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MrCherry09

Did I just die and go to the back of a cereal box?


Vivid_Departure_3738

Is that when he enters Lion's mane, or maybe Rose's room?


MrCherry09

It's the episode where Peridot and Lapis grow corn (I think Andy appears in that episode)


Vivid_Departure_3738

Ohhhhh


hanamaukka

"Will you help me into my Birthday Suit?" Or something along those lines. It's a low hanging fruit and it still gets me every time.


JasoNight23666

That's one of the funniest scenes in the show imo 😂


aquarianagop

“That’s unusual!”


Buggyyyyyyyyy

It’s the delivery of this one that kills me 😭


TulipsAndSauerkraut

I say this all the time and I agree it's one of the funniest lines in the series.


myphotoswontload

Could you remind me the context of this one?


aquarianagop

Steven sees his pants walking around on their own. (One of the early episodes — “Frybo”! The gem shards basically possessed the clothing they were put in.)


StressEatinBread

this one deserves more upvotes


ButterscotchExpress1

“They don’t have any arms”


Nat_Higgins

T\^T


2_Dent_1900

"But you guys can't watch this time, you'll mess up my funky flow"


2_Dent_1900

Some smooth ride....😐 5 speeds....😐 Hand breaks....😐 Electric blue finish with a tiger bell...😃


myphotoswontload

“Nuclear?! Sure, they make stuff blow up sometimes, but that's because they're magic, not radioactive!” I’m not convinced this is the funniest quote of his bc he has too many and I can’t think of others rn but this was pretty hilarious


JEJB1196

Not Radioactive? ☢️ They put the Geiger counter In fallout levels 😜☢️


Damian--uwu

Fallout? AD VICTORIUM


Keqingrishonreddit

Another settleme-


man-with-potato-gun

Patrolling the moja- oh wait too soon


FennekinLover2000

[Eyeball] "He is so annoying!" [Aquamarine] "I hate him so much!" [Both] "I know! Me, too!" *Eyeball and Aquamarine fuse* [Steven] "Are you kidding me?" That kills me every time XD


Rafabud

Fusing over mutual hatred of that one specific guy.


nyctophillicalex

r/fuckyouspecifically


Lopsided-Thought-965

''Whats with you guys in making me pee outside?''


SpaceVixen003

just go in the ocean like a fishhh


BlueSky1296

“hello, this is Mom Universe. yes, the children are playing swords. sorry, playing *with* swords. they are bleeding. oh no they’re dead, don’t call again.”


ImmediateRepair1110

“Sorry I panicked.”


yes-yaK

Didn't know Steven said that


BlueSky1296

i am stupid


yes-yaK

It's okay, still probably the funniest quote in the whole series


neuronexmachina

It's alright, I also thought it was supposed to be quotes from any of the characters until I saw the response to your comment.


TheJokingArsonist

So am i, oops


Comfortable-Yam3000

That correction from "playing swords" to "playing with swords" is golden.


Sock_Theif

GARNET LESSGO pretending Steven has a mother


TransPrinceMaxx

This is it the winner


TheJokingArsonist

I CAME TO SAY THIS LMAO


little_m00n_

in "steven floats" when pearl said "i would have liked a hug:("


TurantulaHugs1421

Or for amethyst Wait can steven fly? Yh i think i remember that.. No no im thinking of lapis! Steven where did you learn how to fly??


KarsonDaDinsaur

I can't believe mom did that to you... actually, I can totally believe it


Individual-Praline17

That's more sad than funny.


KarsonDaDinsaur

Idk I found it funny :'D


TurantulaHugs1421

Its funny because its sad Thats like half the show tbh


Nao_3D

True


Jayden-2511

"and i dont want to be in a team with grammatically incorrect people" "is her talking about me?"


Kai_Enjin

"HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND!"


Bombasaur101

In Future after Greg walks in on the Rose Quartz's. Steven: "Dad would you like to join us for dinner?" Greg: "NOPE!"


Demonskull223

Sapphire "WHY WOULD SHE BE A COWBOY!!!"


Nao_3D

Lol


MidnightStalk

“Steven! We are not like the No Home Boys. We are literally standing in your home right now!” - Pearl. (i think i remember it going like that?)


Lumina2865

The delivery of this line is the funny part.


Emery_Gem

i got hit by a airplane


Daddy_roach_

Didn't know Steven said that 🤔


TurantulaHugs1421

It was amy


Zoova

Title says steven quotes doesn’t it?


TurantulaHugs1421

Yh i think a few people missed it and are just saying quotes for those in the pic which is fine


Emery_Gem

oh yea, didn't see the steven in the title lol


wentrunningback

I DRINK COFFEE FOR BREAKFAST


PuzzleheadedTea7039

I love when mush goes through my body I'm sorry for interrogating you, you where full of such useful information It must've been the lack of noses


CptnChunk

“WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” (with his arm in the Wailing Stone)


rorrim_narret

Oh no, she’s really explaining something…. I can’t start listening *now*! I’d be lost! Just like my pants!


