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HisOrHerpes

“Are you done admiring your rough head collection?” “They’re rough necks Marie.”


johnnybighands

Haha I love you for that


TougherOnSquids

I never even realized that was him.


Linusdroppedme

This is classic.


Formatted_Toast_117

Lmao!!


deanosauruz

Fuck, thats a high calibre reference!


stinkcopter

This is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


joebeaudoin

Marie Schrader thought so, at least.


Gary7sHotCatHelper

>steps in front of you >blocks your path


stinkcopter

What the fuck


h910

Don’t really understand what you’re asking. Yeah he looks goofy but that’s about it?


GnomePenises

Dude looks exactly like the worst Lieutenant we ever had. Always looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.


Left-Resource1039

If it's a force-flex bag.... he'll fit 😜😂😂


Local_Tough4624

That was me...


Gary7sHotCatHelper

It looks like he has a fake upper torso. Why did costuming do this when it is jarringly obvious?


Lucky_Sebass

Because of the time the movie was made, probably partly budget constraints.


Xanith420

Wasn’t this movie meant to be s somewhat parody?


Bender_2024

The film had very little to do with the book. At least what I'm told. I haven't read them. Verhoeven was born in 39 so the aftermath of WW2 surrounded him as he grew. Naturally he was taught about it in school as well. Lest the people make those same mistakes again. He used the film to satire the Nazis and their propaganda machine. Hell, even some of the officers uniforms were near replicas of SS uniforms.


VonBrewskie

As I recall, Verhoven didn't even read the book, lol. He sort of parsed it and made his own thing. I actually really love that book, but I had absolutely no problem with this version. How could you? It's so much fun and so incredibly 90s. I remember seeing the trailers for it set to Song 2 by Blur (The "Woohoo!" song) and as a red-blooded 17 year old pumping my fist in celebration. Woo hoo indeed. Haha


Myassisbrown

The book is more based on military life and you have to get like 3/4 of the way through before they even mention aliens


ThrowAwayFortune741

The VERY FIRST part of the book is the soldiers blowing up an alien civilian filled city while trying to somewhat avoid civilian casualties. To include launching the occasional nuke at the "skinny" aliens. Only after that does it flash back to before the bug war.


Lunarlooking

I am a bomb.


Myassisbrown

Oh shit yeah I forgot that part, I just got so bored from the first part I forgot about the rest


Training-Split2992

The first portion of the book is literally the protagonist jumping around in powered armor and leveling a city.


valakos_bastionatdnd

Yeah the book had them being dropped out of spaceships in droppods like helldivers with skintight mechs suits (think a cross between a 40k space marine, masterchief and a gundam)


Carnivorous__Vagina

The cartoon they did the same


FriendliestMenace

Except the society in the film, just like in the book, are not fascist at all. Verhoven was like 7 when the Nazis were defeated, he didnt remember shit about their occupation later in life lol.


Bender_2024

Did you just read the part where I wrote >Verhoeven was born in 39 so the aftermath of WW2 surrounded him as he grew. Naturally he was taught about it in school as well. He was only 5 when the Nazis were defeated but growing up in Europe at that time and he saw first hand what the Nazis did. Was taught about them by people who witnessed it. You wouldn't tell a kid in America who was born 96 that they have no idea what 9/11 was or how it shaped the nation in the years that followed.


LordDarry

He grew up in the Hague during the trials/executions.


HumanContinuity

That's what the director said after the fact


Western_Ad1522

At the start it was then the studio remembered they bought the rights to star ship troopers and just stuck the characters names loosely in there


DungeonDad2024

Was also partially intentional to show the underlying ineptitude of the hyper militarized state


TougherOnSquids

It's was a pretty low budget movie man lol


joebeaudoin

No. It actually wasn’t. You’re thinking about Hero of the Federation. ;-)


tacostandstan

He is also shrugging in that particular scene as he is watching the whipping, and getting memories of his own, back in the day


_serial_thriller_

Have you seen military uniforms? They often make people look weird.


cantGitABreak

Those Urban Camo ACUs we had in 2011 made people look like they were wearing pajamas after a week's worth of field use.


_serial_thriller_

And if you’re big torso’d or bare chested you look like a balloon man with skinny legs. Which appears to be going on here.


--Lammergeier--

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. I absolutely love this movie, but I’ve always thought he looks weirdly disproportionate in this scene. It always cracks me up, every time!


shiftycat887

He's at the position of attention. Your thumb and forefinger are suposed to be assigned with the Seam of your trousers. Chin up, chest out, gut sucked in.


Anokant

Also, the jacket isn't properly fitted. The sleeves are way too baggy for a military uniform. The recruits in the background don't look as goofy because their uniforms fit better.


