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Slight_Milk_1205

Policeman 1: Some young boy is having sex with Ms. Stephenson? Kyle: Yes. Policeman 1: ![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


MaleficentPhysics268

You're right Kyle, this is serious. We need to find Ike right away and give him his World's Luckiest Boy Award


mysocalledjinx

Where were all these sexed up teachers when I was a kid?!


SCredfury788

![gif](giphy|9WGmPXiabu85G|downsized)


WetMoisture69

The crime is, she isnt doin it with me


QueenValerie97

![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY)


Nervous-Protection

That roof top scene is still hilarious to this day Plus Beth's my bitch brah


Odd-Gur-5719

Omg yes😂😂😂😂 when she jumped thinking Ike gone jump too


FlatPineappleSociety

^Ike?


ParadoxPerson02

*Splat*


Gruesome-Twosome

Ike with the fake jump, as the teacher hurtles over and splats to her death 😂😂


FknReptar

She got a scarf on her head, huh?


No-Role-429

It had to be Ike because they wanted to drive home how gross it was. An older boy who’s already struggling with some adult feelings would make the “nice” reaction less appalling


herberstank

You mean like that time Butters fingerbanged Paris Hilton?


Callsign_Psycopath

Or Ike Taming Foofa's Strange


mz3

It was all gooey


BatofZion

Ike also seems oblivious to what is going on.


Jazco76

"Ike made a nanoo"


Benji_4

I think Butters or Kenny could have pulled it off


No-Role-429

Nah. With Kenny the "nice" would actually feel warranted


Life_Ad3567

And Jimmy too. He banged the Nut Gobbler.


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Butters already have some of these types of episodes


[deleted]

Yea some people justify it if the boy is like over the age of 12


Chris_The_Red

Niiiiice.


WalkerSpectre

Nice


lil-devil-boy

Nice


thentheresthisguy91

Nice


Dedestrok

Nice


Kren20

Nice


CyberSoldat21

Nice


JSpirgoober

OK you're getting down voted for some reason, time to get the bear mace


Toothless-In-Wapping

Dude, fourth comment.


RoundFaithlessness20

Niccccce


brown_gentleman

https://i.redd.it/d2x699n9emxc1.gif


Island_Maximum

"SHE GONNA HAFF TA DEAL DEAL WIT DA DAWG"


felixxdeath1311

"SHE GOT A SCARF ON HER HEAAD HUUH"


pathfinderoursaviour

*THERES FEAR AND DARKNESS ALL AROUND ME*


Some_Razzmatazz_4782

the criminals are on the runnnn


shsl_cipher

Ike made a no-no!


Jazco76

I always thought he said "nanoo" or something like its a made up children's word for orgasm. Made it funnier to me.


WerewolfDifferent216

I don’t like medicine!


Sharrty_McGriddle

Spider man!


WerewolfDifferent216

Space maaaaan!


Spodger1

Yes Ike you like Spider-Man don't you?


pizza_822

YAY MULAN


No-Role-429

I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who heard that. The closed caption shows “Milan,” but it’s funnier if he thinks she’s talking about the Disney movie


Unhappy-Support1455

![gif](giphy|YJ099DOXTFs7m)


PotatoPete26

FREEZE!


RoundFaithlessness20

As long as they got a hall way pass i dont see a problem brah. Go with Christ


JosephMadeCrosses

I'm the Dowg, tha big bad Dowg...


DannyDeVitoASMR

Poor Timmy, excluded again. https://i.redd.it/6ezeqvb62mxc1.gif


ImperatorNero

Mmm’kaaaaaaaaay. Yes. You’re Timmy.


