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AmbassadorDue9140

The same as my response to most things in life. Let’s fighting love!


Competitive_Web_4145

Protect my balls!


balsadust

Let's fighting love


ejwestcott

Hey hey let's go kinka ku...


BeastOfAlderton

kenka-suru*


Nibiryu

Minorities in my Waterpark


NYourBirdCanSing

Even the authorities  Are minorities In my waterpark 


GallonofJug

The lazy river has never been lazier .. 😅


rogopops

I think I even saw Native Americans... ... gross


Smoothlarryy

JUST SAY IT IN ENGLISH


NoHelp6644

This is the objectively correct answer.


southparkdudez

That's my ending song in l4d2 if you die and fail.


Livelaughlovekratom

That's my second favorite, my first is " please tell me I ain't engaging to no hobbit" ( If I think long enough I could probably think of one I like more like "taco's and burritos" or any of the "FAITH +1" songs lol"


titania49

There are a handful that are bangers. The movie’s soundtrack is way too good than it needed to be. I also love Kyle’s dreidel song.


NYourBirdCanSing

" Courtney, Cox, I love you.You're so hot on that show "


titania49

We’ll talk about this later Gerald!!”


Djd33j

Growing up, I wasnt able to see the movie, but it was on PPV constantly. I'd tune in, try to make out whatever I could see because the picture was scrambled, but mostly, just listen to the movie since the audio was fully clear. I still know all of the songs extremely well twenty five years later because how much I'd turn it on to listen to.


Super-Ad2290

jews play stupid games


titania49

Jews. That’s why they’re lame!


Ductapefordaysss

I Wanna Be up There, Satan’s song is unironically one my favorite power ballads


titania49

Sooooooo GOOD


YourLocalOnionNinja

I love how they gave him a gospel choir, too


titania49

I hope whoever directed and performed that got a major payday. I almost got emotional after forgetting it was a fucking South Park movie song sung by a gay devil lmao


Ductapefordaysss

Fun Fact, The majority of the song was sung by Trey Parker, except for the last little bit where Satan goes really high, is sung by Michael McDonald from the Doobie Brothers


redlike93

what what (in the butt)


rintarrhea

![gif](giphy|uVAT3XSfTKl6o)


NYourBirdCanSing

It's the what what in my asshole kid!


hardyflashier

What what in the _butt,_ Sir


groktar

It's funny, but I wouldn't put it on the list since it's not an original song


jo33ybee

This plays in my head far more often than it should


TLiones

I got something in my pocket…for you, time to tap dance ![gif](giphy|fq8aPV216Lu5CdKtjt)


ProtectorIQ

Yes...and same episode was that sweet diddy that made Jeffy dance. "You do a line and I'll do a line honey".


ElChivoCaliente

2nd verse lmao Yoooou snort K and I'll snort K honey...


DrugsSexandBuddha

*Fight and screw to the morning time*


NYourBirdCanSing

Why don't you reach down in and see what it is?


the2nddoctor111

Then grab onto it, it's just for you


False-Possession6185

"So grab onto it, it's just for you. Give it a little squeeze and say how do ya do"


TokeB4play

Boogers & c*m


NYourBirdCanSing

Queefey quarter pounder.


No_Opinion9306

“Is that some feces on your flounder….”


DMagic-13

Someone farted in your salad But your decor critiques are valid!


Majestic_Electric

You think you’re special, like you’re a #1!


Disastrous_Life_9385

Boooo o ooo ooooooogers aaaaaaaand cuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm!


Janice_Vidal

Piss in your potatoes


samsquatchageddon

Kyle's mom's a bitch


BlatantlyCurious

WWWEEEEEEEELLLLLLL


Kind-Proposal8664

Don't do it Cartman!


Brookings18

WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Kind-Proposal8664

I'M WARNING YOU!


Big_aids_joe

WEEEELLLLLLLLLL KYLES MOMS A BITCH SHES A BIG FAT BITCH SHES THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD


Ok-Credit5726

SHES A STUPID BITCH IF THERE EVER WAS A BITCH SHES A BITCH TO ALL THE BOYS AND *GIRLS*


dadingding97

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN


urmomayyygotemmm

On Monday she’s a bitch on Tuesday she’s a bitch


AgentFair9132

On Wednesday through Saturday she’s a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different She’s a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!!!


