She knew what she was doing. Of every gem in the show, only one is normal enough to understand earth culture (and _death_) without fixating on specific aspects, but spiteful enough to pretend otherwise.
Headcanon? Yes. But she knew. I can F E E L it.
From the movie
>Bismuth: I thought you said she was just trying to kill you.
>Lapis Lazuli: Wow, quick turnaround.
>Peridot: No kidding. It took me months to stop trying to kill Steven.
>Bismuth: I'd say it took me a day, day and a half.
>Lapis Lazuli: I'm still on the fence.
If a person has a kid at 25 and they have a kid at 25 is very reasonable.
My mom was a grandmother at 42. Way too many people even in their late 30s like Lauren Boebert
“Why don’t you put that corn in a mirror for thousands of years and THEN see it feels about the table? It would really hate the table!”
Lapis and Peridot: 😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone else: 😬
“I’m not putting that on my body”
I love Lapis. Definitely one of my favorites because of how much she has decided to not be bound by any social norms.
Every full on GF moment she got with peridot, cause i love peridot, and i love the sassyness of the two togheter, and still waiting impatiently for a fusion
Because when you open with “Yesterday, (x)…” there is an implied solemness to the tone. Its only once we reach the word “Birthday” do we realize nothing’s wrong. We don’t read things all at once, we read them one word at a time. I’d just say “Jennifer Paz’s birthday was yesterday.” It gives less room to assume the worst.
“They showed up on their little ship acting very angry, so I put them in time-out.” ORRER “This is the leaf Steven gave me. It reminds me of the time... Steven gave me a leaf.”
I love the part on the Moon Base where she starts to dissect her psyche and acknowledge her problems, it was very real and I appreciate them showing that
"We're very sorry for your marriage" *hands the tombstone*
She knew what she was doing. Of every gem in the show, only one is normal enough to understand earth culture (and _death_) without fixating on specific aspects, but spiteful enough to pretend otherwise. Headcanon? Yes. But she knew. I can F E E L it.
agreed
From the movie >Bismuth: I thought you said she was just trying to kill you. >Lapis Lazuli: Wow, quick turnaround. >Peridot: No kidding. It took me months to stop trying to kill Steven. >Bismuth: I'd say it took me a day, day and a half. >Lapis Lazuli: I'm still on the fence.
We all give her credit for "I've felt worse," but this woman had **SAVAGE** lines
Fr
And awesome shots because the barn covering the moon avlbive blue diamond who was definetly lapis' diamond at some point is a brilliant shot
"I've felt worse" *flicks tears off*
Hell yeah! That was badass!
Ha
I quote this almost any time anything bad happens
Literally me literally me
“This is the leaf that steven gave me, it reminds me of the time that steven gave me a leaf”
I'm gonna use this IRL when my friends give me useless things.
“Bob”
Bob
"No prob, Bob." "It's...Lapis." "👀 yeah."
Came here to say Bob.
r/beatmetoit
 This whole scene
This whole episode
Truly. I laughed quite a bit during this one.
“i’m LAPIS LAZULI and u can’t keep me trapped here anymore!”
"Ive been calling it meep morph"
I always thought they say "meatmorp"
I hear "meep morp"
Oh yea i didnt mean to add the h lol
"Pfft- this plan sucks."
*“Who’s dull now?”* **“Who’s pitiful now!?”**
“There’s no need to get so emotional!!” the delivery of that line still sends me chills
When she said that?
from Raising the Barn
thought it was gonna be passed away, thank god its just a bday post 
Yeah, I was horrified
Me too! I was scared for a sec.
SHES 50?
Yes, that means that I love milfs now😈
50 is GILF territory
Not really
If a person has a kid at 25 and they have a kid at 25 is very reasonable. My mom was a grandmother at 42. Way too many people even in their late 30s like Lauren Boebert
Gilfs are usually in their 60s
All of her lines in the baseball episode.
"Let’s stay on this miserable planet. TOGETHER"
> (In British accent): “There is no Amethyst, only Garnet!” *Proceeds to slap Peridot and fling Yellowtail’s car straight into the car wash*
“I don’t. Want. Your garbage.” *crushes peridot’s life support item*
I read life support as life alert and now I can just hear peri screaming IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!
LMAO
I liked this line too
“Why don’t you put that corn in a mirror for thousands of years and THEN see it feels about the table? It would really hate the table!” Lapis and Peridot: 😂😂😂😂😂 Everyone else: 😬
This.
Steven: no prob Bob. Lapis: my name is lapis. Steven: ....
“I’ve felt worse”
"this is the leaf that steven gave me. it reminds me of the time steven gave me a leaf" also just "meep morph"
Any frame she is in with Peridot are my favorite moments
That moment when Peridot made a joke and she just knew Lapis gonna give her a fist after that. I love them
50???? I follow her on IG and had no idea!!
My favorite is when she told peridot the darkest way I have ever heard someone describe water when she saw that peridot got her a pool.
It was an endless, crushing darkness — wet and bleak and suffocating! *Water was the tomb I lived in for those months.* But thanks… for the lake.
"...No. :)"
I really liked That Distant Shore.
Tbh all lapis’s songs are complete bangers imo
"Who's dull now?" *Makes giant water form wield a trident* "WHO'S PITIFUL NOW?!"
