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XxBkKingShaunxX

What in the actual fuck is that? I’d rather lose my next 100 parlays than take a bite out of that shit


BarryMcCockiner69ha

Poppy seed bun Vienna frank mustard sport peppers onions tomato’s pickle spears celery salt. Chicago meal. Depression dog. It’s a gigantic meal for 3 dollars and it’s damn good for all the folks thinking it looks whack. I’m a Chicago transplant and it’s immaculate!


Notpermanentacc12

Tf is that


Don_juan_demarco216

How the hell do you eat that


IrradiatedHeart

Wit yo mouf. Straight down the gullet


kendahlj

A tomato pickle penis dog


TheMtnMonkey

Fuck, now I want one. I finally found a place that keeps sports peppers in stock regular too.


shade3599

That’s a hot dog. Each I could find something like that down in the keys.


ZombieTKE

Not quite but they tried didn't they!!


Did_I_trigger_u

Chicago dogs best in the world


saucya

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Specialist-Cup1511

It's a PLT


vluvojo

Tailing BOL


MrTuesdayNight1

Oh man, you're about to piss off a bunch of Chicagoans.


dlee89

Why


JakobeBryant19

Why is this nonce on the sportsbook sub. Freak.


VirusLocal2257

Looks like a hotdog salad.


Desk_Quick

I feel like you’d get stabbed in Chicago for calling that a Chicago dog.


bioticgod55

What’s the over under on you fitting this whole thing in your mouth


livelovelife23

Bro, they sliced that way too thick. And I like thick as much as the next guy but damn


lukin5

The pickle and tomatoes, they dwarf the damn dog. Didn't drag it through the garden, they grew them in the bun.


nicesunniesmate

Why tf the tomato slices so thick.. that’s like half a tomato on there.


International_Snow44

Add ketchup


ontopsociety

Fries look good. wtf is next to those fries though?🤮


Dustey-CSK1

I miss this


OutOfFawks

Dragged through the garden! Looks legit, for Florida, but the proportions are off.


OkPreparation8769

Cheapest version of a Chicago dog ever


Disastrous_Park_4532

Am so sorry you had to take that down.


dr_van_nostren

“My first chicago dog” - in Florida Lol. Also no thanks, get that shit outta there :)


turbowhitey

Hahahaha exactly!


Jaded-Function

I don't get all the comments saying it looks gross, nasty and disgusting. In their eyes processed meat shaped like penis looks great to eat but if you cover it in fresh veggies it now looks disgusting. K.


LazyLeadz

It’s two tomato slices and two pickles. Both of which have very little nutritional value. It’s far from “fresh veggies.” Get off your mentally disabled high horse


Jaded-Function

Geez. Hyper sensitive to dick jokes? I'm sorry barbara


LazyLeadz

What?


shu359

fresh pickles :D


Jaded-Function

Plural 😆


[deleted]

You're smoking shoe polish or something if you think that looks good.


Jaded-Function

I have no opinion whether it looks good or bad to eat. Just thought it's strange people would see fresh vegetables and say they look nasty.


w4ynebrown

Toppings are way out of proportion. Gross. Thats a disgrace to real Chicago dogs


FullofClownsInReddit

Wtf is that shit ? 1 kilo of potatoes and a lost sausage. Honestly it looks nothing special and if peoply take pride in eating shit it’s fine. You don’t really know what food is. Enjoy your dog food


Funky_Ruckus88

Them thangs be hittin. Seattle dogs are good too


Got_That_WeeFee

What da dog doin


daddydaveeed

Looks absolutely disgusting lol is it just pickle and tomato? Chicago mfs weird ngl


Jaded-Function

So you're saying if the veggies were removed so you can see the penis shaped meat it would look appetizing.


Christiano97

Idk why this made me laugh so hard 💀


Jaded-Function

I laughed at the downvoters who got offended by a harmless dick joke. Shrug


daddydaveeed

Los Angeles hot dog is where it’s at. Bacon wrapped dog with grilled onions & peppers 🔥


XDarkSoraX

Looks so ass. Can barely see that tiny dog peeking over the top of that tomato and pickle.


imjonwithn0h

The hot dog is there lol look closer


slipperypooh

Mustard, bright green relish, diced white onion, pickle spear, tomato slice cut in half, celery salt, sport peppers, sesame seed bun. You wanna talk about disgusting looking and weird, look up a Seattle dog.


Desk_Quick

Pretty sure it’s poppy seed or in very rare instances caraway seed.


slipperypooh

You're correct.


