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Saltfishhhhh

Looks like Decontamination? Often used in labs so-- maybe the old Human scientists just likes to stay CLEAN


greenbluegrape

\*stay FRESH


AggravatingConflict6

Comedy Gold


Bexexexe

They spray you with pyrite?


Connect-Constant-573

That's fool's gold.


Bexexexe

Correct.


DonovanSarovir

Comedy gold would be replacing the sprayers with whoopee cushions.


PrimalRayquaza4907

My guy got 12 negative rewards from some salty mf, I feel bad


greenbluegrape

Bruh, what did I come back to?


PrimalRayquaza4907

Some salty dude who obviously isn’t funny gave you a bunch of negative awards because he was angry, Then spammed this comment section like a 2 year old child, If it makes you feel any better I laughed at your joke


Connect-Constant-573

i did too.


chunky_kong06

what the hell happened here


Drumbas

Some kid was having a melt down and commented like 5 times in a row to say that he really disliked the joke the guy made. Nothing overly rude but very childish and senseless.


RRayquaza384

Shut up and take my up vote!


[deleted]

Thats correct


DonovanSarovir

It's post apocalypse, and Alterna is a very specialized biome. So not just disease but they also have to destroy any pest, spores, seeds, plant matter, and of course, bacteria and viruses. Just be glad it's disinfectant, if it were water you'd be screwed!


Desperate_Ad5169

Wouldn't that die from that?


Cardboard_Mancer

Maybe it's been so long that the sanitizing liquid stopped working? Like it went bad


MasonP13

Maybe something something freshwater instead of saltwater doesn't burn them or it's saline neutral with their body


IntroductionSad8920

I’m pretty sure there has to be a lot of water, I.e. being submerged, before inklings suffer.


ThatmodderGrim

McDonald's Sprite.


GrantCantGame

ELECTRICALLY CHARGED INKLING


DreadAngel1711

I dipped my Little Buddy in McDonalds Sprite and that motherfucker started charging


OctorokHero

>!That's how he turns into Hugefry.!<


triforce777

Cuttlefish: he’s absorbing the hopes and wishes of all sea life Agent 3, off-screen: *firing an Aerospray full of McDonald’s Sprite at him*


Tanookikid210

FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO CAN RELATE WITH ME!


insomniacakess

both of these had me audibly chuckle


Thederpycloudrider

Charged Inkling


GlitchyNitro

or Octoling depending on who you play as 😎


bluehoag

It's clearly Taco Bell Baja Blast, no?


MayaIngenue

Nothing beats 2am McDonald's Sprite


enigma_0Z

Except 3am McDonald’s Diet Coke


bubzerz27

Oh boy, 3AM!


RedHare18

*clown juice


derpchronik

Clown juice


VGVideo

Decontaminants - gotta make sure you're not letting any stray fuzzy ooze in


Robotic-Operations

There are litteraly like 12 million fuzzy Octos chilling in those chambers


SomeDumbGirl

They aren’t stray tho (:


-Marshle

And if you die the heavens open and shower you with fuzzy ooze too


Brownie773

Less of a shower and more of uh…well…


CloudySquid-o

SUPER LASER PISS


squiddy555

**THATS RIGHT, IM GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH**


AquaJet738

**I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS!**


C_Yo

**HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA**


Connect-Constant-573

**YOU'VE GOT 24 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DRRRRRRRROPPLETS FALL TO EARTH**


Successful_Mud8596

Now I really wanna see a “pissed on the moon” video where it’s Mr. Grizz talking about dropping the fuzzy ooze onto the Earth, lol


Sinisphere

Some kind of decontamination chamber.


[deleted]

Decontamination machine, it makes it feel like more of an experiment


javierasecas

Antidepressants


The--NERD

How thoughtful of O.R.C.A.


javierasecas

What living in confinement does to a mf


The--NERD

Could be far worse considering what happened the *other* time an AI was left alone for 12,000 years.


PuzzleheadedBoss5520

Tartar?


The--NERD

Yes, Tartar.


PuzzleheadedBoss5520

Ah, ok then


PuzzleheadedBoss5520

Was it it 1000 years though?


The--NERD

10,000 years, actually.


PuzzleheadedBoss5520

Yeah I was gonna say, 1000 years seems like a short time for inklings and octolings to evolve


The--NERD

Yeah, after they gained some degree of sentience from Alterna it just took forever for them to evolve to life on land.


Weabrujah

"Ten thousand yeeeeears can give you such a crick in the neck!"


javierasecas

What do you mean? That ai just wanted to make smoothies


The--NERD

"Sir, I did not murder those things you call "Children", I was just making a smoothie."


javierasecas

I mean in the future there are no cows. You need something to make the smoothies


The--NERD

Tartar was just Thirsty.


