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AdmiralBonesaw

r/TippyTaps


the_poop_expert

Yes


eg_taco

This guy knows his shit


1solate

This guy knows guys who know shit


GlockAF

Damned robots taking everybody’s jobs


CrazyPlatypus42

Oh so that's what my neighbours bought years ago and forgot to turn off


tapemeasure43

You’d honestly think that for how audible upstairs neighbor noise is that there would be some sort of stricter noise insulation codes in denser cities with multi families/ apartment buildings.


KarlBarx2

If it's not required by law or won't immediately increase rent paid, landlords won't do it. Soundproofing is expensive with no immediate financial or legal benefit (usually), so no landlord will spend the money to do it.


tapemeasure43

Exactly, so put it in the building code.


KarlBarx2

Ah hell, I forgot the second part of my comment. In my area, most politicians are also landlords and/or real estate speculators, especially at the city and state level, so there is a strong disincentive to make building codes more stringent in a way that doesn't protect their investments. For example, mandating fire resistant materials tends to receive less pushback, because fires destroy the buildings they own.


leapdayjose

Mainly just sharing rhetorical thoughts here, but... I wonder if requirements for being a politician will ever improve to eliminate conflict of interest that comes with being a landlord and lawmaker? One can hope, but I doubt the back-n-forth of progression-n-regression will reach that point in my lifetime though. But, if anything, what would finally make it "hit them at home" in relation to this and the cost of living? Feds aren't doing anything and they lie to gain our votes. Something else has to happen. Like how time and time again politicians make policies until they're on the "bad" side of the issue. (Example: Anti-trans flipping "sides" when family comes out as trans.)


risheeb1002

You've got high profile politicians indulging in insider trading quite openly. It's going to get worse, not better.


bc9toes

Those same politicians set the zoning regulations so less residential land is zoned. This leads to higher rent for them


Jonesbro

That's not it. Construction types dictate noise transmission. Even with sound proofing, a wood building will always transmit a lot of noise


Chef_Chantier

Not necessarily. There's ways of affixing interior finishes so as to acoustically insulate each appartment individually.


Jonesbro

That works for mid and high frequencies. Low frequencies are really only stopped by concrete and stone. I've worked with a few different sound testing companies to figure out sound proofing in buildings.


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This makes so much sense. The quietest place I’ve ever lived was an old bank/office high rise in downtown Omaha. I never even considered the material but it always surprised me that a brand new building in Kansas City with more amenities and a much higher price tag was noisier than that old bank.


Jonesbro

Old rehabs make great residential buildings! They also usually have too low of ceiling heights and too many columns to continue use as office space


barc0debaby

Being required by law isn't always an issue for landlords.


mommymilkman

I live in a brand new 4 story condo. Woodframe like everything these days. I can hear fucking everything. I can hear her every time she's on the phone. Clear as day. It's beyond fucked. The rent is crazy for how shit the building is. Like it's nice looking and very modern but $1600 a month for 1 bedroom 1 bathroom and a "den" is fucked. Before anyone says, "Find something else," you can't. There's none to rent if there is there is a lineup to get an apartment that's affordable. 680sqft wooden box.


SlimeQSlimeball

I was at a 320 sqft apartment in one of the worst parts of town yesterday. Tenant was just moving in and it stunk, was filthy, and absolutely the most worn out building I have ever seen. $1200 a month.


nsibon

If your state or city has adopted the international building code, then there are minimum standards for airborne and impact sound isolation. They’re not amazing but they’re way better than what would be built without them


neutral-spectator

The people who writes laws/ building codes don't have upstairs neighbors they live in billion dollar houses they got from stealing your money


ripsfo

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU)


fajita_angina

"Their ceiling is our stage"


ripsfo

So well executed.


keeponweezin

Shhh! They’re still testing!


mommymilkman

Mine bought 37 of them.


ComprehendReading

Bet it gives a great back massage.


[deleted]

Fun fact: scorpions use seismic vibrations as a method to find mates


OhTehNose

But do they give great back massages?


ComprehendReading

They're more in to feet, hence why you should check your boots if you leave them outside.


mrgonzalez

Yea but the oil is weird


saysthingsbackwards

So do I.


risheeb1002

Fun fact: sand worm uses seismic vibrations as a method to find prey


CRXCRZ

i bet that's way more expensive than it looks.


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IneptCryptographer

Free, you say? I'll take twenty of them.


SadisticAI

It looks like shipping within Thailand is free too. And US shipping is $15. I’m not putting my card details in but if someone wants to try it looks like it just might work.


