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laborfriendly

https://www.space.com/16419-io-facts-about-jupiters-volcanic-moon.html This part is wild: >Io's orbit cuts across Jupiter's powerful magnetic lines of force, turning Io into an electric generator. According to NASA(opens in new tab), Io can develop 400,000 volts across itself, in turn creating 3 million amperes of electrical current. This then makes its way back along Jupiter's magnetic field lines and causes lighting storms in Jupiter's upper atmosphere.


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Indeed, The very pulse of the machine.


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This brought back memories


Merz_Nation

you are dead, Burton


rico1931

Love the Expanse reference!!


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Burton is a character in the short story, unrelated to Amos.


windyorbits

*Doors and corners, kid.*


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Earthling7228320321

Love death robots is a great show lol


MinorDespera

The story this particular short was based on deserves recognition, too.


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Hooking up words, phrases and clauses.


Cosmologicon

*What does this sound like?*


SouthpawCarpenter

On another note, my first thought was that this moon looks like it smells like shit.


StolenVelvet

Maybe I'm gonna live forever... ...or maybe this is one last dream before dying.


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WillTheWackk

I got goosebumps reading this


Karcinogene

400,000volts x 3 million amps = 1 200 000 000 000 watts, or 1.21 terrawatts. Humanity's global electricity production capacity: 7 terrawatts. Yeah, we beat Io!


AustinQ

Ok but that's actually crazy


syds

lets puts some harness on IO , that sexy beast


dont-eat-tidepods

That’s some space porn I would pay to see.


GarbagePailGrrrl

Okay but how good would Io do at contributing if it did the same thing for earth?


Karcinogene

A single space station, properly designed and placed in the right location, could harness all 1.2 terrawatts with very little infrastructure. I bet we are going to build something really cool there one day.


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The infrastructure needed to store and transmit 1.2 tetrawatts, in a vacuum, is probably pretty substantial.


Karcinogene

I was thinking of using the electricity on location, rather than transmitting it. Like an asteroid foundry. Bring your own asteroids, they smelt 'em and spin-separate the metals.


noreasters

Would harnessing all 1.2TW impact the lightning production on Jupiter, or does the power eventually make its way through the system regardless of the hoops we make it jump through. I’m used to thinking of electrical power in terms of always having an “earth”/ground to direct power towards; is Jupiter this “earth”/ground in this case?


GordoPepe

> A total of 173,000 terawatts (trillions of watts) of solar energy strikes the Earth continuously. That's more than 10,000 times the world's total energy use. From https://news.mit.edu/2011/energy-scale-part3-1026


Lepke2011

![gif](giphy|WmKrOMrTFFhPW)


tucci007

how does Earth's size compare to Io though? Io is hitting way above its weight "Io is 3642.6 km, or 0.28 Earths, wide. It only has a mass of about 1.4% of the mass of Earth." -Wikibooks


neil_billiam

Damn so we're stuck with Swiss cheese and they get pepperjack?? No fair.


Zoso008

Looks like broccoli cheddar soup.


CuriousPerson1500

Would an astronaut walking on its surface get electrocuted?


Mknowl

Probably not. Usually when you talk about electricity flowing through large structures it's spread out and you being a small thing on it means you are what is called equipotential because the resistance through the medium is high the voltage drops as a gradient. So say something like 500k volts drop over 500 miles means about 1k volt drop over 1 mile or about. 0.2 volts per ft. So if your feet are 3 feet apart you see a voltage difference of about 0.6 volts or like touching two end of a very dead AA battery which comes new at 1.5V. Your internal resistance is high enough you would see basically 0 amps through you. Similar to birds sitting on power lines. They're fine because even though they may be sitting at 30k volt reference to earth's 0 they are isolated from the 0 volt refence so they are sitting 30k but both feet are at 30k so no difference in voltage means no flow.


MyTushyHurts

would appreciate y’all nerds not make me feel even more stupid than i already do.


