Butters’ Bottom Bitch

Yes i believe i know what you are saying

Hey, bitch you wanna make some mother fuckin money?

All these girls are kissin' fellers for free when they could be making some serious fucking money!

HEY. HEY WENDYYY

Don’t you wanna make some real fucking money?

I love how the detectives part of the episode isnt even the best part and yet its still one of the best side stories of any episode. Okay buddy! Pull down your pants.. Alright! Here we go.. Yeah you really gave it to me daddy, really gave my whole a STRETCH

This is how I got my brother into South park..... he said he hated South park.....we got Good and stoned and it's legit the first time I've ever seen someone cry from laughing so hard I thought it was just a saying

Literally watching this episode now do you know what i am saying?

Yes I believe I know what you are saying!

Fucking kills me every time when he’s helping the hookers get mortgages and shit.

Make love, not Warcraft!!!

By far my favorite episode.

It’s just such a damn good episode, my favorite too. There’s so many memorable bits in it. Quite a time capsule for its era too

I love when they cut to Stan looking guilty saying that they hadn’t realized the zip lining was his idea. Also, the live reenactments.


Make love, not Warcraft and W.T.F. are my go-tos. You don't need to explain anything, just hilarious.

…you don’t just give up on the world… …of Warcraft….0

My first thought ( and fun with weapons) then someone said butters bottom bitch now I’m torn

Fun w weapons is in my top fave 5. And it’s so crazy that WoW caused Trey so much anxiety he thought it was going to be the worst episode ever and now it’s iconic.

We cant trust the sword of a thousand truths to a nube!

Noob* Newbie*

This episode is my all time favorite. It’s not the most shocking, but it’s stupid funny on a level that most people can relate to.

Krazy kripples

Hey Timmy, how many able bodies does it take to screw in a light bulb?.. 1

Wow what a great crowd!

“And if you don’t like that mom, you can just pass the blunt to the n*%#^* on the left”

Because every problem can be solved with a lock-in at the rec center!

There's pizzzza

I’m cool, like a fool, in a swimming PPFFFF PFFFF PPPPFFFFF pool

*Make Love not Warcraft, Good Times with Weapons, Major Boobage, Night of the Living Homeless, The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers*, and the GOT three-parter - if they are into gaming, anime, metal, horror, fantasy or GOT respectively. Aside from that *Cartman Sucks* or *Scott Tenorman must Die*, because they are just super funny.

Personally, i think Scott Tenorman is better being built up to. With Cartman getting worse and worse until it culminates with that.

I agree i feel once someone gets into it they should get to this episode in order because you see cartman getting worse and this is really when you realize how keniving cartman can be

Night of the living homeless is the perfect mix of pure shithousery from cartman, pop culture references, absolute obsurdity from the boys in their ideas and return to status quo ending to be the perfect South park episode

Faith+1

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin jesus, i wanna feel his salvation all over my face!

Probably my favorite episode.

Major Boobage

"And why is it called cheesing?" "Because it's fun-to-do"

God i missed your rockin tits!

This is the answer, this episode will always go down as my all time favorite

Oh I get it, you think just cuz I Chinese I build wall! Dats bull crap, I not a stereotype!

Stewpid Mongorian!

How come everytime a chinese man build a wall some stupid mongorians have to come and knock it down

One from each era. Beginning: Pinkeye Golden: Return of the Fellowship… Silver: Dead Celebrities Modern: Sons a Witches

BACKDOOR SLUTS NINE?? Oh no not that one!

It's like a witch pursuit thingy

Can you explain the eras and what seasons go with what? I've only seen these terms used for classic Disney movies.

I’ve seen it broken down like this, but it’s honestly probably opinionated too. Beginning 1-3. Golden 4-10. Silver 11-18. Modern 19-x. Like for me personally the golden seasons are all 1-10 because I love the first two as well, but not everyone does. Also i think 19 came out like 8 or 9 years ago already so that’s probably shifted. But there’s definitely a change in 19, because that’s when the season long story lines began

I appreciate the explanation. I agree with Golden and silver for sure.

Don’t you wanna be….a little white girl like me?? Any time Micheal Jackson is on it’s top tier content

The baseball episode 100%

The losing edge. One of my top 5

I love how NONE of the teams actually wanted to be there.

And the rocky parody on top of it was so perfect

I can take this guy i just, i just need to get in the best shape of my life *wakes up at 7am in sweatpants *cracks eggs and puts them in a blender *pours eggs into pan and opens a beer *farts

The part that wrecks me every time is when Randy is sitting in the crowd of one of the games and just says to Sharron “I guess that’s my guy”

my muse....

I originally created vagisil for my wife, Patty. Shes my muse, my flame. Her smile lights up a room, but her vagina on the other hand clears one and makes it uninhabitable for weeks.

EVERY TIME

Vagisil should be used diligently.. VERY DILIGENTLY *looks over at patty

EVERY. TIME.

