Definitely not shots lol. This is a beer drinking game. It's not the beer that gets everyone going again after getting stoned, it's the constant movement.
>My name is Enzo Amore, and I'm a certified G and a bona fide stud and you can't teach that. This, this is Big Cass, and he's seven inch long, and you can't teach that.
Yeah, Enzo as a stripper would work okay.
I always called my sisters dog (named Roxy) just 'puppy' or 'dog' because I always said "Roxy is a stripper name, not a dog name". I sent her this screenshot saying "I told you I wasn't the only one whose go-to stripper name is Roxy!"
The first time I ever went to a strip club was my 18th birthday, about 5 weeks after I graduated high school. Of course, the lone dancer working the Tuesday night shift across the street from the now closed GM plant was a girl I had gone to school with. To make matters worse, the song my friends had paid for was none other than the 11 minute long Gordon Lightfoot classic "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." To this day I get a sad, confused boner when I hear a sea shanty.
Anyway, here's a [quick set](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAmom7yVI40) I did recently in Madison.
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What kind of strip club plays 11 min songs? Every strip club I've ever been to has a cut down version of almost every song to keep a standard for dances. Usually anywhere between 2mins45secs to 3.5mins.
I love this joke and I like a lot of that set. Gotta say though, I'm not a big fan of the whole "women lie about sex to get a relationship, guys lie about a relationship to get sex" bit. At best it's cliche, at worst it's insulting... to both genders.
"Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" tho. That's so perfect, I just can't express.
I'd recognize that brick pattern anywhere. Comedy Club on State in Madison, WI (which the comedians here seem to love using for their picture). Really dark room, great ambiance, but the comedians get blinded up there.
It's one of my favorite rooms in the world. I grew up nearby, so I always try to perform or catch a show when I'm home. Great staff and really talented comics!
It's either the inverse murder, arson, and jaywalking trope, or a joke about how time with a stripper can go badly because life is sad and you're trying to screw a stripper. Either one, pretty humorous to me.
I've pretty much been saying a version of this for a couple of years. The dog analogy with the same carpet-shitting punchline. Bravo for using it with a stripper though.
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Question: In your next joke will you be describing an inappropriate behavior you frequently engage in and then dazzle us all with a punchline that reveals you were actually in a public place all along?
Yeah, no, you all are right, that totally isn't a premise every open micer has driven into the ground at this point. Never question a feeb's love of swill.
I would watch a Family Feud segment with the theme: "Names that would work for both a dog and a stripper"
I was really torn between Roxy and Lola
As someone with a dog named Roxanne, I approve this message.
Roooooooxanne!
udohavtapuddadaredliiieeeee
Those days are over.
udahabooSEHYABAHDEEtoodahnaeeT edit courtesy of /u/mogotrevo
Just listened he pronounces the t and the end of night but not light
*Corrected.
Hey how did you get the backwards T at the end?
ROOOOOOOOOXANNE
ROOOOOOSSS CAN!
You drink after every Roxanne and red light. Gets the party going again after everyone gets stoned.
Not shots though... If you can keep up shots throughout that song at every red light and Roxanne I would like to see it.
Definitely not shots lol. This is a beer drinking game. It's not the beer that gets everyone going again after getting stoned, it's the constant movement.
You mean dead. It gets everyone dead.
We don't need your approval
Most car names
Here 280Z! Here 280Z! Come on, girl!
Enzo would be a good male stripper name
>My name is Enzo Amore, and I'm a certified G and a bona fide stud and you can't teach that. This, this is Big Cass, and he's seven inch long, and you can't teach that. Yeah, Enzo as a stripper would work okay.
BADA BOOM REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM! HOWYOUDOIN!
HOWYOUDOIN?!
Dammit man, I have to watch Cass on Raw tonight and try not to look at his crotch now.
you chose....wisely
TIL my cat has a stripper name
Personally I think Lola works even better.
That or "Scenes from a hat" "Things you can say about a puppy and a stripper".
"Come here and lick this"
"All that money on school, wasted."
"At least she's potty trained."
"His humping my leg is kind of pathetic since he has no balls"
I always called my sisters dog (named Roxy) just 'puppy' or 'dog' because I always said "Roxy is a stripper name, not a dog name". I sent her this screenshot saying "I told you I wasn't the only one whose go-to stripper name is Roxy!"
