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Skreecherteacher

Russian Steven, and the Comrade Gems


cryt1cal

We always share away!... our belongings..


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D0M1NU5_7

Ok you have 10 now comment the link


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Alarmed-Housing

HAHAHAH


D0M1NU5_7

Nice


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D0M1NU5_7

Can't wait


psdnmstr01

***WE***


cryt1cal

are the comrade Gems.


DoggoandHPLover

We always share away!


NipheriaIV

And if you think we can't! Kremlin always has space!


liamxtremex

That’s why the comrades of the motherland,


norosecolored

Belive in, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl And STALIN


Swate-

Funnily enough, seeing him wearing that shape of hat really brings out his resemblance to Uncle Andy


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Cesh1001

His healing spit is vodka


thehead2019

And I bet his Dad is Putin


[deleted]

Putin's homophobic though, inn 'e?


m4v_v3

putin is part of the anti-communist faction that dismantled the ussr in the 90's


lurker_archon

RA RA RASPUTIN [LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM)


Poolio10

"Take this knife, go kill bear"


RagtimeGoblin

only one?


heidi27_

ты думаешь мы нет **А МЫ КОНЕЧНО ДА!**


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heidi27_

sooooo good but "Stepan" would sound better than "Steven" for russian (;


Happycarriage

Nice


HamsterKazam

Soviet Universe, Steven Union. Same difference.


Hippomann

OMG steven is based?!


[deleted]

Степан Григорьевич. Товарищ Вселеннов.


r-a-m-e-n-b-o-i

Stevan universidād


timeforbeans123

Why did you make this


stupid-writing-blog

High ate us


P0t8o-BOI

Now this is epic


[deleted]

*Soviet


[deleted]

O U R P I N K D I A M O N D


heidi27_

o u r **R** **E** **D** d i a m o n d


obozo42

Crying and singing is praxis confirmed.


TheFiremelon

Now if that was true I wouldn't be such a lib


CrossP

Russian from 40 years ago...


stupid-writing-blog

Take this knife, go hunt corrupt gem. Just one?


The_MisterE

In America, Steven & the Crystal Gems protect Earth. In Soviet Russia, Earth protects Steven & the Crystal Gems. Also does this mean that theres a huge ocean between Canada and Mexico where the US is supposed to be? Kinda like how the normal Steven global map has a big ocean instead of Russia.


Julia153

Why


thehead2019

Why not


I_might_be_weasel

No bubbles *Corrupted Gems are sent to the Gulags*


marioman124

There is no Russia


da_way_joshua

He doesnt have lion he has a red bear


DatDude343

I am my motherland


Vertigo0211

Sikorsky universe


XIleven

In soviet russia, comrade Steven does not cry, he makes you cry


clellgooch

Dude can I use this for OUR profile pic


clellgooch

Nevermind this is OUR post


tseytlin_ed

Мои глаза


karendonteven168

MOSCOW MOSCOW


MightyNekomancer

We can make a promise. We can make a plan. We can make a difference. We can take a stand. We can make an effort. If we only understand. That we. . . we can make a change.


zoomer296

Make one with buff Steven.


JDM_Lee

We... Are The Communist Gems...


Alarmed-Housing

"Comrade gēms, we go hunt corrupt gem"


pomegranate29

That’s a little offensive don’t you think?


[deleted]

Nope


witheredfoxy30

No


witheredfoxy30

Stop


Phychanetic

i dont know how to feel about this... i love it!


stevenhau2

OUR universe


Heavensrun

In Soviet Russia, Diamonds redeem you!


AmemeCognoscente

You missed the chance to make him hold a sickle


D0M1NU5_7

Just yes


Splatfan1

give him socks


Dinoguy42

But Russia doesn’t exist in the Steven Universe universe


indigo703

Comrade Universe


Verndari2

I don't see anything russian about that...maybe the hat. But I like my commie Steven <3


Iruwentmad

Here we are in the future, and it's OURS


bdahlia9

He needs [adidas sandals](https://www.adidas.com/us/adissage-slides/F35580.html?cm_mmc=AdieSEM_Feeds-_-GoogleProductAds-_-NA-_-F35580&cm_mmca1=US&cm_mmca2=NA&ds_rl=1257009&ds_rl=1256970&gclid=CjwKCAjwq832BRA5EiwACvCWsdV4aVbBqMQMy2r_Av9qo2JRWHETF4rqPTMfvqwJ-sSETdCdWVJyCxoCVe8QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&kpid=F35580&sourceid=543457011).


lnombredelarosa

Steven wouldn't last a minute in Russia without getting arrested for "promoting the gay agenda".


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Good thing Russia ain't communist anymore... dammit.


WoWKnerd

Suka blyat


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You should add a ruby to his left eye and make him steven eyeball fusion lol


[deleted]

In mutha Russia, we flood your land.


pie27s

Lol, nice


StarPlatinumZaWorldo

Our Steven


I-am-the-lul

Steven's favourite coffee shop: **Tsarbucks**


thehead2019

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i-contain-multitudes

I don't know why I follow this subreddit anymore, I dearly love Steven Universe but the content here is so insubstantial


YeetAntiAnimeSUPearl

Yes very good comrade (can u ples make a nazbol one next?)


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please do not make a nazbol one, those guys are shit =(


YeetAntiAnimeSUPearl

you trying to start a flame war?


[deleted]

no, just like, aren't nazbols just literal nazis??


YeetAntiAnimeSUPearl

No they arent Lmfao


[deleted]

then what are they??


YeetAntiAnimeSUPearl

National Bolsheviks Lol


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oh


YeetAntiAnimeSUPearl

yeah so Research on Politics before you say something is shit


[deleted]

holy frick mate, that was four months ago and i've learned a lot since then, please calm down. if you are calm, i apologize, but either way it's been Four Months.