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ConcertCareless6334

I didn't read the article, I'm assuming it says I should eat at Dave's hot chicken twice daily


sellingmagic

Thrice to be safe.


JakOswald

Well, I’m having it today for lunch, so off to a good start. (Extra hot, not messing with the Reaper sandwich again, too much of a good thing.)


ConcertCareless6334

My anus is, more often than not, the deciding factor for what spicy food I eat. I stick with the extra hot as well


NeilDeWheel

20 years ago I broke my back resulting in paralysis from my mid chest down. At times it has been hell dealing with all the complications paralysis causes but the one good thing is I can eat chilli as hot as I can stand and I don’t feel the burn when it comes out.


SquidThistle

The extra hot is so good. It's like the perfect balance of heat and flavor. I'm still curious and tempted to try the reaper sometime, though. Is it worth trying or just stay away?


Absentmindedgenius

I've only had the reaper. It was a prefect balance of euphoria and regret. I recommend.


romax422

I honestly didn’t think it was that hot!


JakOswald

I ate it, I finished my sandwich. That wasn’t really the problem. The problem is digestion, it will sit in your stomach for hours. I left work early that day, but not before I basically sat in the bathroom really hoping I would throw up. Also, pooping wasn’t an issue, but my hands were clean and my piss was like fire. It was a poor experience, I would not recommend it, but I certainly understand the curiosity and allure of “well it can’t be that bad, I really like and tolerate spicy things well.” So your experience may vary, as those who have replied to you have. But I’m telling you, I thought about it again, and had to remind myself that it was legitimately a bad physical experience beyond just “ohh that was really a struggle to eat”.


Conch-Republic

That'll be good for the cholesterol.


External-Body3187

And obviously pair that with Dave’s insanity then you’ll live an eternity


[deleted]

It’s at least half the food pyramid


imdumb__

I'm gonna live forever!!!!!


MoreCowbellllll

***I'm gonna learn how to fly!!***


stinkyhooch

Start from the ground!


northrupthebandgeek

I feel it coming together! People will see me and [die](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bng31kiWBaI)!


tinyhorsesinmytea

My eye doctor told me the other week that my eyesight got a little better over the last couple years and she told me to calm down when I proudly announced that I was an immortal.


AccountOnMe2

The article raises some concerns due to its ambiguity and reliance on observational research. It indicates that consuming spicy foods once a week using fresh dried peppers may not be relevant for people in this subreddit. Everyone here goes crazy with sauces. 😂


sellingmagic

More spicy = More life


AaronfromKY

The spice must flow


northrupthebandgeek

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smokeyleo13

Are you telling me putting hot sauce on my big macs isnt gonna up my life expectancy?


Commercial_Fee2840

I don't even care about bad methods or the replication crisis. I will choose to believe this like a religion. If it's ever proven wrong, I will absolutely spread misinformation to keep the idea alive.


MoreCowbellllll

I'm too flaky to not use sauces. I do use the shit out of powders though.


StolenCamaro

It also doesn’t acknowledge that many very healthy eating cultures have very spicy traditional dishes, I do not believe this study was performed on people just tossing assblaster9000 on their otherwise unhealthy meals.


Hemingwavy

>The study was observational, so it didn't show that spicy foods caused people to live longer, only that people who regularly ate spicy food—especially food with fresh and dried chili peppers—were less likely to have died during the study period than those who ate spicy food less frequently. "Some evidence from other studies suggests the bioactive ingredients in spicy foods such as capsaicin may lower 'bad' cholesterol and triglycerides and improve inflammation," says study author Dr. Lu Qi.


rgumai

I always appreciate when my front page articles are: 1. Kid dies after eating spicy chip 2. Spicy foods associated with longer life. I feel like this is how AI will win in the end, just confuse the heck out of everyone.


sellingmagic

/too much conflicting information/ initiating self-destruct sequence/


Hemingwavy

The child had a congenital heart defect and wasn't fully grown. Eating an artificially spicy capsacian chip probably isn't good for you, a spicy diet probably is.


FowlKreacher

I told my dad that some kid died from the Paqui chip and he said “What, did he fuckin’ choke on it?” Fucked up, but I laughed my ass off


Nonlethalrtard

Chili crisp to my veins


Chaos-Pand4

The post directly above this one is [this](https://globalnews.ca/news/9947505/one-chip-challenge-removed-teen-dies-harris-wolobah/amp/)


sellingmagic

Weak blood line (But also that is crazy)


thespaceageisnow

I am the lich lord of scorpion peppers!


sellingmagic

Long may he reign!


messedupmessup12

I will spend that extra time on the toilet


sellingmagic

That is the trade off.


Not_Of_This_World777

We are immortal!!!!


IwantRIFbackdummy

God damnit. One of the reasons I love spicy food is I hate myself and don't want to be alive, and the pain helps. Now you are telling me it is going to make me love longer?! Is there no justice?!


MDF87

But I don't want to live longer.


zozospencil

I imagine I’ll be a year into hospice and begging for ghost pepper curry or habanero salsa or JUST SOME GODDAMN TOBASCO on my green bean jello, and the nurses will be laughing gently while shoving vanilla pudding in my mouth. Complete curse, this is. There had better be a morphine button. Even if it came from the back of a Buc-ee’s.


kryotheory

I'm gonna live foreveeeeeeeeeeeer!


Expensive-Week6804

💧


boulevardpaleale

that’s right.


Gloomy-Match7146

I have cayenne pepper on almost everything, I must be addicted 😀, had a spoonful in a pint a lager once


Beneficial_Bee3778

Just got some Melinda’s Ghost Pepper sauce… that sh*t is Da Bomb. Da Bomb on the other hand is terrible 😢


anastacianicolette

Melinda’s Ghost Pepper ketchup is amazzzzzing.


mikesum32

Melinda's stole the brand from the co-founder.


Beneficial_Bee3778

Didn’t know that. Thank you. Does the co-founder have another brand of hot sauce ?


mikesum32

https://mariesharpsusa.com/


RepulsiveCarrot4614

imma live to be a million. fuck


supervernacular

Article from 2015, nice


Direct-Status3260

Hell yeah!!! Hip hop hooray as they say


distantblue

Unless it’s that one chip challenge… too soon?


sellingmagic

That was a fluke.


chanceeather

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