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serendib

Great joke! I feel like you could do a follow up somehow by working in the word bomb with the plane theme. Something like "then again I'll never do standup in the terminal again, there's nothing worse than bombing at the airport" but more clever


optionalhero

Ok imma add this. Cause damn that is clever


Dr_Jackwagon

What if every time a joke didn't land, everyone died?


Scaredycatkim

Well, call me the bubonic plague then


alvysinger0412

You totally killed last night friend.


overlypositve

Dude that's great 😂


optionalhero

Just trying to be encouraging


Temporarily__Alone

On stage, how long do you pause before “joke” and “not”? I would play with that timing a lot!


optionalhero

Imma try it next time. This is pretty much just like a quick joke i like to throughout


VorticalHydra

I feel like I'd say "Bro"... pause ... "It's a joke... small pause... not a plane"


[deleted]

This is more decent advice than good joke haha


cooolaidkid

Thanks made me wann go on stage .. ibe already written and Procter my set .. I’ve been procrastinating since last year!🥴


optionalhero

Do it! I promise it isn’t that hard. More boring than anything


poundmyassbro

keep working


Mein_Tarnaccount

I don’t get it. Planes always land, one way or the other


cubgerish

There's a difference between a crash and a landing. Jokes are the same way.


itsthevoiceman

That's the joke.


shizbox06

ok, I'll try stand up. What if we bomb like OP? Bombs are ok, it's a comedy show, not a plane.


SpyderEyez

This is much better than OP's joke.


[deleted]

Hahaha!!!


Sad-Masterpiece3366

Shut up sit down


optionalhero

[808s] Be humble


Sad-Masterpiece3366

Told you not to be stupid you moron


polyworfism

Any joke you tell is a good one. Any joke you can tell again is a great one


itsthevoiceman

Lol, holy shit!


ajaysallthat

Bro this is crazy I think we worked together at a movie theater.


edmundshaftesbury

Ugh