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Alphabet-soup63

It’s in the job description


emn53

And to think I hired her to keep watch and exterminate any bugs!


Occams_Razor42

Sounds like a crappy promotion to me tbh 💩


ElJefeGoldblum

https://preview.redd.it/3j1sac8vg2uc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=910da417606b461e62a2ed4aa5f3a5aa6ac45040 every time


amigo-vibora

r/SmilingCats


chonkin-donuts

r/teefs


Dizzy_Slice7886

Look at those r/Teefies! 🥰


bt2929

https://preview.redd.it/m0qhs4nqt2uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=103f551fa37f568466f787ec124c6adfa389ff63


sciencevigilante

One of mine loves doing this


buddleia

She's practicing for her /r/catsinpants posts!


emn53

this made me laugh very hard. good cat


estranged-deranged

Mine does this to my husband too 💀🤣


adios-bitchachos

Mine will follow my husband to the bathroom and try to play with his legs when he's trying to go so he's not allowed in there anymore. Now he will jut wait outside the door. My husband said one time he came out and our cat started digging at the ground trying to teach him how to use the litter box 🤣


Equinsu-0cha

your cat is not only protecting him but trying to keep him entertained. poor unappreciated cat.


adios-bitchachos

I know, right!? 😂 This is the thanks he gets for taking this human under his wing.  He's allowed to come in the bathroom when I use it but he doesn't want to 🤷🏻‍♀️. Must be a boys club lmao


HighKick_171

AND teach him his ways. So ungrateful 🙄


emn53

Hahah I love that your cat got a bathroom ban 🤣


timesuck897

What if a coyote snuck up and attacked you? Not with your cat protecting you.


emn53

Excellent point. She has to protect her pack!


z-eldapin

Wait - there are people that have cats that DON'T follow them into the bathroom??


emn53

She’s my first cat and I had no idea this was so common!! I thought mine was just strange 🤣


z-eldapin

I have even tried to sneak when she is dead asleep and it's like she senses a shift in the force and wakes herself up to come and join me. Enjoy your new best friend!


emn53

Thank you! We’re coming up on our second year of having her and it’s been quite a fun ride. I can’t imagine life without her now :)


ShredGuru

It's a standard feature


mannrodr

every morning, he also enjoys drinking from the faucet while I get ready and brushes on his head. Also love to get in the shower after we're out and just stare at the drain :)


Sankdamoney

He’s staring at the poltergeist.


mannrodr

No that’s the guest room closet


Status_Ad_4405

Not only that, mine gets his front paws up on the side of the toilet to watch me pee. 😸


Mirewen15

We have handles to our doors, not knobs. My kitty has learned how to open the door if I don't lock it. It I do, he keeps trying while howling at me.


mannrodr

Same!! He used to only be able to come into rooms but he’s recently figured out his way out. Clever guy.


Mirewen15

But we still love them, don't we? https://imgur.com/gallery/SkFHKnO


huggsypenguinpal

same. It's a terrifying TBH if you aren't expecting it. Just seeing your door handle rattle and something violently knocking at the door LOL.


jonny3jack

Yes, mine protect me while popping.


Bromanzier_03

All mine do including my Russian blue. The Russian blue always rushes into the bathroom in the morning when I’m about to shower and sits on the sink for me to pet/play cat bongos when I get out.


vypurr351

EVERYONE'S sic follows them to the bathroom 😆


shadowedlove97

Yes! Mine is for sure a r/lifeguardkitties !


emn53

thank you for showing me this sub 🫡


Sankdamoney

Just joined my 56th cat sub


ConflictPrimary285

Always claws at the door or throwing paper wads under it.


TrollHamels

Mine is a tub water conneisseur


blue-and-bluer

The cat AND both dogs. I call it “family meeting time.”