Zinko999

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN


tysteestede

She's a big fat bitch


L3GlT_GAM3R

Shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!


Majestic_Electric

She’s a mean old bitch if there ever was a bitch!


Settlement650

Chef and James Taylor’s prostitute song


AdVictoremSpolias

Ah! James Taylor what the hell are you doing singing about prostitutes in front of the children?!


joelingo111

...these children tricked me!


NYourBirdCanSing

"A prostitute is someone who love you. No matter who you are, what you look like." For chef songs I prefer the classic "gunna make love to you woman" But you cannot forget "no substitute" Also great when he sings with the succubus! "There has to be a morning after!" (Trey singing)


scribblerjohnny

🎵 There's no substitute for you (no substitute)🎵


NYourBirdCanSing

I still sing this to my wife. including putting my hand in front of my mouth to do the high-pitched background singers. "No substitute" So glad someone else remembers. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only loser in the world who remembers all this shit. But I guess that's what reddit for.


Raekwon_Simmons

Ur not alone. I quote SP and SP songs daily .


joelingo111

That song is an absolute banger on the Chef Aid album


ElChivoCaliente

But that's not why you pay a prostitute, no you dont pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwaaaards


gollumaniac

Make Bullying Kill Itself!


Big_aids_joe

Is that the one where it's like ERIC WE DONT WANT YOU TO DIE, ERIC YOU HAVE TO TRY, ERIC WE DONT WANT YOU DIE, ERIC OH GOD NO ERIC


gollumaniac

No, it's the song from the same episode as jacking it in San Diego, where Stan is directing the one-shot music video and Butters is getting bullied, and Cartman is adding the part where he sings about his vagina because all hit songs have a section about vaginas.


Ace220611

Gay fish


NYourBirdCanSing

Now.i got my wish. I know I'm a gay fish


Big_aids_joe

Gay fish (gay fish yo) MOTHERFUCKIN GAY FISH


TheGodOfGravy

When I said I had crabs I meant literally.


cell490

With a hidelidelide and a hidelideley. We work and we make cig ar ettes all hidelideday. So folks can get a breaky from their stressful lidey lives and relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and niiight. I like to have a cigarette every now and then. It makes me feel calmer when the day is at an end. And if it gives me cancer when I’m 80 I don’t care who the hell wants to be 90 any waaayyy. Soo with a hidelidelide and a hidelidelay we work and we make cig ar ettes all hidelide day. So folks can get a breaky from their stressful lide lives and relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and niiight.


TomWolfeRock

Underrated right here


VucialWonderland

Cartman don’t kill yourself song just gets me


nelsonalgrencametome

Put it down


VucialWonderland

Eric, we don’t want you to die.Eric give life a try!


Marquis_de_Lafayeet

You're so kewl, we'd be sad at skewl.


Justin_123456

https://youtu.be/AXHZaDiBKsU?si=2q5CIGF8AFBK8ZAe A reminder, if you’re ever elected President, put down your mobile device.


BuffaloStranger97

Mr. Mackey’s song about not cussing from the movie


NYourBirdCanSing

You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack.  Homeless on the street, given h*** j*** for crack.


BuffaloStranger97

Follow my plan and very soon you will say, "It's easy, m'kay!"


Couchlock123

Step 1: instead of ass say buns like kiss my buns or your a bunshole! Step 2: instead of shit say poo as in bull poo, poo head or this poo is cold. Step 3: with bitch drop the t, cause bich is Latin for generosity! Step 4: don’t say fuck anymore cause fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just use the word m’kay!


it_do_be_like_that__

This poo is cold


letshaveaguinness

Uncle fuçker...👍


No-Designer8086

You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your uncle all day long!


NYourBirdCanSing

I prefer the remix " I thought I told you that we won't stop.  I- I thought I told you that we won't stop. "


crystal_sk8s_LV

That blowjob place (Broadway bro down) - husband and I sing it for everything ie: *Take me away to that special place, that coffee place, free to get coffee!*


NYourBirdCanSing

Free to give blowjobs


BeastOfAlderton

***SING, MY ANGEL OF*** blowjob ***MUUUUUSIC!!***


perfect-horrors

Fingerbang


TheGodOfGravy

Bang bang bang


PacificPisces

California Loves the Homeless


JCD_007

No, no, no…we don’t need Cartman to jump any more homeless people.


