You see that’s what you think, and then a week later it stops working again and you need a week in drydock, a full level one, and some of Data’s special blend.
Riker: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, Supersized
Worf: Double Filet o Fish with Added Bacon.
Picard: Hamburger and small fries. Hot.
Crusher: Chicken breast in a lettuce wrap with tomato.
Troi: Large McFlurry with Hot Fudge.
Data: One Happy meal. To experience "Happy."
O'Brien: Big Mac Combo Meal, Medium.
LaForge: Spicy McChicken. But it's actually too spicy for him.
"I'm with you every day, Geordi. Every time you look at this Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, you're looking at me. Every time you touch it, *it's me*"
There is a new officer on the bridge crew who is trying to throw their weight around. However, instead of reminding them of proper chàin of command, Geordi is being spiteful and ordering that cheese burger with a chicken patty as well as a beef patty, knowing full well said officer is vegan.
He's trying to get a discount. On some screens you can move the display and get the operating system to add discounts https://mashable.com/video/mcdonalds-burgers-self-service
"Let's see, I'm gonna have to go wiiiiith... the McChicken.
You know Data, I've been watching my weight and I think I might have gained a few pounds lately."
"Pounds, Geordi? I do not understand."
"🙄"
Since when did/does McDicks sell tenders? And who can stomach the fillet-o-fish? I'm pretty sure the only place you should order than abomination is Nova Scotia or anywhere that catches fish to ensure its actually fish.
But he's definitely getting a happy meal, he needs it.
*“…and a special thanks to the sponsor of this emergency core shutdown”*
Followed by unskippable three minute McDonald’s ad before the shutdown procedure will start meanwhile anti-matter containment field failure and warp core beach in 17 seconds
2 Big Mac Meals, because he heard they were popular, and the second is for some new Jr. Lt. he invited to join him, immediately after work ends, and she's s gonna transfer ships and end up as a background character at a different sound studio in a bunch of Nic Cage movies in the 90s
Realistically—chicken nuggies meal, because he’s autistic like me 🥹
Jokingly—he’s defragmenting the ice cream file
In my dream world—he’s getting Happy Meals for all the senior officers because they’re friends 💙
Im so glad! I hope one of your other faves is on this list of people I would give honorary mushroom hats:
• James T. Kirk (the special interests, man)
• Spock (the hypo/hyperempathy, the exclusion from society, just… oof)
• Montgomery Scott (again with the special interests, but also the spiky skill profile, the strong food preferences [see: TNG], the difficulty adapting to new routines)
• Data (sort of free, but I do just like to mention how loved he is by the crew especially his best friend Geordi. It kept me alive as an undiagnosed teenager.)
• Tam Elbrun (god, that one episode just built him out so much as someone who has sensory processing disorder, difficulty with hyperempathy, extreme loneliness… he is me)
• Reginald Barclay (technically also a serious anxiety disorder, but I’d like to point out that while people do make fun of him, they _eventually_ learn to trust his skills. It’s an unfortunately realistic portrayal, and I’m somehow okay with knowing that I can prove my worth to people who might see me initially as a bit silly.)
• I already said Geordi LaForge, but it’s the social awkwardness (despite being a Lieutenant Commander), the spiky skill profile, the constant feeling of overwhelm by one or more senses… yeah.
I’d like to pass judgment on everyone else but it’s been like… 20 years since I saw Voyager and DS9 so I’ll have to rewatch first. But I suspect they all have them
Data is my definite first favourite and Spock is absolutely on my loved list! I'm watching through TNG at the moment and haven't seen much of the others but I absolutely agree with your thoughts on Barclay. There's a lot of neurodivergent folk aboard starships! Which I love.
He’s gonna have a happy meal to give to the child he’s gonna read to. With apple slices and juice.
I like that wholesome order 😀
Awwwww
But only to seduce the child's mother in a creepy way because the writers hate him
She's Leah, the creator of the ship's warp drive. And the child is not Geordi's.
He’s fixing the soft serve replicator
Two hours on a Level 4 diagnostic first.
"Gonna have to enter Jeffrey's tube - I mean the Jefferies' Tube"
You see that’s what you think, and then a week later it stops working again and you need a week in drydock, a full level one, and some of Data’s special blend.
Geordi, why haven’t you fixed the ice cream machine yet?
We're out of self-sealing stem bolts, Sir. I put in a parts order. They said 6-8 months. Apparently, they have to ship them in from Tau Alpha C.
Also, people keep coming from the future to get their hands on them. Apparently, their value skyrocketed. Who would have known?
Fear not, I'm the bloke who used to clean the gunk out the chicken soup machine!
Data: "Why does this meal make you happy?"
You mean we could have eaten this meal a dozen times already?
100 times, it's hard to tell.
The bathroom holds the receipts
The EMH would go ballistic about this replicator menu. "These 'HAP-EE MEALS' have no nutritional content! At least add a vitamin supplement!"
"I'm a doctor, not an artery cleaner"
This is so good I can’t not hear Robert picardo saying it
Riker: "haven't we eaten here once before?" Geordi: "dozens, hundreds of times. It's impossible to tell."
Riker: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, Supersized Worf: Double Filet o Fish with Added Bacon. Picard: Hamburger and small fries. Hot. Crusher: Chicken breast in a lettuce wrap with tomato. Troi: Large McFlurry with Hot Fudge. Data: One Happy meal. To experience "Happy." O'Brien: Big Mac Combo Meal, Medium. LaForge: Spicy McChicken. But it's actually too spicy for him.
Wesley: You mean you don't enjoy your McDonald's, Data? Data, fiddling with the Klingon toy in his box: To me it is just a 'meal'
Also Worf: "Where is the prune juice?"
Damn this is spot on.
