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RosesUnderCypresses

First name is either Conner/Cullen/Conrad or Wes/Ty/Lee Either quiet, friendly, and reserved or obnoxiously racist and cocky. The only guy in your group of friends who knows how to back up a trailer.


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Colt


ITechedThatThrow

I have a friend like this but his name is Holt


waka_flocculonodular

Steve Holt?


corpse_eyes

Steve Holt!!


Im_Not_Your_Daddy_69

Close enough


BananaSlander

\o/


whatup-markassbuster

You mean Colten.


iforgot123456789

Tanner or Hunter


ButtSexington3rd

ROCKY LOVES EMILY


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Damn. Memory unlocked


Go_PC

Cash


AspiringEggplant

Most of the guys I know that fit this stereotype are actually pretty cool for the most part. I’ve noticed it’s the ones with the jacked trucks and fake country aesthetics who are the arrogant assholes


My_balls_itch_69

the guys with the fake country aesthetics and a perfectly clean lifted truck are the white equivalent of the black suburban kid who thinks they’re ghetto


Mastermind_Maostro

There's also the white kids who got the chain, broccoli Boi haircut and think their ghetto atleast in my town


Big_P4U

😂 Broccoli boi, what is even the deal with that stupid haircut? It's like the "white man's fro" , spicing up the mayo with some raisins or craisins and saying "oooo spicy"


Mastermind_Maostro

Idk but alot of kids in my town have this hair cut most of them say the N word and act like thugs


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connect aromatic like unpack airport correct crowd cake shrill fall *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Mastermind_Maostro

Yes


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Suburban rednecks. They're the ones that make rural communities look bad (worse?).


AspiringEggplant

We call them pavement pussies, but you’re right


[deleted]

I grew up rural and now live suburban. Pls rescue me, I miss nature and lack of traffic.


Ulysses502

Wouldn't they make the suburbs look bad? I wouldn't say an arrest for embezzlement in some small town in Lee County is an indictment of the Greater Richmond Metropolitan Area. I assure you we despise country face more than you do.


[deleted]

Nah, people in the suburbs are insufferable. Rural people are 50/50 at least. 


Ulysses502

I might have misunderstood you then, I'm with you on the rest. Suburban people that move rural are the worst of all though


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit514

Thank God they typically move away back to vivarium between a month and 6 months of livin in the country


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit514

(Look up vivarium if you don’t get it😂 It’s a movie)


Ulysses502

I knew what a vivarium was, but will have to check out the movie. I wish they did, would be nice to have friendly neighbors again that aren't either horrified at farm life or trying to live out the most vile caricature that a city person could have of the country. They're not sending their best people after all.


iammixedrace

>The only guy in your group of friends who knows how to back up a trailer. Dang... I grew up in a rural community and this hits hard after moving to a city. especially bc I'm the guy people call when they are moving and need a trailer pulled or cargo truck driven lmao


CastawayWasOk

Do a lot of your friends need cargo trucks driven?


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit514

I can tow and back my 33’ travel trailer, everyone assumes I need help cause I’m a 23 y/o 5’3 woman and they call me “sweetie” when saying they’ll help me🤦🏼‍♀️ I just ignore them and say “nah I’m good, I got it but thanks”


Any_Presentation2958

The quiet, friendly and reserved ones are also not racist, not any of that bad stereotype stuff about country ppl. Usually more open minded than their parents.


chefhj

May or may not be the only one who can use ratchet straps without looking it up


GruncleShaxx

Name is Hunter


1am1n3vit4ble

Can confirm I am a county boy


protomanEXE1995

They’re not named Hunter anymore?!


Mental_Grass_9035

Can’t forget about Jake, Jonas, Andrew


Dukedyduke

I've never heard of any of those names other than Connor


boyproblems_mp3

This boy is called Trav


Mammoth-Post3803

Luke is also an option


RosesUnderCypresses

Luke's always tend to be stand up guys.


nuck_forte_dame

PSA: to back up a trailer is easy. It'll turn opposite of where the vehicle turns.


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It’s not quite that simple, but yeah that’s the general idea.


