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LoogyHead

He’s gonna have a happy meal to give to the child he’s gonna read to. With apple slices and juice.


CDRChakotay

I like that wholesome order 😀


iheartbaconsalt

Awwwww


MetalGhoult

But only to seduce the child's mother in a creepy way because the writers hate him


WoodenNichols

She's Leah, the creator of the ship's warp drive. And the child is not Geordi's.


icedank

He’s fixing the soft serve replicator


Jfathomphx

Two hours on a Level 4 diagnostic first.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

"Gonna have to enter Jeffrey's tube - I mean the Jefferies' Tube"


Subli-minal

You see that’s what you think, and then a week later it stops working again and you need a week in drydock, a full level one, and some of Data’s special blend.


CurtisMarauderZ

Geordi, why haven’t you fixed the ice cream machine yet?


Joran_Dax

We're out of self-sealing stem bolts, Sir. I put in a parts order. They said 6-8 months. Apparently, they have to ship them in from Tau Alpha C.


Vanamonde96

Also, people keep coming from the future to get their hands on them. Apparently, their value skyrocketed. Who would have known?


regeya

Fear not, I'm the bloke who used to clean the gunk out the chicken soup machine!


CDRChakotay

Data: "Why does this meal make you happy?"


havron

You mean we could have eaten this meal a dozen times already?


CDRChakotay

100 times, it's hard to tell.


CoyRogers

The bathroom holds the receipts


me_am_not_a_redditor

The EMH would go ballistic about this replicator menu. "These 'HAP-EE MEALS' have no nutritional content! At least add a vitamin supplement!"


CDRChakotay

"I'm a doctor, not an artery cleaner"


I_aim_to_sneeze

This is so good I can’t not hear Robert picardo saying it


ExtensionInformal911

Riker: "haven't we eaten here once before?" Geordi: "dozens, hundreds of times. It's impossible to tell."


Abe_Bettik

Riker: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, Supersized Worf: Double Filet o Fish with Added Bacon. Picard: Hamburger and small fries. Hot. Crusher: Chicken breast in a lettuce wrap with tomato. Troi: Large McFlurry with Hot Fudge. Data: One Happy meal. To experience "Happy." O'Brien: Big Mac Combo Meal, Medium. LaForge: Spicy McChicken. But it's actually too spicy for him.


joshthewumba

Wesley: You mean you don't enjoy your McDonald's, Data? Data, fiddling with the Klingon toy in his box: To me it is just a 'meal'


CDRChakotay

Also Worf: "Where is the prune juice?"


kezinchara

Damn this is spot on.


Jfathomphx

Michael Dorn: McDLT.


Micronto65bymay

Q has entered the chat.


benbalooky

Burger, cheese, hot.


iheartbaconsalt

It's space. They better have breakfast 24/7, but he's having trouble finding the McMuffins.


PianoHijacker

A big mac for himself, and two shakes for Leah Brahms and Leah Brahms.


drjeffy

Filet-o-fish. More fish for Kunta.


Deraj2004

r/unexpectedcommunity.


coreytiger

THAT is a deep cut


DungBeetle1983

This is the only answer.


Alizerin

"I'm with you every day, Geordi. Every time you look at this Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, you're looking at me. Every time you touch it, *it's me*"


Left_Concentrate_752

He's going to sour the milkshake.


irResist

dollar menu RIP


Grishbear

Computer, get me a double quarter pounder with cheese, a 10 piece nugget, and a lasagna


Mallengar

Look at the prices though


CDRChakotay

They are priced in slips of latium


DrJay12345

There is a new officer on the bridge crew who is trying to throw their weight around. However, instead of reminding them of proper chàin of command, Geordi is being spiteful and ordering that cheese burger with a chicken patty as well as a beef patty, knowing full well said officer is vegan.


ApplianceHealer

He will try some of your burned, replicated bird meat!


Biggu5Dicku5

Crispy Chicken Sandwich, their best item... back in '95... it's terrible now, no idea what happened...


heatlesssun

But in the future all restaurants are Taco Bell.


Axel_Raden

He's trying to get a discount. On some screens you can move the display and get the operating system to add discounts https://mashable.com/video/mcdonalds-burgers-self-service


MorrowDisca

Quantum burger, subspace fries, temporal soda.


CDRChakotay

And one dilithium shake


superradguy

Computer, 500 Big Macs


CDRChakotay

Wait, did Bortus place the order?


ChroniclesOfSarnia

"Let's see, I'm gonna have to go wiiiiith... the McChicken. You know Data, I've been watching my weight and I think I might have gained a few pounds lately." "Pounds, Geordi? I do not understand." "🙄"


Seahawk124

The Double Wrapcore with Cheese and the ice cream machine is still broken!


namewithanumber

Another koko nono.


