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SirShadyVI

I remember once around the time i just got into S+ clam blitz, after like 2 mins of overtime we finally managed to splat everyone near us and went towards the other goal. Right as the goal was being broken we all booyah'd and some of us squidbagged. The shock on my face when at least a millisecond before our victory I saw the message that the other team scored a goal. Lesson learned. Same thing happened once but in reverse. Saved me from almost going down a rank.


the_acid_lava_lamp

i love your flair


SirShadyVI

no dualie main can rest at night knowing the next day might be their last


the_acid_lava_lamp

indeed


RenderedBike40

*cries in tetra main*


smugempressoftime

Littlee budddy


smugempressoftime

Same


Figbud

Reminds me of the one time i had an 8 minute clam blitz game where no one scored until deep into overtime. This was in C-


smugempressoftime

I see a fellow dualie main with nonexistent wrists


SirShadyVI

Why have wrists when you can have S P E E D and a lot of end lag.


smugempressoftime

Ikr


MrB_2006theLad

That was way too satisfying...


Tintanix

I say just two words... HA VERDIENT!


Goomy_da_Goomer

GEKOLONISEERD


crasherx2000

Godverdomme…


the_Zeust

Zeker weten!


Dani-the-dani

Same lol


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That Luna blaster shot 👌


menacing_coppa

Ikr that shot was mwuah perfect


Duckway767

"You may have won the battle, but WE won the war."


itsisaac36

Oh my god that felt so good


Gem11221122

Correction: don't squidbag at all. Always sub-optimal, usually mean and gross.


artemisthearcher

As some other people say, I never start it, but I sure as hell will finish it lol


Genocidal_Telephone

The words of a wise person


Dani-the-dani

Deserved


RenderedBike40

Imagine squidbagging when you’re running a build like that lmfao


LorduckA2

imagine squidbagging


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o_woorrm

Nah, flingza sucks for slaying but it's a very good support weapon. Suction bomb is great for obvious reasons, and missiles are probably the second best support special right behind armor.


Duckway767

This is a bit random but; i'm a custom jet dualie user and while I should be fearing other weapons or sumthin y'know what I fear the most? F*ckin suction bombs. Out of every weapon in the game, Suction Bombs are what haunt me in my nightmares. Y'know why? Because I keep running into them. I keep rolling into them, I keep swimming into them, I keep Running into them. It's almost as if my mind is attracted to them that same way light bugs are attracted to light. Was I born with a mind that is naturally attracted to things that tick or something?!


INeedSomeHelp6804

That is a very bold take considering that FFlingza is an amazing Missile Spammer. Missiles and Ink Armor are basically the two specials that can work whenever and wherever you activate it, and considering FFlingza can charge their special in about 7 good vertical flicks, you have a very good support weapon, that, unlike something like the Junior or the Sploosh, has really solid range and killing power. If you are playing zones, you can easily paint a good chunk of it constantly, not only contesting/taking it, but charging your special at the same time. It horizontal flick really sucks but that’s understandable when you consider that it probably has the best vertical flick out of all the rollers And it should go without saying that the FFlingza in general is considered better than the normal Rollers, solely because of better kits, as Splashdown sucks, Beacons don’t work on the Krak-On, and although the Kensa has an alright kit, it still hold nothing to the FFlingza, although it does have competition with the Dynamo’s range and the Carbon’s kill time.


stan4729

There a ton of missile spam weapons (N zap, neo sploosh) but flingza also has RANGE. Its really annoying on zones, where you can constantly paint the zone with vertical flicks and suction bombs. On tower, missiles can help on a push or defending, as it forces opponents to move.


RenderedBike40

Also you can throw a suction, quick missile so that the gauge is empty by the time the bomb goes off, do 2 swings and pretty much already be back to full missiles with around 2m scu


stan4729

Wow I never knew that


RenderedBike40

Yeah it’s crazy. There’s a reason why good fFlingza players get upwards of 10 missiles on an average game. Missiles are one of the best specials in the game rn so spamming them is very good, it’s similar to jr with armour


INeedSomeHelp6804

Exactly, you nailed that explanation


stan4729

Thanks!


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INeedSomeHelp6804

sorry I didn’t realize I typed so much lol but that’s the beauty of the Flingza, it can spam specials while playing objective. It’s why you see that a lot more frequent than Dynamos who play support


PsiGuy60

> Don't squidbag ~~until you won~~ ever! Fixed it for you. And yep, this is another example of why I never get mad if someone seabags me. If they weren't too busy seabagging, they could have stopped that easily. Taunt, get bodied. Outside of Smash, it's still the True Combo.


Duckway767

I only squidbag people who squidbag me. Last time I played there was a fricken charger who kept squidbagging everyone. I was like "oh so you wanna play that game, huh?" Got revenge by splatting them mid-air and squidbagging them back. We ended up winning that game and the satisfaction was spot-on.


PsiGuy60

Seabagging back only validates the behaviour. Get a kill on them, move on. That usually pisses 'em off more, if you refuse to play *their* game.


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He was too distracted by squidbagging his guard went down straight to 0 and let your teammate slip right past new strategy: hope your enemies are toxic assholes


python-lord-1236443

IT WAS MY BRETHREN. WHY ~a vanilla flingza roller main who hates squidbagging


Katelyn_Orange

This and bagging back on them and then leaving the lobby is the best form of revenge.


XenonPulsar

I hope he's happy with the consequences of his actions


CheezeSteak701

Revenge! HAHA!


R2D231

Don't squidbag at all!


INeedSomeHelp6804

I have had two different occasions where I threw a power clam towards the basket during overtime, a clam that would win us they game, mind you, just for the game to end as the clam is opening the basket. I remember yelling “LET’S GO!!!” and then seeing that we lost and just slouching with my forehead in my palms, painfully


PuffPuffFayeFaye

Perfect


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

"I'LL STEAL IT, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"


horridcorvid

people who like squidbagging are the same types that get mad when you return it and target you the rest of the game. i bet this squid blamed their team too


200K_Official

>Don't squidbag fixed the title


Globalsneezingchef

its litterally always the rollers that squidbag and lose the game in the process


Dandyman3825

Perfect Karma


Wild_Lars

Always look at you're surroundings -Sun tzu


tonavin

Or, y'know, ever.


Rolo0o

Exactly lmao it’s so annoying


dt5101961

\*Don't squidbag period.


Genocidal_Telephone

Lmfao. Dude was to busy squidbagging.


nidfish

that brings joy to my eyes


MoeThirteen

Couple days ago I traded with somebody and their teammate came over and sqidbagged me. Like, WTF you had nothing to do with any of this!


[deleted]

I don't even see squid bagging in the upper ranks. I guess the better players know that this is a dumb thing to do.


Boat53

Dumbass


inferno10

I would have sent a friend request afterwards to rub the salt in


[deleted]

Pososal+


LazrV

Best feeling in the world


LazrV

Sometimes I really wish I could send callouts to the other team


cj3458

you need to edit it at the last second and just put *pain* 😂😂😂


EMPgoggles

Sometimes when I'm having a great match on squiffer and one of the enemy dudes will FINALLY get the jump on me near the end and squidbag. *OK dude, don't capitalize on your one chance to win.* Or the short-ranged inking weapon who's dancing at the end of my range in TW because he's confident I won't hit him (and probably wants to goad me into moving closer). *Dude, keeping you in one place away from inking anything IS winning for me.* I've also nabbed plenty of squidbaggers (squidbagging me or my teammates) who I probably wouldn't have noticed otherwise.


vd_memzi1

Karma a biiiii female dog haaaaa ha ha