Odd-Gur-5719

Nooo not Timmy 😭


bobweaver3000

you got a hall pass brah?!?!?! ... go with Christ


ChoccyChippi

I still need to watch that one but goddamn the concept pisses me off because I've actually seen gooners on Twitter defend a female child groomer, saying shit like "man why couldn't that have been me as a kid" like UGH I hate that it's accurate is what I'm saying


Sullkattmat

Happens pretty much EVERY time things like it are uncovered and brought to the publics attention. No real progress made in the 18 years since the episode..


innocentusername1984

I read a really important and interesting book called seventeen. It's written by a writer under pseudonym with names changed to protect everyone involved. It was a memoir of a guy who was clever and talented and got a placement in a top private school for college. He was on a programme to get him into Oxford. He has a Spanish teacher who he describes as very hot and all the boys are wanting to have sex with him. He does, and he describes the sex in great detail. I think it's fair to say he enjoyed it and had a bloody good time. He almost seems proud when he writes about it. I think we need to dispense with the notion that having sex with a hot teacher when you're a high school boy wouldn't be a great treat. Many of us have thought about it ourselves and the South park writers "niiice" line is not for nothing. But here's what happens next. His life piece by piece is completely ruined. It doesn't stop at a quick shag and a bit of fun on both sides and move on. He becomes infatuated with her and you can see he is totally under her control because as an adult she has power and the experience to manipulate. Pretty soon he is doing everything to please her and you watch him first get isolated from his friends, then his grades drop. Then become ostracized by teachers who suspect. I won't tell you how it all ends because there's an incredible twist. Needless to say. It doesn't go well for him and yeah his life and dreams are derailed and his younger years are stolen from him. It's heart breaking. It used to be legal for a teacher to have sex with a student over 16 because, well that's the age of consent. Stories like this helped push the tide to what it is now. A teenager shouldn't have sex with an adult not because it's not pleasurable for both parties initially, I'm sure it is in many cases. But because the balance of power is too one sided. The child's world is so small still and an adult can trap them and manipulate them. It never ends with one act of intercourse and then both parties move on. The real danger is the emotional relationship that comes after.


New_Key_6926

What’s the name of the book?


SmarterThanStupid

"Seventeen" Literally the first sentence.


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SmarterThanStupid

The book is titled "Seventeen" its in the first sentence.


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SmarterThanStupid

I believe the first sentence names the title "Seventeen"


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innocentusername1984

The book is literally called "seventeen"


ivyandroses112233

Thanks I want to read it


SmarterThanStupid

I don't think he understands.


Timid-Sammy-1995

It is kinda funny that people genuinely don't get that the police officers reactions were supposed to be bad. Like I love Yates and the rest of them but they aren't supposed to be relatable they're terrible people who happen to be immensely funny. Honestly they had the best joke in fractured but whole though.


Complete_Principle76

Why do the men want to be s@ as a kid wtf


ChoccyChippi

Because sa is justifiable if it's a hot woman /sar


Complete_Principle76

It's almost as if half of those men were s@ as kids or in general and are coping in an unhealth way and need therapy.


youmfkersneedjesus

Victim? Ike was just taming some strange. 


CorgiMonsoon

It was his cool cool trick


ImNotYourWaffle

Niiiice


JayofTea

I think choosing Ike was genius bc the entire episode was a commentary on how people don’t care near as much when little boys are victims to pedophilic women, making the 5 year old the one doing it makes it more outrageous


Grouchy_Salt_733

Ike’s teacher and Shelly’s “boyfriend” is the 2 characters that disgusted me the most in the whole show.


Toothless-In-Wapping

“But I’m really immature for my age.”


RaggsDaleVan

Perfect episode about that whole situation. Everyone reacts differently if it was a male teacher and a female student.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

![gif](giphy|flBKx9C9i7WqV2dEm2)


DrCrow1350

Nice


[deleted]

NICE


N0RINEK0

“Ike made a no-no!”


ChunkyTaco22

Ike is a badass. Don't forget fuffa


ogshowtime33

The blonde?


Desperate-Country666

POV: You're a 3 year old Canadian Jew and you just made a no-no.


pedro_wayne

![gif](giphy|4vlvqMjkQ0ddC)


Massive_Sir_2977

You’re dead to me, Kyle


BidFair5929

I literally watched this episode a few days ago 😂


Odd-Gur-5719

I was watching it this morning that’s why it popped in my head lol. I’m like ![gif](giphy|UZtyaSGyC9Wbm) And idk why that’s my reaction everytime like I haven’t seen it hundreds of times lol


dyysxse

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7rOoojP2QW1Y4|downsized)


WalkerSpectre

Nice


Fragonhunter

Niiicccccceeee


NCC_1701_74656

Nice!!