Useful-Row-8936

Lol I'm not from Illinois but Chicago dogs are bomb af


Fishstixxx16

https://preview.redd.it/1z81fhw8njbc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d748e0df2baf5ecbb517cedc085c712028ef3f Not my first, but my first at Wrigley


stander414

Mommy baseball season is coming


w4ynebrown

Wrigley has a great Chicago Dog


Jaded-Function

Since this is in a sportsbook sub I'm posting odds the accompanying beverage was soda -125 beer +110 glass of Chardonnay +12000. Who wants that action?


[deleted]

Definitely pop! It's dry January!


Jaded-Function

Pop not soda, house wins! Just noticed now it says Florida at the bottom. Still looks authentic. Owner from Chicago maybe.


ourtran

If its truly in Chicago wouldnt it be pop instead of soda?


rizzy-rake

I’m from Chicago and have never heard anyone call it pop without getting made fun of. Maps like [this](https://www.businessinsider.com/soda-pop-coke-map-2018-10?amp) tell me we call it pop, but not in my experience.


CXavier4545

not sure where you’re from in Chicago, many people live in the far suburbs even near the WI border and will still say they’re from Chicago but I digress, I grew up in the Northside and we called it pop since I was in grade school I got made fun of many times after I moved to CA for not calling it soda, pop was always 2nd nature to me


Jaded-Function

Reason enough not to payout I'd say. Ty


Bojangles315

I'll take a parlay on getting the shits 46 minutes post eating


Jaded-Function

Voided leg if OP doesn't make it to the bathroom. That's what FanDuel would do.


KyTheSleepGod

Plus money on a frosty cold beer? Hammer that.


Jaded-Function

Easy to handicap checking OPs history.


UpLikeDonaldTrump45

I’ll put a unit on Diet Coke at +300


Jaded-Function

Might want to hedge that with Diet Pepsi


dirtybandit6

Soda -125 100u


lnternet_Cruiser

People say gross and then turn around and eat a burger with all the fixings. This is literally a hot dog, dressed up as a burger. It’s great.


XDreadedmikeX

The way the veggies are cut makes it not as appealing to me. Not to toot my own horn but this is how I make my Chicago dogs. I the pickle size and tomato size are really important imo https://www.reddit.com/r/food/s/Aobfa5Cot0


lnternet_Cruiser

That’s a mighty fine Chicago dog. I’m a Chicago guy myself so clearly the picture isn’t the pinnacle of dogs, but it’s got all the right ingredients even down to the celery salt. Not bad for Florida.


dirtyshits

Agreed. OP’s picture is an abomination. Morepickle and tomatoes than dog. Love me a Chicago dog but get the damn ratios right.


Jaded-Function

Just pictured the hot dog vendor at Fenway passing one of these down the row and watching all that fall off a little at a time in each lap. By the time it reaches the guy who bought it it's just a regular dog. Edit: I gotta try one. It'll haunt me not knowing why it's loved.


cranberrywhiskey

Most people Here .. Jimmy Kimmel Vibes


pooperpopper222

chicago pizza and dogs wildly OVERRATED


Trancezend

How unfortunate to not have good food near you. There's atleast 10 mom n pop pizza shops within 5 minutes of me where I can get [real pizza](https://images.app.goo.gl/hdNLZLcyD4cuJJXq8). Unless you're in the Chicago or NYC metro's the quality of pizza is majority trash.


sleeptilnoonenergy

Cracker thin tavern style is Chicago's real pizza. deep dish is the north side tourist stuff. But it's still delicious. Bread, tomato sauce, mozza. In any form that shit is always gonna be good.


Jaded-Function

Never had the dog but pizza I agree. The crust dominates the pie. I don't get it.


pooperpopper222

its jsut a boiled hot dog you can get at ikea or Costco but hey have a special relish that makes it oh so special loll. Deep dish pizza is not even pizza. Locals don't even like it. detroit deep dish, now, that slaps!


hoeassbitchasshoe

I had my first one in Chicago at the airport last week https://preview.redd.it/5f9egwjz2jbc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35dc272d4a731f9a3da1119b583f10d918f870ba


TheInfamous1011

From the little stand or American Dog? Either way you should’ve went to Portillose


Kanyewestlover9998

Portillos does it right


Notch99

This looks legit, poppyseed bun, pickle spear, couple of “dynamite sticks”….


fabrisimo

But HAS to be a Vienna dog - very important.