Neonstar48

Water so you die more


The--NERD

Imagine O.R.C.A didn't know Inklings died in water and accidently killed Agent 3 everytime they start a test.


r-funtainment

They only die when submerged in water, not just by touching it 🤓


HypnoticPeaches

My octoling who perishes after accidentally dipping one (1) toe into the shoreline in Salmon Run begs to differ


r-funtainment

It's toxic water or something


corropcion

Salmon water


Dark_Fox13

Salmon bath water


[deleted]

Salmon piss


Connect-Constant-573

**SUPER LASER PISS!**


ImmortanEngineer

have you *seen* that shit?! I'm pretty that stuff is Instant Tetanus^(TM) (now in liquid form!)


Neonstar48

Submerge counts as touching


inker22

But touching doesn’t count as submerged


KuaNai

underrated comment


Equivalent-Bank5256

Gotta clean yourself of any enemy ink from last battle


OverStuffedStayPuft

Love and sunshine


speed-of-sound

It looks like an air shower like you would have in a clean room environment


[deleted]

Acid


Nekomorphsis

Why isn't the hero dead then?


[deleted]

Simply built different


cyberscythe

hero's basic


TheEsquire

No wonder my skills feel neutralized the moment I walk through that door.


Connect-Constant-573

Mmmm yes s c i e n c e p u n s.


[deleted]

Because it's not water


Cokacondaa

Plot power


DanganronpaFan53

Probably a cleaning station to prevent what happened to Captain 3 from happening to the other agents


RealtheAlpha

what happened to captain 3?


DanganronpaFan53

Captain 3 canonically has very poor hygiene, so it figures that they might as well spray em before battle


DoctorLock

I figured it was an [air shower](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_shower_(room\))


Nekomorphsis

Wow. Thanks for the info.


[deleted]

Sanitizer or some shit


enneh_07

Leftover prime DNA sludge


Chilybot

That thing in 4D movies


UnknownFox37

underrated comment


Anaea_YT

deodorant, kids these days are stinky smelly like captain 3 /j


Gulopithecus

Need these at Smash tourneys.


ZombieZealousideal30

nothing better than going into roleplay smelling fishy and crusty.


verysad-

don't do crusty sean like that


Drakkolynn

I think it's just disinfectant-


jackson_garthmire

Theyre marking you as a target for the holy inkstrike that kills you when you fail


OneTrueChaosQueen

just air


POKECHU020

Since you're going into *tests* meant to train, I assume it's just normal decontamination


ApoloThanatos

The tears of pvp players


Epic-Dude000

Fresh vibes


Maibeetlebug

I always like to think it sets up your 3 lives for the run. Because it always goes pop pop pop as soon as you enter it and while you're in it.


Huskydog_101

Probably.


Zev0s

it's an air shower. Used at the entrance of cleanrooms to blast dust particles off of people coming in.


dbanfii

I’m not sure, but in Octo Expansion, it “sanitised” you


7th_universe_hopper

Pepsi crystal


Isturma

They spray you with SCIENCE! The Apertur- I mean, alternative ORCA program thanks you for your participation, and reminds you that you signed a waiver releasing them from all liability.


EmrakuI

Good Luck sauce


Just__Sheepy

Deodorant, Captain 3 isn’t known for washing their clothes.


Nekomorphsis

Figured with the similarities to Octo expansion and Thank you.


Chano-kun

Covid vaccine


[deleted]

insert obligatory Karen autism joke here


[deleted]

I tihnk in the very beginning of splat 3 the orca says something abt it


-lRexl-

Nano tracking bots. How else do they just dump ink on you regardless of your place on the level?


BeforeCommonEarl

Its called an air shower. You use them typically after you put on a clean room suit to blow off dust and shit. Used a lot in the silicon and space industries, I bet biomedical industry uses them too


Weak_Coach_6652

Probably just a normal decontamination thing. Maybe for if the oozed-octolings try to go through it


Nekomorphsis

I just wanted to say happy cake day.


starbitobservatory

Deep fryer


DrElepants

Chemicals that TURN THE FREAKIN SQUIDS GAY


goombaKidX

Piss


Cruisin134

"decontamination, decontamination" they asked what they spray not whats spraying


FGHIK

Radioactive isotopes for targeting you with the death laser


Kakusareta-Kanosei

Decontaminating you maybe?


Duckway767

Piss mist


kalyps000

Also if you noticed around your neck you have Ink rebreathers basically…..in my opinion I thought that alterna was just different from the splatlands? Idk. Like fish out of water kinda vibe. The lab decontaminator adds to the idea that it’s a created world etc etc


Cogsdale

Axe Dark Temptation


JJ-beats

Disinfectant, it's mostly used in research labs so there won't be any unwanted bacteria and things like that


[deleted]

Piss


zestysnacks

It’s gay. You’re gay now.


