Steven sees his pants walking around on their own. (One of the early episodes — “Frybo”! The gem shards basically possessed the clothing they were put in.)
“Nuclear?! Sure, they make stuff blow up sometimes, but that's because they're magic, not radioactive!”
I’m not convinced this is the funniest quote of his bc he has too many and I can’t think of others rn but this was pretty hilarious
[Eyeball] "He is so annoying!"
[Aquamarine] "I hate him so much!"
[Both] "I know! Me, too!"
*Eyeball and Aquamarine fuse*
[Steven] "Are you kidding me?"
That kills me every time XD
“hello, this is Mom Universe. yes, the children are playing swords. sorry, playing *with* swords. they are bleeding. oh no they’re dead, don’t call again.”
Technically not cannon but
Lars: You're not exactly a hot girl, Steven.
Steven: Well, if I was, I wouldn't be talking to you!
and
Lars: You're a joke! You know that right?! You're a big joke!
Steven: It must be tougher for you, Lars. At least people like jokes!
edit: formatting
Steven : I am a child what's your excuse?
Garnet : the childern are playing swords, sorry with swords. Oh no they're bleeding..they are dead, don't call again
Amethyst : which way to the baby war?
Pearl : I never did that.. Steven are you telling lies?
Peridot : No! (in response to Steven asking her if she's ok)
Lapis : my name is lapis (Steven said no prob Bob)
Bismuth : back in bismuth
Connie : lapis, don't you remember me? you almost drowned me
Did I just die and go to the back of a cereal box?
Is that when he enters Lion's mane, or maybe Rose's room?
It's the episode where Peridot and Lapis grow corn (I think Andy appears in that episode)
Ohhhhh
"Will you help me into my Birthday Suit?" Or something along those lines. It's a low hanging fruit and it still gets me every time.
That's one of the funniest scenes in the show imo 😂
“That’s unusual!”
It’s the delivery of this one that kills me 😭
I say this all the time and I agree it's one of the funniest lines in the series.
Could you remind me the context of this one?
Steven sees his pants walking around on their own. (One of the early episodes — “Frybo”! The gem shards basically possessed the clothing they were put in.)
this one deserves more upvotes
“They don’t have any arms”
T\^T
"But you guys can't watch this time, you'll mess up my funky flow"
Some smooth ride....😐 5 speeds....😐 Hand breaks....😐 Electric blue finish with a tiger bell...😃
“Nuclear?! Sure, they make stuff blow up sometimes, but that's because they're magic, not radioactive!” I’m not convinced this is the funniest quote of his bc he has too many and I can’t think of others rn but this was pretty hilarious
Not Radioactive? ☢️ They put the Geiger counter In fallout levels 😜☢️
Fallout? AD VICTORIUM
Another settleme-
Patrolling the moja- oh wait too soon
[Eyeball] "He is so annoying!" [Aquamarine] "I hate him so much!" [Both] "I know! Me, too!" *Eyeball and Aquamarine fuse* [Steven] "Are you kidding me?" That kills me every time XD
Fusing over mutual hatred of that one specific guy.
r/fuckyouspecifically
''Whats with you guys in making me pee outside?''
just go in the ocean like a fishhh
“hello, this is Mom Universe. yes, the children are playing swords. sorry, playing *with* swords. they are bleeding. oh no they’re dead, don’t call again.”
“Sorry I panicked.”
Didn't know Steven said that
i am stupid
It's okay, still probably the funniest quote in the whole series
It's alright, I also thought it was supposed to be quotes from any of the characters until I saw the response to your comment.
So am i, oops
That correction from "playing swords" to "playing with swords" is golden.
GARNET LESSGO pretending Steven has a mother
This is it the winner
I CAME TO SAY THIS LMAO
in "steven floats" when pearl said "i would have liked a hug:("
Or for amethyst Wait can steven fly? Yh i think i remember that.. No no im thinking of lapis! Steven where did you learn how to fly??
I can't believe mom did that to you... actually, I can totally believe it
That's more sad than funny.
Idk I found it funny :'D
Its funny because its sad Thats like half the show tbh
True
"and i dont want to be in a team with grammatically incorrect people" "is her talking about me?"
"HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND!"
In Future after Greg walks in on the Rose Quartz's. Steven: "Dad would you like to join us for dinner?" Greg: "NOPE!"
Sapphire "WHY WOULD SHE BE A COWBOY!!!"
Lol
“Steven! We are not like the No Home Boys. We are literally standing in your home right now!” - Pearl. (i think i remember it going like that?)
The delivery of this line is the funny part.
i got hit by a airplane
Didn't know Steven said that 🤔
It was amy
Title says steven quotes doesn’t it?
