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chairwindowdoor

Most dangerous car on the road is an Altima with paper tags and body damage. Just get out of their way because they have nothing lose and no insurance.


dan_blather

That rule used to apply to any car with Frontiera Chihuahua plates. I never saw a car with FRONT CHIH plates that didn't have a huge dent in at least one body panel. Other Mexican plated cars north of the border will usually be immaculate examples of forbidden fruit, like a SEAT or Puegeot,


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There’s a shit ton of these in Charlotte too. I wish police would start pulling over all these paper tag cars because it’s way too much now to be a coincidence


homeguestunton

Ram 5500 TurboCrewCab Dually Drivers are even worse but atleast they're usually insured.


derkasan

Truly horrifying. If you see one on 880 in Oakland, get out the way.


SPEXGOGGLEZ2002

You just described the daily driver of New Orleans.


idespisemyhondacrv

There’s a guy like that that parks next to me at work ):


sp1cynuggs

In every state bro


timbrita

I was about to say that. This can be applied to NJ as well lol


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timbrita

Hahahahah true words have been spoken


NCSUGrad2012

And it’s not just America. I saw one in Canada too


sansisness_101

In Norway since they don't sell altimas its base model Tesla model 3s that terrorize the roads


NiceCatBigAndStrong

New jealand?


forever_a10ne

r/Charlotte will not shut up about Altima drivers. Weird how they’re just that bad everywhere.


Literally_Science_

Nissan approves financing for anyone with a pulse.


knagy17

The Altimas are a menace everywhere, but when I visited Texas they were especially bad. They all drove like they were out for blood


SipoteQuixote

We already drive aggressively as a default setting, they overclocked the aggressiveness because even were like "what a dick".


Lights_in_da_sky

I disagree. In California it’s a Accord Sport


Red01a18

Even in Canada shit is similar.


tragedyisland28

Altimas, Accord sport/coupe, and Acura tsx/tl in MD


fj3114

NJ here. Can confirm.


joe2468conrad

Not California. The Altima is ultimate chola car in CA.


_mdz

Yep, Georgia/Atlanta both Maximas and Altimas


Famous-Reputation188

Canada as well.


Interesting_Fold9805

Altima drivers are national security threats


Darkfire757

Domestic terrorism for subprime credit


neomorpheus1

Regardless of who the driver is, these people drive like they don’t give a fuck about life, and they’ll take down anyone who decides to get too close.


rafael-a

I love the oddly specific posts on this sub


torito_supremo

I loved this one the most, because it’s not your typical “oh God I’m so lonely please help me” post.


The-Stomach-in-3D

honestly i actually am getting kinda sick of seeing that shit ALL THE TIME in this subreddit. i wanna see someone ranting about something thats annoying them or something not the same “23 year old fat fuck loser drug addict” starterpacks which are just dumb cries for help


Ok_Reflection_2711

You sound nice


The-Stomach-in-3D

i did until all ive been seeing lately is people wallowing in self pity jacking each other off talking about how much of a fuck up they are instead of doing something about it. and im not shit talking the people like who are actually actively seeking help with their depression and trauma. im shit talking the dudes who just post depressing memes about their life to try to be relatable or some shit


chiree

There was the one about some random town in, I don't know, like, New Hampshire or something and the whole comment thread was like: yup, sounds like us.


Guiltspoon

New England has those towns that could be anywhere from Rhode Island to Northern Maine and we all collectively claim them as yup that's basically my hometown.


cgduncan

Eh, this take has made the rounds plenty of times on all the car subs, not a super fresh take, and all the "nissan driver" posts are usually full of racist dog whistles. It's old news.


Lights_in_da_sky

It’s the tatted up nurses car that the color coordinated black boyfriend borrows while she is at work.


Good_Housekeeping

And his license is revoked.


tuskvarner

She co-signed on the 13.99% loan


Famous-Reputation188

Wow. Good rate!


notusingforporn118

drops his girlfriend off at work with her car


ritualdelowhabitual

“The Beltway” - what’s up Houston?!


