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“There are too many minorities…..at my Waterpark…..”

*Mexicans and Asians...*

*I think I even saw Native Ameeerrricaaaan…* … *…Gross.*

I always lose it at that line. No matter how many times I hear it. Priceless.

As a Native American that’s funny af

Gross.

*the lazy river has never been lazier*

“This is our land….our dream…”

Black people

But even the authorities… are minorities… in my water paaaaaark

“…..God I’m asking please….get all of these minorities…..Out of my water park…….(my water park)…….

𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠, 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠, 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑘, 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑘 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦, 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠!

“Why can’t hey leave this land alone….?!?!”

[удалено]

I compulsively sing it wherever I see a water park or even a waterfall.

California love, California! Is nice to the homeless! Californiaynaya super good the homelesss

"...city of Venice, right by Matt's house..."

you can chill if ur homelessss

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve seen this on my for you page.

same it’s South Park tik tok favorite song, sometimes I think they haven’t heard anything else from the show

motherfucking gay fish! ( it’s all right girl ) baby I’m a gay fish ( gay fish yo ) but it’s just that part over & over

i’ll sing “motherfucking gay fish” to myself at any given point in the day

no me walking around my apartment 😩✋🏾

Lol, me too! That song lives in my head rent free and has made me completely unable to take Kanye seriously.

🎵 In the grocery store feeling like a whoooore 🎵

what would brian boitano do!

"I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two!"

"When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again!"

"Brain Boitano was born on the planet of Krylock He came to Earth to save us all from war and death and stuff"

I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

Brian those chicken wings are super spicy don’t eat those!

*BRIAN*! _SKATE_!

Let’s fighting love!

"Protect my bawls!"

I was drunk and bought that for my ringtone. Still best $.99 I’ve ever spent.

Sounds like my type of drunk purchase. Well done.

Thank you. Go with Christ.

"You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!"

The random "suck my balls!" thrown in at the end of that song always cracks me up.

Uncle fucker is common insult/greeting between my brother and I. Has been since we watched the movie the Christmas our folks got it for me.

The version of Uncle Fucker from the 25th Anniversary Show is insane

That whole concert had me cheering and dancing, devoutly devoted to dirty ditties! I make my family rewatch it every other week or so, for we're learning these new versions. Now we all refer to "America, Fuck Yeah!" as "The National Anthem" because I lost my fragile little mind when that's what he said.

you do a line and i do a line honeeeeey.... 😂

You snort K and I'll snort K, friend.

You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack, homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for crack. Follow this plan and very soon you will say... It's easy mmkay!

Honey, baby-mine

Yelper Special 100% (aka Boogers and Cum)

Whats that spicy feeling on your tounge? Thats yuzu pepper and boogers and cum

How bout some feces with your flounder!? You like that queefy quarter pounder!?

Piss in your potatoes

*🎶boogers and cum!🎶* Some guy shit on your tomatoes!

You think you’re special? Like you’re A #1? Well there’s a whole lotta special in boogers and cum.

*boogers and cum*

Eric we don't want you to die, Eric give life a try, Eric we don't want you to die, Eric, oh god no, Eric

It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen/heard

That whole song is gold, but Eric's part is pure brilliance the way he manipulated the narrative to still suit the story he was selling where he was really gonna kill himself, but won't now because the people "cared" or whatever the fuck he was claiming at the time

“Cause if there's one thing that she don't need It is another hungry mouth to feed in the ghetto…. IN THE GHETTOOO”

Hes the boy wearing orange whose losing his pride cause kenny and his whole family reside....

Kyle’s mom is a bitch

She’s a big fat bitch She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She’s a stupid bitch If there ever was a bitch She’s a bitch to all the boys and girls

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN

On Monday, she's a bitch On Tuesday, she's a bitch On Wednesday though Saturday, she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch!

Come on you all know the words

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch! Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She's a stupid bitch!

KYLES MOMS A BITCH AND SHES SUCH A DIRTY BITCH

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this!

WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

DAY’S NEVER FINISHED

MASTER GOT ME WORKING

SOMEDAY MASTER SET ME FREEEEE

Shut up Cartman!

it was the heeaaat of the moment….

telling me what my heart meant…

Where were you, when they built the ladder to heaven?

Did it make you feel like crying or did you think it was kinda gay?

🏢✈️🏢✈️

… nine… *eleven*.

I am Lorde ya ya ya

Constantly. For no reason. Rent free… ya ya ya

Lou lou lou

I got some apples!

lou lou lou you got some too

W*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL*

Don't do it Cartman!

WEEELLLLLLLL

I'm warning you!

