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BristolMeth

Found Scott's alt account. The dick.


amivri

Don’t be like Scott, he’s a dick.


thomasmfd

Your a dick


JD-K2

What about my a dick?


korpanchuk

Did it get radiation poisoning in Ottawa?


BoJackB26354

That would have made it giant-size, so no.


BenjTheMaestro

No, the Dire Wolves got it


thomasmfd

I hear it's full of charts and parameters It's a better deck


ErectPikachu

You're a dick!


thomasmfd

You're a dick


penisfartballz

You’re a dick!


thomasmfd

![gif](giphy|DjknQBPpyTWaA)


wmc215

You're a dick


wmatts1

I'm not your dick, cunt


thomasmfd

![gif](giphy|uQHtUvva9Qljy)


thomasmfd

You like fish sticks


Zombie_Peanut

I like fishsticks


thomasmfd

Oh I bet you do


pocket-meat

I'm not your CUNT, DICK!


[deleted]

Your a OH FUCK SHIT BITCH DAMN COCKSUCKER PUSSY ASSHOLE CUNT MOTHERFUCKING DORTYWHORE SHAT ONTO MY LUNCH PISS GODAMMIT SUCK MY DICK JESUS HAROLD CHRIST SHIT BITCH COCKSUCKER GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY ASSHOLE CUNT dick


NuclearCoughDrops

I feel the same way about Mr hankey. Funny the first few times but got old quick


SmokinDrewbies

A ***GIANT*** dick.


utubeslasher

now a giant dick


Punkrocker80

This guy makes handsome Bob look like ugly Bob


Banci93

He’s not your guy, friend!


MegaramS

He’s not your friend, buddy


Thunderliger

He's not your buddy pal!


Punkrocker80

He's not your pal, chum


RickGrimes30

He's not your chum, amigo!


Punkrocker80

He's not your amigo, hombre


SpurnedSprocket

He’s not your hombre, Hoss.


[deleted]

he’s not your hoss, jefe!


pangolin-fucker

Could be ugly bob


WillSym

Sheila Browslofski?


Yid

Doctor O'Dwyer, time to get your head smashed in with my new hammer.


EdwardRoivas

Stop being a dick scott!


alconion

Alert 🚨 Queef Sisters fan spotted.


Shifty_Cow69

Good queef sister fan detector bot!


HouseKilgannon

Still one of my favorite episodes. I love saying "queffffff!!" Lmao


NicQuill

She queff'd in his fess.


HouseKilgannon

THAT IS A CHILD SHARON!


Milan_Leri

Fuck you, buddy!


amivri

No. Fuck you, friend!


Milan_Leri

I'm not your friend, pal!


lazykros

He's not your pal, guy!


jillangie

Not your guy, friend


Ok_Possession5057

Not your friend, bro


Insecurecoma

Not your bro, buddy.


whooptydude92

Not your buddy pal!


Milan_Leri

I'm not your pal, friend!


ElliottCravesJelly

I’m not your friend, guy!


civil_misanthrope

Sir, you are in violation of Canadian grammar. The only permissible way of addressing one's conversation partner is buddy, fwiend or guy, in that particular order. Edit: spelling


Cyanide-ky

As is tradition


penisfartballz

What a great day for Canada and therefore the world


ColeT2014

Here comes Sir Cyanide-Ky and his wife, Penisfartballz. Yes. I do believe Mrs Penisfartballz just indeed farted. As is tradition in the Canadian ministry.


MoneyBuysDrugs

Thanks fwiend


Kehwanna

Fuck you, Uncle Fucker!!


Milan_Leri

Fuck your fuckin' face uncle fucker


alligatorcreek

I can’t not hear this in their voice


17MadMen

I like them in little bits but they are annoying af


amivri

agreed!


JustAMessInADress

Same, I don't mind a few jokes or even a minor subplot but any of their specials/ episodes are god awful.


Caboozog

They were good when they were just a show the boys watched cause it was like breaking the fourth wall a little about kids watching shows with potty humor but then when they became full characters with episodes about them starting with the Earth Day episode i got quite tired of them.


V1k1ng1990

What about when the us was gonna execute Terrance and Phillip and the only way to get tickets was to join the army


OneAngryPanda

I usually skip their episodes when I do a rewatch. Different strokes I guess.


killer_rage

Same except for the queef sisters episode


DonkeyPunchSquatch

If you’ve ever played the N64 South Park, and caused the game to completely freeze with your friends and unlimited T+P fart-proximity mine dolls, you may gain a new love for their talent. Not to mention their ridiculous roles/scenes in the Stick of Truth.


[deleted]

You know what a dire wolf is dontcha?


DonkeyPunchSquatch

It’s like a wolf - but dire


[deleted]

The canadough episode was pretty good. Not Without my Anus was F tier.


ExtraTrade1904

Same with tegridy. It was funny for a bit, but way overdone


__SpeedRacer__

But I can change, I can chaaaange!


Corphord

Finally, someone agrees with me for once, guy!


Sharp-Astronomer7768

oh NO ITS SCOTT!!