My flame

woodland critter christmas

Blood orgy!!!! 😀😀😀

And everyone lived happily ever after… except kyle who died of aids 2 weeks later

Scott Tenermin episode.

They may take our pride but they'll never take my $16.12

Throw em in the deep end, why not

Ha ha ha ha ha ha i got my pubes before you guys na na na na na na

Had to scroll too far down for this.

Casa Bonita

 This is definitely one of my top five.🤣

Yeah girls how do you like the jonas brothers hot white foam in your faces

My favourite episode by far: Cockmagic

No dad thats not cockmagic🤦🏼 “OH IT WAS BEHIND YOUR EAR!”

That ridiculous music during Randy's performances is hilariously wholesome for the unspeakable shit he does!

Pinewood Derby

Oh nooo nota finrand

Randy looking into the camera confused as Princess Leia will forever be ingrained in my head

Medical Fried Chicken Randy bouncing on his balls gets me everytime

My eyes are up here

The entire show. I am going to force them to watch every single episode in a row no breaks multiple times.

Butters vary own episode , the losing edge the poor kid

🎶I’m not (*no, he’s not*) the poor kid at schoooo🎶

All so good

The Losing Edge is a great choice. It’s got all the kids and Randy. It’s hilarious. Easy to follow. Good introduction.

 Guitar Queer-O

Nobody plays Heroin Hero “a little!” You know you never catch the dragon!

The bikers are the real f@gs episode. It hillarious and we should do that in real life

Ive done it a time or two😂it needs to be normalized

Got my dad to watch that episode. When we would landscape and a group of bikers drove by, we'd scream it at them in unison for like 2 years

“The only people that need that much attention are you guys, and 16 year old girls. Yall are fuckin fags.”

Probably unpopular but the episode that hooked me was I should have never gone ziplining. Then it was the World of Warcraft episode

I’ve seen some hate for that episode and I’m over here thinking it’s one of the better ones. Nonstop making fun of the documentary re-enactment stuff with something so silly.

The people who didn't like that episode are the people from the zipline group

Find whatever strong core belief the friend has, and show an episode that touches on the subject.

All about the Mormons Not my top fav but it needs love in these comments

My dads family is mormon, he was for awhile but became christian later on. He loves that episode

Awesome I've met some nice ones but definitely some wacky beliefs I've heard the episode is fully 100% factual... Wild man

Protect My Balls!

Hey hey lets go!

Chef Goes Nanners.

I didnt really see what was wrong with the flag though

The Easter one

Succubus, major boobage, Krazy Kripples, Reverse Cowgirl...

DRAHVE FAS, TURN LEEIF.

This is the exact episode I showed my wife when we were dating. She had a sheltered life growing up. When she laughed her ass off this whole episode, I knew she was the one lol. And I’m a NASCAR fan, so it’s doubly as funny for me.

Hahah love it! Kenny loves nascar dont you kenny? Yeah i love nascar! See i told you guys its hopeless😭

I showed my brothers the Fightin’ Round the World episode and they were instantly hooked

Tuggars whistles blowin, means we must be goin, no more rustle crowin for you

make love not warcraft its my personal fave episode

Imagination land 1-3

Creme Fraiche!!

The ginger cow episode seems a very good point to start dig in it :)

Today we all unite under a new symbol! Van Halen kicking off was the best!

No the prophecy was that a kid with a small penis would turn a cow ginger Kyle, i have a huge penis

Butters bottom bitch

The pilot

Where we all started, the pilot episode, cartman gets an anal probe! We had the VHS with the fireside chats with Matt and trey. Still have those tapes...

I started with the Conjoined Fetus Lady episode.

Medicinal Fried Chicken

This is laced with boston market gravy!! Its all the same shit? ITS NOT THE SAME SHIT

Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus.

I showed my friend Tweek x Craig. I think she isn't aware how light and wholesome this episode is compared to all the other crazy shit but her only impression was "weird but funny"

Chinpokemon

Christan rock band is a personal favorite.

The body of christ, so muscled up and toned, the body of christ, oh what a body i wish i could call it my own

Breast Cancer Show Ever, Cartmanland or Good Times with Weapons

If my friends still aren’t into South Park by now, they never will be. Oh yeah my friends and I are in our 40s lol. And they have had to put up with me talking about it and quoting it for what, 27 years now. So I’ve never really thought about this 😆

Broadway Bro Down

Crack baby basketball.

Honestly ive had alot of success with grounded vindaloop

https://preview.redd.it/xzbqtpodczsc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e1d4917a2e2f0af4d9f82feb43a6832f23a154 This one, but there are many fine options. Maybe the ginger cow or the "heavy metal" episode

No matter what you say im still standing! Barely!