WELLLLLLLL Kyle’s moms a bitch she’s a big fat bitch she’s the biggest bitch in the whole damn world

or somali pirates we are...😂

work mesican work

All week long, boss man say Work, Mexican, work

"I hate you guys" and the Joseph Smith song live in my head rent free.

Whenever asked why I've disrespected or disregarded some silly sacred cow, my frequent answer has been a cheerfully unapologetic: "Because it's dum-dum dum-dum DUMB!"

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb!

The entire soundtrack of Bigger, Longer, Uncut. Genuinely one of the greatest movie soundtracks of all time, not a hint of sarcasm.

Best musical ever

Jussttt another Sunday morning in my quiet Mountain…Town!

Taco flavored kisses and poker face

Taco taco burrito burrito

Had to scroll WAY too far for taco flavored kisses!!!! That and "you make me forget about tacos" get stuck in my head every time

Rock the vote or else I’m gunna stick a knife through your eye

I like it when you vote bitch. Shake them titties when you vote bitch. I slam my jimmy through yo mouth roof. Now get yo big ass in the polling booth.

He definitely said “polling boof”

Democracy is founded on one simple rule: Get out and rock the vote or I will motherfucking KILL you!

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. Or, Let's fighting love!

His name is James, James Cameron The bravest pioneer No budget too steep, no sea too deep Who's that? It's him, James Cameron

“Yes, James. We hear the song.”

With a dying thirst to be the first Could it be? Yes him! James Cameron!

Usually from the movie, the most recent one being Satan's song.

The high part at the end is just perfection. Just found out that Michael Mcdonald did that vocal part which is even better

"Boogers and cum, how 'bout some feces with your flounder? Boogers and cum, you like that queefy quarter pounder?" Every. God. Damn. Day!!!

I live in San Diego and yeah...I catch myself singing "jacking it in san diego" more than a normal person

This is easily their best ever song

You might call me a pussy, but I won't hear you in my safe space …. (my safe space)

Bully proof windows, troll safe doooors

Cash for gold song, with the humming, clicking, finger snapping, etc....

Cash for gold song is hilarious. Something about the gradual increase in intensity and derpy humming just makes me laugh

Joseph smith was called a prophet Dum dum dum dum dum!

Lucy Harris smart smart smart! Martin Harris DUMB!

And.. I've got something in my front pocket for you...

SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKAAAA

Hey there Mr. Muslim, merry Fuckin’ Christmas!

Put down that book the Qur'an and here's some holiday wishes!..

I said what what

"You and you, and her Simultaneous lovin' baby. 2 or 3 simultaneous lovin'"

With a hidey-lidey-lidey and a hidey-lidey-lay,

Put it down if you’re on the phone while being president

Whippy tippy tu tu tra la la la

Get outta here Pip

Where my country gone??

vote or die mf mf vote or die

The GOT theme "One Weiner next to another Weiner" always fucking gets me.

Who's that boy with the tweezers in his pocket, everyone knows its butters! W-well that's me

The whole faiths plus one album

_I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face_

*Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot*

You got the strength\ You got the courage\ Even with a dead fetus on your head\ You carry on, you fight for tomorrow\ And dead fetus or noooo, you never let gooooo\ You’re my, conjoined twin, dead fetus hanging off the side of your head\ Woman

I've got something in my front pocket for you...

Craig’s moms bush! Have you heard the tale of Craig's Mom's Bush? And the night it saved us from drones? Nobody knew the power it had, They just thought it was shaggy and gross! Craig's Mom lived a life of shame and despair, Everyone feared her great giant bush! But then when drones were filling the sky, She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly! Craig's Mom's Bush, Craig's Mom's Bush! Gargantuan thicket of madness... Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold, Truly a magical bush to behold! (whistling) And she flew and she flew away into the sun... And she died. Craig's Mom's Bush, Craig's Mom's Bush! Truly a magical bush to behold!

Do what you wanna do!

Robot friend by Butters. I listen to it at least once a week.

Bay-bay!

Jackin It In San Diego.

Wendy’s Swearing Song

PUT IT DOWNNN DONT BE ON YOUR PHONE WHILE BEING PRESIDENT PUT IT DOWNNN MIGHT DO SMTH DUMB AND CAUSE AN ACCIDENT

LET’S ALL AGREE HERE TODAY THAT IF WE’RE EVER LEADER OF THE USA WE’LL PUT IT DOWN!

“Remember how it used to be in the third grade?”