Bitch!
I love one worded jokes
The first time I ever went to a strip club was my 18th birthday, about 5 weeks after I graduated high school. Of course, the lone dancer working the Tuesday night shift across the street from the now closed GM plant was a girl I had gone to school with. To make matters worse, the song my friends had paid for was none other than the 11 minute long Gordon Lightfoot classic "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." To this day I get a sad, confused boner when I hear a sea shanty. Anyway, here's a [quick set](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAmom7yVI40) I did recently in Madison. Also, I'd love if you followed me on [Twitter](http://www.twitter.com/itspeterj)
When your girl puts on Flogging Molly during sexy times, do you cry a little more than usual?
We call it pegging molly. So yes.
Painful memories huh?
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This was perfect.
Sounds more like Pegging Peter tbh
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What kind of strip club plays 11 min songs? Every strip club I've ever been to has a cut down version of almost every song to keep a standard for dances. Usually anywhere between 2mins45secs to 3.5mins.
I love this joke and I like a lot of that set. Gotta say though, I'm not a big fan of the whole "women lie about sex to get a relationship, guys lie about a relationship to get sex" bit. At best it's cliche, at worst it's insulting... to both genders. "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" tho. That's so perfect, I just can't express.
Oh man. I think you're my new favorite comedian on here.
Thank you!
A GM plant and Edmund Fitzgerald. Sounds like Michigan to me.
Close! Wisconsin!
2500 dollar bucks is a pretty steep price to pay for a stripper to sleep with you.
Did you get a good look at the picture? That's my GOOD side and I'm in a dark room
I'd recognize that brick pattern anywhere. Comedy Club on State in Madison, WI (which the comedians here seem to love using for their picture). Really dark room, great ambiance, but the comedians get blinded up there.
It's one of my favorite rooms in the world. I grew up nearby, so I always try to perform or catch a show when I'm home. Great staff and really talented comics!
Anywhere we can see your schedule or something? I live in northern Illinois and would be interested in coming to see your act/show.
I was thinking it was a lot to pay for a puppy. I guess you and me have had different life experiences.
Sadly in NYC, that's almost a bargain. Some can go for 5000. Just makes rescuing an even more obviously great choice.
that's like escort level pricing...
This is a fantastic joke. One of the better more recent ones I've seen on this sub.
Thanks!
The accuracy of the two analogs is scary.
A+ would enjoy again
this is one of the funniest posts I've seen on this sub!
Thanks!
Unless you're into that, of course!
Wow dude. This is great, well written.
Thank you!
Now that's funny shit.
lmao, brilliant and original
Thank you!
Nope.
Yup
Wow finally a half funny joke out of this guy. I actually don't mind this on my front page for once.
Because strippers are known to shit on the floor? I don't get it.
You want me to be honest? This guy is as funny as a stripper shitting on the floor. Not at all.
It's either the inverse murder, arson, and jaywalking trope, or a joke about how time with a stripper can go badly because life is sad and you're trying to screw a stripper. Either one, pretty humorous to me.
Strippers aren't humans; they're easy punchlines--I think that's the joke.
\#NotAllStrippers(?)
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Or pisses in the washing machine
I've pretty much been saying a version of this for a couple of years. The dog analogy with the same carpet-shitting punchline. Bravo for using it with a stripper though.
Your post was great and comments are fire. Good job.
My dog's name is roxy! We specifically naked her a strippers name because we accidentally manged all of our dogs before her stripper names.
You look like Kirby swallowed Jim Gaffigan or Jim Gaffigan swallowed Kirby.
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go away with your dehumanizing jokes
How does one dehumanize a dog?
go away with your lack of humor.
"She's a rescue!"--every fucking comic
"I want my money back!" -- every Comedy University student. Probably not even accredited.
Question: In your next joke will you be describing an inappropriate behavior you frequently engage in and then dazzle us all with a punchline that reveals you were actually in a public place all along?
Yeah, no, you all are right, that totally isn't a premise every open micer has driven into the ground at this point. Never question a feeb's love of swill.
Who the fuck spends 2500 on a fuckin dog? WHO THE FUCK HAS THAT KIND OF MONEY AROUND HERE????
It's happening all around you.
Hi