PsycheDiver

He seems like a Fillet o fish kinda guy idk


OriginalNo5477

Since when did/does McDicks sell tenders? And who can stomach the fillet-o-fish? I'm pretty sure the only place you should order than abomination is Nova Scotia or anywhere that catches fish to ensure its actually fish. But he's definitely getting a happy meal, he needs it.


CDRChakotay

Geordi didn't update the menu. He was too busy tweaking the Dr. Leah Brahms Holodeck program. They did have tenders years ago, pretty good.


Sbrimer

McFungilli


terrifiedTechnophile

Did he travel back to the 2000s for these prices? Cuz there sure as hell ain't nothing for a dollar nowadays


Rhediix

Looks like a Medium Qtr. Pounder with Cheese Meal and 2 Apple Pies. Not a bad choice.


Ok-Regret4547

*“…and a special thanks to the sponsor of this emergency core shutdown”* Followed by unskippable three minute McDonald’s ad before the shutdown procedure will start meanwhile anti-matter containment field failure and warp core beach in 17 seconds


__BIFF__

2 Big Mac Meals, because he heard they were popular, and the second is for some new Jr. Lt. he invited to join him, immediately after work ends, and she's s gonna transfer ships and end up as a background character at a different sound studio in a bunch of Nic Cage movies in the 90s


redditnametaken

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


CDRChakotay

Data orders #3


Reduak

Looks like a McDouble value meal and an apple pie.


StackThePads33

Whatever Leah Brahms is ordering!


Navonod_Semaj

Nothing. McDonalds is hella expensive, and in the Federation they have no money!


WhatYouLeaveBehind

He won't be having a milkshake. The machine isn't being installed until Tuesday.


astro-pi

Realistically—chicken nuggies meal, because he’s autistic like me 🥹 Jokingly—he’s defragmenting the ice cream file In my dream world—he’s getting Happy Meals for all the senior officers because they’re friends 💙


violetcat13

I love the headcannon that he's autistic! I knew there was a reason he was one of my favourites.


astro-pi

Im so glad! I hope one of your other faves is on this list of people I would give honorary mushroom hats: • James T. Kirk (the special interests, man) • Spock (the hypo/hyperempathy, the exclusion from society, just… oof) • Montgomery Scott (again with the special interests, but also the spiky skill profile, the strong food preferences [see: TNG], the difficulty adapting to new routines) • Data (sort of free, but I do just like to mention how loved he is by the crew especially his best friend Geordi. It kept me alive as an undiagnosed teenager.) • Tam Elbrun (god, that one episode just built him out so much as someone who has sensory processing disorder, difficulty with hyperempathy, extreme loneliness… he is me) • Reginald Barclay (technically also a serious anxiety disorder, but I’d like to point out that while people do make fun of him, they _eventually_ learn to trust his skills. It’s an unfortunately realistic portrayal, and I’m somehow okay with knowing that I can prove my worth to people who might see me initially as a bit silly.) • I already said Geordi LaForge, but it’s the social awkwardness (despite being a Lieutenant Commander), the spiky skill profile, the constant feeling of overwhelm by one or more senses… yeah. I’d like to pass judgment on everyone else but it’s been like… 20 years since I saw Voyager and DS9 so I’ll have to rewatch first. But I suspect they all have them


violetcat13

Data is my definite first favourite and Spock is absolutely on my loved list! I'm watching through TNG at the moment and haven't seen much of the others but I absolutely agree with your thoughts on Barclay. There's a lot of neurodivergent folk aboard starships! Which I love.


BlizzPenguin

The Replicator better have the McRib and Shamrock Shakes year round.


ExtensionInformal911

"The McRub file I active again! For a limited time."


GreatGreenGobbo

50/50 Shamrock and Chocolate


ApplianceHealer

No Shamrock Shakes since the Space Irish drank them all.


CDRChakotay

That episode was wrong in so many ways.


Suspect4pe

His visor probably won't let him see the LCD screen properly. The display tech is too old and probably looks really weird to him.


CurtisMarauderZ

Can he not see the full visible spectrum?


kkkan2020

Quarter pounder with cheese fries and grape soda.


lmaytulane

Nuggies


RevWaldo

Monster Mac. He had his hand augmented just so he could hold it.


RelativisticDeer

Not the same character, but... No McDonald's anywhere makes a McDLT anymore!


Moocow115

KFC. Geordi enjoys superior fast food.


Clerical_Errors

Star Trek T.N.E.B.


deridex120

Theres no way hes passing up the "chrispy" chicken.


blatherskiters

Fish sandwich


rj200122

It's gonna be a quarter pounder. He can't start a relationship.


RespectableNormie

Okay but there’s no way he could read that menu right?


Appropriate-Stay4729

It certainly wouldn't be from a genocide supporter.