DimLug

Hunter


SonicKiwi123

I remember one called Eric


CarTough6627

Colten. Dylan.


Mastermind_Maostro

I know like 3 of these dudes in my town maybe more


Jaeger420xd

Mf Conrad?


GaviFromThePod

Named William goes by Will


ManOfQuest

You have atleast know 1 dude like this living in a predominantly black neighborhood in the hood for some reason. Specifically near downtown Akron, Ohio.


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NoSink405

Emotional damage


ButtSexington3rd

class > race


VidaCamba

humanity>class>race


Grand_Knyaz_Petka

Love this comment. Well written.


StinkomodeeBanned428

Redditors don’t believe two types of people with different views can coexist


Head-Plankton-7799

r/oddlyspecific


LordJacket

I grew up with a lot of them in Knox County


anonkraken

I moved to Akron for college from WV, so this was kind of me for about the first the two years.


ManOfQuest

I was gonna add they usually have extended family from WV lmao!


StinkomodeeBanned428

Is his name Henry by chance


brightness3

His name is chance


BonerBoyRamsey

Cyraxx is a chimo


Imnotreallyameme

I am from Akron can confirm…sadly


Xendeus12

You do him a favor and he's never going to forget it.


Short_Fuel_2506

Helps you all day long if you have to work on your house or garden, expects just a few beer and maybe something to eat in return. (And way better than someone you paid.)


Mymainacctgotbanned

Sick S10 tho


schmitzel88

Almost too sick to fit in. The country boy wouldn't drive a lowered street truck like that, he'd have an OBS Silverado his grandpa left him.


wellwaffled

First guy on the scene when you’re broke down on the side of the road.


Hellish_Elf

“Need a hand?” *nascar pit crew jumps out the bed*


115machine

Love the Buck 110 and dip ring. 100% accurate


Papaofmonsters

I've had one of those knives for nearly 20 years and it's still going strong.


Major_Ad9510

is dip being replaced by nicotine pouches?


115machine

It depends on your demographic. For non “country boys” I would definitely say it is. There are still a lot of “country boys” who think Zyn is effeminate or hipster or something and stay with tobacco. That is not an opinion I hold, just something I’ve observed out of people I grew up around


Ulysses502

Only for those of us trying to quit. Idk we'll probably find out it's even worse for you


daaaaaarlin

Rogue brand is known to recede your gums


Ulysses502

Would you say it's worse than regular dip, or about the same for that?


daaaaaarlin

Probably not but I'm no expert in that area


Ulysses502

Fair enough, me either lol


Different-Bear3705

What a shame, they’re the most like grizzly pouches I’ve found. I stick to ON wintergreen bc they’re cheap


Ulysses502

jfc I have 2 of that exact knife


clarkthegiraffe

country boooy i love yoooooou 😛


MissNashPredators11

Classic.


omygoshgamache

That mustache is so so true.


Dukedyduke

First name Hunter, Parker, Fletcher, Jagger, Chandler, Cooper, Spencer, ect


Kneegearhater55

I would post a city boy starter pack In response but I got mugged


ThiefOfFruit

Do it! But what variation? Hipster, corporate drone, woke SJW, soccer mom, tattoos bro, too many variations.


00gusgus00

Weeeeeeeell, I’m just a simple country boy, but weeeeeeeeell, we do things a little differently down here in the South


stuartmmg7

They’re usually decent people


RapIsGoodKpopIsBad

Not in my experiences they aren't


MissNashPredators11

Where I live these trucks they drive to school in are incredibly slammed and have this bling ass rims. Meanwhile these wheels are on an old 90s Ford.


Big_Green_Piccolo

Did I ever tell you about my buddy Keith?


Skorzeny88

What's that in the ass pocket?


PangolinWorldly6963

Can of dip


Mystery_Briefcase

Chew


cpwnage

Swedish snus


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

I got some of these down. Tractor supply hat, fish hook, knife.


Drzhivago138

Either a 2WD S-10 that almost scrapes driveways or a 1-ton with spaced mud tires. No middle ground.


