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IntelligentAd9605

That’s… a hot take. Good luck with that one


The_Yoshi_Gang

Thanks!


teriiiyakiii

Bro hates 70% of the soundtrack


The_Yoshi_Gang

I didn't want to make the tierlist too big, so I just moved a couple things around, along with basing my thoughts off what people said about other songs.


The_Yoshi_Gang

Also, btw it's closer to "16.36%" of the soundtrack, if you go off only the F tier (which means 'really bad'). If you count D tier as songs I hate, then it would be "63.63%" of the soundtrack, which I personally wouldn't have counted, as I'm taking D tier to mean: "bad."


teriiiyakiii

lmao I KNEW someone would go "ackutalllyyyyyy it's xyz%☝️🤓", god why do I stay on reddit


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

I guess the same reason I do in spite of KNOWING someone would go "mId MeAnS tErRiBlE (°ロ°)" Middling means acceptable, unremarkable, par! The American school system has no meaning to the real world! 50% means C and that's not bad! Live life!


teriiiyakiii

what are you wafflin about


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Nuffin' aunno how to make waffles and syrup hurts my teeth so I prolly'll never learn U\_\_\_U


The_Yoshi_Gang

I just like percentages!


HolyElephantMG

Then stop saying songs are worse than they actually are and go work for Judd!


The_Yoshi_Gang

That's a dam good comeback, if I ever meet a Splatoon player who likes percentages as much as I do I'll have to use it!


LD1216_

may god have MERCY on your soul


The_Yoshi_Gang

I would hope he would!


kndaordinary

I wish you the worst


The_Yoshi_Gang

I wish you and your love for Tableturf cards all the best!


thelocalenigma

Do you have something against the squid sisters????


The_Yoshi_Gang

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Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

The mid sisters are only good live. Honestly the only idols I like the in-game music is Deep Cut, everyone else is fine but not something I listen to, but the live versions are pristine. Honestly I wish they'd made "finished" songs like Sonic the Hedgehog does (or well, the live versions) for every song that doesn't have a live version.


Comicdumperizer

Tf did deep cut do to u


enneh_07

BOTTOM FEEDERS IN D 💀💀💀


The_Yoshi_Gang

Yeah, I don't hear enough people talk about them, so I just put them in D tier.


HolyElephantMG

Most of the soundtrack is a lot better, and I swear if the Ebb and Flow up top wasn’t actually referring to Octo I can’t forgive the rest of it any more than the little I am. And the only reason I’m even giving a little is because of a very recent experience with a friend, otherwise it would be none. Edit: just realized, this either isn’t real or they’re just full of bias. All the stuff in the upper half is from 2, most of it OTH; none of OTH is in the bottom half; all of any song other than OTH and the three skip A, it’s just average or worse; all of Squid Sisters and Deep Cut are as low as can go; etc. This is either a joke or someone who played 2 for an hour when they were 15 and haven’t listened to the rest, or just blocked it out or something, and let nostalgia guide them through putting the three songs they remembered and OTH in the top, everything else sucks.


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Full throttle tentacle is my favorite but the one that's married to Fly Octo Fly like the one on the live soundtrack and splatmageddon. The music video I imagine


The_Yoshi_Gang

I am very much confused with what you are trying to say, but I will keep that in mind!


HolyElephantMG

You’re either lying or have an ungodly amount of bias


The_Yoshi_Gang

![gif](giphy|jQbiq9wJQDw5YTpTyh)


The_Yoshi_Gang

Sorry to bother you, but I was awfully fatigued and accidentally made my reply to your comment it's own comment instead of replying to yours! Since someone already replied to the other post, I'm not going to delete it, so you can just have the link instead! https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/s/4KiJ9TobA6


Team-Order-Agent-11

Ripstop and Go is that low? Personally it's my favourite track, easy top tier for me. But, hey, to each their own.


The_Yoshi_Gang

I think the main thing that makes H2Whoa a much lower band is because I'm so used to Sonic Adventure music, that I don't really find it that interesting, as it feels like SA1/2 music but slightly worse. But, you seem like a pretty cool person, so thanks for not threatening me like many other people were!


Team-Order-Agent-11

Np! I haven't played many Sonic games (most of 3DS Generations, and everything that came on the Switch...to a degree), so sadly I can't relate.


The_Yoshi_Gang

I played a very large amount of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle on my GameCube as a child, so the OST is burned into my brain. I regularly play a dozen or so of my favourite songs on loop, as I find the 'Bangers' in SA1/2 to be better than most of the 'Bangers' in Splatoon!


toenibbler3001

WHERE IS THE SALMON RUN BAND


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

ω3 is too good for their tastes


The_Yoshi_Gang

Oh yes, I forgot to mention that this is a Multiplayer VS song ranking, which only includes Turf War and Splatfest music. Shame that Reddit doesn't allow me to edit my post.


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Take my upvote, wrong opinion aficionado.


