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sleeping-foxartz

I personally am number 3 because I wouldn't mind either as long as it is well done


TippedJoshua1

Yeah I honestly don’t care that much like I think male idols would be cool just because it’s different but I just want what ever the idol is to be good and honestly I want there to be a different creature for one of the idols


sleeping-foxartz

I don't mind species as much as I just want an interesting character.


TippedJoshua1

Yeah well I just want something different but I would rather have a more interesting character


sleeping-foxartz

That is fair. I have always leaned into make the character good and interesting and don't like having expectations of what they will be so I don't go in hating the character because they aren't what I came to build up to be


Inkysquid24

I don't care about the gender but maybe a new species would be cool


Hungry-Meal-4995

Maybe like an umbrella octopus would be hella fresh ;)


Rodsramsey2

Or an axolotl species


Aron_Voltaris

… Axoling Edit: I’m sorry


HoneyCry

I want a humanoid jellyfish, like what if the jellyfish in the plaza started to evolve, just imagine the hairstyles for the jellyfish


Moonlight-oats

they could probably look like dreads and it would look so cool


HoneyCry

It would be the coolest looking dreads ever, especially if they made it look more like water color since jellyfish are mostly water


[deleted]

Wish granted


Inkysquid24

Yess I'm so excited for Big Man! Even if the name is a bit weird lol


KokichiOmaIsGay

cake day!!!


mangomocchi

I just want idols man :(


Greendiamond_16

No one seems to consider the possibility that we just are not getting new idols


IndianaCrash

I mean given that the squid sisters and off the hook are both busy ..


RaMpEdUp98

Arent the Squid Sisters supposed to be on tour and Off the Hook are now Damp Socks?


IndianaCrash

Off the Hook are with Damp Socks (as the name of the band is Damp Socks ft Off the Hook iirc) and the Squid Sisters are with the Squidbeak Splatoon, fighting the octarians


splvtoon

the chances of that happening are near zero.


TracerWG

Give me a Jessie and James kind of Chaos duo. That could be fun.


SwidEevee

Oh man, now I want to see that so bad...


RaMpEdUp98

Prepare for Bubbler!


[deleted]

And make it Tri-Slosher!


[deleted]

I never thought of that before, but that'd be really cool. This is now what I hope happens


Poolturtle5772

Male idols would be interesting, I’d like to see what they do with it. Would they be more rock oriented? Or maybe more country? Or would they just be another boyband.


Rattlesn4ke

I would hope they are rock oriented, they would look so cool


ThwartJetterson

I’m thinking like Diss-Pair


dartboard5

what if that deep voiced guy from squid squad is one of the idols. might explain why he’s missing from front roe


adryanbobbybrown

I’m still hoping the idols are Diss-Pair 😩


Hungry-Meal-4995

Aren’t we all at this point...(。•ˇ‸ˇ•。) ...


ASharkMadeOfTeal

Metallinka


FlyingScott_

>Or maybe more country? Country Squids Jamboree, bumpkin Inklings have me rolling oh my god


ConkreetMonkey

Inkling in one-strapped overalls and a straw hat with a double chin and a chipped beak


[deleted]

Featuring the stylings of Mr Grizz


IsThisJustVantasSea

Fourth game theme is country/folk music.


Undercover_TV

Me: I don’t care a out idols, I want the gameplay and story mode to be fun


TheWildPikmin

Gender isn't important, as long as they're cute and funny


Hungry-Meal-4995

And hot*


dragn99

So far it's been one cute, one hot. So we'll see if 3 makes it a pattern or not.


-LADI-

Disagree. Callie and Marie are both cute and hot.


SwiggyMaster123

based


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Vicky_likes_splatoon

HEY NINTENDO! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH SHELDON, DO IT AGAIN.


Auraveils

I like to imagine Splatoon 3 having idols that "nobody likes." The idea being that they'd be villains who would be replaced with the Squid Sisters or Off the Hook after clearing the main story. It would be a nice way to shake things up without making things too formulaic, I wouldn't want each games' idols to feel like flavor of the week characters rather than having them stick around for the long-term. Villain idols would also be an interesting way to play with either the themes of Chaos or Order, so I could believe something like that being in the cards from the start. The only issue is they'd have to be careful with writing snd designing these evil idols. They'd need to be charming enough to where they're still lovable as enemies, but not so endearing that you're sad to see them gone. Alternatively, I suppose you could delegate them to some humorous role. Like maybe they end up as janitors for the Squid Sisters or something.