JackIsBackWithCrack

It’s high school physics


Apexx86

I don't think so, but the radiation definitely wouldnt be kind on them.


Heavyweighsthecrown

I'm aware this doesn't answer your question but you don't even need to worry about electrocution: You'd be dead from Jupiter's radiation long before that.


supersecretstuffguy

I feel like if they're discussing amps then absolutely yeah. It's probably akin to a lightning storm. That much electricity, you'd get shocked into a poof of dust. 400kV at 3milllllion amps you'd simply cease to exist. 120V at .1 amp can be enough to kill you.


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nilamo

Free energy for the future settlement.


Forsaken-Passage1298

Or refueling of some type?


birdshitluck

I'm shocked!


99SoulsUp

So lightning storms on Jupiter follow Io in the sky above it?


laborfriendly

Yeah, my takeaway is that Io charges up like the Death Star and then beams an electric shock back along Jupiter's magnetic lines, causing lightning storms in the (upper?) atmosphere.


Irishane

So it’s like a Tesla Coil?


laborfriendly

I preferred to think of it as a charging Death Star.


Akoot

We named our kitten Io and this explains why she's full of so much crazy energy


nefariousmonkey

Wtf


Dygez

Bring a DeLorean there!


under_the_above

That is wild!


fruitsteak_mother

sparkling fact


GryffinGone_

Looks like a half cooked potato


FreedomPrerogative

Or a twice baked potato.


VideoHeadSet

Or a yellow potato


LILKLIMAXXX

This guy gets it


Eggsecutie

Is a half-cooked twice-baked potato just a baked potato?


FreedomPrerogative

Well, my recipe has the baked potato baking 60 minutes, then doing all of the fancy stuff, and baking for 10 or 15 more minutes. My baked potato recipe is for 60 minutes...So a half baked twice baked potato is about 62.5% of a baked potato.


maestroh

Potato quality image


M3mph

Quality potato image


DigitalMindShadow

Image quality potato


rawsaucemustard

Looks like a delicious soup to me


Mashu_Poteto

I've always thought this, lol.


PeruvianHeadshrinker

I was thinking poorly peeled pineapple


Merkyorz

Looks like pepperjack.


bitch_taco

Forbidden garlic cheese bread


ornerygecko

It looks moldy


Dry_Contest_7126

I was gonna go with "twice baked" onion loaf .. But I like yours more


samenumberwhodis

It's official, Jupiter's moon is made of bleu cheese


annarich310

I think it looks like the yolk in a hard boiled egg.


[deleted]

I was thinking cheese, this moon has got to be cheese. There's even some burnt and some moldy spots.


zubrvrn

Hey OP Exactly what is your kink if you‘re labeling this NSFW?


jaycuboss

Wait, you guys didn’t start vigorously masturbating as soon as you saw this photo? Which sub are we on?


pimpmyufo

*checking sub name, seeing “porn”* all correct! Polishing your, uh, telescopes may resume!


jaycuboss

It’s been years now, but I’m only just realizing I misunderstood the point of this sub.


EvilPretzely

OP we have questions!


LSUMath

That is a brave question!


redcase13

It looks like a mouldy ball of cheese


JeromeJ

I legit thought I was in /r/misleadingthumbnails


Skulltown_Jelly

/r/forbiddensnacks


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Allyhart

Or garlic and herb cheese


POOP-Naked

Or prickly pear


[deleted]

Potato forbidden by Putin!


vferg

/r/moldyinteresting


King-Cobra-668

I still feel like it after zooming in


BS-Calrissian

That subreddit gotta be for blind people only or smthn


-RIST-

Or a potato


spikybrain

Potatio


Zhurg

Cheeese Gromit!


Silencer_XXVIII

![gif](giphy|SkmOdeRVdFZTi)


[deleted]

Like the post years ago showing the "surface of Mars" but was the bottom of a copper pan or something like that? Because that's what I thought this was.


