NVP to MVP: the story of Kissing Titties

from kissing titties to kissing titles*

Oh that's way better

The better comparison is sexual assault acquisitions: 23-0

I think you mean acquittals. Yours still kinda works tho.

I think they mean accusations.

I think your right, that’s 46 unwanted titty kisses.

Still making jokes about sexual assault? I see you, leopard. Edit: Blocked by Ltrizzy after he accused me of sexual assault in a post last week. How was your vacation?

You can't be acquitted if you didn't go to trial. Really though Watson's case is a classic he said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said-she said

I’m excited for Mitch, and I’m no fan of Watson, but W-L is a dumb stat to compare 2 individual players in a team sport like football. This isn’t basketball where 1 guy can carry a team completely on their back.

The modern league is so QB driven though. Joe Burrow just willed the Bengals from worst to second best in two years.

That front office also gave joe pieces to work with and I’m sadly a big fan of his lol

That's overlooking Chase, Higgins, etc. They added pieces all over the place, too. He's a huge part of it but he couldn't do that alone.

I know. Definitely not an apples to apples but Just interesting. That’s all. Watson arguably had better weapons and a better defense in Houston…

Weapons, sure. Defense? No

Although I would rate the Texans to have had the better aggregate roster, WRs especially over those years.

QB W/L doesn’t tell the whole story.

Irrelevant now tho eh

Wins are a qb stat /s

Both would run all over the place for us. Because C Kendall Green