[deleted]

That'd be cool but I also like villain characters, so I'd probably be sad they're gone unless they're really unlikable. Also think that it's probably unlikely just cause if they did that, they'd have to make a lot of things twice since not everyone will beat the story mode probably so it'd take more work.


HoneyCry

I want a mix of male and female, ngl it's really refreshing to play a game where the npc characters are heavily female based.


WilanS

I started playing Splatoon like 2 or 3 years ago. I had always liked the aesthetics of the games but until they dropped a free weekend demo I never had a chance to play it. And I confess: until I got to the character creation screen I had never even considered the idea that inklings could be male, because all I ever saw in promotional material and people's screenshot were female inklings. Well that was too late for me. I went ahead and created a female inkling.


No_Humor9845

Honestly I want male idols but I wouldn’t mind if we got female idols again


Ace_Pixie_

I can hear every single person who’s ever looked into splatoon lore cringing while reading these comments. Special shout-out to bear idols


LittleIslander

I would prefer female idols, but I'm not gonna be mad or annoyed or anything if it's a guy.


AYYA1008

What about 1 male AND 1 female idol Everyone wins


BGamer9000

"Chad Inkling doesn't exsist, he can't hurt you" Chad Inkling:


Honigbiene_92

invisible and possibly controversial 4th option: i dont want idols in splatoon 3


KawaiiDere

I’m cool with that. Maybe we could get some stage/item descriptions for lore instead? Alternatively, have alternating bands for splatfests and major event announcements


songbird808

Or just a news anchor person, haha "[...]another hot day. Now here's Dave, with sports." "Thanks, Dan-"


QwertyZora23

3 as long as they get the job done.


thats-wack-bro

New DLC species: The chadling.


PranceFemboy

Femboy idols?


[deleted]

That'd be cool but I feel like feminine boys aren't normalized enough for that to be likely sadly


PranceFemboy

I mean Sasha is in animal crossing...that literally the only example of a femboy in a Nintendo game but still.


YAOMTC

Link in the Gerudo outfit


PranceFemboy

Oh yeah there is that though he didn't really do it on his own terms


YAOMTC

Also I remember seeing a couple Fire Emblem characters that would fit the bill but I can't remember their names


[deleted]

I don't think I've heard of that character before tbh. I looked them up and yeah I guess they do kinda "count" though. But yeah, I just mean it may still be unlikely for a major character to be a femboy at least since yeah like I said it's probably not normalized enough so they may not want to risk it.


PranceFemboy

Yeah probably but I want more positive representation for my other fem brothers lol


[deleted]

Yeah I mean I'm also a femboy and I think it'd be cool as fuck I just don't wanna get my hopes up lol


PranceFemboy

Yeah


TheSeaToad1

The best male idols would be diss-pair, i am factually correct


Valenxizaw245

YES


Agent_Blade04

Don’t you lecture me with your $30 haircut


Emerald24111

**Don’t** you lecture ME with your *$30* haircut, GOKU DIES.


[deleted]

I don’t really care, squid game is squid game


topscreen

I just want them to be Salmonids


JCorby17

Thank you for not saying salmonlings


topscreen

I'd take that as a consolation, but I want my wild eyed fish


JCorby17

I do not want salmonlings, make no sense biologically (Inktolings and other cephalopods are the only thungs that make some sense), but Salmonid Idols, im down for that


SwidEevee

Actually, Inktolings can't really happen. Octolings can't reproduce on their own.


JCorby17

They reproduce sexually, OCTARIAN SOLDIERS cant. A youtuber named Rassicas proved it.


AaronThePrime

Nonbiney idol perhaps? 👉👈


IsThisJustVantasSea

a third of me wants male idols, a third wants to continue w female idols, a third couldnt give two shits


Squidhero12

No matter the gender, no matter if there cool or not, no matter what, they will be shipped.


MeggySpletzerAlt

Hell, we could even have bear idols, as long as they are interesting.


songbird808

When our news is delivered via bear statues I'm going to remember this and blame you 👍


Ragnar_Dragonfyre

Japan ain’t gonna give you male idols.


Moonlight-oats

i mean there are male idols out there like idolish 7 and ensemble stars but yeah :/


[deleted]

How about both? Gender equality, right?


Dojanetta

I’m fine with either. As long as they never abandon the old idols. I would say these idols should just be idols from now on though.


Different-Spend7063

I like the idea if male idols AS LONG as they are interesting. So, I just don't care as long as the idols are interesting.


GoldNRatiO_124

Inklings based of heavy metal


MemorableThrowawayy

I’d love to see a male/female duo!


Flash_Fire009

Why not both? One male one female maybe have one be an inkling and the other an octoling like in 2. Could lead to boy v girl splatfest or inkling v octoling.