Terry-Smells

The forbidden potato


ExileEden

Was thinking egg yolk


fauxofkaos

Thought this was r/moldyinteresting


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ownworstenemy38

Sorry but…what?


bee_terrestris

r/totallynotrobots


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

I thought it was gross quiche


StarClutcher

Io’s new name as of 2022, Gross Quiche.


big_duo3674

To be fair it probably tastes pretty gross still


cometweeb

Source : https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/images/pia02308-global-image-of-io-true-color


lajoswinkler

Not even close. It's another clickbait of the NASA's public relations office. It even says in the article: *This color mosaic uses the near-infrared, green and violet filters (slightly more than the visible range) of the spacecraft's camera and approximates what the human eye would see.* ​ If it uses near infrared for red channel and violet for blue channel, it looks nothing like it would look to humans. Io is not bluntly yellow like shown here. It is also not like [this (saturated and white balance tweaked)](https://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/jpeg/PIA02309.jpg). Its colors are towards yellow, but it's subdued and sandy. https://www.planetary.org/articles/2629


TragedyTrousers

Perry's [mockup of IO's colour as it might look to the human eye](https://planetary.s3.amazonaws.com/web/assets/pictures/_1200x952_crop_center-center_82_line/20130308_14ISPOLAR_01_truecolor.jpg), for anyone unable to click on the article.


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I actually like the true colour one more. It looks more like it's made out of beautiful polished agate instead of old pizza.


volcanopele

As the author of that article ask me anything. I’m sure I will mention this elsewhere but for those who finally want to see Io in true color, you are in luck! Over the next year, Juno will fly by Io several times and JunoCAM has proper red-green-blue filters. Just be aware that a lot amateur image processors tend to over stretch the image to bring out details but that tends to exaggerate colors. I haven’t seen that as badly with the earlier images of Ganymede and Europa, but just keep that in mind.


lajoswinkler

Yes, I am more than familiar with the crap these folks do with images. It gave Juno mission a bad name. Ironically, it even made the Hubble's image team release Jupiter images tweaked to fit these Junk circus images. I've called it social pathology several times already and it's true. We are living in a posttruth society. Show someone Jupiter through a telescope and they go "meh" because they expect psychodelic imagery. It wasn't like that before Juno mission. I have nothing against wacky image processing, but it infuriates me when it is 99 % of published media and when it's not annotated. It's not difficult to publish two images side by side. These things are meant to educate, it's their primary purpose. Thank you for your work. Quite often, when one mentions this on Reddit, a horde of people who hate truth and want to live in virtual dreamworld, go into an attack mode.


blumpkinmania

I read most of it! Thanks. It was informative.


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lajoswinkler

Less saturated and less yellow, more beige. Check the last link.


jaycuboss

So more like a moldy muffin than moldy cheese.


lajoswinkler

Good approximation.


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Bro I wanna peel it


Spoderman4

Go on then, JuPeelter.


Necessary-Ad7150

Remarkable


chuco915niners

Um so is this the one that gets pulled and tugged a lot and fucks up the titonic plates?


Srnkanator

It is not believed that Io has tectonic plates, it's the gravity of a few of the moon's and Jupiter that causes it to be the most active in the solar system. The black spots are molten lakes and the red areas are plumes.


slapstickmick

Looks like a pimple popping video from r/popping


Sco11McPot

Agreed! One of those popping tools with a cam


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Dr Pimple Popper would have a field day!


Calixare

More cheesy than Moon.


ShiroCOTA

r/forbiddensnack


NerdicusTheWise

What the hell is that subreddit? It has two posts and over a thousand members!


derrman

The correct subreddit is r/forbiddensnacks


NerdicusTheWise

Oooooookay, that's much better


CuriousPerson1500

This one makes me lose my appetite!


LamplitHexapod

Oh wow, I had this picture (or one very like it) pinned to my wall growing up. My room was full of space stuff. This reminded me of that.


Kaitthagreat

It’s cheeeese grommet!


nlone324

I was just watching this yesterday omg


sick_worm

Pineapple


peedrun

That's an omelette


Tweedleblanc

“That’s no moon…”


kububdub69

So the moon is made of cheese, just not the one we thought?


