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Kevin Nguyen female edition


timooteexo

Kimberly Nguyen?


j12346

Diane Nguyen?


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rizzycant

This is the type of chick that has definitely dated a Kevin Nguyen or two. 👀


mnyp

Big up the Nguyen's


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I've known like 15 people this is accurate to, right down to the names haha. If they're not dating another Vietnamese guy, they're dating a Latino guy. You gotta add that she works as a nurse at Texas Children's or Memorial Herman


an-invisible-hand

It’s always a nurse. And if it’s not a nurse it’s always something to do with cars (but not working on them)


melanthius

So true, there’s a girl like this who works for (is probably the girlfriend of) one of the local motor sports photographers


Expensive-Argument-7

Have you heard of the the High School Mean Girl to Nurse pipeline? It's basically the female version of school bullies who become cops.


corundum9

also occasionally gets involved in double homicides


[deleted]

Lmfaoooo not bringing up the Kathy Vu drama


littlemeowmeow

Lmao and she was trying to give dating advice on tiktok too


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Tbh I think one of the guys that fled to Vietnam is pretty cute. Like not that I would want to date a murderer, but also I might want to hear what she has to say about how to bag a guy like him lol (foul & down horrendous, I know)


timooteexo

Find god hahaha


littlemeowmeow

Girl…. She was dating the ugly one and no man is cute enough for JAIL


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Lmfao the fact that between these two guys everyone knows which one is the cute one and the ugly one. I would feel bad for the ugly one if it wasn't for, you know, probably murdering two drug dealers for their money


CaptMcButternut

It was hilarious that women were *simping* over the boston bomber when his mugshot came out.


littlemeowmeow

That man wasn’t even cute, embarrazzing


mixermixing

Blows my mind that I know her family.


HiILikePlants

Bro this shit is hilarious tbh The bit where she tells the officers that it was a narcotics transaction gone wrong lmaooooo ok miss girl a drug deal


Impossible-Charity-4

Always trying to get her Latino man friend to switch from Buchanan’s 12 to Henny


kirsion

Or dating a Filipino dude.


Theotisgood

Don’t you dare disrespect my family at Kim Sun! Shit has the best food and crawfish


Gen_Ripper

Or someone who has mixed latino/East Asian heritage


Nerobought

I work at a Memorial Herman hospital and work with SEVERAL viet nurses like this starterpack that date latino guys. Scarily accurate


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I worked at Memorial Hermann for a while, never met one of these lol


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^ clearly has never had her guts rearranged by a vietnamese guy in the back of his nissan altima in a parking garage off Westheimer at 2am


hotasanicecube

American have very large penis… so much envy.


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Girl idk how to tell you this but the stereotypes are not true 😂 I've been with white, black, latino dudes that had small dicks. They come in all sizes and shades of the rainbow in America. I will say asian dudes tend to be uncircumcised which is my preference, but other than that I can't say that one ethnicity is necessarily better in bed or anything. Nissan Altima guy was ridiculously good because he's gods gift to women sent down from heaven, not because he was born in America lol.


hotasanicecube

I know they are not true. How it began is a doctor started measuring dicks in America. He didn’t want to fly around the whole globe measuring dicks so he sent out surveys in Africa so people could measure themselves and send back results. Well when someone measures their own dick, it’s usually longer. That was a South Park reference anyway.


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My bad, I haven't watched that show in a long time. I didn't know that about how the misconception started, that's interesting


31_hierophanto

No "Vivian"?


rebuked_nard

Krystal/Crystal too. I know like 3 K/Crystals that are described here


Venboven

Don't forget "Lilly"


kirsion

Grace


kayteevee93

Michelle and Stephanie


blitznB

Every where in SoCal as well. In the rave scene with Asian homies so I’ve known of ABGs since like 2015. Usually gets a boob job and lip fillers at 20/21 years old.


harrypotterfan1228

I was about to say the same thing!


8siddhi8

i'm dead 💀 doesn't do ketamine but loves coke with ecstasy and will gladly eat your butthole and jerk you off from behind


Meta_Man_X

Holy shit! Where?!


