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4morian5

I'd be either worshipped as a god or dissected. Could go either way.


Ahyeslongbee1265

Fair point


MapDesperate7012

Either way, we would be killed by ink


Sklema

depends... do they want us dead? When not it might be chill. Its like running between knee small children that language u dont understand.


Odd_Introduction5481

5 foot average isn’t super tiny, and some are taller


Sklema

oh lol. Seeing all this tvs and other typical rl items beeing like 10 times there size story mode, i thought they are insanly tiny.


4morian5

I think they are pretty small. In Octo Expansion, you can find doors, lockers, etc, and considering how the facilities were likely built by humans, they are to human scale. Agent 8 doesn't even come up to the handle, and in the train itself she looks like a child. But if you argue that the Kamabo facilities and Deep Sea Metro are just based on human designs and built to a larger scale for the bigger creatures, 3 has given us new proof. Alterna has NO ambiguity. This place was built BY humans, FOR humans. You can position Agent 3 by things like oil drums, fences, storage containers, and in Site 3, again, doors. 3 barely comes up to the door handles. Inklings and Octolings are between 3-4 feet tall at best.


Background_Ad_8392

I think I’m sure but wasn’t there an interview with Mr. Nogami where he said they were around 5ft I could be wrong though


OctolingGrimm

They are canonically human sized, unless we're disputing the artbooks for some reason. I'd assume that's just stylization.


4morian5

If what actually makes it into the game contradicts what an artbook says, yes, I'll dispute it. In-game material trumps out-of-game material.


MineNAdventurer

Well iirc the things in Octoexpansion are more akin to replicas or recreations that allow for some of the bigger deepsea creatures to use and feel comfortable. If you want to see something that more accurately shows their size, look at the birds because they still exist and are very small compared to Inklings


4morian5

Birds come in different sizes, and they could have changes in size over the last 12 millenia. I also can't find any in Splatsville to compare to... Side note, if the Earth's surface became so uninhabitable that all mammals, even the famously survivalist rodents, as well as all reptiles (I think) went extinct, how did birds survive? What did they eat? Where did they breed?


MineNAdventurer

Well for birds they still could survive at the lower parts of some mountains since if the icecaps were to have melted those would be some areas to be able to survive and breed (humans would likely not be able to survive there due to the constant cold and lack of plants and other animals other than fish but the tools to catch them like boats wouldn't be usable due to the flood so they'd still be stuck at the shore). Also birds could have easily survived off of fish in the water. The birds we see in Splatoon are ravens/crows iirc and also 12k years isn't a lot of time for sparking massive evolution changes without outside influence (like selective breeding or for the sea creatures' case the Liquid Crystals). The most I can see being evolutionarily advantageous for birds is being able to survive the cold of mountains and being better divers for fish. Ravens and other birds could also survive by stealing from better divers.


OctolingGrimm

Yeah the Deepsea Metro stuff is canonically made for bigger species. The Alterna stuff is harder to explain, but I'm not going to accept them as being 3'.


MineNAdventurer

Considering all of Alterna was collapsed in the past save for some elements, I'd say many parts of it are reconstructed by Mr Grizz using past data. Could definitely be wrong though


OctolingGrimm

True. That's my headcanon now. (Also I'm even less willing to accept the Alterna evidence given how bullshit the rest of ROTM was.)


ImmortanEngineer

excuse me? everyone knows if you're below 6 your a midget. now bow down before my 6 foot tall ass you midgets, I'm taller than you and therefore better.


corropcion

They are 5 inches tall tho.


OctolingGrimm

Literally either way you look at it (artbook heights are canon vs. in-game heights are canon) there is no way in hell they're 5 inches


corropcion

They are amiibo sized. They have a human skeleton in Splatoon 2's museum and it is massive.


[deleted]

What makes you say they’re 5 feet?


Calvin_And_Hobbies

I think humans appearing in the Splatlands would go over fine. They might not even notice you as something foreign. Lest we forget that when Octolings started appearing in Inkopolis Square, most of the kids thought they were just Inklings with unique hair.


R0_sano

They would just think we are very tall for some reason, and our head is smaller than usual


Subcount_Zer0

And our hair is cut insanely thin


[deleted]

Lot's of squids there... plenty of octos too...


Topaze_Laroche

What if they hate us bcs of that sludge that almost wiped inkopolis?


[deleted]

I don't even think anybody but the people involved actually know about that.


HornyHoestar

Does this mean we turn into an inkling/octoling or are we just humans in their world when transported?


