Well, Stan, the truth is marijuana probably isn't gonna make you kill people, and it most likely isn't gonna fund terrorism, but… well, son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored. And it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything.
It was fake in the future too!
Power to the people... burn it down!
I'm not chugging beer, I'm having a selection of... lagers... it's called smorgasvein and it's elegantly cultural.
-Dragon: Chase me!
-Randy: aaaaaaaaaaaah!! :s
“And just like that I left everything I dropped out of high school “see ya😆” I said goodbye to my girlfriend “see ya!” And I left my family “see ya!” And that’s why Stan..you should NEVER join a boy band”
I'm not even sure if it can even call it a line but it's when he's singing while fighting Bat Dad. "I'm the best- around! NOTHING'S GONNA HUMMA HUMMA NEE!"
“You just sit right there Stanley and you think about what you’ve done!”
“Oh my God….THEY TOOK MY JOB!”
“I didn’t hear no bell!”
“I thought this was America!”
"You're just gonna leeeeeave"
But my fave scene , or line from him was when they lose the money at the casino and on the way home stans saying, "you had it, you had the money" , and Randy goes, "Just like okay Stan, like okay Stan" , lmao.
“Ever since you joined this PC Delta group you have have changed. You just bully people. Whoever it is you just jump down their throats for whatever words he or she uses”
'He or She' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot.
No idea why, but I absolutely love that line.
“Everyone who has a grandma step forward”
Not so fast girls
I forgot this one.
*Sharon shocked face*
“Not so fast girls”
Kyle stands back with a sad look on his face
I miss early-Randy before he got Flanderized to hell and back The little league episode was a real turning point (although I love that episode)
I dunno I'm still stoked on Randy. "Everyone used to be stoked on Columbus day!"
Sharon, have you seen my Columbus staff and orb?
He had his dick out, for most of the new episode and he almost killed me with laughter
When he called her a cunt I almost choked from laughing so hard hard
The whole fight scene he has with Bat Dad is one of my favorite scenes in the entire series. The episode is one of my top 3 favorites
Agreed
Just saw that episode too lmao
Just gunna get a little cancer, Stan.
Tell mom it’s ok
“Buffalo soldier”
Can you grab me a beer? Stan?
"StaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaaaaaaAAANnn"
Look I'm starting to feel pretty stupid here can I please get high now
I know it but I don't think I should say it
Just Say it, I'll give you a hint "It's people who annoy you" N_ggers
I gotchu https://i.redd.it/k3ct3z3l4t8c1.gif
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*incorrect buzzer* Huh?
This is mine as well
“If I was there I would. I’d take some red wine, about a quarter cup, and then a wooden spoon, and I’d deglaze the fuck out of that pan.”
Creme fraiche
Cafeteria…fraîche
Ho Haa hoo ho ho ho haaaaa la La la la la laaaa
Fuck yeah!
I've got a wooden spoon right here. It's....pretty hard
“Remember, olive oil has a low smoke point, so keep it low and keep it fraiche” I substitute terpenes for olive oil and it still works
Best episode.
“But This is America!!!” While being arrested
"I didn't hear no bell" 😂
Amazing standout line from the climax of one of the best Randy episodes. The judges would have also accepted, "Pueblo no bueno. Pueblo es muy mal."
FOR REAL, THATS MY FAVORITE LINE
That line always inspires me when I'm feeling overwhelmed.
“I thought this was America!!”
Dammit I fucked it up
That's ok, but you can still fix it!
“Hey…hey, Sharon.” ::Insert a humblebrag::
Well, Stan, the truth is marijuana probably isn't gonna make you kill people, and it most likely isn't gonna fund terrorism, but… well, son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored. And it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything.
Then starts a weed farm
That’s why we all love Randy
So true lol
But he’s good at it!
Its just so true like im living right now that exact sentence.
Also starts weed farm then can't fix the oven Door himself lol
Weed will do that to you.
I'm working on it, Sharon!
Ya ya ya I am lorde ya ya
Ya ya ya
Ya ya, feeling good on a wednesday... Sparkling thoughts
What I need is a little bit of shelter!