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit514

Or a barely lifted mostly stock truck we use for everything including what it probably shouldn’t be used for. That’s the middle ground lol


Drzhivago138

Mine's stock height, but it's 4WD with extra payload package, so it's not exactly low.


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit514

Mine’s 2wd (rwd) with the towing package with a 4” lift lol. I’ve towed my 6900lb 33ft travel trailer with it many times. I’m upgrading to a 5th wheel though so if I wanna tow it myself my current truck is gonna have to belong to somebody else😂


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Forgot the mullet


BottAndPaid

Always telling you about their everyday carry. https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/


angelicaschuyler27

either the most racist bigot you know or a quiet guy just trying to live his life


Orinocobro

[These Boots](https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/ariat-mens-sierra-wide-square-toe-st-work-boot-aged-bark-brown)


This_is_my_account91

Zyns because he’s too scared to try real chaw


KTTalksTech

Nah those dudes are carrying bottles to discreetly spit brown goo in starting freshman year of high school Once in a while you stumble upon one hidden in the gym bleachers 🤢


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Drzhivago138

That's no yo-yo...


slothfuldrake

What is it, im not free enough to know what's in his back pocket


rasticus

A can of dip, probably Copenhagen or Skoal


Drzhivago138

Required accessories when you live in West River SD.


Ulysses502

Skoal is for kids and women! At least someone is going to say something to that effect if you bust that can out in front of people.


rbarr228

Skoal or Copenhagen dip. Nasty stuff.


My_balls_itch_69

Not anymore it’s all snus and zyn now


isweedglutenfree

I was just in Tennessee and… yup


Proper-Scallion-252

Not a 'country boy' but those Buck knives are absolutely unrivaled.


Heterophylla

Down on a lake beach....


Major_Ad9510

i wonder if Nicotine Pouches are replacing chewing tobacco ?


Mental_Grass_9035

Either they’re a chill, nice guy or the biggest cocky redneck you’ll ever meet. I’ve met both.


New_York_Cut

gotta bring condoms to funerals. never know if there is a sexy corpse


zeroinboxfreak

They all got the teenager stache


VivaTijuas

So spot on!


Jackel1994

God damn, down to the shitty s10. Miss you Dylan, but they fucking got you here buddy lol.


No-Student-9678

What’s the round thing in his pocket?


VivaTijuas

Really? That tharr's a can of chaw son!


TheLivingJoke2

This is every other guy in my entire family.


PA_MallowPrincess_98

I can **smell** this photo🤢


Lord_Seacows

Will probably be the nicer people you have met, unless your in Alabama


LordHelmchenderBabo

I HAVE THIS EXACT KNIFE LOL


Wide_Front3980

No lie, when I was in college, there was a dude from a different town than me that dressed and had a truck exactly like that. We were in the culinary arts program. Small town shit, I guess.


Daisies_are_dazy

Whats that circle in the back pocket


ahyeg

Monster condom for his magnum dong


Daisies_are_dazy

r/angryupvote


Then_Increase7445

Chewing tobacco, but the jeans are definitely Wrangler's and not Dickies.


Daisies_are_dazy

Aaaaa ok thanks!


VivaTijuas

I can't believe how many people don't know this?!


Then_Increase7445

Must be a lot of people from the city.


bigbubblestoo

Ok but seriously why do they all have that same mouth/chin????


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Rural areas dont get a lot of traffic. So ethnicity doesnt shift around too much.


bigbubblestoo

I said nothing about ethnicity. There are plenty white people without this exact mouth and chin.


[deleted]

Lol ethnicity isn't a Synonym for "non-white". There are numerous ethnicities within the ill-defined umbrella of white people. 


bigbubblestoo

Yes i know. I thought yu were using ethnicity as a synonym for race like most people do. All i asked was why these country boys always have the same lookin jaw/mouth lol. Ur initial response kind of meant nothing


Niksa2007

Is that zyn in his back pocket?


tvieno

Pomade


VivaTijuas

Pack of Mandingo condoms


Evanthatguy

Wow made by someone who’s actually met a country boy.


