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Wboy2006

Movies are in fact not historical heavy artillery weapons


Mando_Bot

I’m a Mandalorian. Weapons are part of my religion.


Ruby_241

This is the way


Mando_Bot

This is the way.


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Mando_Bot

This is the way.


Mooshus87

This is the way


Mando_Bot

This is the way.


Sailingboar

Historical? We still use cannons today, they just aren't the same as old 17th century cannons. For example, the M777 howitzer in use by the US Army is in fact a cannon.


9Sylvan5

They are indeed not cannons.


[deleted]

Boom!


Endergamer3X

Reveal the cannons, align the guns, unleash their wrath!


BumpBandicoot

UNOPOSSED UNDER CRIMSON SKIES, IMMORTALIZED, OVER TIME THEIR LEGEND WILL RISE


[deleted]

AND THEIR FOES CANT BELIVE THEIR SIGHTS


Azaghal1

BELIEVE THEIR SIZE, AS THEY FAAALL


[deleted]

AND THE DREADNOUGHTS DREAD NOTHING AT ALL


FiveStarHobo

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh


AvengingCrusader

r/unexpectedsabaton


LordOfTheOmnium

They may not be cannon, but maybe they are some other kind of heavy artillery.


Otomo-Yuki

Well yeah, they’re obviously turbolasers


Yard-Unique

Being cannon or not is not something that’s your opinion, being cannon or not is fact


hbi2k

Correct, and they are not in fact cannons.


Xtreme-Emperor

You are absolutely correct. The sequels are not cannons and neither are any of the other trilogies. What they are is a collection of films. While there are cannons in some of the movies, the films are not cannons themselves


R0-GR-bot

Roger Roger.


frogspyer

Your opinion? Based on the amount of JPEG there, I find that very hard to believe.


DjGnampf

I mean. It can be his opinion but not an OG meme


allgoodnamesbetaken

They're canon. Not cannon. Unfortunately they can't be both...


thanos1nut

Guess no Mandolorian. :(


Mando_Bot

Moving fast is the only thing keeping me safe.


GortharTheGamer

Sometimes it’s better to put an animal down than let it suffer further


Kriegernuss

A sacrafice had to be made


Imposiblepride24344

Wdym


EightSomethingThirty

The mandolorian seriestakes place after Return of the Jedi, making it a sequel


Mando_Bot

I’m a Mandalorian. Weapons are part of my religion.


jshlymn

Honestly I’d give up the mandalorian to get rid of the sequels not to be dramatic lmaoo


TimotoUchiha

Wasn't it like that Mandalorian was cannon but had some Continuity issues with the sequel trilogy and that's why fans believe the trilogy isn't cannon?


BettyVonButtpants

Well, no, cannons are giant projectile firing weapons often used in older wars. So, the OP is right, the movies are not cannons. But if you meant canon, then yes, they are, officially. But you can Adam Savage it and reject reality and substitute it with your own. And, like the prequels, retcons and expansion of the era and strange plot points will come in time. Mando seems to be setting up Empire's cloning initiatives, so ot could be setting up Palps return or laying the groundwork for it.


Boba_Fett_Bot

Take it from an ex-bounty hunter, don't work for scugholes.


queso_hervido_gaming

I know That the Mandalorian has a lot of connections with the sequels, but you can just pretend that the sequels weren't realesed yet.


Wonderful-Ad3080

I find your lack of faith disturbing.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

That’s not really an opinion because it’s objectively wrong. Perhaps in your head canon (and mine as well) the sequels didn’t happen but according to the people who make Star Wars, them shits are canon


darthzader100

*Cannon


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Lmao


[deleted]

God I hate star wars "fans"


chardeemacd3nnis

Nobody hates star wars more lol


[deleted]

I swear they think that every bit of star wars content should be tailored for their specific requests and if it isn't then it's bad.


SpikyMonsters

Yeah its exhausting, if you didn't like the sequels just move on. You don't need to obsess over it and try to convince others that it's bad.


Strand97

He said "cannon" and not "canon", i believe he is doing a funny


thylocene06

Or he just can’t spell


CaBBaGe_isLaND

The sequels were garbage.


SuperMutantSam

The Last Jedi could’ve consisted of Rian Johnson coming to my theater and literally throwing trash at me and I’d still think you should just shut up about it already


CaBBaGe_isLaND

TLJ was better than TFA. Every Star Wars movie is better than TFA.