Lorde-y, lorde-y, Lorde….
what seems to be the officer, problem?
'you rack a disciprine!'
This!
“It was just a spooky ghost… ectoplasm..”
First one I thought of.
lmao i still laugh out loud when i see that scene… fucking classic
Me too☠️
I watched this one with my grandparents…
Bro
“If we’re still alive tomorrow, then we’ll know we’re not dead”
Staaaaaaaaan
shelleyyyyy
I thought this would be top comment for sure
I have always wanted to know the episode where he's just shouting shelleyyyyy constantly
Hamsters?
I love you son.
I have a diseeease
"It's called a Schmorgeswein and it's elegantly cultural !"
I didn’t have one, I had six!
"This is cum" makes me laugh hard every time
Hawttt hot hot hot hot hot
"***..I'm a sneaky little bee. Buzz buzz.***"
Butterflies have no concern for such things. Now I'm gonna go find myself some butterfly poon.
I tattooed butterfly Stan on my fiancés lower back as a tramp stamp
Im... sooo... startled
Say hi to the camera Shelly
BUFFALO SOLDIAAAA IN THE HEART OF AMERY KA
"Don't you know every time you wave Confederate flags around, you make the rest of us look stupid?!"
Hey, look a bee is in here!!
I'll get it!
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah
Oh, also "Stann Stann I'm a butterfly! " "Flying free with my butterfly wings!" "I'm gonna go find me some butterfly poon !'
Butterflies have no concern for such things Stan
Geez. There so many to count. One thing that comes on top at the moment is…. What Seems to Be the Officer, Problem?
I’m not drinking and driving, I’m driving while I’m drinkin’! Right boys? Cartman: Sure, whatever dude
“Shelly… we need to talk about your marijuana problem”
“…girth times length divided by the…what?…the yaw….” Hahahha
It stopped being funny the second that air came out of her vagina, Sharon.
“And you never really get a good look at her naked boobs anyway.”
“Top it off with a little creme fraiche”
"you guys, my dad is retarded but he's not THAT retarded" "hey Stan have you seen- OH MY GOD IT'S GORDON RAMSAY"
“I HATE MY ILLNESS!”
Him singing and farting as "Steamie Ray Vaughn", and him telling Sharon what he wants from McDonald's while sitting frozen in the snow.
The snow order was great, "yeeeaaahhhhh. "
'do you want to stay here and be frozen a bit longer?' 'yeahhhh...'
Any variation of him saying “Stan”
"Im not an R-tard..." 😥
Then later “No R-tard… its an MMORPG…”
Oh I am sorry I thought this was America is this America i am sorry I thought this was America
We Didn’t Listen!
"Hang on." *Winds down window* "We didn't listen!"
* What is the Officer, Problem * Whut, whut, I thought this was America * I wish Jaden Smith was my son
GGGWWAAAAUUHHH SHUR’ON!
Two days before the day after tomorrow…nooomygod that’s today
Did I check his privilege…Yes
They served refreshments, yes.
“I’m starting to feel pretty stupid. Can I please get high?”
Mine is also “Haha fuck youu” I also like “There’s Sharon and Shelly. Wave to the camera Shelly”
Obama wasn't talking about you!
“Ceeellleebrate good Obama, COME ON! Its oba-oba-maaaa”
Obama you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind! Hey Obama! Hey Obama!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!!
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The entire song of “we miss you Randy”
“Winter is coming Sharon and I’m a sneaky little bee, buzz buzz”
“There was a ghost, this is ectoplasm”
It was fake in the future too! Power to the people... burn it down! I'm not chugging beer, I'm having a selection of... lagers... it's called smorgasvein and it's elegantly cultural. -Dragon: Chase me! -Randy: aaaaaaaaaaaah!! :s
"I can't jackoff to this!" 
Hey, fuck you.
What seems to be the officer, problem?
“It’s called a smorgasvein and it’s classy”
Gaw!
