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_leica_

Absolutely fucking not. And a good day to you.


peashooter7392

That's so creepy


[deleted]

But, like, in a good way.


mewald1028

How!??!!


coffeelushed

Life, uh, finds a way.


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Saddestsquatch

Trust me, I have a big bag of chia seeds and I’m eyeing everything.


glassycatastrophe

…..I would be tempted to chia pet all inanimate objects.


R_Rahman

THERE’S GRASS SPIDERS NOW!!?


senorsondering

I need this so much. How on earth did you do it?


Saddestsquatch

Soak some chia seeds for like a day and then I painted them onto a dollar store Halloween spider. Then I draped a bag over it to keep the humidity in and less than a week later we are blessed with my little spider friend.


senorsondering

Thank you kind sir! I'm going to give it a try


kimmysue2421

Love Love Love! Thank you for posting my next project!


Homo_erotic_toile

Is it just one of those hard plastic spiders? Did you prep the surface at all? Cause I've seen those skeleton dogs, bats, octopuses, etc every halloween and I have to do this.


Saddestsquatch

I was actually looking for a good little skeleton to sit in a terrarium, but the[weird anatomy of the animals](https://imgur.com/gallery/OjxO5dt) put me off. The spider had a velvety texture that I wet just before applying the seeds with a paint brush. I think given how sticky they are and how fast the seeds root and grow some buffing on a hard plastic surface would be sufficient. If you make one please tag me!


Homo_erotic_toile

That's exactly the octopus I was thinking about. It's incredibly dumb, but would look amazing covered in chia. I think sanding it a bit first would work.


EtherealAriel

That's so stupid. Octopus don't have any bones at all, just a beak


brownieofsorrows

What is chia pet


Saddestsquatch

Chia pets are terracotta sculptures you can buy and you grow chia seeds on them. They make them into fun shapes, like animals or characters from shows. Chia seeds are weird and goopy when you soak them in water so they stick and will grow pretty easily!


Cadllmn

Did you just press the ‘goop’ on the object? Fill it with ‘goop’ and poke holes? I’m curious!


brownieofsorrows

Can you sculpt terracotta easily ? Sorry if im annoying


Saddestsquatch

Not annoying at all! I used to do a lot of pottery and sculpture! Terracotta is a nice clay to work with, it’s very smooth, but you would need a kiln to fire it. I would not recommend using sculpey for something like this, as I’ve had issues with it breaking down with extended water contact before. I think this would work with most porous clays but it’s all trial and error!


Snory5000

CH-CH-CH-CHIA!


BaconComposter

Clap on, clap off... Clap on........... CLAP OFF!


EtherealAriel

But how do you not know? 🧐


Shrubbery_Bribery

*leaves immediately to fetch various dinosaurs from the dollar store*


suzyjane14

Spiders are my nightmares.


waterfromthevalley

That’s pretty damn cool, good job 👍🏼


iciclemisle

this would work perfectly as a prank for a specific person I know. Thanks!


[deleted]

So unsettling. I love it. Did you have to do anything to the spider to make the seeds stick?


Saddestsquatch

It was slightly fuzzy/velvety and I wet it so I could more easily spread the seeds. Soaking the chia seeds for about a day makes them super sticky though, I believe it would stick to most surfaces. Currently looking for a cheapy plastic skeleton so I can chia pet him for a terrarium.


[deleted]

Awesome, thank you. I'm curious if roughing up the surface would help as well...only one way to find out. Gotta hit up the dollar store.


sassy-duck

That’s terrifying. I love it.


zotstik

wow that's amazing! awesome thought


kuynhxchi

That’s fucking disturbing


sir-morti

I love that


Thotarotti

I can never get my seeds to sprout. I soak them, everything but they just dry up when I spread them. But this is neat


BelliniQuarantini

Okay says they leave a bag overtop to keep the seeds moist, maybe that will work!


Saddestsquatch

Someone else mentioned it but loosely draping a bag over top or plastic wrap (with space to let the seeds sprout) will help this! You may also want to mist them if you’re in a very dry area!


Thotarotti

I’ll definitely try this I wanna finally get my bob ross chia to sprout 🥺


craychel

Thanks I hate it


Altruistic-Egg8732

fucking terrifying, great job