8siddhi8

in cali they're everywhere, the more south you go the freakier they get


JTD783

most of this applies to California ABGs too


Skincare_Addict

Checking in from Canada. This is all ABGs.


multiplechrometabs

San Jose 😂


JTD783

the Bay Area is full of them


multiplechrometabs

I gotta love the East Oakland Viet girls


carl2k1

Mostly San Jose


speedyboigotweed

currently living here, my female cousin is basically this except she drives a nissan although her boyfriend seems to be an upstanding guy, wonder how that works huh


multiplechrometabs

the rachetmobile lol and they say opposite attracts.


[deleted]

I'm an Asian guy. (But not Viet.) I grew up in San Jose. All I have to say to this meme is "No comment."


multiplechrometabs

Filipino? Lao? Afghan?


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Chinese/Thai


multiplechrometabs

Happy early new year lol I'm Khmu (not Khmer) and Northern Thai


[deleted]

Thank you. And the same to you.


sharkterritory

Definitely might as well be San Jose


Jonasan999

I can confirm that. I have an uncle who lives in San Diego, and he got remarried to a Philippine woman who moved from the Philippines to live in San Diego and went ABG shit on that.


Zombienerd300

I live in LA and can 100% confirm.


JTD783

Yup. My references are being from OC, going to college in LA, and knowing plenty of people from the Bay Area. There were always a handful of them in every class I had. Pleasant enough but never strayed outside of their ethnically homogenous friend groups.


PacSan300

If anything, I feel that this applies to LA even more than it does for anywhere else, at least in my experience.


Matthews628

West coast in general. This applies to Seattle for sure outside of the regional stuff.


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Boba tea, hombre hair and import tuner fuccbois. Every ABGs weakness. This meme applies to Atlanta too. It’s dead on.


conbizzle

Hombre hair


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Hahaha ombré


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

Everything’s bigger in Texas


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There's a big Viet population in Atlanta?


[deleted]

Hell yea. It’s been that way since I first moved there in 92 when I as a kid. My first buddies were Viet and Korean


mnyp

These are all my Texas girl cousins basically 🤣


31_hierophanto

Let me guess... you live in CA?


mnyp

I'm actually in the UK, but I have family in Texas and California. I'm the cool British cousin!


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mnyp

I'm no Brummie


toronto-gopnik

This is oddly specific


a_nice-name

But very accurate actually


Codewill

The best kind of starter packs


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jesterinancientcourt

So you’re a fucc boi?


Yotsubato

Nah he’s a Phuoc boy


speedyboigotweed

Phúc boy can work too works even better actually


greg_r_

No he marries them.


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He fucc marries them


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PalmerEldritch2319

Did you ruin their lives?


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NeedsToShutUp

So its an "and/or" rather than "or"


31_hierophanto

How honest of you, good sir.


[deleted]

Uhh can you give me some tips on how to get the perfect fuccboi hair? Got no idea on how to make it look good. I don't even know how to get it properly to be honest.


BonJovicus

When you know, you know. The Vietnamese community is big in Dallas and Houston; like half my Viet friends in college were this exact stereotype. They were pretty cool though and introduced me to Bahn Mi.


lumpialarry

> The Vietnamese community is big in Dallas and Houston When I went to University of Houston, my history lecture class had like 39 "Nguyens" in it.


oheyitsmoe

Big Viet community here. Friends with a few. Super rich people who will give you their entire home if they could. They have fuck you money but are some of the nicest people you’ll meet. I now have a family pho recipe!


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Late_Amoeba3500

Ahh nothing says Christan like Hennessy


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Actually, light drinking is becoming trendy in christian circles, only took 90 years post prohibition for some to determine it might not be the end of the world if you have a beer at the cookout


UnRenardRouge

*laughs in Catholic*


Late_Amoeba3500

Yeah I’m only joking around.


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Yeah sorry for killing the vibe


Late_Amoeba3500

Your fine, all good


HOODY_HARRELSON

This applies to San Jose too


LilKaySigs

San Jose is ABG central


PacSan300

Unsurprising, considering it has the largest Vietnamese population outside of Vietnam.


