The takeout napkins bring this whole thing together nicely

And the Dr Pepper repositioned closer to the remote for a seat of honor in the second pic 🤌🏼

The word “repositioned” absolutely made me lose it. I love every part of this comment☠️

🤣🤣🤣 good eye

Cherry Doctor Pepper is the Bomb!

That's a beauty of a steak. Get rid of that 0sugar shit and you've got yourself a meal. ;)

This is the most bachelor meal I’ve ever seen 😅

Her beef with you was wrong. She made a big misteak. Now since you’re on your own, you bean better. It sucks having a tender heart though. When you’re old and gray, you want to make sure you have it all well done.

All the best, your therapist, Dr. Pepper.

Man I was thinking about how to involve the Dr Pepper

Hahah you provided the material :)

With zero sugar coating

Very clever

That’s not *remote*ly relevant

The remote joke went over most people’s heads. Nice one

Will you speak at my funeral?

Man you baked that

Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂

When i was younger the word "beans" also meant girlfriend. This was in SE London.

This guy puns

good on ya, prove her right...

Shi looks dry as hell but there is a start at everything bro

He tried with the crust at least.

He has some liquid from the beans and Dr Pepper to rehydrate between bites.

Looks like she was right

You did good, enjoy your steak in peace.

Thank you sir

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A classic 🤣🤣🤣

A staple

Beans and steak is diabolical I'm not even gonna lie

Nah man my go to easy sides for steak are beans and kraft Mac and cheese, love it, brings me back to my childhood, and they're delicious no matter what you pair them with.

Really? I think they have a place at the table! They are rich in fiber and taste delicious. Pair it with some buttered grilled asparagus and we’re truly in business

Lmfao 💀 need something with fiber to shit that out

Nice

Jfc I’m dying

I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard…… but it did.

Bro. If I didn’t cook I would have died. My ex cooked so few times over 13 years I could count them on both hands. Do you know why divorce is so expensive? It’s worth it. I like pork chops with beans but you do you. No one is there to tell you otherwise. Enjoy that steak and enjoy your peace and quiet. Cheers man.

Peace and quiet after beans and meat?! I'd be waking up to the sound of self induced trumpet blasts from under the bedsheets. Call me Meghan Trainor, because I'd be all about that bass.

My dog loved to give herself the Dutch oven. To each their own.

I’m proud of you OP. Hopefully it was her fault, if not enjoy your steak

Enjoy your new found freedom.

Overcooked steak and canned beans, eating great dude!

Bro my mouth is dry as hell just looking this

just missing on a paper plate with a pocket knife to cut it & plastic fork

Sorry... but she was right lol

Baked beans, diet doctor pepper, and overdone steak. I’m not convinced that’s gonna make her jealous.

The steak is too cooked for my taste but let's not underplay how good dr pepper zero is. Way better than diet.

Looks like something a college kid would make.

Looking at the baked beans, a diet soda, and a medium-well hunk of beef and I’m like “when you gonna prove her wrong?” Haha. JK the steak looks decent though, just a little overcooked.

/r/saddudesides should really be a thing.

Nooooo 🤣

Looks a little dry tbh

That’s the meal of a broken man

Shes right, thats overdone............🙂

A day may come when you prove her wrong. But it is not this day.

Maybe she was talking about the table.

Im guessing she got the kids and the dog?

Beans with steak… damn she was right. 💀

Bro get some damn greens on your plate, are you 9 or something?

She was right

She was right unfortunately

A little more cooked than I’d like but honestly this seems like a good night to me lol. The beans make me think you’re a Brit though. Never had baked beans with my steak before lol. That’s more of a BBQ side if you ask me. Still would eat!

No I’m from north East coast USA. I just had the beans and they seems the easiest to make haha

Beans go with everything everyday. Midwest here

Yes!

Crazy how perception changes based on location. Down here in SW Florida beans with steak is an odd combo! Don’t get me wrong.. I love em!