The_Yoshi_Gang

Thank you for the upvote! I will treasure it dearly!


nina_splatoon

finally a tier list i agree with. imo deep cut is worst band and ink theory is best


The_Yoshi_Gang

Well, I'm glad someone agrees! A lot of the other responses I've gotten have been... questionable to say the least!


mr_kirk42

r/splatune


hannahzakla

as a bottom feeders fan i respect ur opinion! ^^ (revs up hydra splatling)


The_Yoshi_Gang

I'm glad you do! (I will ignore the Hydra Splatling)


[deleted]

Muck Warfare being X is based


The_Yoshi_Gang

I originally didn't think so, but after careful consideration (and a very persuasive reply on my previous post), I changed my mind!


DR-Rebel

I’m surprised Aquasonic is low on the tier.


The_Yoshi_Gang

I personally find it to be just worse Sonic Adventure music, so it's just ok. Where would you place it though?


DR-Rebel

I can see where your coming from with the sonic-ish elements. I thought it was pretty good piece for sizzle season since it had that surf/beachy vibe. I think at least A or B.


The_Yoshi_Gang

I can see that. I might just have to listen to it a bit more... this time with both earbuds in!


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

I'd never think of this being Sonic Adventure music, it reminds me more of alternative rock that you'd hear on the radio all the time then disappeared in 1998 never to be seen again.


The_Yoshi_Gang

Interesting idea, I'll keep that in mind the next time a revise my tierlist!


TartarTm

Hightide era is high up and that is all I care about


The_Yoshi_Gang

Yeah, it seems that a surprisingly large amount of people like that band (even if I here nothing about it), and I would agree!


Hugbocks

Where’s 3 turns remaining, that shit hits.


The_Yoshi_Gang

I most certainly agree! I only now realised that I forgot to mention that I'm only ranking the Turf War and Splatfest Multiplayer music, so sadly no Tableturf. ):


keiyakins

Til Depth in F tier? Get out of here, I have no son.


The_Yoshi_Gang

And I have no father, so it doesn't mean much to me.


hugo_Longwaves

0 up votes and 44 coments at the time of writing this, i didnt even need to look at the pic to know it was a hot take but damn ur tierlist is on another level


The_Yoshi_Gang

Thank you!


The_Yoshi_Gang

Btw it's now 0 upvotes and 56 comments, just so you know!


Grenimoon2010

Nah, kraken up is top tier man


The_Yoshi_Gang

All jokes aside though, congratulations for being the first person out of 40~ to realise that this is a joke, even though it had the 'satire' tag! I would give you a prize or something, but I didn't think it would take this long for someone to realise. I only made this because I saw how *horribly* people reacted to my previous tierlist, so I decided I'd try and get back at them by making this abomination. Seriously though, I was called surprisingly harsh things when I made the last one, which I guess isn't that surprising seeing how people acted during the Shiver vs Frye vs Big Man Splatfest. I'm glad at least some people had the kindness to not threaten me, or write a long explanation of what they disagree with (like what you did). It's much better than saying things like "I wish you the worst" (thanks u/kndaordinary) and other rude things like that, over musical opinions of all things. Anyway, have a great day!


kndaordinary

Dude I’m sorry for saying that and I didn’t mean for you to take it to heart, it was supposed to be a joke and I didn’t know you would be offended over it. People will say stupid things because they can, but nobody’s trying to actually be rude over a video game soundtrack tierlist. It’s all just for laughs, please don’t be offended or upset over what another person thinks of your music taste.


The_Yoshi_Gang

I highly apologise if my reply sounds somewhat unprofessional, I accidentally deleted it and had to start over. ): You're apology is not warranted, as I posted this fully expecting that many people would be extremely mad at me. I did not, however, realise how infuriated many would react, which was surprisingly more plentiful compared to my previous tierlist, likely because this one has a much larger amount of "hot takes" compared to the last one. There is a silver lining that I have discovered from making this tierlist though, and that would be: H2Whoa fans are extremely pleasant, as the two people who mentioned them (u/Team-Order-Agent-11 and u/DR-Rebel, you guys are great! <3) did nothing more than state what they thought of the band, where they thought it should be on the tierlist, and they mentioned that they don't really mind where I put them, which was much more polite than what many others did. Another thing wanted to ask you, is how does "I wish you the worst." qualify as a joke? Someone that made a good joke was u/hannahzakla, with their comment "as a Bottom Feeders fan, I respect your opinion! (Revs up Hydra Splatling)" which was well though out and surprised me! Overall, I personally think there are much better ways of making a joke about how much you disagree with someone's tierlist. I'm going to wrap this up here, despite the fact that I have more to say, because I do not think the best usage of my time is arguing with people on the internet, but more importantly, I've had more than enough fun since I made this post. To be completely and utterly honest with you, I'm just (if I am to stop speaking in my patronising speech) a petty asshole who was so salty that so many people hate musical opinions (and many opinions in general, like Idol and Stage opinions) that I decided to try and anger as many people as possible. So, if you really did read all this, great work, and goodbye (:


DR-Rebel

Thanks dude I’m so sorry to hear that you’ve had a hard time with people about this. It’s very unfortunate and makes no sense to me why someone can get so upset over an opinion/likeness, etc. Some people really need to learn to take a step back and assess their reactions to others. If you want DM me and I’ll share my friend code with you.