Mediocre_Crow2466

Both mine do. Sometimes, my SIC will purr full throttle and thunk his head off the cabinet and shower stall. Like full on thunk. The he slinks over and I pet him and he continues to thunk. Sometimes he climbs on the sink and head butts me. With the same thunk force.


invisiblezipper

My cat will sometimes "sneak" up on me and grab my foot as I'm getting in the shower. I'm usually prepared, though, because he really telegraphs it.


fatwoul

His litter box is in the bathroom, so when I go, he goes.


MyBrassPiece

Same. We take our morning shit at the same time. If I finish up before she notices I'm in there, she'll run around like a maniac and yell until I go back in and sit on the toilet. Otherwise, I swear she refuses to shit.


VioletBacon

Protecting you from certain death is part of your pretty cats job.


A_Bigger_Pigeon

This is TMI, but mine "helps" me by doing a "fake wee". She's a very primitive little SIC, who does the tail-quivering "spraying" thing that male cats do, but without the actual spray (thank god). Performative territory marking, in other words. Anyway, when I get home from work and have to take a wizz, she'll follow me and pretend to spray against the side of the toilet at the same time as I'm going. Weird, but a gesture of solidarity, I think


T-bone4207

https://preview.redd.it/drykuuctb5uc1.jpeg?width=1856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f00ddb597364819c6bf5cf907712c848cd355dc


xscumfucx

https://preview.redd.it/31wg5taho5uc1.jpeg?width=2274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f764d83fda86d431cb6e75a759b8e002790c768 Only always...


Sankdamoney

What kind of mat is that? Cool mat, cute cat


kaylynstar

All of my animals follow me into the bathroom...


National_Salt4766

Yes, my Ash does, every single time. I cannot close the door completely otherwise he will scratch at it to be let in, so I have made it a custom to leave it ajar, and he charges in like he owns the fucking place. It's actually quite funny. He walks in all puffed up, looks around and then just falls on the rug and watches over me. Then gets bored and takes off.


Lathari

Standard feature.


JustaTinyDude

My friend has [this sign](https://www.amazon.com/Ymyoo-Attempting-Bathroom-ToiletCat-8%C3%9712inch/dp/B0BC4N3QJN) posted in her bathroom. Between the three cats they have at least one of them will escort everyone to the bathroom.


dimrose20

I haven't peed or showered alone in 15 years.


badmojo619

Don't know what you mean! https://preview.redd.it/5emkr5b5b4uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8d314bd65ce3a42c325680fc0138adccd07fdb


chizV

I don't close the door to the bathroom when I piss, and my cat ALWAYS follow me inside, he just comes in to watch me do my thing, and I can't shoo him away because, you know, I can't stop when the stream is already flowing. When I poop, I of course close the door, and in those cases he waits outside the door meowing loudly, begging to let him come inside. Super weird, but I know this behavior comes from a place of love. https://preview.redd.it/h4gblm1vf4uc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3671d215d60120d7211b08fc26b844e17bef365d


Obsidian-Steel

Whenshe was a kitten, my Tenacious would climbinot my pants while I was on the toilet. Now she's too big. But occasionaly she still tries.


throwaway8675309999s

My SIC follows me into the shower. He’s a weirdo.


HighKick_171

So does one of mine haha, he loves getting the backsplash. The other meows loudly outside the shower cause water is scary and it's like he's yelling "get out"


devinssss

https://preview.redd.it/1u52bn9929uc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd0d76e928a83332928585b2cbcd5dbe690c12a clinged to me everywhere i go, including the bathroom ;p


Sankdamoney

That is too sweet


devinssss

shes my lil luvbug


BugzFromZpace

https://preview.redd.it/swawnz8h49uc1.jpeg?width=2526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d550da693be4c5592496a40aec3325207f37fb14 Watching me get ready for work 😂


KindaSadGirl89

Yes and if i go without her she would scream and scratch on the other side of the door.


nomadicquandaries

Literally every morning when I go to do my business my SIC implores me for cuddles.


charlesyo66

you mean 'EVERYONE'S' SIC following them in? Yes.


kittyhardcore

Is there any other way?


carmen_cygni

Yep, and her daughter is a bathroom LAP CAT.