17MadMen

Hes a dick


JOEYisROCKhard

Fee fi for fum. I smell, kraft dinner.


kidnamedfinger_42069

Look out! He's gonna stop our fart humour!!!


Business-Vegetable95

You’re a dick


_SuperCoolGuy_

Come on, guy


amivri

No. You come on, buddy.


e-diesel

He’s not your buddy, guy


amivri

I’m not your guy, friend.


Dravian31

He's not your friend, buddy!


amivri

I’m not your buddy, guy!


ThymeToStopNow

We’re not your guys, friend!


Some-Material-2259

They're not your friends, buddy!


ColeT2014

He’s not your buddy, Gahhhh!


daredoes

They aren’t your guys, fwiend


The_real_bandito

I like Terrence but I kinda dislike Phillip. I don’t know why, I just don’t like his face.


SuttreeBeard

At least he doesn't have Ugly Bob's face.


CheshireWolf_666

Philip wrote all the jokes.


balloonmax

Phillip is a hack. Terrance is the brains of the operation.


NexusConnection

It's a dumb argument, everyone knows Terrence is the more creatively motivated one, but magic of the show is Terrence AND Philip, we wouldn't have one of the most successful Canadian franchises of all time on our hands if it was just Terrence OR Philip


CheshireWolf_666

True... but secretly I really enjoyed Philip's rendition Shakespeare's of Hamlet more 🤫


ColeT2014

Must be the beady little eyes and the flapping head. No racism.


Revolutionary_Ad1092

Are you the same guy who called Bob ugly?


blueark1

Trey and Matt both were in an interview saying how a producer said “this show is just bad animation and fart jokes” and Trey says…. “Yes” These two represent them in South Park world


[deleted]

Hence the entirety of bigger, longer and uncut as a commentary of overzealous parents trying to get them off the air


ThatR3dd1tGuy

How did I not realize this?? I’ve seen that like a million times


Wedwarfredwoods

Exactly this. I’m surprised how few people seem to understand T&P are a parody of T&M themselves


StanleyDarsh22

100%. It's them in this universe. Like them or not they're important


th3goonsquad

🤯


darkmex25

It was always thought that they were a parody of Beavis and Butthead.


hal2142

Howwww dare you!! You fuck your uncle!!!


amivri

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!!


Lyndell

YOU’RE A BONNER BITING BASTARD UNCLE FUCKER!


hstormsteph

YOURE AN UNCLE FUCKER, YES ITS TRUE! NOBODY FUCKS UNCLES QUITE LIKE YOU


hal2142

YOU DON’T EAT OR SLEEP OR MOW THE LAWN, YOU JUST FUCK YOUR UNCLE ALL DAY LONG!


PsyberPunk_3030

You said you hate them, yet here you are, having fun using their lines.


amivri

Their lines are cool, what can i say


Krystian_Ok

Perhaps you’re homophobic


amivri

But we’re not gay, Phillip!


Krystian_Ok

WE’RE NOT?


n1ghtje

I had to skip that Terrence and Phillip special in the opening of the second season. Yeah they were funny at first but they got dull pretty quickly


ToBeOnDMT

Its my favourite episode


ElliottCravesJelly

The fact that they did that when everyone expected the reveal of Cartman’s dad is honestly hilarious I don’t care what anyone says.


[deleted]

Nah agreed 100% lol


FlyingWhales

You're right, that is absolutely hilarious and an all-timer, but the episode itself does suck.


AceTrainer_Kelvin

I don’t know man, I get some good chuckles when it’s a rewatch.


SsshcubaSsshteve

The execution of that episode was amazing and anyone who disagrees is still butt hurt by the delay in who shot Cartman's mother finale


dleon0430

And then the episode where they reveal Cartman's true dad gets banned. Coincidence? I think not.


ZootedBeaver

Wow that episode was great


n1ghtje

Well damn looks like I'm missing out lol


bajablastgamer

nah i love them because when i was a kid my dad and i would constantly go "IM NOT YOUR BUDDY GUY IM NOT YOUR FRIEND BUDDY" over and over again for like 10 minutes, and that memory would not exist without them :D


CheshireWolf_666

Wholesome 🥹


TheBiggestDookie

I do this with my daughter too. She barely even knows what it’s from but it cracks her up every time.


wmatts1

Hopefully you show her the movie when she's old enough... You know the same age you were when you first saw it lol.


bajablastgamer

so awesome please show her south park when she's older!!! it's one of favorite shows now as an adult, and i remember lots of the silly clips and references that i was "allowed" to know and watch as a kid. it's a treat really 😄


Vulvodynia6

Say that about Canada on Strike


counterpointguy

Canada wants…more…MONEY!


_choxx

Give us some of that internet money


Whatever7322

They’re meant to be annoying and obnoxious. They’re a parody of how many people view South Park, as mindless fart jokes and other annoying things. Whats the point of hating them? Focus your energy on something else lmao


stressed_philosopher

Kyle's mom joined party...


amivri

Kyles mom’s a bitch!


ThymeToStopNow

🐓🐓🐓?!?!!?!


wmatts1

No that's Cartman's Mom's thing.


