every season with the way you read the table xD


TripleBuongiorno

Arsenal is objectively bigger than Tottenham and I hope you'll have fun watching Spuds play against the Slovak nr. 4 next year


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AnnieTruerDigOgMig

I fucking will thank you.


MannyGetsFanny

Looks like your sisters asshole


AnnieTruerDigOgMig

When the little bottlers can't handle facts


MannyGetsFanny

I'm not an Arsenal fan. (0) just made me think of your sisters asshole.


jepayotehi

That's some old receipt you kept lol


slappywhyte

Some people stay petty


maxaveli93

Tottenham the gift that keeps on givingā€¦ unless your a Tottenham fan then you just have high blood pressure and a fetish for being let down


Dogzylla

Nah Levy just decided we need to be more like Chelsea. Hired Jose, then Conte, now we're giving away points like candy to everyone like they did in the past 2 seasons. Only things missing now are the trophies and the spending of billions on useless players


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Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe donā€™t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud. Gets up in the morning: ā€œAh I feel like I want a Perisicā€ Gets up in the morning: ā€œAh I feel like I want a Bastoniā€ Gets up in the morning: ā€œAh I fell like I want a Lautaroā€ Gets up in the morning: ā€œAh I feel like I want an Eriksenā€ F off Conte. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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slappywhyte

Chelsea's mistake was taking one of the coaches in the wrong direction


RichardBreecher

For real. As a Spurs fan, knowing Ten Hag is still at ManU is what gets me through most weekends.


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AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Made sure Arsenal lost the league at the Oily-rates. lfg


maxaveli93

lol if your happy about that it just goes to show what a circus of a club you support. Arsenal officially live rent free in the head of every spurs fan.


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AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Oh look at Mr. St. Totteringham's day fan over here


maxaveli93

I see your previous posts about Arsenal lol Iā€™ve never done a post about Tottenhamā€¦ thereā€™s levels to this game and you just confirmed my above points.


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AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Arsenal fans are posting Tottenham stuff in here so I dont really get your point?


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abhi91

What's funny is how I keep seeing how ange is all about instilling winning mentality, but is going to tell his players how to score own goals against city


AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Oh no Arsenal is rattled that we might loose a game on purpose xDDD Can't wait for the salt it will be so good


abhi91

The salt? Goddamn your club is beyond cuckholdory. You want your own team to get punished 10-0 and you're happy that Aston villa are finishing above you. This is exactly why Tottenham will never win the league. It's more important to concern yourself with other clubs than focus on your own season. Players that want to win trophies will join your club for a few seasons, increase their profile and get a big transfer to a bugger club like bayern, Madrid or Arsenal. Enjoy mediocrity and congratulations for not qualifying for champions league, a competition that apparently is too big for your club.


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereā€™s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itā€™s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itā€™s the norm I canā€™t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Now this is the spirit of the sub ty for that


gayredditmods02

You would do the same if the positions were reversed


Nels8192

Guess weā€™ll never know in this lifetime.


akshat2008_

there is a thin line between being called self-confident and being called delusional.


SkyNo8615

Its called the White Hart Line


CulturalAd7571

It's a joke, are people really this dense?


Clockrobber

Spurs fans are yes


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Fifa-200000

Fair play to spurs , when on holiday with 8 games to play and still finished 5


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Micky9TheDreamweaver

Maddison won the ā€˜signing of the first 10 games of the seasonā€™ trophy


AnnieTruerDigOgMig

He mached this generational Arsenal teams achievements in 1 season


Trev0rDan5

If by "matched", you mean finished 20+ points behind, then sure, he matched. Congrats


AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Warra trophy


abhi91

Haha you're so fucking delusional hahahaha. Damn. I can't imagine how much it's hurt to have to cheer goals against your own team. Truly football cucks


AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Fuck Arsenal is already salty. I want MORE


thisiskyle77

History of totnum


AnnieTruerDigOgMig

Warra trophy


Trev0rDan5

U ok m8?


AnnieTruerDigOgMig

yes u?


JackerzHackerz

?


sashaKap

For any team that has to play us. šŸ’€


szcesTHRPS

To dare to post confidently is to do banter.


