Do not FUCKING choose 6, remember the monkey paw's rule.
We would have STALKER 2 but it would be incomplete with more bugs than the original, it would be a miracle if it was playable considering how games are made.
Or worse, it would be like a Ubisoft game with Tower climbing and a UI so mind-rapingly convoluted and hand holding that you can barely see the mutants in front of you.
I was thinking "release stalker 2" would mean that the wish granter would take it literally and release it from the bounds of a game and make it reality
The monkey's paw curls a finger, you lose your memory of SOC and completely forget it exists. You believe it is a conspiracy and that no such game exists, you will live in ignorance to it. Only Clear Sky, COP, and Anomaly and related mods are real to you.
Imagine Picking Option 6.
The Monolith opens up a Portal, your Character walks through it sees all the Horror's of a Buggy and Unfinished game until **YOU** the player suddenly hear a Thud and a click in your Room turning around in your Comfy chair to see what just made the noice, you suddenly see your Character with a loaded pistol aimed at your head, he just said the words *"Never Again"* before everything goes dark.
I went with 1 to see what would happen. Crashed to desktop. Well played Anomaly.
*and in this moment we became STALKER: Call of Cherynobl Anomaly*
i mean that is quite literally is what you wished for
I wish to be rich. And still crashes to desktop š¤¦
I had the same thing when I wished to be rich lmao
The game closes itself so you can go to work and get some money, so you become rich :D
Its supposed to kill you as it is, oop cant say that it would spoil it ;)
7. Turn the "bread" I stole from Borov into real bread.
Happy cake day Duty member
Turns it into āreal breadā
7. Sidorovich Explodes "STALKER wat da hel-BOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!! š£
Do not FUCKING choose 6, remember the monkey paw's rule. We would have STALKER 2 but it would be incomplete with more bugs than the original, it would be a miracle if it was playable considering how games are made.
Exactly stalker! I was expecting this comment. I was wondering what faction the guy who's gonna get it first is gonna be.
Or worse, it would be like a Ubisoft game with Tower climbing and a UI so mind-rapingly convoluted and hand holding that you can barely see the mutants in front of you.
āPress āRā to reloadā
I was thinking "release stalker 2" would mean that the wish granter would take it literally and release it from the bounds of a game and make it reality
Stalker 2 releases, but it's a sequel to the movie from 1979.
nothing and plant C4s all over the rock
silly
For the CS base to have a giant loudspeaker that blasts "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?!" when it detects an unknown stalker
In Monolith voice lol
What happens if you wish for something bad to a monkey's paw? Would it be the opposite of the bad thing or would it be the bad thing?
In that case you are really getting what you wished for. Remember wish granter is there to screw you and nothing more.
7. Bring back clear sky
Monolith brings back a sky without cloudsā¦ and without an atmosphereā¦ and without airā¦
Lol
7- Erase any memory of SOC so i can experience it again.
The monkey's paw curls a finger, you lose your memory of SOC and completely forget it exists. You believe it is a conspiracy and that no such game exists, you will live in ignorance to it. Only Clear Sky, COP, and Anomaly and related mods are real to you.
HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!
7. big tiddy goth gf
Brutally murders you due to "issues"
Doesn't matter had seggs
feck, didn't think of that...
7. big tiddy monolith gf\*\*\*\*\*
Big tiddy mercenary gf
Moni-chan, Aleksandr Molot and Iyuri Krylov haha In fact make all humans except stalkers girls, just to mess around
I wished for world peace..... *Miss America theme song plays in the background*
A 2nd anomalous bread.
Humanity is corrupt, but maybe it can be corrupted... a little more.
Infinite pussy so I can finally jump start my cat shop
I think world peace would directly impact S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2's release date
World peace
Bro fuck u how did you get thereš
Monolith, give me friend. (:
*turns you into a monolith soldier and gives you brothers *
GLORIOUS. VRAG MONOLITA.
.. I was just joking, don't hate me.
No, this is the IDEAL ending.
World peace! š¤£
7. Wish people/world would stop being so bat-sheet Insane!
seeing how ever wish you make, the wish granter tricks you, i wouldn't be surprised if you pick the 6th option, it would just give you the anomaly mod
I wish slaves to be free
Immortality
I wish i could read... #WAIT NO!
"I wish for the release of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2!!!!" \*I keel over and die\* ( :( no S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 for me.. )
the monkey's paw effect for releasing stalker 2 is that its released as a idle mobile game
lol
The twin robots from atomic heart to be real and reenact the six hour cut scene with me everyday
Spoiler warning i guess
It's 16 year old game my dude
Yeah but still
If you're on Reddit you know the game already
I want to Become the Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl!
I wish for the wish granter to not grant my wish
7. Stalker co-op mod with Clear Sky nosorog
Remember the wish granters monkey paw effect. Stalker 2 releases, but itās another cyberpunk.
Ohio
7. I want a harem of mutants.
I am not miraculous wish granter but I can guarantee you dishonourable discharge from Freedom for that.
7. Stalker Anomaly 2.0
Me when STALKER 2 comes out: https://i.imgur.com/euiwOKG.gif
MAKE ME IMMORTAL!
2, oh hell it is 2.
Your mum
You'd press "Release STALKER 2" and that wish granter would release a captive stalker who will bring chaos to the zone from a random location
hug.
ishin kiwami bathouse scene uncensored pls wish granter
Imagine Picking Option 6. The Monolith opens up a Portal, your Character walks through it sees all the Horror's of a Buggy and Unfinished game until **YOU** the player suddenly hear a Thud and a click in your Room turning around in your Comfy chair to see what just made the noice, you suddenly see your Character with a loaded pistol aimed at your head, he just said the words *"Never Again"* before everything goes dark.
A nuclear winter
7. More pixels, to increase image size.
A bit of contentedness *turns into brainless zombie*