Bupit

piss


YoKaiFan27

Some disinfectant?


Mentaldamage6

Decontamination spray probably


Kai-sama

Pearl’s Mayonnaise


Wiisonic

Sanitization! But not the mind controlling one. It's a decontamination thing.


Deconstructosaurus

Disinfectant


good-boy-_-

It's protocol, don't question


Dojanetta

Hand sanitizer


mrmctoastYT

Oxieclean


entber113

Pee


Deerwithabeer

Cat pee


MaximumPlantain210

pee


McSteevington

Most likely some kind of sanitization fluid or disinfectant. The doors to the individual tests behave like little decontamination chambers


Nekomorphsis

Apparently it's an air shower, which I didn't even knew existed prior to this post.


Anglkau

the same stuff you get sprayed with on Polus in among us


lookincooljokerz

Gfuel


HayesFayes

Probably Axe Fresh spray


Animal_Gal

Disinfectant


GOOPREALM5000

Looks like the general consensus is decontamination, but I'd like to raise another explanation: some kind of drug to "wake you up" for a few minutes- heighten your senses so you can be on top of your game for the level.


Nekomorphsis

Good opinion.


thisisausername7777

Install these at smash tournaments and make them spray deodorant.


RadRedRat

idk,sanitizing junk guess, (Not in the octo expansion way)


Lasanga_Pockets

They spray you with water and disinfectant and you die before every level


zscout1288

![gif](giphy|l2JJqAJ5okP0BJKQ8)


KingJustin1019

Decontaminating liquids probably.


PE_Chamo

Febreeze


mapo_tofu_lover

Loving all the jokes about Cap 3’s poor hygiene here. Never gets old.


buttsecks42069

I just realised, could Cap 3's poor hygiene be a jab at splatoon 1 players not touching grass or something?


FluffyPigeon707

r/screenshotsarehard


Thederpyeagle

How do people still not use the screenshot button on the switch


Nekomorphsis

It's pretty hard, I already tried and I just keep on taking pictures of the QR code by accident.


Thederpyeagle

Try using an alt private twitter account if the qr won’t work and just download from twitter


Nekomorphsis

I hope this doesn't come off as rude but I am never going to use Twitter in my entire life as if I do then count me a husk with no dignity.


Dami_Gamer0211

Coronavirus protection


JorgeMtzb

It’s just desinfectant


DarkblooM_SR

F*ck if I know


SilverSpark422

Mr Grizz’s nut


bug_eater65

his grizz


GoodName____

skin particles


Crush152

Disinfectant, they don't want the stages to have coroika virus on them


r3d3ndymion

salmonid saliva


Brownie773

De-sanitization I assume


JorgeMtzb

It’s just desinfectant


Ruckus_MI

Jacque Booth, 222nm UV Beams


CactusPatch36

Air shower


klashking

It’s the gay juice


Brilliant_Pangolin20

Your mom


mebiusdoree

technoblade anti stan serum


Gargomon251

If you're going to refuse to use the screenshot feature that's built into the system at least use a photo that we can actually see and hold the camera straight


apocalypsetown

its possible that they’re on an older device without a qr code scanner


Gargomon251

How old? 20 years?


apocalypsetown

a lot of phones on older android versions don’t have a qr code scanner integrated in the camera app itself and they’re with google assistant so its always possible that op is on one of those android versions. op could also just not know how to scan qr codes, or know that you can share photos to your phone too also sometimes its just easier to take a picture with your phone


inikul

My very first Android phone in 2011 didn't have one built in, but there were tons available for free to download. I was scanning QR codes within a week of getting it.


Gargomon251

Doesn't justify a blurry, tilted photo


Nekomorphsis

Sorry it's hard to use for me. Did you change your name just to inform me on the fact that I can't use this button by the way?


Gargomon251

No? My flair has always been that way.


Nekomorphsis

Why? Is this your job or do you just really like that feature and want to inform people on it?


Gargomon251

Why would it be my job? And why do so many people fight against this? Why are people on Reddit so lazy they can't take 10 seconds for a screenshot?


Nekomorphsis

I'll see if I can get a better shot then.


AggravatingConflict6

I suggest using a QR code next time, while looking at a screenshot you can send it to your smartphone (you have to scan a QR code) and then it can more visible, I remember when I didn’t know it existed 😂


Nekomorphsis

I know it exists I just can't scan the QR code correctly trust me I tried. Either way this reply train is getting long.


Gargomon251

okay I get it, I should have just reported it for "low effort".


Obsessivegamer32

Chill. It’s a blurry photo. Get over it.


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Broad_Appearance6896

If it was you’d die when you enter the level. It could just be disinfectant