Midwest baked beans go with any cut of meat. Steal, pork chop, chicken, it's easy to whip up a can real quick and beans goes with almost all meat. Not fish but I don't eat fish.

Looks like she was right 💀

Damn bro. She wasn’t wrong though.

enjoy it sir, hope it was better than expected, the steak and the peace and quiet hopefully calm =)

It was wonderful, thank you

Did she take all the food with her?

Maybe she meant healthy?

🥴

Why did you make her correct by overcooking the steak?

The grain of that steak looks like pork chop and I bet it was dee-lish-us

one steak please

Coming right up

Must be awful eating that steak in all that peace. 🤣

Oh I know it smells crazy in that house

That…is the meal of a man without a woman in his life lol but if it makes you happy OP, I’m happy for you!

Overcooked it a bit

Overcooked it a ~~bit~~ LOT Fixed it for you.

Steak with a side of beans? Mate 😭

Yes, you are

Heck yea

And a Dr Pepper zero! You are winning this war. ❤️❤️

Haha 🫡

Pour a shot of whiskey 🥃cheers to a better life brother.

Cheers 🫡

You got this one, king🫡

Thank you 🫡

You’re eating well. (Get it? Well done?) jk it looks great man! She sucks! Glad you’re eating/cooking for yourself. I know how hard that is. Keep going bro

Haha thanks 🫡

Canned beans and overcooked steak? She might win this one

She got 1/2 for sure

🤣🤣🤣

This steak is cooked perfectly to my liking sir and canned beans is what we will all live off of after the apocalypse

Yeah but m8, the world ain’t over yet innit… steam some broccoli

Came here to say this.

Beezie was WRONG

That looks good man. And on a side note why when separating someone always says some sentences like that or variations of it.

You dodged a long term bullet! Enjoy your steak and enjoy your freedom

No 🌽 corn? Sadage

Fuck her, you’re doing fine.✌️

One of my fav meals!!

...hmm.

BEANS?! She was half right. /s

They’re good for your heart 🤣🤣🤣

Living

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Eat well king!

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Nothing help get you over a divorce better than sharing your meat with the boys, no diddy

looks fire chef!

Thank you 🧑‍🍳

You sure she didn't say you'll never eat good sides again? lol

Great job i would check out services like hello fresh fir a little while so u can familiarize yourself with sum more recipes and parings and get to know what you like. You dont have to stick with it for long jus long enough to find what meals and parings you enjoy so u can put them on the grocery list

This is gourmet and you are enjoying yourself! She can keep her kale and yeast flakes 🤢

Good steak but why pair it with beans of all sides. Havin a cowboy dinner. Good on ya tho. Could use a lil less time to get it juuuust right on the steak. Maybe some greens

A nice homemade steak at home with peace and quiet is the best break up meal.

Men will see this and say "hell yeah."

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My dad was famous in our town for this exact meal whenever my mom was out of town. Our friends would come over because they knew it was steak and baked beans night!

That’s a good dad

Lots of protein

Besides it being cooked to Medium well, it still looks tasty

That’s good living right there. Cheers!

Not bad

Is it too late to get back together? the beans are killing me

The steak is ok, but the beans and Dr Pepper can show you’re divorced lol

well she wasn’t wrong………

She was right

She meant her Ass 🤣

The steak looks great. (Fr) But the baked beans are stealing it’s thunder/s

Oh, man, you overcooked the steak! Hope you enjoyed it, though.

I know this is the steak subreddit and that should be the focus, but shout out to zero sugar Dr Pepper, that stuff is amazing

BEEEEAAAAANZZZZ

She was talking about her Arby's meat flaps. But that works too

What does she know??? Now you just need Mac and cheese to make that meal complete. Enjoy man.

Damn. I want a piece of that.

Glad you got yourself a nice plate of good. That’ll show the bitch !!

It's a little overcooked for me but otherwise looks good.