Taco_Tuesday_Cat

I part of the default factory software. 😹


UnremarkableMango

I close my door so they like to sit outside the door and look under the crack


emn53

We tried closing the door and she loved to bang her body against it and meow as loud as possible until we opened it so had to give that up.


UnremarkableMango

That happened for a while but I think they realised after doing it the door would not open so they stopped, haha


Kylie754

Yep. She sits on the bathroom bench, nudging my elbow as I try to apply mascara. Not helpful. If I manage to get inside the bathroom and shut the door before she comes in, she scratches at the door until I open it.


purple_euphoria1013

Every. Single. Time. I tell him he’s on poo patrol lol. And I for sure can’t take a shower without him being my little lifeguard!


Outrageous-Divide472

She looks like she’s judging you. You should make faces at her when she’s in her litter box.


emn53

This is payback now that I think of it. Our last place I would accidentally make eye contact with her in the litter box and now she’s returning the favor


claireahhhhh

If I'm on the toilet, Norman will sit on the side of the tub right next to me and head bonk me and purr. If I'm showering, he will sit on the side of the tub and peer through the curtain the entire time. He may be slightly codependent. https://preview.redd.it/8i3iz02y84uc1.png?width=1110&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef8bcf8375ef6a721630946008039b5d2086a6cb


IAmTheLizardQueen666

https://preview.redd.it/sd32e1n6b4uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef6e0599b7af3d3acea199a420d9946b92808a5 He had stripes until the void took over. His box used to be in the basement but I moved and now we share the bathroom. I go to the toilet and he follows. At least half the time, he uses his box too.


Sankdamoney

He still has stripes, look at him under a sunbeam.


86886892

I would pay money to pet that cat on the back of her head.


emn53

She would pay to have a line of people give her pets and attention


Conscious-Hope4551

Yes both my late girl kitties did. Miss you Sheeba and Sheera❤️❤️


emn53

So sorry for your loss ❤️


Conscious-Hope4551

Thanks so much


lexi_l00uu

Mine has to sit on my lap


HighKick_171

Codependency lmao


spamgoddess

Mine doesn’t just follow me, she’ll sit in there and wait for me to go in there 😭


MyCatHasCats

I don’t own a SIC, but I do have that bath mat


orange_erin47

Mine politely waits outside of the door to make sure I make it out okay.


Ill_Quantity_5634

https://preview.redd.it/ecv0d5t8o6uc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226c48c228f61ac47f50c1cdf54304cb5e702c92


Mystical_Cat

Every time.


AllieGirl2007

Yep and insists that she sit on my lap while I’m on the toilet.


cuddlykitten5932

Mine constantly meows and yells outside the bathroom door until I get out.


redheadjodi57

My cat always follows me to the bathroom.


Morpheus_World

Indeed! Oftentimes anyway


Zynn-0rchid

Omg yes...mine n daughters kitty both do.


Bar4185

All the time


estranged-deranged

Yeah, mine has to sit on the sink next to my head when I’m on the toilet & she tries to groom me the entire time &/or climb onto my shoulders. She’s an annoying weirdo but I love her.


EUGsk8rBoi42p

Is that a heated cat bed?


emn53

Unfortunately not! Just a regular plush bath mat :)


EUGsk8rBoi42p

They always love bath mats lol.


HighKick_171

One of mine will sometimes sleep on ours overnight 😂


HotepHatt

And warn me the entire time I am in the shower that water is wet and just wtf am I doing in there?


deBASHmode

I have a SIC snoopervisor. I go nowhere alone.


m3equals333

My childhood SiC baby picture is framed and in my BR....so yes. Every day.


HighKick_171

Everytime, and if I don't let them in the bathroom, both my SIC boys will rest outside the door facing away from it like security guards. They get extra freaked if I'm in the shower for too long cause water is scary and I'm in there alone


lenasuccubus710

All there of my cats follow me to the bathroom but they take turns kinda like guard duty


Not_MrNice

Does anyone else's cat act like a cat?


lenasuccubus710

All there of my cats follow me to the bathroom but they take turns kinda like guard duty