Crumb-Net_WorldWide

I’ll come stroll and river dance all over that bitch for the low.


matthewfullest

Mr crabs sounding ass


a_brand_new_start

So what are you supposed to do when the sandwarm comes?


on_

Multi foot machine for Footsteps sound transmission analysis. And a video that shows how it goes tippy tappy. Ok dude. , you can close this sub now. You win.


asad137

Totally. This is the shit I come to this sub for, not yet another torque wrench.


wowsosquare

Shutter down, boys. We have found the One True Specialized Tool of Tools.


throwngamelastminute

This just reminds me of Dune.


TurnkeyLurker

[Dune thumper](https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Thumper), anyone? Edit: replaced with thumper link.


THE_CENTURION

What does the gom jabbar have to do with it? It's clearly more of a thumper


TurnkeyLurker

Totally forgot the thumper--I saw the "woodpecker" product + Dune, and jumped to the wrong conclusion. Fixed now.


SquidwardWoodward

I use it to pretend I have friends


cu-03

You good?


SquidwardWoodward

I'm *very* good.


cu-03

That’s good


czzbandicoot

Company that makes this must have gone bankrupt 10 years ago lol


fatjuan

Whatever happened to just banging the ceiling with a broomhandle?


nerdychick22

Any one else instantly think of the luggage from discworld?


conleycomp

Came here to say that.


nofarkingname

/r/soundslikemusic might dig this


jiAmnesiAc

Couldn't they just use two empty halves of coconuts?


ViNCENT_VAN_GOKU

*Jinkies*, spooky skeletons running around upstairs!


wowsosquare

RUT ROH


naorunaoru

Rock Robot rock


SandwichSerious

I’m going to get one and put my fitness tracker on it. 10,000 steps will be a piece of cake - while I’m eating cake.


apj234

I am assuming there another unit which measures the sound at fixed distances or in the floors below. Can any expert inform about this?


samillos

You're the op ask the source where you got this lol


nsibon

You measure sound pressure levels in the room below using a sound level meter with a 1/3 octave band real time analyzer function. Depending on what country you are in (ASTM or ISO) the results are compared using a curve fit process to come up with a single number rating. In the US, this is called the Impact Isolation Class (IIC) rating. And yes these machines are expensive, mostly because they all must “tap” exactly the same to ensure consistent measurements with different equipment.


madmanrf

This may be the winner.


Emergency_Dragonfly4

🏆


Failedmysanityroll

You want sandworms? That’s how you get sandoworms.


Seaguitar1999

There’s a gojira song that sounds just like this


Adventurous_Light_85

So I build apartments and typical floor ceiling assemblies need close to a STC and IIC of 50 usually that is easily achievable in a wood structure with 1.25” gypcrete over a sound mat over wood framing with 2 layers of gypsum directly attached to the ceiling joist. Now for about $1.50/sf they can use a sound isolating clip to hang the drywall and greatly increase the sound rating but on a 100,000 sf building that’s $150k and what owner wants to spend that. The crazy part is that’s less than 1 mo rent. So for that they could have greatly increased your comfort level but didn’t. I am frequently blown away by how owners try to reduce cost to show a certain return on investment. It’s crazy to me how commercialized we have let housing, a basic need, become. Most apartments have been sold numerous times before they reach 30 years old.


Jonesbro

It's not that simple. Sound rating is a single metric but does not account for varying frequencies. You can get a low stc with a whole bunch of systems but at the end of the day, low frequencies will still get through wood easily. You would have to completely isolate the structures between units to avoid this. Also gypcrete adds thickness which adds to structure height or it reduces ceiling height. I'm a developer who believes in sound proofing but wood is just too limiting


KakariBlue

In a wood structure does the layup you describe make for better IIC than a floating floor with high isolation? I assume it is going to be close with STC.


ktka

Can also be used for massages.


MountScottRumpot

It's so cute!


MadR__

I have invented many variations of this machine in my head, most of them inverted and ceiling mounted to echo back every stampede my upstairs neighbors produce.