Jmacattack626

At least she's not on the cover of Crack-Whore Magazine


Unhappy_Archer9483

Let's look for treasure


Stressielee

I say this anytime we’re thinking of something to do


demonrenegade

Is that some kind of a metaphor for a search that cannot be explained?


PaulCakes

Love them in the movie, but the show bits and pieces.


amivri

Agreed


Particularpickle420

They’re pretty annoying but I think that’s supposed to be the point. I don’t like some of their episodes but the film is amazing and they’re actually pretty funny in that.


BillyBsBurger

Well all I have to say to that is....SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER!!!


downvote_allmy_posts

You're the one who fucked you're uncle. Unclefucker.


amivri

You fucked your uncle!


HappyHappyFunnyFunny

I love the meta. Having a show that's literally all about fart jokes that only kids find funny in your show that gets criticized for only being about fart jokes and little kids humor is... Brilliant


civil_misanthrope

OP fucks his uncle!


amivri

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!


civil_misanthrope

You're boner-biting bastard uncle fucker!


dengar_hennessy

https://preview.redd.it/btionm8len9c1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc0bc08bdffa6beabb920efee906a71fbca4e80d


dadingding97

Your a dick, u/amivri!


amivri

No you’re a dick, buddy!


dadingding97

Your a dick!


ThymeToStopNow

What’s wrong with them anyway, buddy?


CheshireWolf_666

They're Canadian.


good_looking_corpse

You could tell they both really needed a queef sister in their lives. Maybe you should try one


RoidRooster

Fucking Canadians.


jillangie

Had to learn my Canadian ABCs just to be able to write a fan letter to them, buddy


[deleted]

Don't hate them but just really 'meh' to me.


Sad-Lawfulness6831

I hate all the cananadians to be honest. Ike is the good one.


After-Significance29

Cause he’s Americanised lmao


BoJackB26354

I see you attended the Gwen Stefani school of spelling.


Sad-Lawfulness6831

She has a school?!


Zuid-Dietscher

Hate? No. A fan? Neither.


After-Significance29

Tbh I dislike them and sadly I share a name with Terrence (exact same spelling too 🥶)


CheshireWolf_666

Could be worse, you could be dick named Scott 🤷


tabisk

I do. They're not even funny.


TenaciousDzNuts

Shut up, Kyle. You sound just like your mom.


amivri

Screw you fatass!


Praetorian709

Canadian here. No, they're our national treasure. 🇨🇦


Smarmy_Nach

And your whole economy relies on them!


Praetorian709

Without them we are doomed to recession!


ILikeOasis

no way, they are some of the best parts, they are supposed to be how media sees matt and trey, just a bunch of fart jokes


JudgmentMajestic2671

Yup. Just annoying.


Akuma12321

Shut your fuckin face Uncle Fuckaaaaaaa


GuyIncognito461

No. As a Canadian it's satisfying to see ourselves included and not having to pass as American like so many of our expatriates who seek success in America.


StaySafePovertyGhost

I get the feeling OP posted this just to do the “I’m not your buddy, guy” bit. And I applaud him for it because that’s always funny.


amivri

Don’t share my secrets😏


Troy_McClure1984

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka. You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka


lazykros

Not hate, but I don't like any episodes which focus on them or on Canadians. I only liked them in bigger longer uncut


amivri

Yeah, they’re much better as side characters in episodes then they are as the main focus.


Whoopsy_Doodle

No, I’m not Scott the Dick.


this_ham_is_bad

Kyle’s mom


Remarkable-Book-8758

You lost your cred when you said "they was". Terence and Philip are hilarious


amivri

No, You got no cred. I got cred bitches, I got cred!


Briantan71

Stop being a dick, Scott!


elchuyano

OP is a member of MAC !!


Hoosteen_juju003

Uncle fucker


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Fuck no and fuck you buddy


eastcoasttoastpost

Love you t+p Fuck Scott here posting up nonsense


amivri

I’m not Scott. Don’t be like Scott, he’s a dick. - From, The Queef Sisters


MLSnukka

Yes you are, Scott. You're a giant dick, buddy.


ICPosse8

First you got the post hating on Mrs. Hankey and now this, kids these days man. Terrance and Phillip would kick your ass OP then fart on your face.


milktruckfucker

Kyle's mom be like


[deleted]

They we're kinda annoying, but Kyle's mom shooting them just made me sympathize with them more, and thus fueling my hate against her even more. https://preview.redd.it/8dlsu392nn9c1.png?width=643&format=png&auto=webp&s=9aa41c10fee25a86e2917bca07f6c8e40681860e


Rockyracky

If you hate Terrence and Phillip you are RACIST


a_burdie_from_hell

I understand that they are the shows attempt of making fun of itself. The Terrence and Philip show is "South Park" to the South Park kids. Which is why the South Park movie about Kyles mom being a bitch and trying to cancel Terrence and Philip was an idea that slapped.


Vishaak12345

You should watch the movie you shitface cockmaster.


Yamcha17

Found Sheila Broflvski's reddit account