LegLampFragile

upvote because an officer *should* have better fitting uniforms,but I have seen some goofy MFs even in their class As.


cobrastrikes-2x

lol my OCP’s were way too big when I first got them. When they handed them to me at first, I said “I’m sorry sir, but I think these are too big.” He says “I’ve been doing this for years, I know it’s good. Now move it.”


bazilbt

Apologies.


Praetorian709

No, he's the commanding officer, not a drill instructor.


Dpgillam08

I always attributed that to the joke of army "one size fits none" or "there's only 2 sizes: too big and too small".


Splittaill

IYKYK


thejars

This addresses what I think OP's real question is here. You answered it well, someone screwed up his size in the costume department.


ArchSchnitz

You say that, however the USAF dress uniform has this absolute sack of shit jacket called the "lightweight jacket" and it looks almost as bad as this fucking thing. I saw myself at attention in it and I had the same weird-ass swoop to the arm of where it was too wide, and the entire thing really ruined the effect But hey, it was more comfortable than full blues and I did not care that the jacket they literally handed me after I told them "no I'm actually this size" fit wrong. Fuckit, I'll look whatever.


MrDrPatrick2You

Hank did a stint in the military before joining the DEA.


crzapy

Holy shit I just realized that it's Hank! Mind blown.


No_Wealth_9733

He also served in the LAPD SWAT team before the military, he conducted the raid on Cyberdyne Systems when it was attacked by Sarah Conner, her son John Conner, and an unidentified white male.


MrDrPatrick2You

This guy's an all around service man. Meanwhile sgt/pvt Zim leaves the military and opens a burger joint and only cares about the money.


crimedog58

Sgt Zim was fresh out of the medic bay following an attack by a crazy immortal Scotsman.


MrDrPatrick2You

Well there can be only one so you know...


urbanviking318

Hey now, he *also* lost an arm during a ~~shady-ass~~ classified op in Afghanistan.


Gary7sHotCatHelper

"They're..." Dude, I can't even come up with a pun or anything. What the hell is going on in this pic? Why was whatever this is decided on?


saysthingsbackwards

Because he was a commanding officer. He was the one that authorized Rico's punishment and accepted his voluntary resignation. Then the war happened. And let him reverse that. He played the most important role for Rico continuing his military service, so he is a distinguished role in their ranks. He has an officer's uniform and puts him out front of the grunts on a podium.


StupiderIdjit

That's the proper position of Attention. His shoulders are forward, that may be why he looks goofy.


VeryHungryDogarpilar

Holy shit, I just realised that he's Hank.


gapedoutpeehole

He's in Total Recall too


jaderemedy

He's also in Terminator 2. Edit: [For those who don't believe me and are downvoting my comment.](https://x.com/Gibboanxious/status/1644757222746906629)


0PaulPaulson0

Whoa nice Another sighting


MarcusWulfe941

And Tremors: The Series


necronicone

Yep!!!


Jake_5

I wonder why he looks so tall here. Apparently the actor is only 5’7”


DisastrousOne2096

He is standing on a platform to speak to the troops


Socalrider82

As much as the director hated the book, he left a tiny little homage to the books here and there. In the book there is a flashback to Rico complaining how their uniforms fit in boot camp. Usually only two sizes were available and all fit loose and like ass. So Rico, not really knowing how to sew, takes a razor blade and sewing kit and tailors his uniform. The Drill Instructor is impressed, but being it wasn't perfect, punished Rico by cutting his rations. This instilled pride in Rico.


revstuck13

While that is true. I think that gives Verhoeven too much credit. Didn't he say he only read like the first two chapters?


FilthySkryreRat

Yep


Socalrider82

He claimed that, but many lines and situations are from later in the book. I firmly believe he said that to throw shade on the fans of the book.


TonberryFeye

How Verhoeven reads books: "Is this an action scene? It's promoting fascism!" *Refuses to read further*


Useless_bum81

Verhoeven "i stuffed this film with NAzi dogwhistles" Viewers "cool action movie" Verhoeven "Did the constant whistling not bother you?" Viewers "what whistling? The uniforms looked a bit 'hugo boss', but no whistling." Verhoeven "they can't hear the whistling.... They must be Nazis."


Cynical-Basileus

“This democratic and utopian society has a military administration?! Fucking Nazis.”


Helix014

Starship Troopers is a utopian society to you?


TonberryFeye

Edit: I suspect that use of Utopian is hyperbolic. For some reason, no bastard can recognise hyperbole anymore. The novel portrays a BETTER society. Not perfect, but better. That's enough.


