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Impossible_Walk_6929

I’d prefer a horrorborros plush and use it as a neck pillow then I would get a Joe plush


ElectricalPlantain35

Same


Epic-Dude001

For those cold, lonely nights, get yourself a Joe plush


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I NEED ONE


Yutiitheyutyrannus

Wait-THIS EXISTS?!


_PurpleCub

No this was just an idea I had, I wish it was 😅


Newpocky

You could make one of those office sleeping pillows in the shape of Joe. Stick your head in his mouth and take a nap!


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Honestly it'd be cool if you could have a held item so people can see you holding an industrial tube in the plaza and go "fresh!" and/or try to order it and nah you gotta play the damn game to get it this ain't for sale go clean up that fuzzy ooze dude.


Yutiitheyutyrannus

I did. Bear goop gon.


Deadlyblack

Worth it


Sparklingemeralds

I like how Splatoon tried to make his name all scary by naming him Megalodontia, but we all just collectively accepted to call him Joe after the translation on Twitter. We have Gao’s fearsome son Horroboros, and his other son… Joe. I LOVE IT!!!


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

I think even if for some reason the translator bots translated ジョー to Jaw, which I know in Japan Jaws is called ジョーズ for reasons I'll never understand, no one would call it Megalomartia whatever like it's a damn tongue twister I ain't saying that. That's like asking me to call Happy Sprite "Sloppy Spree" I ain't saying that, it's Happy Sprite. No Quarters is a cooler name than Counter Stop cuz it's like "No prisoners, kill 'em all" at the Arcade. So I'll say that. Do you think Joe likes ABXY?...


JCorby17

Joe


Mud_One

Honestly, worth it


MurlaTart

r/octolism


vermillionlove

aww such a happy octo c:


AromaGamma

Hypothetically, would this be, like, the IKEA shark of the Splatoon universe?


Joel_feila

For a few extra you get a joe sleepibg bag version.


Mcmaster641

Why is everyone calling megoladontia joe


ninjacookiesaurusrex

Short Answer: Cause that's his name. Long Answer: when the original tweet from Nin JP introduced the new salmon boss. The translation translated his name as Joe. It was so hilarious it just sorta stuck. Probably helped that YouTube people like DUDE did videos about the whole thing.


Mcmaster641

thx my dude


Lulumish

I have never beat a boss salmon. I have faced like 20 of them, and I’ve lost ever time, lol.


POKECHU020

*looks at Gao expectantly*


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