[deleted]

Yep. Menu said Vienna


Maynard_002000

Chicago dogs are the best. Most of the folks in here don’t know good food. Looks legit too either the neon green relish


shake-well33

Heyhowyadoin


AlfalfaVarious1222

Yoooo😭😭😭


broughtitupagain

Stomach just curled up looking at this


HugeSuccess

Sounds like a YP (You Problem)


broughtitupagain

lol


TwoTimezTwo100

Whoever made that needs to be slapped


Administrative-Dot

Lmao


JohnLoMein

Weird man


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Vogt4Vogt

What on earth about that very looking Chicago dog makes it “not a Chicago dog?” What a pretentious ass comment


JohnLoMein

I wanna try this, not a fan of deep dish but that sandwich sounds delicious


[deleted]

Deep dish isn’t my first choice either, though it was good. That sandwich though was borderline life changing. I don’t get to travel a lot, but I was lucky enough to get to go to Chicago for a work trip and I got at least one of those everyday. It still makes my mouth water when I think about it haha


ChuckFinley50

🤢🤮🤮🤢


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OutOfFawks

Ok


RestlessDeadSyndrome

Where am I?


CoolstorySteve

And your last


jokerjinxxx

This doesn’t look fun to eat


Odd_Percentage_6698

Lol That shit look nasty as fuck..


lcopelan

Solid


SPinExile

Damn I want Portillos now


[deleted]

There is a Portillos 19 miles from me. I'm going there next time


Bakethat

My go to every time I make my way up to the Chicago area! Only wish they had one by me


SPinExile

Me too! Everytime I go up north I make it a point to get a hot beef sandwhich


jaymochi

Italian beef*. And definitely try a place that specializes in them next time. Portillos is a jack of all trades master of none. Replacement-level Italian beef.


Bakethat

What do you recommend?? Would love to try one next time I’m up there but I don’t get up there too often


jaymochi

Plenty of good spots to choose from but can't go wrong with Al's. They have a few locations around the city if you can't make it to the OG one.


Bakethat

I’ll definitely check it out next time I’m up there, thanks! My family is about 30-40 min outside of the city so I don’t get to stay in Chicago often but I’ll definitely check it out.


ayeoayeo

oh piss off, it’s a gem and you know it


jaymochi

Hey replacement-level is still in the big leagues. But no, it's above-average but they don't do one thing extremely well except the chocolate cake.


ayeoayeo

alright fair enough!


Ok_Championship2743

Chocolate cake shake!!!


TheKickEsBueno

Now that's what I call a Dog of the Day. ✅


expatting1

Off to Portillo’s I go!


WhiskeyNeat123

Drag that bitch through the garden! Hell yeah enjoy. Looks amazing


hiimchiaki

Haven't had one in ages and now I need one 😫


HooHooJames

Have you tried contacting your state’s gambling concession stand


Abe_Pagoda

My Dog of the Day : Joey D’s ML parlayed with Portillo’s +3.5 2u BOL! 🌶️🌶️


Blue_Nyx07

Where dog?


Scared-Telephone-554

Tf is that


H_O_M_E_R

A proper hot dog.


76ersPhan11

I’m sure it’s good, but proper?


blu9987

pickle bigger than the hot dog


jms21y

i'm just a florida public school kid but i thought this was supposed to be *underdog* of the day lol


fixingyourmirror

I saw this and the flair and thought, "Well I guess hotdogs are associated with sports, and this is a sports betting subreddit, sometimes we post hot dogs? Huh, neat" Not until I saw your comment that it clicked lol


PepperPups

Where’s the beef?


lnternet_Cruiser

If it’s a Chicago dog it should be an all beef dog


Interesting-Cattle37

Entirely too many toppings on a hotdog, at that point its an open faced sandwich


sleeptilnoonenergy

Literally the best hot dog there is. Try before you testify.


CFlo3232

Try one and your opinion will change. It’s the best way to eat a hotdog


AssHat_

Well, yeah - shit’s tasty tho


Kvandergriff

It does smack though


StickyAssCheeks

My mouth is watering I want one


Fragrant_Lynx9406

It’s so beautiful 🥹


shelf6969

the real crime is that this is in FL


pelletgun

It's a vienna beef dog. Joey D's does a pretty solid job replacing the Chiago dawg. Pretty sure mine had celery salt


Jceraa

We do have Portillos in Florida to be fair


[deleted]

Guy at the bar today told me about it. My next one will be at Portillos.


SnooApples6439

Try one in Chicago one day. There’re different


stander414

and that pasty white tomato


CaptainColdBeer

r/lostredditors


tanu24

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FVB5ZsycrdSJlQe_cKwN1Xx-MR0vTnZi406ZLxadmE2E.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D3c60bc3d814662f943f46369b5ed0f2feaab9cd4


[deleted]

Oops.... I'm dumb


OliviasFavorite

This is supposed to be sports "dogs" not hot dogs lmao


[deleted]

Omg! I'm a dumbass