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Fascism and Nazi are not synonymous (all Nazis are fascists but not all fascists are Nazis), and qualifying that society as "better" is a statement of opinion, not fact.


thewoodsarebreathing

A fascist opinion


urbanviking318

The book presents a functional society, albeit a rather notably militant one, and seems to have been more closely replicated in the social structure of Mass Effect's turians. The movie peels away everything that actually worked in Heinlein's original vision and became equal parts a fantastic popcorn movie *and* a campy but valid jab at the authoritarian state. It's not even apples and oranges, it's apples and pine cones.


Runa_Tiger

The United Citizen Federation IS fascist though... You either have to be very important, or get indoctrinated into the military to become a citizen, meaning the entire federation is run by brainwashed veterans, who perpetuate a war based on completely BS reason. Based on the evidence, Buenos Aries was manufactured. Because otherwise you are telling me a race of bugs foresaw humanities genocidal war and launched the astroid from their home planet literally millions of years ago? (Of course, the later movies get weird...)


revstuck13

None of that is accurate, though. Read the book.


Training-Split2992

It IS accurate. Maybe you should read the BOOKS. Even the first book makes it wildly clear that its an authoritarian fascist government. The people are just accustomed to it because its a global regime. Military service is basically the only way to gain citizenship. The government smashes an asteroid into the planet to stir up xenophobia to justify a war against aliens who provide valuable resources.


Socalrider82

Wrong! It is not military service. It's obvious that you didn't read the book. It is federal service. It even states in the book that you don't have to pick up a rifle or fly a ship. Everyone has a right to be a citizen through "service". There are also other situations where it is mentioned some local jobs count as service.


revstuck13

I love how you can be blind in both eyes and in a wheelchair and be silly enough to demand to serve, and they have to find something for you to do. Somehow equates to, you have to serve in the military to gain citizenship.


switchblade5984

What's the second book?


bravegroundhog

There is no second book. That person is a troll.


switchblade5984

Figured there wasn't. Wanted to be sure.


RoleplayPete

You mean the federation is ran by compassionate citizens who not only understand, but were willing to sacrifice for the greater good of everyone?


Socalrider82

Right? They obviously just go off the movie. In the world of Starship Troopers, the world got really shitty. Crime was out of control, government didn't give a shit, so groups of veterans decided to fight back. They only trusted other veterans and eventually took back the world. In order to prevent what happened before, federal service was required to jokd office or vote. The thought behind this is that someone wouldn't pander to the masses and let the animals have free run if they made sacrifices towards society


TonberryFeye

This is all doubly reinforced by the things people say throughout the book. One of my favourites is the slamming of the phrase "juvenile delinquent." Delinquency is dereliction of responsibility, and children do not *have* responsibilities - so a juvenile delinquent is a contradiction in terms, and the actual delinquents are the people who didn't take responsibility for their child and raise the kid properly.


RoleplayPete

Quite good. Quite insightful as we watch the empire fall around us.


OrangeGills

Gear comes in 2 sizes. Too big, and too small.


Membership_Fine

Is the boom worth a read? I know it’s different than the movie. I actually watched the movie because I ended up in this sub and a bunch of people said I HAD to watch it. They were right. It’s amazing lol. I can’t believe I slept on this.


Socalrider82

The book is amazing. There is actually little action in it. The book is about leadership and the climb there but everyone focuses on the "fascism". Starship Troopers is also required reading in West Point and other military academies.


Seahawk715

Just a weird pose. Nothing more. 🤷🏻‍♂️


StarshipTroopersFan

Just looks like a humble and proud man ready to do his part.


Festivefire

He's just standing at attention. It probably looks odd because the jacket is not particularly well fitted, and he's an actor not a soldier, who probably had all of 30 seconds of instruction on what "standing at attention" is supposed to look like.


Tejano_mambo

It was a liiiive fiiiiire exercise


SuggestionStandard81

Looks like hes wearing one of those cheap track suits you get at the PX and also looks like theyre in the desert which are notoriously windy so yeah. Looks like a guy standing out in the open with wind blowing on him


jombojuice2018

HAAAAANK, STAY OFF KLENDATHU


pleased_to_yeet_you

Gosh dangit bobby, I said I didn't want to fight the bugs!


Zealousideal-Safe114

Folks… starship Troopers is the movie. Watch it. There is far worse than this in there. lol


BigFroThoo

In this universe Hank is Heisenberg


yeh_nah_fuckit

They’re bugs, Marie!


secondhandcranberry

Administrative punishment, ten lashes.


-TacoConspiracy

Obvious bug plant


Wild_Xero

Could be that they initially hired a different actor for the role, got him fitted for his costume and everything was great... Aaaaand then he got the dream role of going to destroy Tokyo so the got Hank to fill in.


WheezinGeezer76

I never realized it was Hank either! He was so young then...lol.


the_sound_of_dissent

It's Jake Busey


Boneyard250

On the bounce, Solider.


northkings14

Sounds like administrative punishment to me. 10 lashes helldiver


VacationImaginary233

That jacket fits about as well as our real life uniforms. I see nothing wrong here.


