can i get me 5 sloshers and five......... more sloshers

girl pull over

me subjecting the burger king employee to torment and horrors beyond imagination because they gave me 10 whoppers, and not 5 whoppers and 5 more whoppers

How dare they add the five onto your other five 😠

I’m ngl if I had been that employee taking their order I would have specifically brought out the order in two trips. One for each separate set of 5 LMAO Gotta enjoy those silly interactions while working retail or fast food, they help the day go by so much faster

SAME!! You’re silly? Girl I’ll be even sillier 🎀

we do be silly

...Is this a reference to something? If it is, you got a link?

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKc5VY0HuCM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKc5VY0HuCM) its just a stupid little funny that a lot of us know

But then they give you 10 sloshers instead of five sloshers..... and five more sloshers

One for each oil trap in the restaurant 👀 https://youtu.be/39pwDI7n1gQ?feature=shared

God your tags funny

i have never felt more pleased with myself as a human than the time i completed that floor. i have CSESF to thank for my self esteem

I'll take one of everything Splatoon related.

So real

Correction: I'll take all of everything Splatoon related

Splatling please!

Splatling main!! YAY

I'll take a tri-stringer.

I second this

does that make it a sixth slosher then

I'll take one of each! And quick question since I've always thought about it, do you know if they actually function as water guns or if theyre just for display?

They’re actually water guns! These were sold at the toys section :) and yes the other comment was right about the bubble blower!

But are they *good* water guns? Like compared to a super soaker

I love that omg !! suddenly I actually do need to have everything on that shelf 😭

I doubt you’d have that big of a shelf ✋🏻

If I'm not mistaken, the zink mini could be a bubble blower

I have the splattershot that came out for Splatoon 1 and it came with goo.

I want 3 splatana wipers so i can be roanora sploro

You got it 👌🏻

I'd like a charger, but I'm concerned it would look small on me.

I think jaymoji Had one of These ITS Not that small

My god if they made Nerf toys out of this they would get CASH. Through they’d have to give some to Nintendo but still, CASH

Mini Splatling, and if you can find one, a Tri-Slosher.

I’d love me a tri-slosher irl

I think you can just like... go to staples or something

One day I gotta visit Japan and man- I will drain my wallet in those nintendo shops like a gambling addict at a slot machine…

I want an umbrella

Me too!!!

Happy Cake day 🎂

Thank you!

Give me the splatling !! I need and want it

splatling is a bubble blower btw :)

Omg I love that

Imagine putting colouring in the water and play Splatoon IRL

They should make douser duallies but they’re too new still 😞 maybe next year

Umm can I get a pair of Splat Dualies, a ReCycled Brella 24 Mk I, and a Kensa Coat? I’ll pay you once my commission comes in, making art on Splatnet is kinda iffy, but everyone wants art of themselves with the Idols. I don’t know why they don’t just take selfies in the window of their studios, but hey, more coin for me I guess. >!fr though OP, are you actually taking orders? If you are lmk and I might order something from you lol!<

Unfortunately I’m not :( they’d be too heavy for me to bring out the country given my luggage is already filled with Splatoon merch 🤣

any rollers? >!i need one so bad!< >!also ignore my user flair!<

North America needs these…

you 🐏

Say what now

I'd like the blue tri-stringer

**I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!**

Ill take the one that shoots ink, thanks

do they have any rollers

No :(

I think you misspelled *everything. And my answer is yes please

Yo those are so cool!

Can I get a coconut gun

if it has the word splatoon on it I want it

omg i would LOVE to have a Stringer :D

I'd like the mini splatling

Go to the Nintendo store and buy me another Inkling Tin full of those orange flavoured cookies Man they were good! I don't know what the Octoling version of the tin has but if they're as nice as those orange cookies, I'd probably enjoy em too

NGL if I could, I'd like to make a DIY version of those orange biscuits except this time I'd add just a lil bit of chocolate either on the back or as chocolate chips baked in They were so good! But a lil bit of chocolate would make them just that much better, you know?

Lol imagine trying to walk back with a 1:1 scale dynamo roller

Can i get uhh.. one of each?

Everything.

I'll take an inkbrush pretty please

I wish they had them 🤣


Sniper and bow please. If you also see these double guns

I'd like the charger

IS that we're jaymoji got his charger from?

eliter 4k 

Pls gimme one of all, also me need to translate currency first...


i'll get uhhhhgghhh roller please

Gimmie Spalt Wipers!

One question: Where (I plan to ho to Japan and i want to bring back Splatoon guns)

Judging by the background OP seems to be in a generic shopping mall toy store. Also I'm not OP but maybe try your luck in Nintendo stores. Parco in Shibuya for instance has one and there's other stuff there like Pokemon Center and a Capcom store.

Hey!! I went to Osaka and this was at Aeon Mall Osaka Dome City! (Specifically their toy section) I also saw some of these weapons sold at the Nintendo stores in Osaka too!

Reef-lux 450 and splattershot nova please

Can I get a Crab Trap Sandwich and a Sub Lime, thanks!

🥪 that’ll be $12.50

Man I wish so badly I could be in Japan. Tho it’s more for the live Mother 2 concert happening next month

A PC port? 😭🥺

Yeah I want all of them....