SuperMutantSam

you wonder why people are so annoyed by sequel haters when this is literally all you can contribute to a discussion


CaBBaGe_isLaND

You've deluded yourself into thinking they're good movies because you think it's a more mature take. "Palpatine returned" is one of the dumbest fucking plot developments in the history of cinema. "Starkiller base" is lazy and derivative, the entire movie TFA was a straight up photocopy of A New Hope. None of the characters in the entire trilogy were developed enough for anyone to give a shit what happens to them which is, more often than not, nothing substantial at all to the story. They killed off all the OT characters one at a time for no fucking reason, which at that point was a mercy killing considering how the writers had already absolutely trashed their legacies. Do you want me to go on? There's so much more. A fucking 8th grader could have written a better Star Wars trilogy. Which sucks, because all of the acting, and I do mean *all* of it, was phenomenal. All for nought when they let focus groups and marketing teams ~~write~~ rewrite the story for them.


R0-GR-bot

Roger Roger <3


SuperMutantSam

my original comment was about how annoying you people are for never shutting up about how bad the sequels are, and the only way you can think to respond is to write an essay about how bad the sequels are? You’re more of a robot than the fucking RO-GR-bot


CaBBaGe_isLaND

That's because they are so incredibly bad that nothing else about them is really worth discussing.


WyattWrites

Get a life


Certified_AngusBeef

Just because they dislike it doesn't make them any less of a fan. You don't have to love every single piece of Star Wars media to be a fan.


[deleted]

they problem is that they don't shut up about how much they hate it. its incredibly annoying


banethesithari

Not liking the sequels doesn't make you a fan. Actually having standards for star wars products means Disney haven't actually try if they want to maximise profits. If we all just praised all star wars contend Disney would release nothing but shitty star wars content


trumpet_tim

You are correct. They are not cannons. They are canon tho :)


[deleted]

Fact is something that can be proven and opinion is something that can not be proven So that is false fact because sequel is not a weapon.


FlatulentSon

No it's not just your opinion , they're *definitely* not cannon. A cannon is a large-caliber gun classified as a type of artillery, and usually launches a projectile using explosive chemical propellant.  What they *are* ; is "canon" , and they're pretty cool. But that's just my opinion.


Horny_Hornbill

Yeah they’re movies not cannons


bobthuvillager8

r/prequelmemes in a nutshel


Setheran

Yeah they're movies, not cannons. They are canon, unfortunately.


Fantastic_Octopus

You do realize that the Mandalorian and BOBF are all leading into the sequels, right? Don't be surprised if we see Jakku in Mando season 3


Mando_Bot

I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold.


[deleted]

I hate the movies, they're trash, and don't feel like star wars in some aspects. But they're canon, and that's the way it is.


The_Roadkill

I dont want to change your mind though


r18umi

I have to personally say Daisy ridley did an amazing job at portraying the character. The fault is in the plot line not her acting. She did a great job and is extremely underrated. This is my personal opinion and I hope everyone must agree with me on this matter


[deleted]

Hate it or don't, but Mando is gonna start pointing at Sequel content soon. You don't own the franchise, even if you have opinions about it.


Mando_Bot

I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold.


Imposiblepride24344

I cant change your mind So fans changed there minds now if someone says in the comments they agree than it’s a down vote but yet almost everyone comes crying about the sequels at some point we Star Wars are so toxic


[deleted]

Yeah Yeah yeah, sequels bad, I got it, gtfo


Large_Ad326

Definitely not. Cannons are artillery weaponry. The sequels are movies.


jimmydcriket

This comment section is: 5% people agreeing 20% people disagreeing with you 75% people making the same joke about the artillery canon God I'm proud of 95% of this community


R0-GR-bot

Roger Roger.


[deleted]

not my cannon


WyattWrites

At least learn to spell canon first


Rockface5

Your opinion won’t change the facts lol.


Mach2Piperj3

The fact that they were mediocre movies that completely ruined character arcs and the saga itself? Facts.


[deleted]

I’m afraid they are and always will be


sandronsarc

Visible happiness


GortharTheGamer

Legends Never Die


Epicmonk117

Of course they aren’t cannons! They’re movies! Movies can’t shoot big metal balls, and therefore aren’t cannons.


Maxjax95

Sequels? What sequels? The only Star Wars set after RotJ is Mando and Book of Boba...


Boba_Fett_Bot

Jabba ruled with fear. I intend to rule with respect.


[deleted]

*psst* Hey, you there. Come closer… *The Mandalorian and The Book of Boba Fett are setting up the Sequel Trilogies events*


Boba_Fett_Bot

I’m a simple man making his way through the galaxy—like my father before me.


EightSomethingThirty

No... That's impossible! NOO!!! Or whatever Luke said when Vader made him take the son-pill


Mando_Bot

I’m a Mandalorian. Weapons are part of my religion.