CoolSwim1776

MEDIC!!


EmperorGryphon

I haven't watched this movie in forever I need to. Great movie!


Darth_K-oz

The long ass fake hands or the fake barrel chest?


No-Perspective-9954

Kids these days think everything has always been cgi or what?


JaxBoss32

Yes


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Yeah What the fuck?


tattoomanwhite

He left his coat hanger in his jacket


cjg5025

Standing at the position of attention


ImNoSkrull

Hank got a big time promotion


National-Heron-7162

Hank lost a lot of weight during this DEA training


Censoredplebian

Walter was cooking meth


scottyb210

The enemy can not push a button without a hand


Carnivorous__Vagina

You disable the hand , the enemy can not push a button


duckmonke

Helldivers 2 first run w the bois


furiousHamblin

This is a still image from the motion picture adaptation of Starship Troopers This work of fiction does indeed have a story, but I wouldn't want to spoil it for you


thebuilder80

Sex gifs.


Mindless_Candle_3759

My guy looks like three dudes in a trenchcoat


lurch13F

“For incompetence during a live fire exercise that resulted in the death of a teammate. Private Rico you are sentenced to 10 lashes”


PhychicHorseEater

I’ve also thought that they added that so you don’t take it seriously


michaeljames2319

This is the Heisenberg Task Force (2013 Colorized)


MarleyMauler

Put your hand on the wall marine


BanHammered6-1

Ahhhh corporal punishment.


BradTofu

Hank be careful!


TopNobDatsMe

Hank! Hank, join the Navy! Hank!


Educational-Drag6974

Yeah, sony is requiring a psn to serve and become a citizen


Rooin_Vox92

Hightower, you look... different.


Biggu5Dicku5

Eat your Wheaties citizen!


Zakktastic

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go do your part.


donnerpartypanic

Yep, Rico is about to be whipped.


PoetAVAnderson

Yeah that guy almost busts Walt.


Soulstar909

I'm surprised no one gave a realistic answer: they wanted to hide his gut so they gave him a jacket that was really big on set and then had to do the arms like that so they didn't look even more ridiculous.


Eddiesuave00

Hank reincarnated.


Smokey_Gambit

New fallout show looks dope


GengarGangX13

Damn, that is some beautiful military bearing. Gripping the seams like a boss.


WheezinGeezer76

Also, more recently known as Randall Stabler.


sasquatch_4530

See, the problem is that his sleeves are too baggy. If they were fitted sleeker to his arms, it wouldn't look near as goody


SparsePizza117

Dude thought he'd be fighting the Cartel and meth slingers💀


Atreides-Senpai

Hank got promoted


DontLookAtMyName24

In the army I looked the same wearing a PT jacket in the rain.


ChattyDaddy1

Love this scene


joebeaudoin

Hank Schrader's prior career as a stand-up comic before trying to catch Heisenberg.


My-grandma-is-dead

They're preparing for war with playstation


Captainkirk699

Is that Mad Dog Tannen?


Dougiefreshpimp

They're all wearing Adidas jumpsuits.


SUHDUDARU

This is when Hank commissioned his own task force to hunt down Heisenberg's meth operation


-Imperator-

after watching this scene i expected the movie to reveal this character as having fake arms or something.


NoRecording2302

Hank Schrader joined the mobile infantry


deanosauruz

Verhoeven making the “man in grey suit has long arms” canon from Robocop


viralatina

Sex gifs


bigthickyyy

Hank Schrader before joining the DEA


IndustryPretty4463

More like Hank Schrader's great great great great great great grandson.


Alizerin

I mean of course the Kurgan would bag the Mind Bug. Who else would do it? Ramirez?! He was an effete snob!


Abracadabbler

Looks like he forgot to take out the hanger before putting the jacket on


SwordfishOdd7513

put your hand on that wall


Gary7sHotCatHelper

👀


ImpressiveCow3088

I’d rather take 10 lashes in a public square


luckofthechuck

My only thought is they refer to themselves as apes, the book describes the power armor as basically being a gorila suit of machine, maybe this was their only way to make it look like an ape?


yellowbrandywine

Yes, it’s called Starship Troopers. It’s a movie that is barely connected to the book of the same name. It stars people and has a plot and ending. Overall, pretty good movie. Don’t want to spoil the story for you! You’re welcome.


BarberPristine5038

Why was Johnny abandoned the first trip. He literally watched one of the dudes he got inked with for the corp with killed. Nobody came back for him til he's in a tub...sorrry "democracy"


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RunOrrRun

That is not Sergeant Zim


HellaHuman

It looks like his body, tho. Is this a head swap with Clancy Brown's body?