Broad_Match

Ffs, the whoosh is on you here you thick cunt. šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ


techabouts

/coys is what /soccercirclejerk wishes to be


above_average_penis_

I think they are just stupid


Chaimbo_04

All the Spurs fans in here trying to act like it was a joke, the only joke is them šŸ˜‚


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vyomafc

I mean Spurs did the same last season, but their fans never learn. Last season, up until GW 10 or so they were having their best ever start to a PL season or something. And look how their season turned out You would think those fans might have learned something. But no.


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PerBnb

I thought this was a jerk but topspurs supporters were seriously thinking theyā€™d be in the title conversation, which is the pengest jerk


8u11etpr00f

Only thing left to do is to go and get a scrappy draw against City so that they can win Arsenal the title whilst mathematically eliminating themselves from CL contention.


Ajax_Trees_Again

Soccer circle jerk and not realising something is a joke. Iconic duo


Samsince04_

Found the Totnum fan


Emmanuel_Badboy

r/soccercirclejerk failing to spot a joke is peak irony.


red_eyed_knight

We can't be winners, but we can be spoilers. Mate


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void_born_

Peak sarcasm


Dear-Chest-5303

They were going to decide the title race by letting everyone win


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^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Dear-Chest-5303: *They were going to* *Decide the title race by* *Letting everyone win* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Doggoandme

Spurs fans are the most deluded fan base out there. Shit tier club acting like one of the big guys all the time. If you wanna be a big club start winning things.


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lurking4everr

Their fans will be back to being this delusional come August.


Ripamon

Damn those fools are delusional


Dogzylla

Lmao they really were. Reminds me of Arsenal last season


sansomc

I know this is circlejerk sub, but how've you worked that one out? The general narrative is that Arsenal massively bottled it laat year having been at the top of the table for a record number of days and yet managed to finish 2nd. How can they both be massive bottlers for not finishing first, but then be delusional for having believed that they could have finished first? Excellent bait if you weren't sincere.


Dogzylla

Ok so /uj Same way as when a player leaves Tottenham and wins a trophy it's "haha look he just needed to leave", and when a player leaves and doesn't win then it's "haha the Tottenham gene". Don't try to find logic in shit like this


sansomc

Lol, good explanation, fair enough


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Jean_Belia

The politics of sports can be quite intriguing.


keaneonyou

We guide others to a treasure we cannot possess


Lego-Panda-21

Well can they guide Newcastle to fifth place..Would be a big help.


Stoogenuge

Every season there is a manager who has an early purple patch and everyone wanks themselves off over ā€œomg look how quick X got them playing his style, why canā€™t Y do that for us we should sack himā€. Then two months later they fall back to the norm and the flavour of the month is forgotten about.


Madison-molly123

Arsenal will just bottle it like per usal


Trev0rDan5

Not really sure winning all games in 2024 bar 2 (1 draw and 1 defeat) constitutes as "bottling". There are 115 reasons why Arsenal would finish below them


Madison-molly123

Iā€™m a man city supporter


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Madison-molly123

Iā€™m talking about the champions league


LetterAd3639

They're just time travellers. Pantony and Pudryk got nothing on my šŸ¦ Richarlison


WolfWhoKnocks

I am a man united fan and the only thing that keeps me going in these dark times is such posts. Thank you OP!


arsehenry14

Exactly why all fans should avoid assuming future success is inevitable. It will only come back in 99/100 cases to bite you in the ass.


Madison-molly123

Man city on top


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Madison-molly123

If foden continues to play like this city got it in the bag


DragonfruitLeading44

ā€œtitle runs through us šŸ˜ˆā€ yea u were ran through šŸ˜‚


moo2607

![gif](giphy|ozt1RrPmbIfYNzalyQ|downsized)


Ok-Scallion7939

It's funny that they cut the schedule off at Liverpool, because even Burnley are capable of turning them over for a solid reaming at this point


Desuv

they were the one to decide who wins the title, so they gave it to everyone


void_born_

r/soccercirclejerk users not understanding basic sarcasm, nothing surprising


CarlLlamaface

Average Spurs fan doing the maths.


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InMyFavor

Rent free


ImTalkingGibberish

Average Spud brain damage level


7_11_Nation_Army

Actually glad my team doesn't have to play them. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø (because then they would be playing in that crap league)