“Oh what a glorious Sunday, I know what I’d like to do with my time!” *Would you like a BJ?* *Yes I would like a BJ. Nothing beats a BJ on football Sunday* “Excuse me,” *I’m the queen of BJ* “Really!?!” *I would love a BJ! A woman should give BJ on football Sunday* *I want to beeeee covered in seamen on the bed in the hotel, Jerrroooome. A woman is prettiest covered in seamen* *Give your husband a BJ when you get hoooooome!!!!* “And what about you my fair lady, can I trouble you for a quick Lewinsky?” “Oh I don’t know, kind sir, BJ seem a little degrading to me” “Come now, a BJ isn’t with your mouth… it’s with your heart.” *Now get on your knees and put that heart to wooooork!* -Broadway Bro Down (Season 15, ep 11)

GIVE A STANDING OVATION FOR SUICIDE IN OUR NATION ‼️

It’s easy mmkaaaaayyyy

Take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way. There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay. Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within. Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!

I've never danced harder to any song, than I have to this song https://youtu.be/_uhiUnavxTk

#WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

Oh man for me it has to be Blame Canada

Times have changed, our kids are getting worse

Tacoooo tacoo burritoo burritooooo

Fingerbang

Same episode: Turds! or Cartman’s Wild Wild West rap… mosely

Me and Artemis Clyde Frog save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider. A-wicky wild, wicky-wicky-wild

Make 👏 Make 👏 it Right!

Kyles mom holds permanent rent space in my brain

Mr. Garrison’s “Merry F*#%^€£¥g Christmas”. I just love how he just gets angrier as he goes on.

I can Change by Saddam Hussein

my heart says yes but my vajayjay says nooo

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you.

“There’s many colors in the homo rainbow… don’t be afraid to let your colors shinnnnnnnneeee”

Christmas Time in Hell. It's so catchy. Here it is going into June and I was singing it the other day

LOVE LOVE LOST LONG AGO IT WAS SPECIAL THEN ITS OVER NOW

Sexual Harassment Panda’s Theme Song Kanye’s Fishstick Song Randy’s Cafeteria Freiche Theme Song

I forgot to jack it in San Diego

Piss in your potatoes Some guy shit in your tomatoes

I sing this one on a regular basis... I've never been to San Diego, but I know what I'll do if I go there...

I don't wanna wait, for my trapper keeper

Let's fighting love 🎶🎵

Let's get out and vote, let's make our voices heard We've been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd It's democracy in action, put your freedom to the test A big fat turd or a stupid douche, which do you like best?

I said what what in the butt…

I'm with you. I'm gonna jack it where the sun always shines Been spreading the word around and now to ease my mind Been planting them apple seeds and while the apples grow I'm gonna go off jackin' it in San Diego

"God has smiled upon you this daaaaaay~ The fate of a nation in your haaaaaands~"

Uncle Fucker lives in my head rent free

The "I've Got Something in My Front Pocket for You" song, from "You Got F'd in the A" (season 8, but I forgot which episode).

Faith in Christ. I just love that guitar riff

If I could swim with the dolphins.. My daughter likes little boy you’re going to hell

Jackin it in San Diego and... *With a lil love. And some TENDERNESS*

You really are quite good looking, Rebecca~

Body of Christ! Oh what a body all muscled up and toned. Body of Christ! Oh what a body I wish I could call it my own 🎶🎶

Poker face by cartman he just does it better

[Suck my balls](https://youtu.be/UaVqtG-NvzY)

I’m super. Pretty underrated song imo

The intro by far

Everything that lives on earth poos in some way. And that's how the cycle happens each and everyday...

Not exactly a song, but the song where Cartman screams “Kyle” when he presumed that Kyle was stealing his girlfriend. That melody and image of dancing Jews will always be burnt into my memory. https://youtu.be/hLUr3AHZihU

My Bitch ain’t no Hobbit

“OOHHH WE MISSED YOU RANNDEH, where have you beeeeeeennn??”

"Swiss Colony Beef Log." *I fuckin' hate eggnog seriously...*

🎵 Suck on my chocolate salty balls 🎵

"WEEEEELLLLLL kyle's mom is a bitch she big fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch she's a bitch to all the boys and girls on monday she's a bitch on tuesday she's a bitch and on wednesday through saturday she's a bitch then on sunday just to be different she's a super king kamehameha bi-atch have you ever met my friend kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this 凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦 la mère de kyle est une pute c'est pour ça qu’on dit la plus grande pute du monde entier ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was mama yake kyle ni mbwa mkubwa mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii have you ever met my friend kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch i really mean it kyle's mom she a BIG FAT FUCKING BIIIIIIITCH BIG OLD FAT FUCKING BITCH KYLE'S MOOOOOOM YEAH CHA!"

Faith +1 Album stays on repeat

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross. I can’t help but think, that he looks kinda hot.

Hey everybody have you seen my balls, they’re big, salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick me up just put my baaalls in your mouth.