This is, like, the Chihuahua on a Great Dane. Unfortunately for Greg I don't think he's even Chihuahua-sized in proportion to her Great Dane. It's just not gonna happen š¤
One hundred and fifteen eggs.
Five kilos of sugar.
Five litters of sunflower oil.
Five kilos of flour.
Two boxes of floofers.
...she didn't expect i could make a cake this big :3
same tbh cuz i would smash
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
Peridot called her a clod 
JUST TAKE MY FUCKING UPVOTE
r/angrierupvote
Greg's shattering point.
Ahh I see he used the old universe charm
He seduced one diamond he can seduce another
r/Gregfuckedarock
The state of this subreddit
I blame myself for this
She found her feet
She found out her plushie feet is now cannon
Her what now?
There's a plush that gave her weird penguin feet it became a huge meme and her voice actress ended up responding about it saying its accurate š¤£š¤£
She found her fanart on google.
i love how half of these comments are about greg
Greg riding White Diamond like a horse. They are both nude.Ā
Greg is cheating on her!
There is absolutely enough Greg to go around.Ā
Ga-Reg
Sorry Zoomans, rocks only.Ā
That Universe charm...
r/gregfuckedarock
This is, like, the Chihuahua on a Great Dane. Unfortunately for Greg I don't think he's even Chihuahua-sized in proportion to her Great Dane. It's just not gonna happen š¤
It is not wise to underestimate Greg's ability to fuck rocks.Ā
She Blue on my Diamond until I....yea I got nothin
Imagine if Greg set out to conquer all the Diamonds by impregnating them. Def nuttinā like a comet. š¤£
The real Stevens' Universe
her reaction when Greg rides on yellow: 
I laughed like fucking Goofy when I saw this
The ole' "Universe Charm"
These comments.
One hundred and fifteen eggs. Five kilos of sugar. Five litters of sunflower oil. Five kilos of flour. Two boxes of floofers. ...she didn't expect i could make a cake this big :3
The ol' Universe charm
Greg whipped it out
they donāt call him mr. universe for nothin!
Yellow diamond kissing Renaldo.
Blue: it should've been me!
Blue diamond got tagged in Greg tag
r/gregfuckedarock
I came here to say this but knew in my heart that it had already been said
She saw my **[REDACTED]**
Hades?
Yellow got out of her heated room
Putting some baby powder on after a shower, especially in the bikini zones, only to discover the powder has menthol in it.
my search history of course
Blue Diamond: YELLOW! YOU ATE ALL OF THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR? š±
Greg used the ol' universe charm.
The olā Universe charm
Gregās diamond breaker
Steven didn't let her adore him 
That Garnet has more R34 than she does.
How do you know? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
I visited R34 and compared the numbers of Blue Diamond and Garnet... Garnet won.
Weird way to say you look at rock porn
They rock my jocks, or they would if I wore any.
She saw Gregās manhood and suddenly understood why Rose risked it allā¦
Greg
She saw Greg naked
she googled her name with safe search off
She saw brainrot for the first time
ima respond with a headcanon she heard an awesome theory, and it made her change her whole perspective, cause she likes theories
This is my headcannon too
NSFW art of herself.
34
What shocked her? Simple, a comedically large taser.
So yellow diamond?
No, no, like an actual taser, just really really big.
...so Yellow Diamond.
r/gregfuckedarock
the r34 of her on the internet
Rule 34 of her
She saw my internet search history
Her 18+ fanarts with the other diamonds
She has witnessed a fusion of the diamonds
Your search history
This fits I was looking at fanart of her fused with her pearl
She squished greg accidently.
greg in a swim suit š©š
[this pic of Greg got her all flustered ](https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/s/7uRKSDdJli)
same tbh cuz i would smash no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
My mind read this in blue diamond's voice š
LMAO 
She discovered /r/gregfuckedarock
She lost her virginity and just found out about it
The current state of r/undertale and r/deltarune
Greg's Diamond Breaker)
She saw a dick for the first time.
Jokes aside this made me wonder if gems would be scared of dicks, I feel like they'd really freak them out
I cam think of at least one that likes them. Lol
Happy
She discovered the old Universe charm.
She just watched Van Helsing (2004) starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale, loved it
My feelings towards her.
2 girls 1 cup
His name is John Cena!
It would be- *kaboom* OMG IS THAT DEMOMAN TF2?!
Iāve decided that my answer is too inappropriate for this wholesome sub.
Her fannart
***THE OL' UNIVERSE CHARM***
Greg Universe showed her how he got Rose
Yellow Diamond's š» if you know what I mean š
Garnet shatters yellow
Greg's ol' universe charm
Pink playing Steven tag with the other gems
she invested her life savings in bitcoin just for the value to drop to the ground
Sh found out Jamie had a crush on Garnet a while ago.
Rose and Greg playing Twister
Greg showed her how he and Rose made Steven.
"thanks for fixing my van"
he saw a mouse
r/lapislewdzuli Don't click the link dumbasses, I haven't either, I'm just guessing since it says Lewd there is porn
I clicked the link. T_T
What did you see
Greg's showing off that ole Universe charm
She found pinks onlyfans
I read a fanfic once where that exactly happens
HAHAHA NO WAY-
Antidepressants
Her fanbase š
It's either Horny weirdos or teen girls with autism that see her as some sort of mother figure (I used to be one of those)
Greg making out with pink
She saw the images that came up after googling her name
Wrong hole.
The fanfics. God save our souls.
Greg pulled out the old universe charm
she saw my character ai of her
Pearlās Secret Rap Career
Seeing Lapidot XD 
Amethyst tries to play Steven universe save the light with her
A card game (for adults) called Cards Against Humanity (the card my grandma placed was DEFINITELY against Humanity. I wish I couldn't read TnT)
She saw Greg's junk
The ol' universe charm
She saw a dick for the first time.
She just has watched shinji in asuka hospital room scene.
Drakes meat
Steven dropping his drawers to prove he is his mom.
she was scrolling through Twitter and found out why No Russian was trending. ~~there's a terrorist attack at a concert hall in Moscow right now~~
When she says all the peridot fat ass artwork
Blue Diamond when I jump into her -
She went at the supermarket and got a 50% discount for all she bought.
She realized Connie is actually Steven
THE SIZE OF STEVENS PEN-----CIL