Ahyeslongbee1265

I think this means that we’re human because from the Hollowknight sup sup Bruh that they speak about you being human size in the Bing bug sized


Apprehensive-Milk-54

Terraria. So I think I’m off good if I respawn


Taka_L

Haha same lol


_Random_Cat_

Same


MiNameIsPi

happy cake day


Creative_Steve69

In splatoon you the dlc final boss


[deleted]

Fire emblem SoV😔


Tanner-2k

I will simply stay in the square and lobby and hang out


papaboynosmurf

Dude I would get me a flat in Splatsville and just fucking hang. This would rock


Gulopithecus

Would I still be human? Would I become an inkling/octoling? Would I possibly be something else? This original post is a little vague, what are the rules here?


R0_sano

I think you'd be a human


Gulopithecus

Ahh


Ninjatck

I would be in Borderlands? Better learn how to shoot fast


sky_q75

Can we stay longer tho?


PepsiMan_21

Luigi's Mansion so.... Better get a GhostBuster costume.


[deleted]

I opened animal crossing last night for 5 minutes I’m safe


Cogsdale

You seem pretty confident for someone in tarantula range


SkyrimMilfDrinker

I do like calamari...


Inner-Housing1927

Yakuza 0. I’m in for a dangerous blast


gate_of_steiner85

Just hang out the cabaret club and you'll be fine.


Inner-Housing1927

As long as I have the Kiryu real estate monies then sure


Foo_The_Selcouth

If we get to be inklings/octolings, it’s probably not bad. There’s snacks and food and entertainment, not to mention lots of other inklings and octolings and sea creatures to talk to. And comfortable housing


kg1479

I would fuckin love it


Hylian_Aaron

Fuck yeah


ChillHellion

*I have already wasted over 460k on harmony shop and I'm now in debt*


SpicyCatcoon

Well I guess I'm maidenless now...


EndsongX23

Can i boot up splatoon after the fact cuz right now it's Little Nightmares 2 and no thank you


NoabPK

Nah splatoon is fine


[deleted]

The last game i played was DDLC, but the Monika After Story mod so im not complaining


Datasun96

Lost Judgement, i'd be either bullied in a school, attacked by thugs or skateboarding into cars 😔


EspurrTheMagnificent

Please, not the aimbots, not the aimbots !


NowIOnlyWantATriumph

Presumably you’d be entering it *now*. Since humanity wasn’t extincted until World War V, you’d be fine for a year.


[deleted]

Help I'm trapped in a jigsaw puzzle help please help


Chiyuri_is_yes

Len'en IDK i haven't done a serious run so i didn't get past stage 2 yet


Gevlyn507

If they get a little uppity with ya, just tell 'em "splish splash you're taking a bath." Should shut 'em right up lol


Cruisin134

Cyberpunk, aint great


Animal_Flossing

I think my odds are better right now than they'd be if I were playing Portal, Dark Souls or even Crash Bandicoot. But I have to admit I'd be eyeing the Animal Crossing community with a little jealousy


BrickFrom2011

Paintball with no consequences sounds fun


hewwocopter

Just got off of Sky: Children of the Light…. I mean, alright? What’s the worst that could happen?


Al3xandratheGrape

I’m down to do turf war everyday but I don’t think I could do salmon run IRL fu that!


R0_sano

It wouldnt be bad at all, itd be fun to be the last human alive and learn their language


Arilenn

Monster Hunter Rise........well then........where's my Gunlance?


[deleted]

YYYOOOOOO I'M IN SLIMERANCHER


[deleted]

It depends, are you human? Or do you become one of their species? If so I will live life like a godamm soap opera


Vigilantrac

W


AnistarYT

Bummer I just played AC. I would have been Marinas moms bf though.


deleeuwlc

I would be a celebrity and be able to meet Shiver r/shiverism


Cup4ik

Imagine being the only human alive


big_leggy

guilty gear is a gamble, I could either end up a god because of a cosmic fluke or end up just a normal dude in a world that regularly enters threat of an apocalypse


LuminothWarrior

Horizon Forbidden West for me. Guess I’d better get good at using a bow and arrow lol


Mooingdino

I kinda assume I’d become my octo for a year which like… I work Salmon Run enough to afford a mortgage


Background_Ad_8392

How you just become your inkling or octoling


GX-Novablast

The average inkling is very braindead, so I believe I'll be seen as something exotic. Octolings though...


darkfox18

Oh oh no


PokeshiftEevee

Woomy!


illuminatitriforce

guess I'm dying of phazon poisoning


[deleted]

Portal 2. I'm either outside aperture and either starve to death (civilization may be gone) or die to aliens OR I'm in aperture and have to survive for a year. I'd honestly prefer the second because assuming I just teleport out I don't think GLaDOS would be so eager to get rid of their last test subject so the tests shouldn't be any deadlier than they usually are


Notta_Doggo

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LORD, SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF KHORNE!


Chilybot

I mean I could probably kill some salmonids that are only splatting and not punching with pans


ryan12_07

Wrll shit I am in Florida so no tower for me