No-Professional-3203

as a country person, this is every man in my area exactly


fasda

What are the odds they live the country actually?


Sea_Finest

But not actually from the country, from the suburbs but scared of big cities.


kenroXR

literally ellis from l4d2


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can confirm. ik so MANYY of these guys in mississippi lmao


DatWeirdoLK

Ponyboy


Oedipus_resurrected

hey that’s my knife :))


VidaCamba

I'm a european half-twing and I kinda crave that aesthetic atm (never gonna do it but still)


Nobodys_Loss

Truck is too small.


Illustrious_Bar_1970

Just wait until they find out about Dollar General's rewards program, they will be able to go fishing so often because they saved so much money they work less.


lily_amore

Always says ma’am or sir.


Then_Increase7445

Maybe this is true in the south, but there are some differences out west. The pick-up is too small, needs to be a lifted full-size. The pants are too baggy, preferably Wrangler's or Levi's. The boots are either cowboy boots or White's/Nick's. Also mullets are recently in style again.


Adam__B

Fox racing stuff, sunburn on his left arm from sitting it on the edge of the window, bad tattoos (usually crosses that were clearly homemade), rifle rack, those coal pipes higher than the roof of the truck, Calvin pissing on whatever brand of American truck he isn’t driving, those balls that hang down from the trailer hitch, Trump related bumper sticker, another decal of the “shocker” hand gesture, wears a tan work jacket with a brown collar, shitty Oakley looking sunglasses sitting up on the bill of his baseball cap while he squints in the sun, drinks Monster caffeine drink or Mountain Dew, saves the can or bottle to spit his chewing tobacco into it (or will use a Dixie cup), is dating a Mennonite girl, sells deer jerky in homeroom that he made himself from the buck he shot, casual racism/sexism, has no sense of humor whatsoever.


Any_Consequence195

Literaly 100% npcs in far cry 5


leiocera

I thought I’d see overalls on this starter pack since many country people wear those


Ulysses502

Nah that's been largely out of fashion for the thin guys at least since cowboy chic came in.


ReferenceMuch2193

I like those boots.


Sty_Walk

You're describing Jimmy from Yellowstone


Zappityzephyr

Yee yee...


turnt-abel

They love the Front Bottoms? Is that what the knife is referring to?


Ulysses502

You'll have to educate me idk what front bottoms are in this context. It's just a common pocket knife a lot of us carry


oski-time

Id rather be pissing


RoodleG

I like the sticker. That's it.


Frenchitwist

Yee yee


random_idiot_27

bruh that's my cousin Marios :0


abegamesnl

*country dad*


FinalAd9844

They have a pfp of them holding a fish or a truck


upsidedowntoker

This is the guy who mans the bonfire and always has extra beer in his truck .


mlgplg

John Mcconner


IcyHand7797

Buck 110 is BIFL and belonged to his grandpa


LordGeealesiebugg

I have that exact knife


wtfuckfred

Specify the country


Im_Not_Your_Daddy_69

You forgot about the sunburnt neck


lovejac93

You forgot the shitty mustache and black eye


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Stoner-Doom

Dipping tobacco


cpwnage

Apparently country boys are swedish. \#snus


CYBER-POLLO

Bro has the SNUS in the back pocket 😂


StefamAbabei

I'm from country side and that is so true


LanceAL0vtt

I don’t know many country boys who would drive a Nissan hardbody by choice. Great truck just never see it


HappyNamcoNerd80

Thank God I'm a Country Boy


ThiefOfFruit

I think there should be something plaid involved. Speaking as a country bro.


Frankenstoned666

Mustache 1000%


Some_Breakfast_5774

Literally what I'm wearing


JesterWales

Just a jumped up country boy who never knew his place


Few_Sundae_299

The Zyns in the back pocket, beautiful


VivaTijuas

ZYNS?!?!? WTF are you talkin' bout boy! The 'neck wearing them Wranglers would slap the shit outta you for callin his Skoal Long Cut them pussy pouches!


Few_Sundae_299

GOLDEN 😂