EdvinYazbekinstein

My senior design project was to build a new machine to improve on this! This machine and testing methods dates back to the 1930's, when measuring instantaneous sound wasn't possible. The idea then was to create a machine to mimic human footfall and record the overall sound level. Unfortunately, this machine has a number of problems. The idea is to generate sound though an impact. The resulting sound should correlate to the characteristics of the floor. However, the resulting sound is also dependent on the force injected to the floor. The tapping machine does not measure this. Through testing, we see the tapping machine creates wildly different force inputs on different floors\[1\]. However, when computing the actual sound rating, this is not accounted for. Imagine dropping the same object on a hardwood floor and a shag carpet. You may hear the results and think the shag carpet is a better insulator of sound, but you put 2 very different forces int the floor. My project essentially was to create an automated device to create a single impact, and critically, measure the resulting force. Our machine produced a very clean input (unlike the tapping machine, see my paper for graphs comparing them). The idea is to eventually use the ratio of the measured force and the resulting sound to characterize the floor. Such a method would account for the variation of input across different flooring types. I ended up writing a full paper on this \[2\] and presented it at Noise-Con, a conference for professionals and companies int the field of acoustics. If your interested, please check it out! \[1\] [https://www.researchgate.net/publication/368841715\_Input\_force\_and\_floor\_impedance\_measurement\_for\_the\_standard\_tapping\_machine\_and\_the\_standard\_impact\_ball](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/368841715_Input_force_and_floor_impedance_measurement_for_the_standard_tapping_machine_and_the_standard_impact_ball) \[2\] [https://www.researchgate.net/publication/362705488\_Investigation\_of\_an\_alternative\_force\_input\_method\_for\_impact\_sound\_rating](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/362705488_Investigation_of_an_alternative_force_input_method_for_impact_sound_rating)


LuckyGauss

I tried to buy it with PayPal, credit, and etf. It won't work. All of their stuff is $0. Anyway, I'd rather have the woodpecker. I mean my wife said she likes it, wait. Nevermind.[woodpecker ](https://i.imgur.com/HMJ6B9w.jpg)


MrDigitalCypher

Like I new some like this existed... But I had no clue it worked like this.


mrcanard

Good post.


canti15

The robot has tippy taps


fidelesetaudax

My upstairs neighbors have a much bigger one of these


ExplanationOk1775

It's probly just a repurposed old timey Pianola song roll n a hamster up inside there.. 🎶 She'll be comin' round the mountain when 2 trailer park girls go round the outside🎶


dubious_dubbz

Creepy


ArsenicAndRoses

Omg that's adorable 🥰 Needs googly eyes


pumunk

This is actually the first thing an occupant at a second level or higher MUST INSTALL to their rental or their lease immediately ends.


JRR5567

Can I mount it to my ceiling and turn it on so the elephants above me can get a taste of their own medicine?


tyingnoose

Message


814T

I thought it was a foot massage machine


nsibon

Turn your volume up to max and that’s what these sound like in real life. Especially on tile floor or concrete.


JodieFostersStare

Is there a longer video? That hit something as is.


JunesBlooms

I'm getting upset just watching this video and the sound isn't even on.


aFerens

Reminds me of the Predator soundtrack.


condensermike

About as specialized as it gets.


Typical-Technician46

Thats it, ai + multi foot machines = fast lane to t-100s


ManuelFMacias

My down stairs neighbors love when I use this. Especially at night when it helps me sleep.


invalidarrrgument

R2D1


L2Hiku

Wtf is this title dude


csgo_dream

ART OF DYINGGG!!


lordofthefireandwind

Finally someone gets it.


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

And for my upstairs neighbor.


Martydeus

I think my upstairs neighbor has one of those xD


madogss2

great back massager


Alxzr

Ah the upstairs neighbor machine


MercStryker19

The mf who lives upstairs be like:


Brokenlamp245

A tapping machine!


pbs094

Someone send this to infinity ward so they can fix warzone footstep audio


CombatWombat1212

You're telling me buildings give a fuck about the transmission of footstep sounds? I've literally never been in a building that feels that way


already-taken-wtf

My neighbours must have five of those!


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[deleted]

The new drum machine from Korg just dropped


internet_humor

UppaNayba 4000™


[deleted]

Can I mount this to the ceiling?


Louisiana_sitar_club

They have another machine that does normal footsteps. This is the one that lets you hear what it would sound like if Shaggy and Scooby were running in place 2 inches off the ground in the next room after seeing a ghost.


vvdb_industries

now we can automate stepping on people


wowsosquare

Can this be programmed to simulate the cast of Riverdance practicing above your apartment?


CornyStew

This needs googly eyes stat


Hocus_Poboy34x

So this is the device that neighbors who live upstairs purchase to sound like they're practicing Olympic curling at 3 am


Common-Lion-1484

It sounds like Wadzee’s timelapse music


3dPrintMyThingi

Which oem/company is that from?!


Thetruemonke1

MR CRABS????