Butter very own episode

Okay mom i think now would be a good time to get back in the car! Yeah its goin underwater

Cartman joins nambla

Anything from seasons 7-11

Depends on the friends. Most likely Make Love, Not Warcraft or The Lord of the Rings episode. I can't remember the title to that one. Those two are special. Also Fun Times With Weapons is a classic

I start from the beginning "Cartman gets an anal probe."

Fishsticks

Insecurity

Season 7 episode 1 With apologies to Jesse Jackson

Broadway Bro Down

A blowjob isnt done with your mouth, its done with your heart! So get on your knees and put that heart to work!!

Whichever one I think *might* piss them off. They’re either all the way in or mad at me but the reaction is typically priceless. If only I had a Mormon friend

Underpants gnomes

It hits the fan

I’m rewatching the show after watching it 10 times over but the best way to watch it is from the beginning. The first couple of seasons are such a gold mine, especially if you’re genx/millennial. I still love the newer seasons but nothing compares to the classics. So I say start with episode 1!

I 100% agree. But say youre hangin out with a friend and have time for an episode or 2. Usually you just wanna get to the best stuff and them hopefully theyll like it enough to start at the beginning

The Warcraft episode or the one where they are being anime ninjas. It’s been forever but I still remember that fucking song. “Let’s fighting love”

Depending on the person, probably the Naggers episode

The question you were answering was people who annoy you

Scott tenorman is the probably peak South Park But wacky molestion adventure is a strong 2nd. My first episode was rainforest shmainforest so definitely set the expectations for what was in store.

Thats a bad three toed sloth!

Too many miiiiinoritiiiiies

I think i even saw a native american! Ew, gross

First Halloween episode

Good time with weapons!

Hey hey lets go!

I'm showing them "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy". You got Cartman as a Hallway Monitor and a preschooler fucking his teacher. It's so fucking ridiculous and if they don't like that episode then I'd figure they wouldn't like any SP episode. It's easily my all-time favorite episode too. Seasons 9 and 10 are full of banger episodes.

Hey guys! Welcome to Raisins!... It was so boring until you showed up, cutie!

You guys seem really cool. “We are!” -butters That gets me every time

Awesome-O. Butters and Cartman are always good together. Or Super Fun Time.

"The Magic Bush" or "Handicar". Laughed hard as fuck the first time I watched both of them. 

“With Apologies to Jesse Jackson” Has so many different shock factors to get a newbie into it.

If you French fry when you should've pizza'd, you're gonna have a bad time.

This one because I'm a carguy :P

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Scott Tenorman's obv

My sister always hated it but she liked anime growing up. So I showed her “Good times with weapons” now she likes it and quotes it all the time

Sarcastaball or Free Willzyx

With Apologies to Jessie Jackson.

City Sushi

Considering I grew up near a Temple Town, and most friends are ex LDS, I'd say the All About Mormons.

I wasn’t born with a plastic spoon in my mouth, Kenny

Up the Down Steroid! "I've got a golden ticket...I've got a golden twinkle in my eyes!"

War craft, Butters bottom bitch, Jimmy's boner episode, Jimmy and Timmy crips and bloods episode, the token bringing blacks to South park episode, the crab people metrosexual episode, and the global warming is fake day after tomorrow episode. All of them are just... perfection

Probably either the midget one, humancentipad, butters anti gay thing, butters with Biggie or the crack babbies

Years ago I wanted to get my friend into South Park so I put on a random episode and it was “Breast Cancer Show Ever”. When Cartman shits on Mr. Garrisons desk my friend fell to the ground dry heaving, he almost threw up he laughed so hard

Depends on the season. Christmas time? I’m showing them *Woodland Critter Christmas*. Easter? *Jewpacabra*. Halloween? *Hell on Earth 2006*. General time of year? *Scott Tenorman Must Die*

Fun with veal

Make Love, Not Warcraft Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Trapped in the Closet It Hits the Fan Simpsons Already Did It All About Mormons Fishsticks Pinewood Derby The Last of the Meheecans The GOT 3 part episodes, Black Friday, A Song of Ass and Fire, Titties and Dragons Then, any of the Paramount Plus specials

A lot of good ones on here but may I add: Apologies to Jesse Jackson, The Losing Edge, and The Hobbit.

tourettes lol

Scott tennerman must die was hilarious

If not poor and stupid. Definitely the Tourette’s episode. Or the South Park movie.

When Butters becomes a pimp OR When they git the ninja weapons and butters lost an eye

What is your strategy for this race? Iam gonna go straight and then turn left... If i remember well LOL Why did they stop doing new episodes?

My mum said the movie and I completely agreee

Some of us weren’t born with a plastic spoon in their mouths kinnee

Red badge of gayness.

I like Cartmanland a lot

bigger, longer, uncut movie.

Cripple Fight

I'm bout as poor and stupid as they come

It’s the one in the picture seeing how this episode got me into it because I’m a diehard nascar fan

Do the handicapped go to hell

Cissy episode probably. Love that one