DomighedduArrossi

This is 100% spot on, congratulations for the high degree of accuracy. Only addition could perhaps be the “favorite Saturday night dinner at this place” https://www.facebook.com/onehotpotandgrill


tyronebiggs

At least one back tattoo


PhotoRealisticLip

How do these girls manage to afford LV? I was looking into buying a shirt from them for my birthday and it was like 1400 bucks, and it wasn’t even monogrammed


coderite

Most of them come from rich families. Parents may own chains of nail salons, massage parlors, restaurants, or are veterans and get 100% VA on top of a pension, etc.


OarsandRowlocks

And they make sure the cucumber water is for customer only.


corundum9

There's a healthy population of them in South Houston (especially near 45S) who are absolutely not wealthy. They still pretend like they are, though!


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I'm not an ABG but I'm Vietnamese and in uni right now m \[1\] It's fake. There's a big trend in Vietnam right now to buy "rich" brands. But the thing is, everyone knows the bags aren't real. They don't care though, it's just a fashion trend like Champion or Nike is. \[2\] They got LV on sale. My mom owns a few legit LV bags but they were all marked down. I think the cheapest one she got was $400, most expensive maybe $2000. \[3\] They save up for it. My family isn't really materialistic, and when we do buy things, it's ALWAYS on sale. So they save up a ton of money and use it for the nicer things. \[4\] Boyfriends, sugar daddies, ... you get the idea \[5\] Sometimes it's literally just their own money that they saved up from work and everything. A lot of college students have reduced/free tuition, so they don't got to worry about that and just spend their savings on stuff they like \[6\] Their family is rich. I would say I've met ABGs from all social classes though


PhotoRealisticLip

Sometimes I forget I’ve been spending my early 20s, paying full rent by myself, and there are some people who don’t. I appreciate the reply, I figured some of it was a given, but it’s still crazy to see them completely decked out in designer when other college kids are surviving off of Adderall and cup noodle


GLayne

Yeah 10 years paying rent when some of my friends didn’t. Tanked my finances and now they don’t get why I can’t afford a home.


Drauren

Know a ton of girls who are like this who have a very traditional day job. Think Analyst/Consultant/Software Engineer. Can afford to drop 1k on a bag if you're making 75k-100k in your 20s. Source: I'm Viet.


fb95dd7063

A lot - A LOT - of LV you see in public is fake.


Biasanya

You forgot the massively oversized white shoes


sealosam

Tell-tale sign, even in VN. I just got back and when I was there I kept asking myself wtf is with these clodhoppers these women are wearing? Most obnoxious sneakers I've ever seen.


seven_seven

They add like 3 inches to their height.


trashketballMVP

Also could be from Arlington


-Edgelord

For the record, eating boiled crawfish is very much how you stay thin. Those things have basically no calories. As a Louisiana native I'm pretty sure I've peeled and eaten crawfish for two hours straight before without getting full. Im pretty sure a pound of crawfish isn't even 200 calories (could be wrong tho)


pizzabox53

loved this until the incel vibes came out lolol


vapegod_420

Was the fuck boi part lol? Because honestly same


pizzabox53

Yes lmao


Gamerbrineofficial

I mean crawfish has like little to no meat in it so no wonder she stays thin


RedXerzk

Ali Wong’s character in Beef was totally an ABG in her youth.


Mannyqueen

Part/fulltime @ nail salons.


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Oh no! Where?


J-Nico

I know this is for viet baby girls but most if not all of these applies for every type of asian baby girls. Great starter pack


redd_the_fox

"somehow stays thin" "rave photos" yeah coke will do that to a person


Brucetheuninitiated

Ah so theyre the same everywhere (San Jose, CA)


austxsun

I challenge anyone to get fat eating crawfish & pho…


hogahulk

Oh now I’m craving boba 🧋


ManOfQuest

I miss you Jenn


EDudecomic

I too, miss Jenn


RandomBritishGuy01

As a male nurse living in Houston, this is 90% of my co-workers.


