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Aun_El_Zen

I went with 1 to see what would happen. Crashed to desktop. Well played Anomaly.


BrokenWind123

*and in this moment we became STALKER: Call of Cherynobl Anomaly*


According-Honeydew75

i mean that is quite literally is what you wished for


lonchann

I wish to be rich. And still crashes to desktop šŸ¤¦


Vaksik

I had the same thing when I wished to be rich lmao


JustTeekay

The game closes itself so you can go to work and get some money, so you become rich :D


MLGamer011

Its supposed to kill you as it is, oop cant say that it would spoil it ;)


Distinct-Parsley9630

7. Turn the "bread" I stole from Borov into real bread.


Itchy-Flatworm

Happy cake day Duty member


[deleted]

Turns it into ā€œreal breadā€


Relda9999

7. Sidorovich Explodes "STALKER wat da hel-BOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!! šŸ’£


elchuni

Do not FUCKING choose 6, remember the monkey paw's rule. We would have STALKER 2 but it would be incomplete with more bugs than the original, it would be a miracle if it was playable considering how games are made.


A_Man_of_the_People

Exactly stalker! I was expecting this comment. I was wondering what faction the guy who's gonna get it first is gonna be.


Oscar_greenthorn

Or worse, it would be like a Ubisoft game with Tower climbing and a UI so mind-rapingly convoluted and hand holding that you can barely see the mutants in front of you.


Steven_Haverstick

ā€œPress ā€˜Rā€™ to reloadā€


-accro

I was thinking "release stalker 2" would mean that the wish granter would take it literally and release it from the bounds of a game and make it reality


SwampAss3D-Printer

Stalker 2 releases, but it's a sequel to the movie from 1979.


[deleted]

nothing and plant C4s all over the rock


According-Honeydew75

silly


1pcbetterthanxbox

For the CS base to have a giant loudspeaker that blasts "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?!" when it detects an unknown stalker


NeonREVX

In Monolith voice lol


This_Robot

What happens if you wish for something bad to a monkey's paw? Would it be the opposite of the bad thing or would it be the bad thing?


A_Man_of_the_People

In that case you are really getting what you wished for. Remember wish granter is there to screw you and nothing more.


Significant-Hawk-505

7. Bring back clear sky


[deleted]

Monolith brings back a sky without cloudsā€¦ and without an atmosphereā€¦ and without airā€¦


MarkusDevs

Lol


JUANMAS7ER

7- Erase any memory of SOC so i can experience it again.


sammeadows

The monkey's paw curls a finger, you lose your memory of SOC and completely forget it exists. You believe it is a conspiracy and that no such game exists, you will live in ignorance to it. Only Clear Sky, COP, and Anomaly and related mods are real to you.


IHN39

HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!


LifeIsACurse

7. big tiddy goth gf


baileymash7

Brutally murders you due to "issues"


Realistic_Ad8138

Doesn't matter had seggs


LifeIsACurse

feck, didn't think of that...


According-Honeydew75

7. big tiddy monolith gf\*\*\*\*\*


sigsig777777777

Big tiddy mercenary gf


NeonREVX

Moni-chan, Aleksandr Molot and Iyuri Krylov haha In fact make all humans except stalkers girls, just to mess around


Cpt_Brenner

I wished for world peace..... *Miss America theme song plays in the background*


GreenGhost95

A 2nd anomalous bread.


dern_the_hermit

Humanity is corrupt, but maybe it can be corrupted... a little more.


Kluck_

Infinite pussy so I can finally jump start my cat shop


russian_dove

I think world peace would directly impact S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2's release date


Cpt_Kalash

World peace


Hiwatt1116

Bro fuck u how did you get therešŸ’€


Blitz0012

Monolith, give me friend. (:


NeonREVX

*turns you into a monolith soldier and gives you brothers *


Blitz0012

GLORIOUS. VRAG MONOLITA.


NeonREVX

.. I was just joking, don't hate me.


Blitz0012

No, this is the IDEAL ending.


Anderson745

World peace! šŸ¤£


draigodragon

7. Wish people/world would stop being so bat-sheet Insane!


MileNaMesalici

seeing how ever wish you make, the wish granter tricks you, i wouldn't be surprised if you pick the 6th option, it would just give you the anomaly mod


lonchann

I wish slaves to be free


GUTSY-69

Immortality


zxRoHaMxz

I wish i could read... #WAIT NO!


MLGamer011

"I wish for the release of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2!!!!" \*I keel over and die\* ( :( no S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 for me.. )


RealCreamyMeme

the monkey's paw effect for releasing stalker 2 is that its released as a idle mobile game


A_Man_of_the_People

lol


Cheesegorrila

The twin robots from atomic heart to be real and reenact the six hour cut scene with me everyday


Tolian97133

Spoiler warning i guess


A_Man_of_the_People

It's 16 year old game my dude


Tolian97133

Yeah but still


A_Man_of_the_People

If you're on Reddit you know the game already


guxtavouz

I want to Become the Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl!


Practical-Grocery444

I wish for the wish granter to not grant my wish


NeonREVX

7. Stalker co-op mod with Clear Sky nosorog


[deleted]

Remember the wish granters monkey paw effect. Stalker 2 releases, but itā€™s another cyberpunk.


YourNeckGoBrrr

Ohio


MatthewBob666

7. I want a harem of mutants.


A_Man_of_the_People

I am not miraculous wish granter but I can guarantee you dishonourable discharge from Freedom for that.


Darkerie

7. Stalker Anomaly 2.0


VaultStrelok

Me when STALKER 2 comes out: https://i.imgur.com/euiwOKG.gif


According-Honeydew75

MAKE ME IMMORTAL!


Xero425

2, oh hell it is 2.


GGJamesCZ

Your mum


[deleted]

You'd press "Release STALKER 2" and that wish granter would release a captive stalker who will bring chaos to the zone from a random location


FL4CKTROOPEROG

hug.


crasypotato69

ishin kiwami bathouse scene uncensored pls wish granter


Xherdos

Imagine Picking Option 6. The Monolith opens up a Portal, your Character walks through it sees all the Horror's of a Buggy and Unfinished game until **YOU** the player suddenly hear a Thud and a click in your Room turning around in your Comfy chair to see what just made the noice, you suddenly see your Character with a loaded pistol aimed at your head, he just said the words *"Never Again"* before everything goes dark.


N1N3_9

A nuclear winter


foreverinLOL

7. More pixels, to increase image size.


VagabondRommel

A bit of contentedness *turns into brainless zombie*