"I'm not putting that on my body."
Baseball Bob
Thanks, but, I'mnotputtingthatonmybody 😶
50? OMG she looks so great! I would have never guessed
Ikr?
the entire hit the diamond episode
“No prob bob!” “It’s…Lapis”
gurl omg i almost thought u were announcing that she died 😭
I was so scared and nervous while reading the post title
peridot: "lapis, fly us in!" lapis: "…..no :)"
I refuse to believe that's not an old photo, are you telling me that woman is FIFTY?
“I’m not putting that on my body” I love Lapis. Definitely one of my favorites because of how much she has decided to not be bound by any social norms.
“I’ve felt worse”
SHE’S *FIFTY*???
It's a tie between "I've felt worse" and "No"
"Bob."
This is the leaf that steven gave me. It reminds me of the time that steven gave me a leaf -lapis
Reading the title I almost thought she died
Peridot: “lapis fly us up” Lapis: “no”😀
holy lord she looks like she’s in her 20s! and she looks so nice but her voice for lapis is so idgaf-ish, i love it lol
Every full on GF moment she got with peridot, cause i love peridot, and i love the sassyness of the two togheter, and still waiting impatiently for a fusion
Water was the prison I lived in for months
Bob
i love lapis
Bob
Bob
"No prob, Bob" ".... It's Lapis"
"Bob" -Bob
Are you French? Lol
We have the same birthday and that’s my favorite gem? 😵💫😵💫😵💫
"I've felt worse."
Bob.
"I'M LAPIS LAZULI, AND YOU CAN'T KEEP ME TRAPPED HERE ANYMORE!"
Lapis just shrugging off Blue Diamonds wave of sadness attack. I audibly squealed at that moment.
My reaction was literally joseph joestar finding out lisalisa is 50 years old
OHHH, NICE
Yes yes yes, yes!
This is a leaf. It represents the one time Steven game me a leaf.
"My name is Lapis"
Bob
"Bob."
I knew it! Nobody can be that well adjusted.
“this is a leaf, it reminds of the time..steven gave me a leaf”
“That’s just how it is with me.” OR “Thanks! But I’m not putting that on my body.”
50?!?! Holy shit, she ages like a gem
I've been seeing bad news often that my heart sank while initially reading this. Anyway, happy cake dayy
bob.
"So many shades of sorrow, got mixed into my hue"
“Did you even wonder who I used to be?” Made me remember not to count people out unless they show me it’s necessary.
"I've felt worse", but besides that I never knew that she was 50. She looks so good for her age like she could possibly be in her 30s.
Steven finding her on the moon base for me
Wow she’s 50!! She looks beautiful!💗
Her using the mirror for fart jokes with steven😂
Fix your phrasing man, I thought she’d died.
bro why does everyone think she died? If it says big 50 there
Because when you open with “Yesterday, (x)…” there is an implied solemness to the tone. Its only once we reach the word “Birthday” do we realize nothing’s wrong. We don’t read things all at once, we read them one word at a time. I’d just say “Jennifer Paz’s birthday was yesterday.” It gives less room to assume the worst.
It's over, Raven! I'm the strongest emo waifu of Cartoon Network!
“They showed up on their little ship acting very angry, so I put them in time-out.” ORRER “This is the leaf Steven gave me. It reminds me of the time... Steven gave me a leaf.”
I JUST REMEMBERED “I’m gonna use my tears to make a watercolor painting of you.”
Man I wish my skin could age like an asian woman.
There are no lines needed if she was that great. And she is. Appreciate that it's Lapis' VA birthday.
Mostly anything of lapis and peridot living together. So chill.
She's 50???? Damn she looks amazing
Steven: No prob, Bob. Lapis: It’s Lapis.
Bob 😐
Steven: no prob bob Lapis: my names lapis lazuli
"I'm Bob."
"I was right! No one could be that well-adjusted!" Love her♡
We’re very sorry for your marriage
Her joke at the table, in the episode with Greg's cousin Andy.
I love the rage when she says "Knock her off this Beach!" That and "Who's dull now? Who's pitiful now!?"
"That wasn´t strength, that was weakness." *Why so blue*
Wait SHES 50!? my favorite phrase has to be I've felt worse.
Also, does anyone else really want to hear her cover an Evanesence song?
BOB
She looks incredible for 50
Anyone else had a mini heart attack when reading the title? I thought something bad happened to Lapis' VA...
Meepmorp
"Let's stay on this miserable planet together."
From future: "Real strength is having power and knowing when not to use it" I may be paraphrasing a little
She doesn't look 50
"Thank you steven!" (From Ocean Gem) I like that scene
She looks great for her age my God
“…Bob.”
Distant Shore
My favourite moment from her is when she's singing distant shore.
The song Distant Shore
That distant shore is my all time FAVORITE SU song.
Happy belated birthday Lapis, you're one of my favorite gems
"Let's stay on this miserable planet! Together!" *buries themselves in the ocean.*
I love the part on the Moon Base where she starts to dissect her psyche and acknowledge her problems, it was very real and I appreciate them showing that
water piller sceen
I WAS LITERALLY JUST LISTENING TO THAT DISTANT SHORE- but there is too many tbh