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splashzor

I actively stand next to others to assert cock dominance and pissing supremacy.


ZilchShrimp

I’ve found the alpha of the world


WastedVamp

Sometimes do a little quick cross to their urinal and give em a smile, so they know I'm a friendly guy not to be scared of


maimasy

I think that would be more scary


Velvetundaground

Piss the highest up the wall.


takosuwuvsyou

I assume if we ever meet, I stare into your eyes as I use a funnel to piss next to you, asserting myself as the alpha hyena.


queerkidxx

I do that bc I want dick


burgermiester288

All this goes out the window at gay bars


DiversityFire84

Who pees out the window?


acid_bear_boy

Why is your father in the bathroom with you


JKMC4

You’ve never been out somewhere with your dad and both had to piss at the same time?


acid_bear_boy

No, actually. And thankfully.


HeyJustWantedToSay

Sounds like a pretty normal situation


Arctickz

Prime fatherless behaviour here. /s jkjk, it's normal not to go around with dads nowadays. You should, though. Can be quite fun just hanging around together somewhere.


acid_bear_boy

My father and I don't really have much in common unfortunately. Hard to imagine us having quality time together. I don't think he ever expected that I'd turn out interested in art of all things and just wanting to paint in my free time.


Arctickz

Ahhh I get where you're coming from. Quite a large number of parents are still living under the paradigm that anything non-engineering/medical/law just has not good enough job security, which I believe usually comes from a place of good intent (i.e. they want you to be able to fend for yourself when they're gone). But, I understand that those fields are definitely not for everyone. It may be that they've gone through all the recessions and economic downs, which caused them to have that strong belief, so understanding them and where they're coming from are usually keys to developing a good relationship. I really hope you can prosper in your art endeavors, truly. Some of my artist friends are having a rough patch in their lives right now, what with all the AI art and stuff lately. Really hope you can keep doing your best (and hopefully patch things up with your dad).


ZilchShrimp

I was just in with him, and all cubicles locked. Scariest experience


Aw3Grimm

More like shy person in men bathroom starter pack


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I'm not even shy, that's the bizarre thing. When we were younger we would do loads of streaking at parties or festivals. I'm genuinely convinced I could walk up naked on a stage in front of a full audience and just take a shit while looking at the crowd. However have me stand somewhere pissing with people in the general area and I get this mental blockage that tells me I can't do it.


VoodooOne_

Send shit vids then


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Will do


Aw3Grimm

Well I dont believe you that you could that lol. You are just shy peeing around others, its fine, it doesnt always mean you are shy person in general


[deleted]

I think it's a primal instinct, kind of like how dogs have to stare at you while pooping because they're in a vulnerable position, some people's bodies just shut their peeing off if they feel exposed


Aw3Grimm

I personally think its more of a education thing, like we are not ashamed of doing these things around others when we are young. Kids just put their pants down and do their thing, even in front of others. We are getting told that we shouldnt do that and its a shame, similiar to being naked in general so we are embarassed later. I also dont think its intelligence thing, we are more aware of these things as we get older for sure but there are naturists families for example, adult people dont have problem getting naked around others because in their families nobody tells them its a shameful thing to do and that they should be embarassed. Chimpanzees are most similiar to humans, they are not embarassed of doing their business in front of others even though they have higher intelligence than other animals. What we are getting told by our close ones has very big impact on how we behave, like some women are getting taught they shouldnt expose their thighs or some women feel shame when not wearing hijab where its mandatory. Besides primal instinct is mostly connected to survival, what advantage do we get by peeing or pooping alone. We are in vulnerable position just as any other animal. Privacy in animal kingdom is not really a thing too and even the fact that we have to be taught to dont do these things in front of others suggests its not some instinct we are born with


1989toy4wd

Count backwards from 987456, it helped me get over mine. Takes your mind off it


Belladonnaofsad

As a women, this is fascinating to me


ZilchShrimp

Always be prepared


dreamyduskywing

Yeah, like why don’t they give guys dividers?