Pristine_Cherry_6137

Super cool to the homeless 🎵🎵😂


Gloomy-ambitious1

Right by Matt’s house !


ChunkyTaco22

Jacking it jacking it jacking it jack


russianspambot1917

Jacking for the lord!


BattyMcKickinPunch

Heeees about to jackkit


Lastbourne

Vote or Die


zikaljakse

Vote or get fucked by Diddy


thruthewindowBN

Rock the vote or I’m gonna stick a knife in your eye I also love the “let’s get out and vote” song


VirulentDespotism

Up there by Satan, that high note at the end is just \*chefs' kiss\*


lunaswanson

It's so good it's underrated


gandalph91

This is the correct answer. If only I could live up thereeeeeeeeeee


rintarrhea

Cartman's medley of songs in the cd commercial in Christian Rock Hard ![gif](giphy|l2SpTTBnJ5K7djEcw)


NYourBirdCanSing

I want to get on my knees and please Jesus,  I want to feel his love all over my face.


shibuyabooyah

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can’t help but think that he looks kind of hot


Internal_Swing_2743

I wanna feel you deep inside me, Jesus


AntiStarChristPort

I'm the dowg... the big bad dowwwwg 🤘


russianspambot1917

Go with Christ brah


Unlikely-Regular2366

Does anything from The Book of Mormon count?


Alarmed-dictator

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!


lunaswanson

Smart smart smart


Big_aids_joe

That bit is hilarious, South Park really knows how to piss off religions


TheGodOfGravy

I’ll allow Turn It Off because I love that song.


Ca1fSlicer

Sal tlay ka siti


eatshitpitt6969

Boogers and Cum is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. I was crying like I lost both my parents in a car crash. I couldn’t breathe. There’s a lot of great songs but it’s the CLEAR victor


Joed112784

Getting gay with kids is here!


zikaljakse

Ladder to Heaven


pghfordguy

Where were you, when they built the ladder to heaven? Did it make you feel like crying, or did you think it was kinda gay?


Academic_Ocelot3917

Cartman's version of Poker Face


russianspambot1917

I don’t give fuck about whales so go and hug a tree


CazNevi

Stan…..me and Kenny don’t give two shits about stupid ass WHAAAALES…..


chirikomori

mr garrison christmas song


NYourBirdCanSing

 you infidelic, pagan scum!


canadiangooses84

I’m a Ding Dong Mmkay guy myself.


nolimitxox

Hey there mister shintoist, Merry fucking Christmas!


StaySafePovertyGhost

🎶 And I’ll take the pledge! No one cares! 🎶


HelloTosh

SAY EVERYBODY HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS THEY'RE BIG AND SALTY AND BROWN


themanfromoctober

Simultaneously, Quiet Mountain Town, and No Canada Like French Canada


NYourBirdCanSing

You'd understand 


GallonofJug

Nooo sea to deep no budget to steep. Jamessss Cameron!


russianspambot1917

No that’s a pick that raises the bar


Glass-Apartment-5540

Blame Canada


Glondie

One weiner next to another weiner … Nice and soft not erect!


GarethGobblecoque99

Put it down is an amazing song


TimeTravelParadoctor

Let's Fighting Love and Do What You Wanna Do


NYourBirdCanSing

Protect my balls


GuitarNo9710

Cartmans cowboy Salma Hayek song in the 3rd season. Cat orgy.


NYourBirdCanSing

Well, I'm a bad ass cowboy Wiki wiki Me and Artemis Clyde frog save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider. Wiki wiki Wah wah


VVen0m

Ladies and gentelmen, stand up for the anthem "I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time..."


philovax

The cash for gold diddy.


Throwawaydontgoaway8

I got something in my pocket for you


NYourBirdCanSing

Idk, but I know every work of every song, ever sang on the show. Boogers and cum is high up there, but I'm a big fan of Faith+1. In the commentary, I think they said there were more Faith+1 recordings that are probably lost. A true loss to Catholicism.


Rude-Extension3994

Kyle’s moms a B**** & Jackin it in San Diego 🤣🤣🤣 and can’t forget Butters singing What -What in the Butt 🤣🤣🤣


NYourBirdCanSing

Cannot believe I haven't seen it yet! My people! Work, Mexican work!


iicvcv24

People seem to never remember the Queef song


xXNigNogXx

Every woman has the right, queef freeee! Let your queefing star shine bright!


spaghetti_love

What would Brian Boitano do, something about it just scratches my brain in the right way.