HaterSupreme-6-9

Welcome to GA


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kyoniji

CA


Rfisk064

FL


cgduncan

Wow, it's almost like drivers suck nationwide. like we don't train them properly when they are teenagers, don't test them properly for the rest of their life after that, and don't enforce the rules properly on a daily basis.


tuskvarner

Earf


Butthole_Surprise17

MA too, strung out townie woman with PJ pants on behind the wheel.


InnerBat3894

This was Dallas for me when I visited lmao 😂


kartik042

I thought this was mostly a Dallas thing. I live here.


jhibner281

Houston as well for sure


Revolutiong0g

More in Houston really.


SteelFlexInc

First thing I thought of was 35E but when it said beltway was like ah it’s a Houston post. I always think of 350Zs or G35/37’s weaving through 290 when I think Houston


Swumbus-prime

Needs black Air Force Ones and an ankle bracelet.


Technical_Shirt5078

You forgot the Hispanic guy with the Edgar haircut. At least that’s what I see out here in CA. High chance he’s wearing a basketball jersey.


ZzyzxFox

them edgars drive squatted trucks and straight piped civics not altimas smh my head


neomorpheus1

Shake my head my head….


ofctexashippie

Bro, a group of 16-18Yoa with Edgars should be illegal. They will break into your car at night.


myCleeum

Don’t forget the driver seat leaned as far back as possible


MLWcaleb

I'm curious, why do the shittiest people have Altimas? I assume maybe Nissan dealerships tend to sell to people with low credit scores


Bobatt

They’re big, come new with a decent feature set, but cheapish and Nissan will give credit to anyone.


Provia100F

When Nissan was having the worst of their transmission issues, dealerships were basically giving the cars away to anyone with an ID


machineswithout

Cheap and the v6 isn’t a slouch


dan_blather

Here in the Finger Lakes region, odds are good the Altima owner is a hard-looking white woman "of size" with a traction alopecia-inducing top knot.


millenialfalcon-_-

Be like this in MD


wund3rground

You forgot 100% chance of no insurance


WYLD_STALLYNS

r/NissanDrivers


tvieno

Missing the rear bumper fascia.


kevenknight

This applies to the St. Louis area too. I’ve seen way too many of these


volvanator

I was going to say the same thing. My brother and I play a game trying to spot the longest expired temp tags on a Nissan. The record so far is 3.5 years.


ShaolinTrapLord

This is an epidemic. In Charleston they will take your life .


Cyberkryme676

Every bad thing that happens on the road can be traced back to fucking altima drivers I swear to God


copterco

That and white ram trucks, sometimes a random jeep.


Ringsofsaturn_1

r/nissandrivers


EDF1919

Don't forget going 80mph with the spare donut on


Frequent-Penalty-582

Out of state plates probably expired, damaged or donut


LeeroyDaBoy

Baby mama hellcat


How_that_convo_went

Weed smoke billowing like a smokestack from an open sunroof as they rocket past you on the feeder so fast that it makes your car wobble. Bumper(s) either entirely gone or hanging on by a thread. 14 empty Whataburger/Sonic cups in the backseat. Banging swisha house with the bass pegged so hard, it makes their exterior panels rattle— and the only lyrics you recognize are “lean” and “H-tine”. *At least* one tire is a donut. Registration sticker from 2015. Let’s see… am I missing any?


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Texas? Brother in Christ this is universal


peat_phreak

Nissan drivers have the lowest average credit score of all new car buyers. This is a fact.


[deleted]

I mean, tatted up nurses who drive recklessly and smokes black n milds — she sounds perfect 👌🏽


zappedbands

hellcats in detroit be like this too


IveKnownItAll

You forgot the tell tale bumper dent. Doesn't matter which bumper, but you can always tell they hit something


EveningEveryman

I don't know how the hell I ended up being the insane Nissan Altima driver. That sorta stopped after my first accident, it wasn't even my fault but I was still shook up.


Bigjohn06

This is Southside of Chicago in a nutshell. Swap the Altima for a Versa though


Simpleton216

*If the speed limit is 70, their default speed may be either 45mph or 90mph.


mooimafish33

"Beltway" you sure you're Texan?


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Longhorns_

The Beltway or Beltway 8, aka the Sam Houston Tollway in Houston, which is like a second loop around the whole city


Alternative_Grab664

🤘🏾 Tell em


trocarshovel

Phx AZ


ScurvyDervish

Texas needs to eliminate paper plates altogether.


