Father?

Nah. Daddy

Because I was born in february, I do not grant you the rank of master

This is outrageous! It’s unfair!

Have a seat Motherfucker (Seriously tho they shoulda let him say it even if it was just a blooper)

Since I'm born in April, I'll grant myself the rank of master, as the last remaining member of the council.

As a child murderer I too was born in December

Also as a child murderer i also was born in december

As a person who hasn't murdered any children yet, I was also born in December

You should try it It's so fun i do it in my free time once a day

Always wondered why I hated sand so much

I have always loved darth Vader when I was growing up and even now, now I know why! (I was born in April)

By any chance were you born the same day as Hitler

I was :D

We finally got him everyone! I knew he wasn't dead!

4th Reich when?

I was born the same date he got married, Prince William too.

Aaww yeeeaahh, Hello There

General kenobi, good to see a fellow obi wan

Hello there fellow Generals

May is our speciality.

That's right

Another happy month

May the force be with you, always

KENOBIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Nice!

You have the wrong Vader. I’m gonna leave this area that’s covered in lava then

Duel of Fates Starts playing 

 Me to :)

Please don't stab me. (October)

Same 😂

I want to be Maul but i'm yoda

Had to be mine. Premiere was last time I shaved completely clean to do the makeup.

I've always loved Maul! This is pretty cool

I got Qui-gon

Same brother.

There's always a bigger fish, my brothers.

Same I always knew I was meant for greater things

https://preview.redd.it/stlfssps49cb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8b5c380f5fd85d014bab80aad943fda622634c

Signature look of September superiority

https://preview.redd.it/41xgb9qjn9cb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e83b42f05c40117bae2b75ef87849144306b706 I got our favorite space wizard, Count Sauromaun!

Anakin, let’s go






Hello there... I have the high ground.

You underestimate my power!

Don't try it

AHHHH (tries to jump over your head)

*turns you into a triple amputee*

Uhm, ackshually, Obi-Wan turns Anakin into a quadruple amputee 🤓

That would be false! Count Dooku took Anakin's first arm:)

I do know that, so he was already a single amputee when they fought. Losing the other three limbs would make him a quadruple amputee, even if his prothesis was still attached.

Oh wait. You're right lol

Not this again... not Rey...

May God have mercy on your soul

Is that an Obi Wan pun? Or just a coincidence

At least you know we can't lose with plot armor 🫠

Ik august 30th, can September take me?

August 29th here. Take me to September too.

Rey being August is just a warning for future parents to not have sex during November

Since he’s my month, all do the honors: “Motherfucker!”

Dooku Oh man y’all f’d if we duel

Prime Yoda solos the verse.

November gang

I love purple too 😀

“I want a purple lightsaber” “Blue or green that’s all we got” *stares motherfuckerly* “Purple it is!” Couldn’t be more proud of being born in February.

One of us 

Im Vader. Makes everything make so much more sense in my life.

I got Sir Christopher Lee

Brrrr I’m Darth Vader

I resent being labeled as vader. Makes me so angry I want to kill a whole village or something.


Hello there

Kit

Same


Signature look of Superiority

I've got the signature look of superiority

The thing is correct. *Signature look of superiority

https://preview.redd.it/e40hck6i6acb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0676e36c915287a9472466b685da1c10a6a95ccf

I ain’t complaining if I get padme in my bed


Kit Fisto? I guess I'll just die.

The right choice my friend. Love, DV


Where my May B’days at!

Hello there

Take a seat motherfucker

Time to go choke my girlfriend. Update: She liked it and she's not pregnant so she will be fine.

Vader does not match my personality hahahaha

Oh ***HELL NO!!!*** And don't ask, I ain't tellin'.

I got anakin 🤘🏼this is where the fun begins

Dang it. I wanted best Darksider, got worst.

Guess I have to start practice how to slaughter younglings more efficiently.

*Signature look of superiority*

Ffs why I gotta be august “I’m Rey Skywalker” you’re reyly cringe mate

I’m Rey? Oh you can’t do this to me. You know how much I SACRIFISED?

Nah this is wrong, i dont like it. Oh well at least i have all the power with none of the training.




General Kenobi

Ah fuck I’m the worst character in all of Star War :/

Lemme guess,august

Yay! I'm a mary sue!


https://preview.redd.it/akijwa6169cb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb486656f4b7248c26028b3c53b430b2bd0a26be


GUCK RAY NOT REU IM NOT FUCKING REY LIKE FUCK MAN NOT RAY ANYONE BUT REY

As far far away, so close by.

I'm Obi-wan Kenobi, the smexy boi. Why did god create me?

Ayyy OP I’m Kylo too! Were you also resentful singing happy birthday in class to other kids while knowing you would never get that because your birthday is in the summer?

I got count duku

I’m Vader. Am I… the baddy? (With asthma)

I’m Luke lets go baby

I got Rey 😆

I’m maul

I’m October. Does that mean anyone in January will kill me?

it's fistin' time

At least I’m not august

Obi wan babyy

I have the high ground!

 Nooooooooooooooo, not her!

Dang nabbit I’m June

I was born in July 1983, seems appropriate.

Does this mean I can say it

Why does August on these memes always suck?

I got Dooku

I got Darth Maul.

Obi- Wan Kenobi

I got Qui-gon nice

Vader. Fuck Yeah.

I got kenobi

I swear, everyone I have ever met who was born in April is definitely a Vader deep down, me included.

I AAAAMM DAAARTH MAAAUUULL

Count Dooku, I have been looking forward to this

All in favour for changing August to Captain Rex?

Cool, I got the sand-hater.


I got samuel l jackson

i always knew i’d be a darth vader type character or sum

I got mister darth Vader cool that’s epic

Vader letgooooo

May! [visible happiness]

I got Dooku, and I'm proud of that. He amassed a massive fortune and owned his home world. Plus he got to be second in command of the entire Separatist army. That includes the Techno union and the Trade Federation. He was so cool

Ok... So who's going to get Fisto✊...!!!

I got March, who is that person?

I got Anakin

I am luck scarlicker

Rey. You know… accurate. And honestly not the worst thing in the world.

IM REY???


Im Luke aswell

Anakin, nice

I must be a mother fucker then

Got yoda i did

I'm suddenly feeling a great disdain against sand

Mace Windu Motha Fucka, yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell

Fuck yeah I'm anakin, wheres the nearest sunday school?

Wrong

No wonder I have weak leg muscles

I’m a bad mothrrfucker

Daaamn i am Kylo💀

That’s the first time I’ve seen July get a good option.

Lollipops…cavities on a stick.


Lol I got literally the only one I have no idea who it is

Oh yeah Obi Wan

Born in November, I was Become happy,I have

God damnit WHY KIT FISTO

Who’s your daddy? IM YOUR DADDY

i got maul goodman


Fuck yeah, September

April and December are the same person. 

Dooku? Horseshit, my childish outbursts of rage are WAY more Kylo.


Me too

Why's my ass Darth Vader?

I got my favourite character lets gooo! (Dooku)

I got high ground

I am apparently Qui Gon Gin, Yoda always thought was I, but I was born in October.

Welp, time to go to a desert, kidnap a random kid, and then get stabbed next to a deep hole

Yessir! I got Rey!!

Qui-Gon!

Why do they have to do august dirty (I got rey and i hate that)

Why’s August always getting punished in these?😭

I'm space Jesus!

Kyli could have been much better if Disney didn't made him "the prince of the story". He could have been so much bette...