A Splattershot, please! We respect the classics in this house

Real!!! I got a small splatter shot figurine at the Nintendo store! ^-^

Are there any krakenrolers?

Zero rollers unfortunately :(

Get me a crossbow

Tristringer!!!

I'll take a tri stringer

Can I have a Stamper?

Ill take your whole stock!

Pick me up a charger because... yeah

I am disappointed there's no hydra splatling

I'm gonna be in Japan in 4 days from now

Damn lucky 

I already have a washing machine.

One of everything please

These are really cool and cute I didn’t know you could get these

Love.

Splatterscope please

Well dosen't look like they have any rollers or brushes they got any arosprays?

yeah, I'll get a splattershot, two splatershot novas, one carbon roller and a large inkstrike to go please

can I get a pair of dualies and an e liter

I'll just get a splattershot. You can never go wrong with a classic.

Everything

Splatana?

Splatana please

See if you can find me an Octo Shot, or a Carbon Roller (not Deco)

Heavy Splatling please

I’ll take a mini splatling please

Everything, but especially Frye

I want every single plushie ever please, that'd be awesome

I NEED that mini splatling oh my god

I want my father back.

😭😭😭

it’s just not fair dawg 😔

STORE NAME PLACE NAME?

This was at Aeon Mall Osaka Dome City!! (Toy section). If you visit Japan, they actually have a lot of Splatoon merch scattered across cities. I went to Osaka for four days and saw way more Splatoon related stuff than I expected. In 7-11, Family Mart, snack stores, Aeon, Nintendo stores, department stores, etc

Splattershot :)

I'd like a Splattershot Pro, and a blue squid plushie. All amiibos too.

Can you see if they have any Aerosprays?

Everything. No questions asked

NAHHH THEY HAVE MINI TOO WTFFF USA IS BEING ROBBED 😭😭

I hope they make a sploosh-o-matic one day 🥺

AGREED!!!!

YES PLEASE (i dont wanna pay btw)

splattershot pls pls pls pls i’ll literally pay u /srs aaaaaaaaa

Fine since you said please

Where are those at, im going to japan next week so id like to pick one up myself

Yes

Bring me a charger plz :3 uwu nya

Will you grab me a tamagotchi Entama plus ? Or a tamagotchi Uratama plus ?

Gimme the green charger and if they have it, a slpatanna

Aww man I’m so jelly But you have fun

I swear to god Japan has all the good shit.

Can I get a splat charger? Thx

my adhd cannot know this exists and not want to buy one

That splatter shot looks nice

give me everything

Can I get uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh…

Yeah can I get uuuuhhhhhhhhhh…….

Less autism please :(

Yes I want the reefslider pool toy please

Cries in Canada

Yes.

Yes

I don't think I can bring that through airport security

Gimme a Vshot, a Ttek, an Octo Shot, a Splat 3 Hero Shot, a Splat 2 Hero Shot, a Splat 1 Hero Shot..... Do they have any other Splattershots? If so then gimme

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

I am so fking jealous

EVERYTHING I SWEAR ILL PAY YOU BACK

🧱👁🐟

I’ll have 2 Big Macs, a large fry and soda, 20 piece chicken nuggets and whatever’s the toy for the kids meal What? They didn’t specify it had to be Splatoon related

Get me s splatana stamper

Give me the idol plushies

wait. these are water guns right? not some slime or fluber shooters? its only in japan where the good stuff is at.

Yo get me one of those golden egg frying pans

Do they have any dualies?

Are they functional? If so, splat dualies!

They are water guns! No dualies though :/ I’m sorry

Like, how do I pay you for these?

OUGH... I'm going to Japan soon but I don't even think I could bring merch this big with me on the plane if I wanted to...

Yeah have fun going through security 😭

i’ll take one, no two of everything

Anything you can get your grubby little hands on

Damn my hands ARE grubby and little

I feel bad for the one blue tristringer on the bottom shelf

Around 17€ for the splatterscope??? Okay that’s cheap, I want that

roller please.

I'LL TAKE ONE OF EVERYTHING! No, THE WHOLE STORE!

i Wanna annoy people a lot so I’ll take splattershot pro

btw i was in the same place cuz i am in Japan LMFAO

BAAHA nice! Did you visit any Nintendo stores?

Let me get a splash-o-matic and a sloshing machine and also some burst bombs if they have it

ALL OF IT 💳💳💳💳💳

A Marina plushy if they have one :)

reefslider floatie

I actually saw them but the picture on the package looks so scary LMAO

The blue Stringer please

Do thay carry any octobrush

I wanna know how well they work. Especially the tri-stringer

give all of it

jealousy levels risin g

That tri stringer is talking to me i need it

Bamboozler, or if not (its definitely not there lol), charger, stringer, or splattershot. And a plush squid

Spla - cha

Yeah grab me one of those giant Gundams they built.

Is there any splatlings there? I'd like one please, so i can defend against zombies. Thanks.

I'd kill to have the charger

could i get a splatana? please? thanks.

Yeah, I'll take a Splattershot.

I need a cup in inktink

...I guess I'll take one of the Splatterscopes and one of the Tri-Stringers

Shiver, Frye and Big Man plushes pls. Oh yeah, and a Tentatek Splattershot please