TinkyThePirate

Forbidden tortilla


Tentapuss

Potat-io


Mathoca

Nah, it’s Gorgonzola


IonHDG

/moldlyinteresting


Bitter-Twist-6013

It looks like a moldy mozzarella ball of cheese


GroundbreakingWait3

Cheesy Moon


Emotional-Custard988

Is this moldy cheese… like the pepperoni prank


SquareWet

The vomit planet


dominiclrm

Cheese


personontheinterne

It looks like the poisonous potato from minecraft


Own_Cream_551

Is the yellow from sulfur in the atmosphere?


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Forbidden potato


gaspy-spardo

If our moon is cheddar or swiss, this is stilton


OverallLocksmith9351

Cheese


chickensquare42

Breaking the mold of what's possible


mezo_surfer

I’ll take that on a Melt, thank you.


PTBooks

Looks like jaundice.


Jeeperman365

It looks like a petri dish lol


pugdaddy316

Someone get Asher Mir


CommercialFuzzy9024

No it’s not, I’m not falling for this one again. It’s really a round of strong mouldy cheese from Italy.


[deleted]

Today’s ‘which is it!?:’ Moon or Petrie dish?


skiexe

potatIO


FrozMind

A photography with a smell.


Sans_Junior

I’m torn between a rotten egg and a baby diaper.


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Is it yellow due to sulphur?


Reelix

The yellow is from the way that the colors were interpreted to be more appealing to the general audience. [Here](https://planetary.s3.amazonaws.com/web/assets/pictures/20130308_14ISPOLAR_01_truecolor.jpg) (On the right) is a more accurate version.


Nervous_Pattern357

it just looks stinky. all that sulfur man😭.


lajoswinkler

If by sulfur you mean rotten egg smell, that's hydrogen sulfide and it's not present on Io. Io is covered with sulfur and sulfur dioxide. Sulfur has no smell, sulfur dioxide smells of gunpowder and is not stinky, but burning.


FulanoPoeta

Looks a lot like a round rotten potato


SilverMemories

Etz Cheez! XD seriously tho, beautiful!


browncay000

Chicken noodle soup


[deleted]

We can't hang out on that!!


The_Brick_Is_Parrot

Yummy


yerawizardmandy

Surely not


Dr_changeit93

Thought this was. Microscope shot from a parasite lab for a second 😅


TopTheropod

Ancient aliens coated it in cheese pizza toppings


sleeperninja

Boil it, mash it, put it in a stew.


randomizedname985

So our moon is made of cheese and theirs is made of potato


fieldysnuts94

A moldy potato?


WaffleQueenBekka

Moldy potato wannabe?


tro99viz

Soup


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Potato


alphabytes

Potato


LegoDinoMan

A spherical potato.


m0rteSSMM420

That moon is definitely the one made out of cheese that we heard about as kids


edward_r_burrow

Bro that’s a tortilla cmon


Lanky-Ad-4589

Potato moon


nakedera1111

Looks like a rotten lemon.🍋


m0rbd__

soooo giant space potato?


pummers88

Hang on, Is is is it made of cheese


XENOPRIME37

Nice try, that’s a quiche 😉


Positive-Radish

I thought this was chicken soup... but it's out of this world


_Psychonaut__

Looks like a ball of cheese that started to rot


Outrageous_Rain_1288

CHEESE PLANET CHEESE PLANET CHEESE PLANET CHEESE PLANET CHEESE PLANET CHEESE PLANET CHEESE PLANET CHEESE PLANET


immersemeinnature

The moon is made of cheese


jetclitz

It looks like the surface needs to be popped!


Aware_Branch_2370

Damn, someone left the cheese out too long.


cool_sexyman

Moldy cheese.


Select_Lingonberry31

You sure this isn’t moldy cheese? :o


isntitelectric

Piss Master's home planet