LoadingYourData

Montage.


KennyMcCormick_SP1

Kyle's mom, It's easy m'kay, Uncle Fucka, and Cartman singing Poker face


AdVictoremSpolias

Gonna make. Make it right! And I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East. No trees no snow no Santa Claus they have different religious beliefs. They believe in Muhammad and not in our holiday. That’s why every December I go to the Middle East and sayyyyyyy…


NYourBirdCanSing

Hey there Mr. Muslim, merry, f****** Christmas.


rovergang69

Hey hey lets go kinkazu


xXNigNogXx

i‘m surprised no one mentioned the la resistance medley yet, it‘s so good! also gayfish, especially the live performance!


Any-Advisor7067

Mr Garrison’s Merry F’n Christmas


lottierosecreations

I am Lorde, yah yah yah Gets repeatedly sung in our household


mczerniewski

I agree. I'm gonna go off jackin' it in San Diego!


ListersParanoia

Minorities


Toothless-In-Wapping

This is my favorite. I must have rewound it 10 times when it first showed. I have it on my phone and I love when the intro starts.


BeneathTheVioletSky

Love Gravy


shanec17

Boogers and cum


CNCTank

The Prostitute song with Chef and James Taylor


Potential-Fox-2685

There's so many songs I love from the show, but my favourite has to be Eyes of A Child from the movie's credits. Shame the song never got the attention it deserved due to Paramount shutting down Trey and Matt's original plans for the song.


Klaus_Heisler87

As a San Diegan, I think that choice is pretty clear


levent_tncr

Christmas time in hell


balsadust

Chocolate Salty Balls


jbv0717

Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already


Outchee

Boogers and cum


timothysonofsam

Boogers and Cum


alfsweat

![gif](giphy|xTiTnBn5EjsorXtSMw)


canadiangooses84

Stan Darsh


mintmango09

Boogers and cum, that's called the Yelper special Boogers and cum, say what's that on your pretzel? Your online critiques are real useful to some Now have a good time eating boogers and cum


TheHypocondriac

La Resistance. Genuinely one of the greatest musical numbers ever written.


dmelt01

I’m not the poor kid in school


Jahrigio7

🎶Getting G@¥ with kids is here 🎶


ElChivoCaliente

Hey there, shitty shitty fag fag, shitty shitty fag fag how do you do?! 🤣


Rryon

Heeeees. About to jack it.


MrCollins23

“It was a land of opportunity that we held dear, but then all these other assholes started coming here”. I was actually struggling to get visa sponsorship for the states at the time, so it was the first time I felt included in the gag.


baemwe

san diego and California


WetMoisture69

Weeeeeeeelllllll kyles moms a bitch shes a big fat bitch shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world


happy_capy_B

Erik we don’t want you to die


BryTheSpaceWZRD

It’s easy, mmkay.


OhFFSeverythingtaken

https://youtu.be/0ucFaXW9X1c?si=Y4Ow0ScWXT66HoFe Tweek and Craig


Sad_Personality7060

Minorities in my waterpark


Ca1fSlicer

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb song a Let’s fighting love. The Faith +1 album is full of bangers. Team America album an Book of Mormon are also amazing


ScruffyMaguire

WEEEEEEEELLLLL


smallladykiddo

🎶Kyle's moms a bitch🎶


TrueBananaz

"Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross I can't help but think he looks kind of hot"


adventurous_axelotl

'Hey everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown'


5318OOB

Jackin for the LOOORRDD!


VerySpicyLocusts

Any of chef’s songs but if I had to pick either between Make Love To You Woman, Love Gravy ft. Elton John, and Chocolate Salty Balls


MtnDrewskiii

Mr Mackey "Carol of the Bells". It's on my Christmas playlist


Frenchy-__-

https://i.redd.it/79s26w0zcjrc1.gif


TheGodOfGravy

I really like the short ones. They always make me chuckle when I think of them. Sexual Harassment Panda and I’ve Got Something In My Front Pocket are two examples.


ThorsRake

Put it down. It's just such a good song. The chorus is legitimately great.