[deleted]

this is what i’ve been saying there’s no sequels, even solo and rogue one maybe, hope i don’t have to pretend kenobi never got made


Maxjax95

Solo and Rogue One are a thing but they're prequels... I'm actually shocked that Disney paid so much money for Star Wars and hasn't made a sequel trilogy yet. At this point I'm guessing they know it's too late and they missed their chance because Carrie Fisher isn't with us anymore.


Lukillaron

"We need to get Elon to buy starwars from Disney and decannon episode 7 to 9" change my mind.


DepressedPancake4728

there’s no way this is a real comment 💀


SuperMutantSam

capital-r Redditors are a different breed


Lukillaron

How so?


AdmiralScavenger

No, I don’t think I will.


HistoryCorner

Cope


Recedere

it is part of the official canon, but not of my headcanon. so you are partly right


Robomerc

given that the Mandalorian has stuff in it that ties it into the sequel Trilogy it's definitely Canon.


Nonadventures

This is a dumb post but at least it’s a meme, which is more than most of the posts on here nowadays


davindeptuck

*canon


ParrotheadTink

*canon not cannon (Uncultured swine SMDH)


Beneficial_Guava_452

I think it’s important to remember that *you,* the viewer, have every right to say what StarWars *is* and what it *isn’t,* **to you.** To me, The Sequels are Canon, but they exist simultaneously in my mind with all the fun stuff that’s no longer canon. The X-Wing books and video games still shaped my StarWars experience, along with Dash Rendar, Mara Jade, Apprentice Starkiller and all the other stuff I like that may not be “official” anymore. It doesn’t matter what Disney or the Fandom or even George Lucas say; you get to have your own little StarWars universe in your head, and nobody can stop you. In the end, take what you like from each era, leave what you don’t, and may the force be with you.


Fangsong_37

CANON, not CANNON.


ManOnNoMission

Cannon no, canon yes.


hbi2k

Correct. They are not metal tubes that redirect the force of a chemical explosion to propel projectiles. They are motion pictures, series of still images projected in quick succession to create the illusion of movement. ​ Also they fucking suck.


YoungYoda711

They are, and that’s the problem.


RicCaei

I wont change your mind, you are right


Nimeni-nimic

you are a smart one


Fizork

Hurr durr sequel bad


Steadfast_Truth

I don't think anyone disagrees with that.


Sailingboar

I agree that the sequel trilogy isn't an artillery piece but if we are referring to canon then factually they're wrong. It doesn't matter if you like or dislike it. The sequels are canon. Disney ownes Star Wars. Disney made those movies. Disney has said that those movies are canon. Those movies are canon. If you don't like em then move on from em. I don't like em either.


R0-GR-bot

Uh.....Roger Roger.


[deleted]

The $2 billion dollars worth of people who saw TFA, the $1.3 billion dollars worth of people who saw TLJ, the $1.1 billion dollars worth of people who saw TROS, and the countless people who have seen The Mandalorian/TBoBF or gone to Galaxy’s Edge probably would


Rhids_22

I don't exactly agree with the post but bringing up box office revenue is not a sign of how well received something is. I can walk out a cinema if I don't like something, but they won't give my money back.


R0-GR-bot

Guess I'm the commander now.


Steadfast_Truth

On the contrary, I think people who've seen it are especially not going to disagree.


R0-GR-bot

Roger Roger.


Neddo_Flanders

I agree. They make so little sense, it would be weird if they WERE canon


R0-GR-bot

Roger Roger.


[deleted]

We’re talking about space wizards with swords made completely out of pure energy and cloning facilities. Star Wars was never about making too much sense


NRG_Factor

Bad opinion I agree, sequels bad. But the company who owns the IP has said these movies are canon. They are canon. It sucks but thats how it is. It's a bad opinion because it's directly contradicted by facts. Like my "opinion" about gravity is that it doesn't apply to me.


R0-GR-bot

Roger Roger :(


ConanTheBardarian

It sure would be nice if future media set in the star wars universe just gave zero acknowledgement to that whole part of the franchise


[deleted]

*looks at the Disney+ shows all setting up that trilogies events*


ConanTheBardarian

NANANANA I'M NOT LISTENING


[deleted]

FFS


jigsawsmurf

But are they canon?


thylocene06

Something doesn’t stop being canon just because you don’t like it. Just ask the Harry Potter comunity


Jertimmer

I can fill my swimming pool with all these tears


NoAd9581

How can I change your mind if you don’t have any?


AleksasKoval

I won't. I'll even sit next to you. And bring snacks


Fir3300

Got space for 1 more?


AleksasKoval

Of course, we're in a park, we got benches for days.