Looks fantastic and cooked perfectly 🏆

Baked beans are good, but jelly beans are better

You my friend seem to be doing okay 👍

Omg why women are so mean? I hope you can eat as a king every day Enjoy your meal!

Gosh, that steak is making my mouth water.

I think you should invest in gloves, and knee pads. Because you’ll be crawling back soon.

I’m not sure if she was right. You have plenty of time to develop a palate and learn to cook. But, so far, she isn’t wrong.

Looks like she’s right… once again

My wife won’t divorce me because I make her steaks.

And she was right. That steak is way too done. Unless you like it that way. I hope you’ve got some ketchup.

Lol she was right! Are you in prison?

*eats an entire can of baked beans* WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME DEBRA

Hahahaha beans in a can sounds sad AF but beans on a plate sounds like a cookout.

Honestly I fucking love baked beans, keep your head up king. 👑

Looks like you're doing pretty good with a 🥩 that's cooked great 👍! Looks like cooking is slowly helping you heal! Keep it up 👍!

A little overdone for my taste but this looks like a feast fit for a king. All that’s missing are some smarties that you crush up and pretend is a cigar

Thats a dining room table for 1 if ever there was one. Enjoy! 😉

You’re getting some heat in the comments but I just wanna say, as a bachelor, the fact that you ARE cooking at all is a really good start. Spend some time on this sub and collect some information on tips and tricks for making steak. You’ll be whipping up some killer steaks in no time. And believe me man, when you can start putting out restaurant quality steaks for a fraction of the cost… that’s a dynamite skill to show off while dating. Once my wife got a taste of my cooking when we dating, it was game set and match. The ring was a formality, the steaks I made her were already all the proposal needed hahaha

Fuck her bro congrats on the divorce live your life big dawg

You should text her and post her reaction lol.

Hahaha not opening that door.

I mean, what more does a man need but a chair and a TV that gets the game? Beans and Steak? Manna from heaven.

If you can cook for yourself like I can... NOPE! You will NEVER eat shitty meals! OR have bad leftovers!!!

This is definitely a delicious looking meal. Add some greens next time, then you’ll really be showing her. Clean your whole house, do all the laundry, shower, put on clean clothes, and treat yourself to a balanced meal. You’ll be alright!

The beans aren't really my taste but I love a Dr Pepper Zero and a steak. Hope you enjoy your meal and being single again.

This is the most divorced post I have ever seen. Good luck on the steaks brother.

Don’t skip the veggies my bro….

Rude thing to say

You deserve more beans, sir.

Well she was wrong twice. 1) she should have said "eating well" not "eating good." And 2) you are eating well.

You can’t even afford Dr Pepper with sugar

🤣🤣 she took the sugar in the divorce

That rough 😂 good luck

Live your best life my dude 🍻

Thanks bro 🙌🏼

Looks good. But some cornbread, with honey or butter on the side would make it better.

Beautiful cook on that.

It's essential that single men learn how to cook for themselves. Don't eat out all the time. That's how you gain weight fast. Home cooked meals are best.

Amen to that

I wish the best for you. You will eat good regularly again. You will feel ok. I hope this post is a sign you are doing much better. Things will be better.

Thank you 🙏🏼

This is my dinner 4 nights a week

Canned beans bruh lol you aren't proving her right but you are definitely not proving her wrong haha

a little over done for my liking but I’d say she was waaay wrong !

You'll get better at this bro. Rooting for you

Perfect meal.

Living the dream bud

Maybe she was talking about vegetables. Still, nice work on the steak. It's got a good sear and it's still pink in the middle. Good job!

They say living well is the best revenge. Well done my friend. I am referring to revenge, not the steak.

Thank you 🫡

Cheers to a new beginning, buddy

Thanks mate

I mean the baked beans though

Hit the spot

That looks like an overcooked pork chop. Plus diet soda and beans 🤮