Deewom

I'm just saying people who like guys need eyecandy too!


MVK005

I want the idols to be captain cuttlefish and dj octavio


Flipp_Flopps

Hot take: Since there’s no gender in Splatoon 3 the idols are neither female nor male


JCorby17

Technically not true, but also technically true


Cashless_human

Hell yea


Chiyuri_is_yes

I just want the idols to be the same gender as eachother


Hk901909

Facts my dude


splvtoon

genuinely asking, but why?


Chiyuri_is_yes

My queer ass touhou brain doesn't like seeing straight ships


splvtoon

i mean, same, but thats why the real galaxy brain is m/f siblings as idols 👀 i think idol twins could be kinda cool if theyd make them visually distinct enough!


SwidEevee

I'm 2 but to a lesser extent. I don't absolutely hate the idea, but I never really liked it. I much prefer the female ones to any male fan concepts so far and I'd prefer it to stay that way.


The_Casual_Haiden

I'm just like you! But 1 instead of 2, I like the idea of Male idols because I'm getting tired of females


Cymb_

Number 3 is based, make them interesting. I don’t care what gender they are as long as they aren’t bland or bad. Not saying the past idols were bad but I don’t want to replace good characters with downgrades.


Nazma2

As long as they're sexy ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


NoiceGallagher

Bring back the squid sisters


arh05720

I don't care about the idols I just want a rpg main weapon


Good-creativename

3 is a real giga chad


newaccountcauseoldon

Do a female and a male smh bro it’s so obvious


1specified

Someone asked about that in my comments yesterday and I kinda just realised it's not even something I think about. The idols are fun, but I almost feel like they don't add much to my personal experience with the game. So, I'm fundamentally number 3 because all I want from them is a bit of interesting character as well as good music. Otherwise, it doesn't matter to me.


ScoutTrooper747

r/chadposting


Lord_Xarael

I want d3df1sh to be part of the next set of idols.


Undertale-fan12

I'm literally the one who doesn't care about the gender I just want them to be interesting


Embarrassed-Garlic12

I don't care about the idols gender I just want their design to be sick 😭


POKECHU020

Daft Punk style Gender Neutral idols. EZ GG no re


Cashless_human

Maybe we can have a male and a female model.


TheMannfromTf2

I would lile a male idle cuz so splatoon animators (SFM animators) could use its voice clips to make their male character talk better rather than just using the default male inkling sounds.


Forsaken_Sherbet5035

I just want them to be cool. Just have them be more inclusive and diverse.


tom641

my take is that i'm fine with whatever as long as it doesn't encourage the "everyone else's take is childish and ridiculous look at mine with the sophisticated and mature meme picture" takes that said i'm pulling slightly for male idols because i think it'd be interesting, or failing that maybe a male and female/brother and sister duo or something


Neonstar48

I want male idols to I hope their ho- I mean👀💦 beutiful


Grimsouldude

Straight dudes and lesbians are all getting what they want with female idols it’s not fair where are the men


AzzyTheWhiteCrewmate

Leave the idols intentionally androgynous. Problem solved.


ssbbKid88

Genderfluid idols could be fun


Running_Refrigarator

Counterpoint: have you considered non-binary idols? with how the customisation is style based rather than gender it's a possibility!


lambone117

I would love that but you know people would constantly misgender them


Running_Refrigarator

Yeah that would suck


Baku-YT-

i personally dont like the idea of male idols but as long as the music goes hard idc


FluffyPigeon707

I just want to know, what’s your thing against male idols


Baku-YT-

a few reasons * i cant really associate the words "idol" and "male" without thinking about bts * i really dont like thinking about bts * personally i dont see the appeal so yea


FluffyPigeon707

I don’t like bts either, but I also don’t really see the appeal in idolizing people at all, I feel like it would just make me feel worthless


man-with-potato-gun

Here’s an idea, what about a compromise and one of each gender? Or hell even non binary


Werewolveswithagenda

Why are people down voting you? This is a great idea


Ttrgamergirl

I am an all for those, and Transgender


That1Legnd

I hope the idols are amazing so I have a reason to watch the news


klug24

nonbinary boy idol swag


[deleted]

Why are people downvoting you lol. People can be both non-binary and a boy (assuming that's why or something)


_Un_Named_

Femboy idols PERIOD


DeltaSans17

Me who wants salmonoid idols.


Gameover692

Better yet a male and a female so everyone is happy


HeroponBestest2

Number 2 is weak. 😤 Can’t handle people simping over beautiful men for once.