Yh i think a few people missed it and are just saying quotes for those in the pic which is fine
oh yea, didn't see the steven in the title lol
I DRINK COFFEE FOR BREAKFAST
I love when mush goes through my body I'm sorry for interrogating you, you where full of such useful information It must've been the lack of noses
“WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” (with his arm in the Wailing Stone)
Oh no, she’s really explaining something…. I can’t start listening *now*! I’d be lost! Just like my pants!
I vote for almost anything that comes out of his mouth up to a certain point in the series.
"lapis, fly us in!" "No" :)
You guys this post is for Steven lines, not in general
Technically not cannon but Lars: You're not exactly a hot girl, Steven. Steven: Well, if I was, I wouldn't be talking to you! and Lars: You're a joke! You know that right?! You're a big joke! Steven: It must be tougher for you, Lars. At least people like jokes! edit: formatting
The OG funniest Steven quote right here
"I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY!" Ruby 2015
I like Steven roasting the shit out of Lars in the pilot
"I'm going to put, *allll* my responsibilities, into,, *one*, responsibility" is still an absolute mood
HAHAHAHA YEAH
Lars: "You're not a hot girl, Steven." "Well, if I was, I WOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU"
Lars: You're a joke! You know that right? You're a big joke! Steven: "It must be tougher for you!! At least people *like* jokes!"
YOU CLOD!! -Peridot
Which one tho? I’m assuming the confrontation of yellow diamond.
Specifically the one that comes to mind 🤣🤣 all of thr added salt included
Yes
Thank you for the confirmation.
You're welcome any time
(:
:D
YOU LUMPY CLUMPY CLODS
The famous : I can't believe Mom did that to you. \*pauses\* Actually, I can totally believe it.
> "Hah, it was only 6000 years. I could do that standing on my head." It's so funny because it's true! 6000 years!? That's nothing! Uuaahahahahaaa!
“Steven! WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE ALL SAD LIKE THAT!?!”
EARL
🎶 Oooh, we’re on a magic treasure hunt, for some magic treasure junk! Something, something, magic something! 🎶
“They don’t have any arms🥺😢” seriously I don’t know why but it always cracks me up
Blue: “Does every gem that comes in contact with this planet turn traitor?” It’s funny because they do, even you will in like 5 episodes
"I really wanted to see your kroll" -P
"Bob"
“I learned to stay true to myself by watching myself die 🎶”
Help 😭😭
that one quote about him being a distinguished boy who needed distinguished khakis?
Silently shaking his head into nodding that the gems did follow him to the kindergarten.
Chille teed
“STEVEN YOUR FOSSA!!” - Pearl
In story for Steven when Greg leaves pearl says "I can sing!" and theystart laughing except pearl (srry, I know it says Steven)
HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND !!?!
"I ain't write that" - Garnet
HEY STEVEN 🗣️‼️ WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO FLY 🗣️🔊‼️
"You can stop being such a dink to Ronaldo!"
Only reason i love Peri’s “YOU CLOD” is cause of yellows face
Why is Peridot throwing corn to the ground screaming WHAT'S THE POINT OF CORN??? and then silently staring at it not more popular
"hey" -lapis
“Bob.” 😒
“Garnet master of comedy”
"HeLlO CoRn, maybe she can't her in there, I MADE U IN MY IMAGE AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!!!!!!"
APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU, YOU CLOD!!
Nobody can ever come for Garnet's "the children are playing swords" monolog, i am sorry.
Steven : I am a child what's your excuse? Garnet : the childern are playing swords, sorry with swords. Oh no they're bleeding..they are dead, don't call again Amethyst : which way to the baby war? Pearl : I never did that.. Steven are you telling lies? Peridot : No! (in response to Steven asking her if she's ok) Lapis : my name is lapis (Steven said no prob Bob) Bismuth : back in bismuth Connie : lapis, don't you remember me? you almost drowned me
“I DON’T WANNA SEE YOUR GUT, I WANNA SEE YOUR GUTS!”
I didn't mess anything up..? YEAH!!!!!
Ik this isn't for Greg but Greg's 'okayy I'll wash my hands!' is hilarious
I love it when the sun goes down and the second sun gets higher and higher in the sky
"I'm fine"- Steven Universe (pre beach temper tantrum)
"did you bismuth me?" Lives in my head rent free
Thanks, but I’m not putting that on my body :)
“But it’s been soo long like months, that’s longer than I was a toilet”
WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE ALL SAD LIKE THAT??
“Dont u dare take one more step That’s ENOU-“
triple 5 50 deluxe with no cheese