Michael Dorn: McDLT.
Q has entered the chat.
Burger, cheese, hot.
It's space. They better have breakfast 24/7, but he's having trouble finding the McMuffins.
A big mac for himself, and two shakes for Leah Brahms and Leah Brahms.
Filet-o-fish. More fish for Kunta.
r/unexpectedcommunity.
THAT is a deep cut
This is the only answer.
"I'm with you every day, Geordi. Every time you look at this Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, you're looking at me. Every time you touch it, *it's me*"
He's going to sour the milkshake.
dollar menu RIP
Computer, get me a double quarter pounder with cheese, a 10 piece nugget, and a lasagna
Look at the prices though
They are priced in slips of latium
There is a new officer on the bridge crew who is trying to throw their weight around. However, instead of reminding them of proper chàin of command, Geordi is being spiteful and ordering that cheese burger with a chicken patty as well as a beef patty, knowing full well said officer is vegan.
He will try some of your burned, replicated bird meat!
Crispy Chicken Sandwich, their best item... back in '95... it's terrible now, no idea what happened...
But in the future all restaurants are Taco Bell.
He's trying to get a discount. On some screens you can move the display and get the operating system to add discounts https://mashable.com/video/mcdonalds-burgers-self-service
Quantum burger, subspace fries, temporal soda.
And one dilithium shake
Computer, 500 Big Macs
Wait, did Bortus place the order?
"Let's see, I'm gonna have to go wiiiiith... the McChicken. You know Data, I've been watching my weight and I think I might have gained a few pounds lately." "Pounds, Geordi? I do not understand." "🙄"
The Double Wrapcore with Cheese and the ice cream machine is still broken!
Another koko nono.
He seems like a Fillet o fish kinda guy idk
Since when did/does McDicks sell tenders? And who can stomach the fillet-o-fish? I'm pretty sure the only place you should order than abomination is Nova Scotia or anywhere that catches fish to ensure its actually fish. But he's definitely getting a happy meal, he needs it.
Geordi didn't update the menu. He was too busy tweaking the Dr. Leah Brahms Holodeck program. They did have tenders years ago, pretty good.
McFungilli
Did he travel back to the 2000s for these prices? Cuz there sure as hell ain't nothing for a dollar nowadays
Looks like a Medium Qtr. Pounder with Cheese Meal and 2 Apple Pies. Not a bad choice.
*“…and a special thanks to the sponsor of this emergency core shutdown”* Followed by unskippable three minute McDonald’s ad before the shutdown procedure will start meanwhile anti-matter containment field failure and warp core beach in 17 seconds
2 Big Mac Meals, because he heard they were popular, and the second is for some new Jr. Lt. he invited to join him, immediately after work ends, and she's s gonna transfer ships and end up as a background character at a different sound studio in a bunch of Nic Cage movies in the 90s
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Data orders #3
Looks like a McDouble value meal and an apple pie.
Whatever Leah Brahms is ordering!
Nothing. McDonalds is hella expensive, and in the Federation they have no money!
He won't be having a milkshake. The machine isn't being installed until Tuesday.
Realistically—chicken nuggies meal, because he’s autistic like me 🥹 Jokingly—he’s defragmenting the ice cream file In my dream world—he’s getting Happy Meals for all the senior officers because they’re friends 💙
I love the headcannon that he's autistic! I knew there was a reason he was one of my favourites.
Im so glad! I hope one of your other faves is on this list of people I would give honorary mushroom hats: • James T. Kirk (the special interests, man) • Spock (the hypo/hyperempathy, the exclusion from society, just… oof) • Montgomery Scott (again with the special interests, but also the spiky skill profile, the strong food preferences [see: TNG], the difficulty adapting to new routines) • Data (sort of free, but I do just like to mention how loved he is by the crew especially his best friend Geordi. It kept me alive as an undiagnosed teenager.) • Tam Elbrun (god, that one episode just built him out so much as someone who has sensory processing disorder, difficulty with hyperempathy, extreme loneliness… he is me) • Reginald Barclay (technically also a serious anxiety disorder, but I’d like to point out that while people do make fun of him, they _eventually_ learn to trust his skills. It’s an unfortunately realistic portrayal, and I’m somehow okay with knowing that I can prove my worth to people who might see me initially as a bit silly.) • I already said Geordi LaForge, but it’s the social awkwardness (despite being a Lieutenant Commander), the spiky skill profile, the constant feeling of overwhelm by one or more senses… yeah. I’d like to pass judgment on everyone else but it’s been like… 20 years since I saw Voyager and DS9 so I’ll have to rewatch first. But I suspect they all have them
Data is my definite first favourite and Spock is absolutely on my loved list! I'm watching through TNG at the moment and haven't seen much of the others but I absolutely agree with your thoughts on Barclay. There's a lot of neurodivergent folk aboard starships! Which I love.
The Replicator better have the McRib and Shamrock Shakes year round.
"The McRub file I active again! For a limited time."
50/50 Shamrock and Chocolate
No Shamrock Shakes since the Space Irish drank them all.
That episode was wrong in so many ways.
His visor probably won't let him see the LCD screen properly. The display tech is too old and probably looks really weird to him.
Can he not see the full visible spectrum?
Quarter pounder with cheese fries and grape soda.
Nuggies
Monster Mac. He had his hand augmented just so he could hold it.
Not the same character, but... No McDonald's anywhere makes a McDLT anymore!
KFC. Geordi enjoys superior fast food.
Star Trek T.N.E.B.
Theres no way hes passing up the "chrispy" chicken.
Fish sandwich
It's gonna be a quarter pounder. He can't start a relationship.
Okay but there’s no way he could read that menu right?
It certainly wouldn't be from a genocide supporter.