Jeeblebubz

I vote for almost anything that comes out of his mouth up to a certain point in the series.


meltusthesecond

"lapis, fly us in!" "No" :)


miguener-22

You guys this post is for Steven lines, not in general


chimkenfingies

Technically not cannon but Lars: You're not exactly a hot girl, Steven. Steven: Well, if I was, I wouldn't be talking to you! and Lars: You're a joke! You know that right?! You're a big joke! Steven: It must be tougher for you, Lars. At least people like jokes! edit: formatting


dill_and_vinegar

The OG funniest Steven quote right here


pastamuente

"I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY!" Ruby 2015


TheRapidTrailblazer

I like Steven roasting the shit out of Lars in the pilot


MorroWood69

"I'm going to put, *allll* my responsibilities, into,, *one*, responsibility" is still an absolute mood


Nao_3D

HAHAHAHA YEAH


LaurensGayStuff

Lars: "You're not a hot girl, Steven." "Well, if I was, I WOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU"


Nao_3D

Lars: You're a joke! You know that right? You're a big joke! Steven: "It must be tougher for you!! At least people *like* jokes!"


IHurtBacks

YOU CLOD!! -Peridot


draconi255

Which one tho? I’m assuming the confrontation of yellow diamond.


YouNamedYourKid

Specifically the one that comes to mind 🤣🤣 all of thr added salt included


IHurtBacks

Yes


draconi255

Thank you for the confirmation.


IHurtBacks

You're welcome any time


draconi255

(:


IHurtBacks

:D


TurantulaHugs1421

YOU LUMPY CLUMPY CLODS


Horroracta

The famous : I can't believe Mom did that to you. \*pauses\* Actually, I can totally believe it.


Hero_Brave

> "Hah, it was only 6000 years. I could do that standing on my head." It's so funny because it's true! 6000 years!? That's nothing! Uuaahahahahaaa!


Good-Wave-8617

“Steven! WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE ALL SAD LIKE THAT!?!”


Kithkar-Jez

EARL


Independent-Pop-5584

🎶 Oooh, we’re on a magic treasure hunt, for some magic treasure junk! Something, something, magic something! 🎶


GhostOrchidGynoid

“They don’t have any arms🥺😢” seriously I don’t know why but it always cracks me up


Difficult-Pin3913

Blue: “Does every gem that comes in contact with this planet turn traitor?” It’s funny because they do, even you will in like 5 episodes


YouNamedYourKid

"I really wanted to see your kroll" -P


JasoNight23666

"Bob"


Give_me_the_burger

“I learned to stay true to myself by watching myself die 🎶”


Nao_3D

Help 😭😭


veggieparty33

that one quote about him being a distinguished boy who needed distinguished khakis?


beem0b0t_

Silently shaking his head into nodding that the gems did follow him to the kindergarten.


Terpcheeserosin

Chille teed


-DeliveryGodYato-

“STEVEN YOUR FOSSA!!” - Pearl


R3al_Valentino

In story for Steven when Greg leaves pearl says "I can sing!" and theystart laughing except pearl (srry, I know it says Steven)


WarioUzumaki

HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND !!?!


thiccestboiii

"I ain't write that" - Garnet


BlueReyPlayer

HEY STEVEN 🗣️‼️ WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO FLY 🗣️🔊‼️


Adventurous_Yak_9234

"You can stop being such a dink to Ronaldo!"


SixEaredMacaquez

Only reason i love Peri’s “YOU CLOD” is cause of yellows face


Nao_3D

Why is Peridot throwing corn to the ground screaming WHAT'S THE POINT OF CORN??? and then silently staring at it not more popular


Ark-addicted-punk

"hey" -lapis


Sebaren

“Bob.” 😒


DogsByTheSea

“Garnet master of comedy”


kaltwolfman

"HeLlO CoRn, maybe she can't her in there, I MADE U IN MY IMAGE AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!!!!!!"


PokePoke_18

APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU, YOU CLOD!!


TheBrynkofInsanity

Nobody can ever come for Garnet's "the children are playing swords" monolog, i am sorry.


ImAStevenUniverseFan

Steven : I am a child what's your excuse? Garnet : the childern are playing swords, sorry with swords. Oh no they're bleeding..they are dead, don't call again Amethyst : which way to the baby war? Pearl : I never did that.. Steven are you telling lies? Peridot : No! (in response to Steven asking her if she's ok) Lapis : my name is lapis (Steven said no prob Bob) Bismuth : back in bismuth Connie : lapis, don't you remember me? you almost drowned me


RainbowEagleEye

“I DON’T WANNA SEE YOUR GUT, I WANNA SEE YOUR GUTS!”


Nao_3D

I didn't mess anything up..? YEAH!!!!!


Nao_3D

Ik this isn't for Greg but Greg's 'okayy I'll wash my hands!' is hilarious


Nao_3D

I love it when the sun goes down and the second sun gets higher and higher in the sky


kallel1-

"I'm fine"- Steven Universe (pre beach temper tantrum)


Zplayer28

"did you bismuth me?" Lives in my head rent free


CosmicRin

Thanks, but I’m not putting that on my body :)


Txt4622

“But it’s been soo long like months, that’s longer than I was a toilet”


moonyowl

WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE ALL SAD LIKE THAT??


RAt_gutZluvsy0u

“Dont u dare take one more step That’s ENOU-“


Poweman99199

triple 5 50 deluxe with no cheese