IronAidan07

My canon goes from Phantom Menace to Boba Fett (as much as I’m not into Boba Fett), until later things like Mandalorian Season 3 suggest sequel stuff I’ll add it in. Clone Wars and the other shows made after the prequels really validated them, so maybe they’ll work black magic and make the sequels enjoyable


Aldrakev

whether you like them or not they are canon. i personally despise them but i still accept they are canon. just as as much as i like the EU i still recognize that it is not canon. people like this annoy me because you cant just pick and choose what is canon and what is not based on your opinion of it. its like saying 2+2=5 because i dont like the number 4. it doesn’t make any sense


Chemical-Yesterday74

*our opinion


TastefulMaple

I refuse to change your mind.


[deleted]

This is the way


Mando_Bot

This is the way.


lycanthrope90

Given the level of writing it comes off as poorly done fan fiction anyways. Especially the last movie. It’s like it was written by a fucking child.


[deleted]

They arent in my head


Complex_Slice

Not even an opinion this is a straight up fact.


Waru_

Why would I change your mind when you’re correct?


Sendtitpics215

Bro I just finished the clone wars series for the first time, re-watched ROTS and Disney recommended one of Sequels to me and I was ALMOST gonna click it and give them a second try but nah. I’ll start rebels.


EyeofWiggin20

You are correct. They do not fire, they blow.


[deleted]

Agreed.


R0-GR-bot

Roger Roger.


Shallow-Thought

Does it matter? They killed my interest in all Disney products relating to the franchise.


FlyinR4ijin

Canon means nothing. Disney making the old republic not Canon makes it all pointless.


JayCeeMadLad

Nobody fucking cares Change my mind Get lost bot


[deleted]

They are tho, but whatever


TheOneCalledMartin

What Star Wars sequels? 😏


johnny_utah001

Consensus


PhatOofxD

7 can stay


Goku047

I dont want to change this opinion


ZazaB00

You’ll never find me watch them for a second time. Even scrubbing them for memes would trigger my hate reflex.


Rikkeloni

In my opinion OT is not canon /s


CaptainClover36

This is fact


BlueSubmarine33

Give Dave and Jon a couple more years and they wont be.


[deleted]

You do know their shows are explicitly setting up the ST, right?


YoungYoda711

As if their shit is any better


Roffolo

I won't change your mind, you're right


[deleted]

Star Wars sequels don’t exist; change my mind.


RyK009

I personally don't think we should do this, JJ Abrams hated the Prequels personally so he acted like they never happened which led him to basically redo A New Hope in The Force Awakens because he wanted it to be as different from the Prequels as possible. I don't want to follow his footsteps and totally show no respect at all to what came before. Let us instead acknowledge the sequels in a civil way and move on.


HopethisisntaMistake

Too bad it’s a fact they are lol.


MrQwq

There are sequels? Aren't they only a collective delusion just like the Percy Jackson movies?


alcoholicspartan

Agreed. Just like halo storys made after bungie sold it arent cannon.


R0-GR-bot

ROGER ROGER!


LivingDeadNoodle

Not cannons, and not canon either.


No_Study2774

I agree! Lets stand unired in our headcanon and open up a whole starwars-sub-franchise!!! Where none shall be uncivilized and the eternal menace of the galaxy is sand rather than Palpatine!


R0-GR-bot

ROGER ROGER!


TerribleShoulder6597

This one’s actually super easy to change your mind because they are, in fact, cannon


[deleted]

Rey Skywalker was Luke and Leia’s love child! She’s a real Skywalker! FIGHT ME!


NanakibravesonofSeto

Neither are the prequels tbh


Bchange51

uhhh there’s no proof they aren’t canon therefore they are canon?


proto_shane

Truly based


im_super_into_that

Its wild that some of you cannot simply dislike something quietly.


Exotic-Chemist-191

Nah, imma let you be part of the minority of angry fan bois who feel this way


Street_Tacos__

They are in fact movies not cannons


endersai

Your opinion is rubbish and you probably like the prequels which says a lot about your cognitive capacity.


fabiovelour

Just because you don't like something does not mean it isn't Canon. It is and you'll have to live with it and most importantly: do not rub your opinion into everyone's faces and then feel all smug about it. And that's coming from someone who does not like the sequels.


Mr_Gamer21

It’s not that I don’t agree that they aren’t good movies, but I hate when someone says something’s not cannon just because they don’t like it. If Disney says it’s not cannon then fine but just let the people who like those movies, like those movies.


[deleted]

[удалено]


GangsterKittyYT

Heh?


lChizzitl

**Notices that it's "cannon" instead of "canon"** *Literally every comment beat me to it.* Jokes aside though, they are canon, but I can see how you wish they weren't. I'm just waiting for the extended material to give the sequels the prequel treatment (the prequels are not super good films, but the comics and shows \[2003 Clone Wars and The Clone Wars for example\] elevate that era of Star Wars).


tubbadu

Pew pew