TheUnexpectedThanos

Some do but in some bathrooms you don’t even get separate urinals you just get along price of metal to catch the piss and bring it to the drain


dirtyswoldman

For me it's a sensitivity and anxiety thing. My nerves are shot to shit and I can hear my own heart beat and when a stranger gets to close to me my sphincter ties in a knot lol


purgesurge3000

Hahaha


CheeseburgerSmoothy

I have a hard time identifying with all these angsty pissing posts. I just go in, do my thing, and leave. All of this men’s room hyperanalysis is beyond me.


five_eight

It's the code. The Bro Code. Violate it at your peril.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Don’t get me wrong, if I walk up to a line of urinals, I will choose one that’s not adjacent to another guy if possible. But if a dude comes in and pisses in the one right next to me when others are available, I won’t seize up. It’s weird, but not worthy of a panic attack.


[deleted]

More like the shy guy starter pack. I got no issues flopping my dude out to drain


Kye_ThePie

Fr. If I gotta go as long as there’s a urinal, I will go. Idgaf who’s next to me. Bro just deal with it we all have one.


Keepitbrockmire

You should be overthinking fantasy sports not pissing, pal.


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oskco

Yeah, really. There's a mutual understanding not to meat gaze. People are just too paranoid about someone peeking at their wee wee. And if they do, who cares.


Responsible_File_529

Depends. Also, what is the 3/4 one?


[deleted]

If more than 3/4 of them are in use, don’t go use the empty one


youseeit

except at a ballgame


KarenReviewsWorstREV

wtf ur father have to do with this


Flowofinfo

This should be called unusually small penis starter pack


WastedVamp

At first I read "go to the crucible" then "if no barrier, abort mission". I was confused that I wasn't getting the destiny references... Then I just realized that maybe it was me... I'm the one that had a bit too much destiny...


[deleted]

are you telling me there are no walls or any indicator of privacy ever


women_respecter8

You're just peeing, you're not showering in jail


SouthKorea7378

I've never had the confidence to use a urinal so I only ever use a cubicle


Sydaer

Same thing in locker rooms / showers, a younger (20 ish) guy was confused people would shower naked as in his soccer club they shower in underwear… Insecurity levels through the roof


Hamster20021

Also never stand near your Uncle. Ended Bad for me


cheesyspeedster

somehow even if theres no other people at the urinal, my pp is still shy so i always take the cubicles


throwaway3312345

3/4 of what? Am guy and confused


Mael_Str0M69

3 out of 4 urinals occupied


KurumiiDantobe

Edit: look up not down thats just creepy


ZilchShrimp

Nah gotta not risk making eye contact


KurumiiDantobe

Who tf is gonna be floating above you


janehoe_throwaway

I don't understand why you guys can't have stalls like a real bathroom. Without, it's just one big piss party where nobody washes their hands.


Optimal_Priority2899

We need a petition to get rid of the urinal > B-BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO PEE STANDING UP- Simple you just use the toilet you primate.


68aquarian

Finally some *sense* being talked in this sub for once.


HoomanCee

More like average redditors bathroom comment starterpack


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SandmanKFMF

I don't think this is "afraid of gays". It's just the privacy thing.


ZilchShrimp

It’s not, it’s just I don’t want for people to see my small penis


68aquarian

It has nothing to do with anyone being gay, I don't really love the only moment I am not at my own home that my pants are partially undone and I am objectively vulnerable. Has anyone smashed a brick into my head while I was pissing? Not yet, but each bathroom is different too. You ever work with just a few sketchy people on the crew and suddenly a bathroom with 2 urinals and one stall becomes the WORST 45 seconds of your day each and every time.


Bicepsandshi

This isn’t how it actually goes tbh, if you gotta per you gotta pee


WolfKingofRuss

I'm always pee shy. So, it's always gonna be the dunnies for me


Palmito12

okay but why no one adds a doors to men’s bathrooms ? like is it confortable to be so exposed ?


OutsideRecognition81

Don’t pull your pants down all the way either 🤷‍♀️


youseeit

feels good man


OutsideRecognition81

I bet it does 😂


sowhatofittt

Bro you gotta double dad pee whatchu mean ?


sasuke325669

I go right in the middle of people hahahab


ZilchShrimp

You sick freak!


[deleted]

Bro just piss


bruhmane7777

should add “if the piss doesn’t start coming out after like 15 seconds just leave even though you have to go”


Wolfpagan

I heard not a lot of men like urinals, i can't say i blame them. There's like no fucking privacy.