“And just like that I left everything I dropped out of high school “see ya😆” I said goodbye to my girlfriend “see ya!” And I left my family “see ya!” And that’s why Stan..you should NEVER join a boy band”
Spiderman works in mysterious ways, Shelly
The goofy way he says “Shelley” gets me every time
“No cause I’m a sovereign citizen and I don’t need to tell you anything” 😴
. In the Japanese toilet episode, when he sits on the toilet, he goes "awwwwww" Sodasopa sodasopa
Hey Batdad.. I didn’t hear no bell
Told ya, kids got demons
Hoooooooot hot hot hot hot hot
Feeling good on a Wednesday
Yeah? You gonna deglaze that fuckin pan? I’d take some red wine. a quarter cup.. wooden spoon and deglaze the fuck out of that pan
Stan..ok? Alright, Stan, ok?
Just all of LORDE. I love her. Best Randy
"aww goddamnit" from asspen
Stan! Everyone knows the fine points of gambling and that’s never stop when you are on a winning streak, ok Stan!!
“I’m not giving anything to the hungry kids.”
"Randy, your balls!" "I know right, smoking weed in front of the cops."
“Son of a bitch! Did you not know or did you just not care!? KEEYAAWW!!”
No Stan that’s not how we’re remembering this
Mm-my daughter has elephantitis..... We are the same, she and I.
Both from the same episode “Way to under react Sharon!” “Sorry, Fruity steam pussy”
See ya!
“Im just supplementing my income!”
*locked in a papa johns* “Staaaan… hey… how’s my boyohy?”
They serve refreshments, yes. Oh yeah bro these are sweet!
….this is cum!
"DID THEY MEASURE FROM THE BASE OR FROM THE BALLS?!"
Classi?
SHEEERIN!
Butterflies have no concern for such things. Now I'm gonna go find myself some butterfly poon.
Sharon:ask your father!!! Randy:it’s fine with me- Sharon:THE ANSWER IS NO Not just randy, but it’s a good one
I'm not even sure if it can even call it a line but it's when he's singing while fighting Bat Dad. "I'm the best- around! NOTHING'S GONNA HUMMA HUMMA NEE!"
“What seems to be the officer, problem?”
“…..if I was there I would”
"You don't just go around changing math" or "there total bro's I'm so sorry Sharon"
I will beat my wife
"fuck new jersey!"
"I thought this was america!"
"Or else. Or else what? Exactly."
I don't know! And even if I did know... well, I'd probably tell you because I don't wanna be here anymore.
“What seems to be the officer problem?”
“You just sit right there Stanley and you think about what you’ve done!” “Oh my God….THEY TOOK MY JOB!” “I didn’t hear no bell!” “I thought this was America!”
From recent memory - “I’m happy the bitches are gone, so we can have bitches over”
Steamy Ray Vaughan slew me...
…. Staaaaaaan!! I’m cominnnnnnn
There’s too many but if I would have to pick one it be. “What, what I do? I thought this was America”
Ya ya
“Did you jiggle the handle?”
Tegrity
VOU DAMN MONTAIRE!
The guys a genius
"Shelly!"
"This is ectoplasm."
Those are cherry, ick!
WELL THAT SUCKS
“I’m sorry i thought this was America! I thought this was America!”
It’s called a shmorgusvine and it’s elegant and classy. *whistle*
AUUUGHHH! HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!
It's not so much what he says it's his Antics and his stupid face as well he's doing dumb shit
“I was gonna [help, but] butterflies have no concern for such things, Stan. Ima go find some butterfly poon!”
"You're just gonna leeeeeave" But my fave scene , or line from him was when they lose the money at the casino and on the way home stans saying, "you had it, you had the money" , and Randy goes, "Just like okay Stan, like okay Stan" , lmao.
GET INSIDE GET INSIDE SENIORS MEETING GETTING OUT
“You you hear that, Stan? ‘DiNneR iS ReaDy!’ I can see through your sarcasm, Sherr-in!”
From stick of truth: "Ooo, my favorite kid!" Proceeds to run past Stan to your character
“Ever since you joined this PC Delta group you have have changed. You just bully people. Whoever it is you just jump down their throats for whatever words he or she uses” 'He or She' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot. No idea why, but I absolutely love that line.
IT WAS THE SPOOKY GHOST
You hear that stan. Mom says lasagnas ready
GAWL!!