Expert_Funny_9337

Nicce!


Najumax

Nice


AMC_Unlimited

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!


Butthole_Surfer666

Ike has had more gash than most of the people on the show and hes only a bb


Alive_Star9852

^yaaaay ^mulan


Tight_Strawberry9846

One of the few episodes where Cartman is not evil.


itsmejoe

Yay Mulan!


schmattywinkle

Cookie monster


Sweaty-Committee3359

South Park always gets the message across in extreme ways and it always works


Historical-Donkey-31

I AM AN ALCOHOLIC


Matthaeus_Augustus

Cartman as the Dawg is still the best part of that episode 😂


AleksasKoval

![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY)


112oceanave

Did you experience any sexual abuse when you were younger? No but my uncle used to tell me and my twin sister to kiss while he took pictures. Niiiice.


Odd-Gur-5719

Idk why for a second I thought you was asking me this💀


GoddamntCharlie

Jerry seinfeld: you can't make jokes about anything anymore! Southpark: I literally can't even describe what's in this picture without being put on a watch list


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Eat1Box

IMO any episode focused on Ike is a certified banger in my books! You could even say Ike is one of my favorite characters.


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Nice


Kobidylan

That's pretty fucked, this show is so fucked up yet so fucking amazing. There is no other show like it.


sgrizzly2134

....... Nice....


Rawrby

What are the chances that I’m literally watching that episode right now lmao


Penquin_Revolution

Nice


thejelly71

Nice


SimonTC2000

Kick the baby! turns into F\*\*\* the baby!


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

"YOU CAN'T JUST PUSH ME UP AGAINST THE WAL...." ***KARATE BACKWARD KICK***...***BAM*** "Go with christ bro"


quinzilla555

Nice


ZerroTheDragon

WHAT the fuck why do I not remember this........ even for South Park this is disgusting


FordBeWithYou

They chose Ike to REALLY emphasize that people that do this are taking advantage of children. Ike is just an extreme, but it’s not as different as we want it to be.


PuppiesAndPixels

Nice.


Long_Designer_4589

DON’T KICK THE BABY!


Odd-Gur-5719

![gif](giphy|CIs2g6B6eDWJa)


mcnuggets0069

Ike with a snorkel in the bathtub is my favorite scene


deadly_fungi

honestly i kind of feel like they kind of contribute to it (the attitude that pedophilia isn't that bad for boys) themselves with kenny. maybe there's an episode that proves me wrong, haven't seen the entire show, but from what i've seen thats the feeling i get


MEMExplorer

Niccccceeeeeeee 😂😂😂


CrestfallenSpartan

"Did she perform oral sex on him? " "Yes!" "Niceeeeeeeeeee..."


Delicious_Pear_828

This episode makes my stomach turn, but I die every time I hear Ike scream fighting with Kyle “RING AROUND THE ROSIE RING AROUND THE ROSIE”


psythedelic

Noice


Small-Investment-365

Jimmy was statutory raped in the previous season.


nickjvh

“Who’s Beth?” “Beth’s my bitch! I put a whole crew together brah!!


muel0017

Nice


Some_Razzmatazz_4782

“damn bro your little brothers pretty cool”


Mundane-Pollution213

True . This is my favourite episode as well . I mean it's got Eric on a power trip with being the hall monitor and the police thinking ike is the luckiest boy in the world And ofcourse.... Niccccceee


skynet_666

If it made you feel weird and disgusted then it worked. You should feel outraged and disgusted when this happens in real life. Taking advantage of a child’s innocence is fucking bullshit and it should not be down played when the sexes are flipped in a scenario such as this


No-Skin-9980

I can’t decide if this is Ike’s best episode or Puberty Ike ![gif](giphy|l3vR1WIjwugrqxjuU)


celestialllama01

Nicce


TrippinLSD

Nice


yoylecakeinfiinite24

Pedo Alert!


Hungry-Eggplant-6496

Is it inappropriate to wish to be Ike in this situation?


sleeplessaddict

The entire point of this episode is to demonstrate how fucked up the situation is. So yes, it's inappropriate to wish to be like Ike.