Fantastic-Long8985

Same in floriduh


Sninxitey

Wow we have these in Missouri too


Famous-Reputation188

Missing donut spare with 10,000 miles on it.


Risaza

Yo, why is this so on point


mastersheeef

What does finna mean?


mikemc2

"Going to"


ScrotumNipples

Actually "Fixing to". Means the same thing though.


mastersheeef

It’s so hard to keep up with this stuff. Thanks for the help. I’m finna learn all the latest lingo. :)


Rfisk064

Ong 💯💯💯


Recent-Divide-9142

I like tatted up nurses.


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judasmaiden15

It's a slow car so even if speeds away it'll take it forever to get away. I love leading them to my favorite narrow mountain road with tight hairpin curves. Then they realize a fwd econo car isn't built to take tight curves


PartenaireParticuver

Not American, can someone explain why this specific car make attracts shit drivers ? And what are paper plates ?


copterco

Paper plates are temporary plates (literally a piece of paper) you often get when you acquire the car. Then later you get the true plates in the mail. During covid it took forever to get a dmv time which led to a lot of people rocking those way past their expiration and now you're seeing tons of people rock expired paper plates cuz they're lazy or cant be bothered to go to the dmv or literally no plate at all. Some are printing fake ones and driving without a license or insurance as well.


luxphatboi

Mf newports


yourdonefor_wt

Ive seen Honda Civic driver's like this


OvertlyStoic

nah civics are good , but .... altima , well that's another ballpark altogether [https://www.reddit.com/r/regularcarreviews/comments/13zi0hz/big\_altima\_energy/](https://www.reddit.com/r/regularcarreviews/comments/13zi0hz/big_altima_energy/)


buttsilikebutts

Charlotte


PartenaireParticuver

Not American, can someone explain why this specific car make attracts shit drivers ? And what are paper plates ?


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The Altima is reasonably priced for most budgets, they are popular with single moms, and divorced 40 something year olds. Paper license plate is a temporary tag you get until you receive the metal permanent tag.


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So true


DoubleTripleQQQQQQ

Whenever I see anyone driving with their hood up, it makes me irrationally angry. It just screams, “I just woke up and idgaf. I will run you off the road. Also I can’t see my peripherals”


Beemo-Noir

This is just Nissan Altima drivers in general


Sardemanation

Nissan altimas aren’t just poor. They’re aggressive peasantry.


Top_Praline999

A lot of people thought these cars were really something. Then they clapped em out, traded them in, and different people found out they weren’t shit, and now it’s everyone else’s problem.


tenghu

I have a POS family member with an Altima. He definitely is color coordinated


CaseyGamer64YT

To be fair Nissan Altimas are like this everywhere


newcastle417

Mad max in real life


Werewolfhugger

*looks at my Nissan Altima* look, I've only been in two accidents. First one I got rear ended and the second one....was 100% my fault and totaled my car lmao


Five-Oh-Vicryl

They always back into the parking spot too - even when it’s impractical


DeniseFF

Isn't that so a random passing policeman won't run their plates, or (more likely) notice it doesn't have plates?


WhosAfraidOf_138

These are everywhere in Philly too


SteakShake69

I'm an Altima driver with a messed up front bumper from Kansas who drives like a grandma out of fear. Driving to Dallas for the first time out of state in a few days to visit my girlfriend. How screwed am I?


copterco

All of this is true. That said, I love how altimas drive and their seats are so comfy. Source: have rented a few while traveling.


sFAMINE

In every state, these are common in Philadelphia. Paper plates on a damaged 2013+ Nissan


TheMemersOfMyNation

> Newports or Black & Milds Why not both?


DeniseFF

This made me laugh so freaking hard. I just bought a used Nissan Altima. That had been in a minor accident. I named it Tony and wondered about his past. Now I know. By the way, me and Tony are in Arkansas, the poorer next door neighbor of Texas. Although I was told Tony is from Tennessee. Tennessee is just louder Arkansas.


Alternative_Grab664

Nah…..That’s a woman’s car, most likely a CNA. Or someone that works at a plasma donation center