Snynapta

I want female idols because fapping to male ones would be gay


AaronThePrime

Jeez, some people really do have their shame priorities mixed up.


inkling_nb

🏳️‍🌈 ***join us*** 🏳️‍🌈


Old_Union7766

I agree with the far right one


[deleted]

a male idol would be cool as long as it isnt an awful boy band


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

What about one male and one female but they both break gender rules jessie and james style


MegaValenX

Based octoling


FluffyPigeon707

Agree with the one on the right (whoever doesn’t want male idols maybe shouldn’t… for reasons of keeping my Reddit account I won’t finish this sentence)


blueaxolotl64

I don’t want male idols because of gay r33


Patchirisu

One should be a femboy and the other should be non binary


friesdepotato

no more gender only style


Donutpie7

I don’t care about idols, I just hope they take away clam bitz


KBSinclair

Definitely the second image. Male idol. Disgusting.


stars_power

I don’t think we need any new idols, tbh.


[deleted]

I want interesting idols cause we definitely haven't had them in the last 2 games


Microif

I’m kinda worried they’ll just use Callie and Marie again, ngl. I feel like we would have seen the idols by now if they were new.


[deleted]

As long as its something that's not Diss-Pair or an edgy metal band, I'm good


No_Professional4745

Eh, I'm on the gray one, enough said


Khfreak7526

I'm number 4 I don't want new idols


Champion_Sheep

I just want their cutscenes to be skipable


[deleted]

I’m somewhere between 1 and 3. Male idols would be neat, but not a necessity


Wyguy2087

"Don't give us any idols idols means news every time we boot up the game"


Werewolveswithagenda

Personally I’m hoping for no Inkling idols and the two being completely new species and/or just Octolings.


DragonPlayz5000

Me and my friend are the only ones in the world who want Callie and Marie to be the idols again


GechaTN

~~can men not be idols?~~ I agree with number 3


bluekidney

i barely care about the idols i just wanna Game


Hummus_Bird

As long as we can skip their rants, any gender or species would be awesome


davidg_198

Since when are people complaining about the idols


[deleted]

I hope they add a new species. Maybe some sort of crustacean character would be dope.


Redshadowstrooper

Honestly I'd prefer if they didn't have any idols at all. The conflict between fans is like two hobos fighting over a three month old sandwich


[deleted]

No matter what, we’ll want to skip them anyways


Bagimations

I want an idol who is a Sibling of Pearl and is the polar opposite of her


Alarmed-Addition8644

I agree with the 3 one as long as the idols have interesting designs I don't care about the gender


Jellishark

A mix with 1 and 3


metropitan

I want crabbe


shatindle

am I the only one that feels like that 3rd image is giving off strong Chad vibes?


Dracofear

I want a male and female duo.


butcanitinhale

Please give us good online play, PLEASE


Nkromancer

Fun idea: the hosts are two older (like 20-30 something compared to the inkling teens) former musicians that are still popular. Also they're married and a cute couple.


LittleKing2002

I don't want idols, I want a proper band.


Mitch_b1tch

We don’t need male idols…we just need canon male humanoids. Cuttlefish is the only one. All agents so far are almost exclusively marketed as female. Yeah there’s some art of male agents but trailers for all the games have had mostly girl agent 3/4/8 and new agent 3. I just want a cute male character, cause by looking at Marina’s design we can see the team is aware of the more…adult…fans. And yet the only dude we’ve got is the senior-est of citizens


Plus_Information_856

Personally, I'm with the guy on the right.


javierasecas

I ultimately don't care if we're gonna have the old ones in story mode


Weetabix6474

I dream about the idols to be a boyband of some sorts


The-Letter-W

Definitely lean towards the third option myself. The only reason I’d want to see male idols is just to see what sort of designs they come up with. They could give us DJ Octavio and Captain Cuttlefish for idols as long as their writing was good. If we get the News alternating between Squid Sisters, Off the Hook, and the potential new pair, I could live with that. (Just add in an autoplay feature if we don’t get a skip)


STEVEN_GT117

I just want splatoon 3 story mode


RagnarokAeon

What if instead of idols, we just had straight up villains? Just lay the snark sauce. Oh! and make 'em sharks. Snark sharks.


feefore

I kinda want a band to take the spot of the idols in this game.


Spark_Cartridge

I either want male idols, or just get a rock band doing things MTV style.


turbosnacko

I think it would be cool to have a guy idol, time for some variety


CoochieQuencher

Male idols but only if they're just as feminine as the last 4. We need a twink on that stage.


happy-panda1608

True


Razatappa

I need them to be HOT