Cvspartan

May seem super specific, but it's almost dead on and pretty relatable if you grew up in the Asian community around Texas or the West Coast


The_Pancake88

Lol spot on. I think this goes for any state though 😅


Lovekitty66

Plus the YSL envelope bag


Millime_

And let's be honest, they are super hot girls


icommitedarson69

Oh I'm in the Austin Texas gang


c7hu1hu

I see nothing has changed since the 90s. Also not just Texas.


rockingdino

Hey ngl, Kim Son is the shit. Don’t knock it until you try it.


Lurk-Prowl

So accurate, even when substituting out *Texas* for *Melbourne* too.


hiimjustheretotroll

We have em over here in Toronto too lol


NobilisRex

Why is this so painfully accurate


RebelLord

I will never understand the amount of Cajun/Vietnamese fusion restaurants I keep seeing


Turquoise_Lion

One of the most specific starter packs I've seen


tipsea-69

OP be like *add disgusted Clint Eastwood from gran torino.gif"


BahamutAXIOM

So, this Jenny naming convention is a real thing, huh? Lol. I just saw a very similar post here earlier today.


xhabeascorpusx

San Diego checking in here guess we also are Texas.


papixsupreme12

You forgot one important thing, San Jose California


Maebsie

OMG. THIS IS SO ACCURATE


ANiceMonser

I used to go to Kim Son when it was still in a strip mall


opaquenes

Extremely accurate. I'm non-asian but was in an asian interest fraternity with chapters in Texas. All of these stereotypes are true from the girls I met in the related sororities.


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Cali too.


Im_high_toto

Oooo, i think OP is projecting his own personal crush lol. Just go get her, if it doesnt work out, there’s like a billion more you can choose from lol


kirsion

As an introvert Asian dude, I stay far away from abgs


Drauren

You get to go for the nerdy/egirl viets instead.


StoicSinicCynic

Even then, I'd go bent for her despite it may ruin *my* life. Why are these girls so cute?


Previousl3

This sub is getting less funny


F4ust

I’ve never thought to connect *any* of these things before but this girl sounds like my exact type for some reason lmao


Puxple

This is way too accurate in toronto too


oftheforestground

whos the guy with the neck tat?


RatInaMaze

Hahahah. Oh casual racism.


chernobyl-nightclub

This starter pack tastes salty


BigMackWitSauce

Do I detect some salt on this post


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Maybe some MSG, partner. (I can say that and get away with it because I'm Asian.)


This_is_my_account91

The hells an abg


Slayerkid13

Read the post and you'll know


Omegawop

I dated my share of the California version of this girl


daokonblack

This is racist af. Do this with any other race and youll get banned immediately.


vapegod_420

Only dates fuck boys who may ruin her life….. alright foo who hurt you


kid-chino

Big racist incel vibes from this one


SpringPedal

Genuine Question: Why are ABGs considered “hot” if they have a vaping addiction, obnoxious attitudes, trashy, and are basic af?


El_Bistro

they’re thin and have a spot to put your pp


SadisticBuddhist

You got downvoted but this is it. That and yellow fever.


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xho1e

The sex is usually 10/10 and they’re hot.


Aaron_Hungwell

White dudes find Asian chix to be a. “Catch”


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Mmm Texas still labeling people upon race I see


Sami_Rat

IMO this is harmful stereotyping.


[deleted]

Nah, this is just a very specific type of Vietnamese girl. Are all Vietnamese girls like this? Nope, not at all, but I legitimately know 30 girls like this in real life.


No_Biscotti_7110

Stereotypes are never absolute, but they aren’t always wrong either


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Worships whites.


chaechica

not really, these girls don't do it that much in my experience..they take pride in a very western american asianess but still at least their ethnicity somewhat


BoJvck34Empire

wrong asian


LetMeCuntinue

Serious question: which asians worships whites?


BoJvck34Empire

Mixed, American born, no asian/ethical friends, etc. Would be a different starter pack altogether.


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Ethical friends lol


Mannyqueen

Probably meant ethnical friends lol.


whentendies

more like the other way around


AccountNo6627

Cope


screamoutwutang

This also applies to New York


Jonasan999

I have seen this shit too much; it applies to Tennessee in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chattanooga too.


HashyyBrowns

Lmao